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STATEMENT FROM THE COMMISSIONER
This is the commissioner of More-On Trivia, Jeff Fisher. As you may have noticed, More-On Trivia has yet to be played this year. In its place you've heard inspiring messages about burying gold in your backyard and making sure you have enough guns to stave off the inevitable government takeover. While this is funny in a sort of "We're all going to die" kind of way, this tone is causing great suffering in the comedy-seeking sector of our economy. That's why as commissioner, I've suspended all lengthy Jacuzzi soaks to fight this important issue and make sure that More-On Trivia will be on the air soon. My plan as commissioner is to have More-On Trivia start right after America picks Karl or Marx as the next President of the United States in early November. Meanwhile, the host, the ref and the other guy who usually sleeps during the show have done absolutely nothing about the problem. Call their office and tell them you want More-On Trivia back on the air immediately after the general election. Call now because America needs you and for rehabilitation purposes I need to get back into my Jacuzzi. Thank you and may God bless More-On Trivia.