Glenn's erotic caller

Glenn Beck talks to the lady caller about 'the economy' and 'world currency'... if you know what we mean

GLENN: Let's go to Carmen listening to us on WIOD. Hello, Carmen.

CALLER: Hi, Glenn, I wanted to just apologize and thank you at the same time.

GLENN: Okay, what are you apologizing for?

CALLER: I'm apologizing for a couple of months ago when you were on the radio station here in WIOD and you were saying some things and I was laughing and saying what a kook and --

GLENN: Wait, wait, wait. You have to tell me what I was saying. What was I saying that you were laughing at?

CALLER: Well, you weren't actually, you were talking to this person that you've talked to that you were saying what's coming, what's coming. And I mean, I said, oh, God, this is another Y2K kook, whatever. I saw your show on CNN when you had Peter Schiff and I said it --

GLENN: Stephen Moore.

CALLER: Uh-huh. I started seeing what was going around and I started investigating -- I joined your newsletter and I've got to tell you thank you because I am going to be making decisions for my family for what is coming and you're not a kook anymore but, you know, when I --

GLENN: Let me ask you, what was the turning point, Carmen? What was it that you went, okay -- first of all, explain what you were thinking when you thought I was a kook, why was I a kook?

CALLER: Because I guess nobody wants to really look at things because the thought of something so bad seems kooky and unreal but when you actually start --

GLENN: Okay. So you just thought I was chicken little and we've been there before, we've had all these problems before; please don't hype it?

CALLER: Exactly.

GLENN: That's what you were thinking?

CALLER: And that's when I started seeing things change. And it's obvious. If people actually open their eyes and look at things.

GLENN: It's amazing, I know. It's amazing. I stand here every day and look at it and go, how is this not completely obvious to everyone. Okay, so what were the pieces that started to come into play with you where you said, "Okay, wait a minute, no, this isn't kooky, this is obvious?" What was it that was your first kind of eye-opening fact?

CALLER: The bailout. The bailout which I couldn't believe how many people didn't want it. I was one of them that didn't want it. Then I started researching how we got into this mess. Then I started saying to myself, wait a minute. About a year or two ago I told my husband, this is insane. These prices are so artificial with the housing, this is going to burst. I mean, I knew it two or three years ago but I didn't want to see it. I mean, I didn't invest in a mortgage that I couldn't afford. I've had my husband that I've had for years but I bought it the way that you're supposed to buy it. And I just saw people buying houses that couldn't afford it and I'm saying, there's something wrong here. And then when the bailout came in and I researched it, I thank you for the letter that you sent to your family and I started saying, oh, my God, if you tie in the bailout, if you start tying in where all this money's coming from, they are printing out money and all that, I'm thinking to myself, we're in for something really, really bad.

GLENN: Okay. Carmen, let me take you one more step here because you are right on the phone. You are there. Think of it this way. You said a keyword. You said two years ago you knew that this was a bubble and it was going to burst. Can you think of the bubble that we are now -- what is the bubble we're in right now? Everyone is focusing on the housing bubble but when everyone was focusing on the dot-com bubble, that's when we created the housing bubble, right?

CALLER: Yes.

GLENN: The housing bubble was created, we moved all of that, worry and debt and obligation, everything else to the housing market. So while everybody's looking at the housing and credit, what is the new bubble that is being created? And I believe quite possibly the last bubble. What is it? Do you know?

CALLER: I don't know.

GLENN: You've got all of the pieces. You've already said it. You've got all of the pieces there. You just have to tie it together now.

CALLER: Well, my biggest fear from looking at everything is government is going to be printing all this money and the rest of the world is waking up and I think the next bubble that's going to burst is actually going to be the U.S. dollar. I see it being a new world currency come April when they meet again.

GLENN: It is -- boy, Carmen, for eight weeks thinking I was a kook to where you are now, congratulations. You are exactly the kind of listener that I hope is listening to me, somebody who will not listen just to me, they will think I'm kooky, whatever, and then do your own homework and really research it. Congratulations. You have it all. What it is is the money bubble. Expand your vision, though, Carmen, because it is not just the U.S. dollar. It is the entire global economic system. They are printing too much money. They are spending too much money all around. No matter what the media tells you right now, "well, this is an American problem," no, it's not. Talk to somebody who was over in England. They were giving these kinds of loans long, long before the United States was doing it. Everyone is starting to collapse. The bubble that we are creating right now is the money bubble. It comes from being on the debt standard. And I want to explain that. Carmen, if you don't mind hanging on just a second, I want to explain the debt standard. We'll do it in just a second.

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GLENN: Carmen, I'm sure you her in the break the guys were making fun of our phone call here.

STU: Well, I mean, it was a little -- it was, I would say, the happiest moment of Glenn Beck's life. When he gets a call like this, I mean this is like --


DAN: It was touching. It was touching.

STU: Yeah, it is. It's like if you're -- it's like a first kiss. You know what I mean? It's like the birth of your child. It was such a life-changing moment. It was nice to witness that. It was like a Hallmark movie.

GLENN: As somebody who dismissed as a kook, then did their own homework, which I challenge the audience to do all the time and most people don't. Challenge them all the time: Don't take my word for it. You want to say I'm a kook, good. Come back and tell me I'm a kook for what reason. But follow the pattern. Look at all of the details. Don't look just at that one little dot. Look at the whole picture and follow it. Carmen has. And then Stu said during the break, "Glenn, this is a pattern with him, anybody who does this." Then he always asks, you know, what they should know. What did you say?

STU: You give them a pop quiz about what they're supposed to know now. Like what's coming next. You always pop quiz them.

GLENN: She passed it, though!

STU: That's what I mean.

GLENN: Because that is the key. That is the key of you're not being spoon-fed something by me. You now have -- you have now moved into your own space and you've gone and said, well, wait a minute, that leads to this and this and this. It shows that your brain is engaged. And Carmen, oh, your brain is engaged.

So now, tell me -- help people walk through the debt standard. Do you know what the debt standard is?

CALLER: Yes. Because we're on a fiat currency which is basically you are saying like the United States is saying to the world, we will pay you back eventually. But the dollar is only based on the government's promise, not based on what it used to be, on the gold standard. A dollar used to be worth a dollar of gold.

GLENN: Stu, I need porno music, I need Barry White.

STU: This is getting ridiculous.

GLENN: I can light a candle, turn down the lights and just listen to Carmen talk to me about the debt standard all day. I love you, Carmen.

STU: Glenn, this is a family show. You need to get Carmen to stop it.

GLENN: Just somebody who is engaged? Thank you, thank you, Carmen.

So now, explain if you will, have you thought this through on the debt standard that you are on as an individual. Most Americans are on a debt standard. What does that mean?

CALLER: They are -- you know, I may have to burst your porno bubble but I think what you're trying to say to me is how much do I owe, how much of debt do I owe.

GLENN: Yes, right. And what does that mean? There is a standard for you. You have money, you have credit cards out there, you have your house and your cars. You have money that you owe and you have made an arrangement with the banks, with your family and you've said, okay, we can have this much debt and we can still survive. And even if things get bad, if you haven't gone too far out on the limb, even if things get bad, we can afford this amount of debt; this amount of debt is reasonable. So you've been on a debt standard.

CALLER: Yes, we have.

GLENN: Right. Now, what's happened with the government and happened with a lot of Americans but more importantly what's happened with the government, the debt standard has a ceiling just like your family has a ceiling. You can't just keep racking up debt because at some point somebody in the family looks at the other one and says, "Guys, it doesn't matter if we all of a sudden become the President of the United States or the president of Exxon -- "maybe that's different because they're evil. They can't afford this, we could take every dollar from our budget and we could apply it just to paying off the credit cards, not buying food, gas or anything else, just apply just to pay for the debt that we now owe and we still can't make it, we can't pay it off. That is the point of collapse for the family. This is the point of where the government is now. We are at the place to where the rest of the world is going to look at us and say, "Guys, if you take everything that you owe and everything that you have outstanding balances on, you could take every dime from everybody in America and you're not going to be able to pay for that" and that's when the debt standard no longer works.

CALLER: Yeah.

GLENN: And that's the real, that's the reason why they're creating this money bubble now. They're just pumping out this money. They are printing this money because it doesn't matter. After a while it ain't gonna matter anymore because we can't pay it off anyway and these countries are going to stop financing our debt.

Carmen, I love you. You keep thinking and you keep spreading the word, will you? We'll talk to you again.

We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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