Glenn Beck: Where's the warming?

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GLENN: Well, just an update on global warming. There's only a few weeks left in 2008 and it looks like this is once again going to, thanks to big oil and coal, be the warmest year of the decade (sneezing). See, I'm getting a cold and everything. Excuse me. Oh, I just, man, it's just so chilly and -- I need that achy -- what is it, the achy, itchy, sneezy, sniffly all-over medicine? Whatever that is, I need some of that. This global warming, I -- it's 4 right now in Idaho. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's 104. I'm not sure anymore. I keep seeing -- I saw an ad on television today about, "Here's the clean coal technology that you've been promised" and yet he's standing in a desert and there is nothing behind him and they're saying there is no such thing as clean coal. Oh, okay. Well, I hope we can just abolish all this coal.

Where were all the global warming advertisements, where was all of the global warming stuff during the campaign? Did you notice it just mysteriously disappeared during the campaign? Why is that, do you suppose? Maybe, oh, I don't know, because they know people don't buy into it? That they know it is -- I'm sorry. Yes, it's me, the Holocaust denier. Holocaust, what Holocaust? Holocaust schmolocaust. Yes. We know that it's a bunch of bullcrap. How do we know it? Because we've engaged in something I like to call common sense. Just when you get really down and you say, "There's not a single person on Earth that gets it anymore," know that, yes, Americans know the global warming thing is a scam. "When we stop the assault on our Earth, when will we -- "gosh darn it, I've been holding the temperature gauge upside -- the paper, I had it upside down. I'm sorry. Oh, jeez. Wow, it's actually the coldest year of the decade. I thought it was the warmest there. It's weird how all of Al Gore's spending of several hundred million dollars on a mass campaign of convincing you that global warming is real has resulted in less than 20% of the American people who actually agree with him. Think of this. Think of the propaganda: Less than 20%.

Let me ask you this: Is it possible that the Earth forgot to show up at Live Earth? Because it looks like the Earth doesn't even agree with global warming. Is it possible the climate didn't hear Madonna when she instructed people to jump up and down for the climate? Is that possible? Is it possible that maybe people like me are not going to be able to say these things on the radio very much longer?

The cooling in 2008 is equal to 20% of all of the warming of the last 100 years as compared to the rest of this decade. What does that mean? Does it mean anything? Of course not, Holocaust denier! Jeez, what's wrong with you people? The relatively chilly temperatures compared with the recent years are not evidence that global warming is slowing. However, say climate scientists at the Met office, absolutely not, it's not evidence that anything is happening, this according to Dr. Peter Stott, the manager of Understanding and Attributing Climate Change at the Met office Hadley Centre. Manager of Understanding and Attributing Climate Change at the Met office, Hadley Centre, does that even fit on a business card?

"The scientists go on to claim that the relatively chilly temperatures compared with recent years are not evidence that global warming is slowing." That's absolutely true. Cooling isn't evidence of warming slowing down. It's evidence of cooling. Just thought I'd throw that out there. And by the way, this isn't just one year. The warmest year on record was 1998. I believe five years, five years before Al Gore got his movie out. The warmest year on record was 1998. We've been cooling now since 2000, or if you want to be pessimistic, since 2001. Yet, have you heard that from the global warming crowd? No. What you'll hear is that cooling is not evidence that global warming is slowing. But they go on in an attempt to prove their point, and I love this. In March a team of climate scientists at Kiel University predicted that natural variation would mask the .3 degrees Celsius warming predicted by the intergovernmental panel on climate change over the next decade. They said that global temperatures would remain constant until 2015 but then they would begin to accelerate.

All right, let's see. Well, first of all, they are not remaining constant because they are going down. So you are wrong there. But I'm trying to get my arms around this "Natural variation would mask the warming thing." Let me see, because I'm an alcoholic, I speak bullcrap fluently. Let me see if I can translate that from bullcrap to English. They're saying that cooling will mask the warming. Cooling will mask the warming. See if I have this right. I mean, I'm not a scientist, but I'm a thinker, and help me out. Stu, if cooling is masking warming, then wouldn't it just be cooling?

STU: You're clearly not a scientist.

GLENN: No, I just -- explain that to me, would you?

STU: Well, yes, it's fairly obvious here. If warming was warming and then the cooling came in and masked the warming, the warming would still be there. It would just be cooling.

GLENN: All right, let me try this, see if I understand this. Let's take your oven, okay? Let's say you turn your oven on.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: And then you open the outside door in your Boise apartment where it's snowing today. Then I guess you could say the cold is masking the warmth, but it still would be getting colder, right? I mean, if anything -- 

STU: No, no, not at all because you'd have the oven on. The oven is on. That's manmade warming.

GLENN: Right. Wouldn't you just -- I mean, wouldn't you just be saying that natural cold is overpowering the manmade warmth? I mean, wouldn't that be good? I mean, look, if the cooling is masking the warming, the warming, according to these pinheads, is caused by man. The cooling is not caused by man. So wouldn't it mean that the non-manmade cooling is actually winning out over man? Almost like it's weird how the whole system works itself out.

STU: Glenn, I think you are being very controversial here.

GLENN: No, I -- 

STU: I think maybe there's room for a little experiment here. If there happens to be a listener in a cold climate right now, they could go into their kitchen and blast their oven and then open their front door and we'll just see if -- 

GLENN: I'm sure they will be opening up the front door would be manmade cooling.

STU: I thought that would be natural cooling.

GLENN: No, it would be manmade because you opened the front door. I mean, it would have to be -- here's what it would have to be. It would have to be so cold outside that you couldn't keep the furnace running in your house and you couldn't do anything to stop it and it just got colder and colder and colder and colder outside until eventually it was so cold in your house. Because man has not done anything to stop global warming and cause global cooling. We keep turning the thermostat up on the oven that we've left open. Now you've got to take man out of the equation. Man, in your scenario or the one I gave with the oven, is you would open -- you would open up the door. Well, you can't open up the door.

STU: Well, you can't build the house, either. Man's always getting involved in these things. Man's always in the way of science.

GLENN: Can I tell you something? If we could just exterminate, if we could just exterminate the vermin that is man. See, if I was -- let me tell you something. If I wasn't a Holocaust denier, I could understand the potential behind the Holocaust. If I didn't deny the Holocaust, then I could have the solution for global warming.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" to explain how mail-in ballots are typically disqualified during recounts at a far higher rate than in-person, Election Day ballots, and why this is "good news" for President Donald Trump's legal battle over the election.

"One of the things that gives the greatest cause for optimism is, this election ... there's a pretty marked disparity in terms of how the votes were distributed. On Election Day, with in-person voting, Donald Trump won a significant majority of the votes cast on in-person voting on Election Day. Of mail-in voting, Joe Biden won a significant majority of the votes cast early on mail-in voting," Cruz explained.

"Now, here's the good news: If you look historically to recounts, if you look historically to election litigation, the votes cast in person on Election Day tend to stand. It's sort of hard to screw that up. Those votes are generally legal, and they're not set aside. Mail-in votes historically have a much higher rate of rejection … when they're examined, there are a whole series of legal requirements that vary state by state, but mail-in votes consistently have a higher rate of rejection, which suggests that as these votes begin being examined and subjected to scrutiny, that you're going to see Joe Biden's vote tallies go down. That's a good thing," he added. "The challenge is, for President Trump to prevail, he's got to run the table. He's got to win, not just in one state but in several states. That makes it a lot harder to prevail in the litigation. I hope that he does so, but it is a real challenge and we shouldn't try to convince ourselves otherwise."

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Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean is perhaps even more disgusted with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for his coronavirus response than BlazeTV's Stu Burguiere (read what Stu has to say on the subject here), and for a good reason.

She lost both of her in-laws to COVID-19 in New York's nursing homes after Gov. Cuomo's infamous nursing home mandate, which Cuomo has since had scrubbed from the state's website and blamed everyone from the New York Post to nursing care workers to (every leftist's favorite scapegoat) President Donald Trump.

Janice joined Glenn and Stu on the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to ask why mainstream media is not holding Gov. Cuomo — who recently published a book about his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic — accountable?

"I'm vocal because I have not seen the mainstream media ask these questions or demand accountability of their leaders. [Cuomo] really has been ruling with an iron fist, and every time he does get asked a question, he blames everybody else except the person that signed that order," Janice said.

"In my mind, he's profiting off the over 30 thousand New Yorkers, including my in-laws, that died by publishing a book on 'leadership' of New York," she added. "His order has helped kill thousands of relatives of New York state. And this is not political, Glenn. This is not about Republican or Democrat. My in-laws were registered Democrats. This is not about politics. This is about accountability for something that went wrong, and it's because of your [Cuomo's] leadership that we're put into this situation."

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She joined the latest Glenn Beck Podcast to break down what's coming next after the election: Black Lives Matter is mainstream, leftists are making lists of Trump supporters, and the Hunter Biden scandal is on the back burner.

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Megyn defended Fox News, saying she believes Fox News' mission "is a good one," but also didn't hold back on hosts like Neil Cavuto, who cut off a White House briefing to fact check it — something she never would have done, even while covering President Obama.

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