Glenn gets palm reading

GLENN: 888-727-BECK, 888-727-BECK. Well, we're glad you're here. Where do I go here, Stu?

STU: Well, Glenn, I don't know. Let me trace this back for a minute here because yesterday we had a call who called up and she was a palm reader and she was apparently going to go to one of your book signings yesterday. Did you make contact with this -- 

GLENN: Yes, I did meet -- did I make contact with her?

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Calling the palm reader, calling the palm reader.

STU: In another dimension.

GLENN: In another dimension. What city did I see her in? It was Pocatello. By the way, I was in yesterday, what, four cities? I was in Boise, Twin Falls, Idaho Falls and Pocatello and Rexburg yesterday. I was in those five cities yesterday, and I drove the southern part of right south of Pocatello and it -- I'm telling you it was some of the most beautiful country I have ever, ever seen. Would you agree with that, Joe? It was purple mountains majesty and amber waves of grain. And it snowed. The grain -- the hay had all been obviously cut a long time ago or the wheat or whatever they're growing. I don't know. I'm from the city. But the sun was setting, the sky was deep purple, the mountains were -- the sky was deep blue, the mountains were purple, the wheat or whatever it was sticking up through the snow was amber. It was the most beautiful picture I have ever seen, just unbelievable. The only problem with it was, I'm sorry, Idaho, but you have far too many signs that say "Next exit, 47 miles." And when you are at least 47 miles away and you can't trust that that exit has some sort of dispenser that could give you a Frosty, I just don't know. You know what I'm saying?

STU: It's very, very understandable, Glenn, when you are away from Wendy and her services. I know you get very disappointed.

GLENN: I'm just saying.

STU: But, so you did actually get this woman to come out? You did meet her? You did talk to her?

GLENN: I didn't get her to came out. She came out. She called the show, she said she wanted to read my -- and I said, I'm all full up on having my palm read today.

STU: Right.

GLENN: And then somehow or another I found myself at a Xerox machine copying my palms and then Joe got her, I guess faxed her my palms and she did come out to the book signing and she just showed me my line of my guardian angel, which -- 

STU: Well, I think there's more information apparently.

GLENN: Is there?

STU: Because she's on the line right now.

GLENN: The palm reader?

STU: Yes.


CALLER: Hi, Glenn.

GLENN: Now Kat, is it spelled with a C or a -- is it spelled with a C or a K?

CALLER: K-A-T. Short for Kathleen.

GLENN: Okay, Kathleen. Well, it was nice to meet you yesterday.

CALLER: It's Kat.

GLENN: Well, Kat. I was told afterwards that you -- I was told yesterday that you actually had to touch my hands.

CALLER: Well, I just wanted to see your ADD. It shows in your headline on your hand, and it's there. Do you know what ADD is?


CALLER: It's just your spine turned out of place at the very top, twisted out of place. Irritates the nerves all the time. Drives you crazy. They think if you get rid of your ADD, then you won't have all this creativity. You have fabulously creative hands. You have a long finger like Bill Gates, a ring finger.

GLENN: Really?

CALLER: Which is a creative -- 

GLENN: Have you been seeing Bill Gates' hands?

CALLER: Yes, he held his hand right up to the TV just for me the other day.

GLENN: Did he really? Now hang on just a sec. Are you telling me that you pause television to look at people's hands?

CALLER: All the time. I cut pictures out of the paper. I got Oprah Winfrey's hands. You got her thumb, by the way. The thumb -- 

GLENN: I have -- what is she using for a thumb?

CALLER: The length of the fingers is your talents, and they have already done a study in Germany about this. They said, "Oh, we can find the talents of kids by measuring their fingers." And it was published in the British journal of psychology. Listen, I'm not just a palm reader. That's just my fun job. I'm a schoolteacher. I've got a master's degree in health education.

GLENN: Okay, hang on just a second. Kat, you say you can find people's talents by the length of their fingers.

CALLER: Yes, I have -- 

GLENN: That's the -- look, I have German heritage. That's the German going, "You will play the piano, ya?" That's what that is.

CALLER: Another thing, you've got a really low set heart line, which is a very passionate race, Italian, Irish, German. It sits quite high up in your hand. That's -- 

GLENN: Hang on just a second.

CALLER: That's the top line in your hand.

GLENN: When you say -- hang on just a second. When you say a very passionate race, you say Italian, you think -- hang on, you think Italian, you think romance, you think Irish, you said the passionate? You think drunks. You say passion German, which I am, you think putting people in concentration camps passion. That's not necessarily a good thing.

CALLER: You feel deeply about things. You are very passionate about things. Let me tell you the really important part of your hand is the shape of your hand. When you have the shape of your hand tells you that your talents, the real square hands, athletic hands. A real round hand is artistic. A long palm in proportion to the fingers is the philosophical hand, and what you've got is two of them. You've got a real long palm compared to the fingers. So you have a philosophical hand and you have a very artistic hand, and the philosophical people have a tendency to overanalyze everything. They will think -- 

GLENN: Let me ask you this because I'm just looking at it and maybe I'm overanalyzing but it looks like I have orangutan hands.

CALLER: No, you don't.

GLENN: I mean, I've never seen an orangutan that's a creative philosophy major.

CALLER: No, you can't have orangutan hands because the thumb sits out in a square. Look how your thumb sits out.

GLENN: It's not my thumb. That's Oprah Winfrey's thumb.

CALLER: Oh, your thumb, that's the talent, remember? The thumb is the numbers and you have a short thumb which means you can compute numbers in your head really good. It's the same as Oprah Winfrey's thumb. She's got a short thumb. You have a thumb similar to Oprah Winfrey's.

GLENN: But not as good as Oprah Winfrey.

CALLER: I don't know, it's pretty shore.

GLENN: If we were having an add-off, she would probably win.

CALLER: And then the pointer finger is your boss finger, and the middle finger is your business finger. That's not a real long finger. When it's short, you are very compassionate. It's a social worker's finger. And then your ring finger -- 

GLENN: Wait a minute, hang on just a second. You are saying the middle finger is your compassion finger?

CALLER: Yeah. It's your business finger. If it's a real long finger -- 

GLENN: Get out of my business, I know, I've used that business finger before.

CALLER: And then your ring finger and your pinky finger are your brain fingers. And the fingers develop at the same time the brain is developing, when you are a fetus in the body. So your ring finger is quite long on your right hand. That's the Bill Gates finger. Creative, imaginative, inventive, abstract thinker.

GLENN: What does the little finger mean?

CALLER: The little finger is your scholarly finger. You are very left-brained when that finger -- and yours is a little bit long, which is strange on men. You love words, scholarly. It's usually the doctor/lawyer finger. If it's kind of a short little pinky -- 

GLENN: If I may just wrap this up, Kat, I don't want to put words in your mouth but I'm a creative, compassionate genius that would like to round everybody up, put them in a concentration camp using Oprah's thumb. Thanks for your phone call, Kat. God bless you.

How does a sports writer know how to fix America, and America's racial dilemma?

In a special edition of the "Glenn Beck Radio Program," Outkick sports columnist Jason Whitlock filled in Tuesday for Glenn to explain how we can bring America back together, lean into racial harmony, and restore the values of our Founding Fathers. Because if not us, then who will?

Jason started out by explaining how, during a recent appearance on the program, he felt a spiritual connection with Glenn, regardless of physical differences, as both share a common passion for God and country.

"Glenn and I share a kindred spirit. A kindred passion," Jason said. "We have two things that we love and are passionate about: God and country. I am not a minister. I'm a flawed sinner just like Glenn and just like you. But I am a believer. Believers share an energy that connects them, that cuts through our physical differences and makes those differences irrelevant relevant. That's what I felt when I met Glenn, an energy and a spirit that connects us. We are broadcasters, media personalities, operating in separate spaces, trying to talk to Americans, who share our passion."

Jason went on to say that he believes there are forces operating, both outside of and inside America, that are working to separate America from God, and that much of what we've witnessed in 2020 — from the racial division stirred by the mainstream and social media, to the rioting and looting by Antifa and Black Lives Matter, to the "remaking of the sports world into a shrine that celebrates resisting criminal suspects and denigrates this great country at every turn" — are symptoms and consequences of America's enemies separating God and country.

"We are one nation under God. We are nothing without Him," Jason continued. "The flawed sinners who founded this nation baked God into this country with their Declaration of Independence. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights. That among those, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The foreign and domestic enemies of this nation are baking a new American cake. God isn't an essential ingredient in this new cake. He isn't an ingredient at all. The removal of faith is sewing the disharmony that is terrorizing and destroying the United States of America.

"Why am I here today? I'm here to tell you how we take our country back, how we restore the freedoms and the liberties our enemies seek to remove in their remaking of a godless America."

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One of the most shocking things British journalist, political commentator, and author of "The Madness of Crowds," Douglas Murray witnessed during his recent stay in America, was how many Americans are acting as if they live in 1930s Germany or behind the Iron Curtain, afraid to stand up and speak out because they're afraid of the consequences.

Murray joined the "Glenn Beck Podcast" this week to explain why he believes the state of America is actually worse than we realize, and how the Left's obsession with rewriting history has ushered in guilt, fear, and a "silent majority."

Murray said he's particularly "fed up" with those on the Right who are afraid to voice their opinion because they don't want to become the target of leftist mobs on social media.

"Do you think anyone in history who told the truth had an easy time? You've got the easiest time that any opposition movement ever did in history," Murray said.

"You cannot have these people in America living in a free society — which is for the time being free — pretending that they live under the circumstances of Jews in 1930s Germany," he added. "Speak up. Speak out. Don't be a silent majority; be a very damn noisy majority. And don't put up with the oppression of people who are totally insincere ... they want to make money. They want to win. Nothing more. Call them out ... and get back to what you should be doing as a nation."

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New York City shut down its schools over the coronavirus with barely any notice. But even before that, Governor Andrew Cuomo apparently wasn't in the mood to be asked about it, and he made that very clear to reporters.

Asked on Wednesday whether parents could expect schools to be closed as soon as Thursday, Cuomo mocked reporters for their "obnoxious and offensive" questions and accused them of not paying attention. Watch the testy exchange for yourself here.

On Thursday's radio program, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere had plenty to say about Stu's least favorite governor and the decision to close schools. But Glenn also offered his own theory on why coronavirus restrictions have become so political: Americans refuse to be forced into submission.

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Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

As the Left tries to hide how radical the two candidates really are, Glenn takes us inside the Democrat war room to expose the wolf in pastor's clothing, Raphael Warnock, and America's Justin Trudeau, Jon Ossoff. Socialism, the Green New Deal, and "defund the police" are all on the table. And Glenn warns of what's to come if conservatives don't activate: Chuck Schumer will weaponize the Senate, and the radical Left will launch an all-out assault to ravage the Constitution.

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