Glenn's kids for sale?

GLENN: Okay, thank you very much. You know, I have to tell you I am not, I'm not one that generally would like to sell my children but there's something about a two-week holiday around the Christmas, you know, period of the year that makes me want to put them up for auction, really, all of them. I got four. One's got very little damage. Some of them have higher mileage and an awful lot of damage. I'll admit it. I mean, I was driving them at the time. So, you know, that one's been in an accident or two. That left a mark. But, you know, one of them's got very low mileage. Maybe it's just, maybe it's the toy situation around the holiday that drives you crazy, you know. Am I the only one that just can't seem to get any of the toys right or to get anything, you know, to get a balance at all? You know, we really tried to balance this year. We were like, okay, we're going to cut back on Christmas, we're really going to, you know, just -- and so, you know, we bought, like, the older kids got a shirt and a sweater, a CD. You know, that was it. Younger kids, a book, maybe Raphe got a couple of extra train tracks for his train, you know, a toy. Cheyenne got a puzzle and a book. But then everyone else dogpiles on the family and that's what -- I mean, I have to tell you, after this vacation I'm ready for a vacation from my vacation. Maybe just regular work. Is there anybody else that came back to work today and went, whew, am I glad to be back to work. I mean, I never look forward to, you know, schlepping myself back into work and everything until you have two weeks with your entire family and then you are ready to be the best employee ever. I can work extra hours tonight, you know. Doesn't matter how much you love your family. I think everybody has a "Time spent" limit. Don't you? And the toys just make it much shorter. I'm absolutely for cap and trade on toys. I think there should be -- and honestly when it comes to Christmas toys, my house looks like Santa's workshop now. I boug ht my kids three. Now there's toys everywhere and there was a big fat guy who came in and ate all the cookies. It's the relatives that do it to you. You think I'm dumb enough to give my 4-year-old a toy that makes a constant annoying noise? I swear to you, one of the relatives got the, what is it, the Einstein -- what is that stupid cartoon?

DAN: The little Einsteins, Glenn. Leo, June and the whole gang. I know it well, unfortunately.

GLENN: Dan's our in-studio producer who is currently for some reason building a newer model child.

DAN: (Laughing).

GLENN: Have you seen the little spaceship that they have?

DAN: Yes. Rocket.

GLENN: Whatever. Have you seen the toy that they make? It's got like a billion pieces and plays a song and makes sounds.

DAN: No, I have not seen that.

GLENN: Stop with the sounds! Stop with the sounds, or put a strategically placed button that can only be accessed by a very small Phillips screwdriver so little kids can't figure it out. Put an off switch on the damn thing! I'm not stupid enough to -- I see anything that says "Push me," when you go into the toy store, "Push me." If it makes a sound, I put it back on shelf. But relatives, oh, I think they all think, "Ah, I know how to get Glenn." So I spent the better part of all of Christmas week just trying to dismantle and subtly lose toys. "What happened to that toy? Where did you put that toy?" I'm not going to be able to get a good price on them later in life because they are going to be so damaged because they are going to think they lost all their cool toys when they were kids. They didn't lose them. Kids, I'm hidin' them. I'm giving them away when you're not looking. Some of them I'm putting directly in the garbage can.

So I spend a week just trying to get the house back to quiet. What happens? We have a New Year's Eve party, the kids are there. My wife decides to get, you know, the little hats and stuff. In the bag -- and I didn't even see this one coming -- in the bag are the stupid noise-makers. Honey, what are you doing? Now, because this is the way it always is, you can buy your kid a $5,000 toy. They don't play with that one. They play with the one that's not even really a toy.

So now since New Year's Eve, I've been trying to wreck the inside of the, you know, thing that you blow up and it uncurls and has a feather? What do you call those things besides annoying and loud, especially when in the hands of a 4-year-old? I swear to you I was -- a lot of the toys I was just thinking about just wrapping in bacon and saying, "Hey, Victor." You know, get my big German Shepherd. I ended up eating the bacon. So now my house is noisier than ever. Jeez.

"Why not just throw the toys away? Why not just tell them to give..." uh-huh, how many toys did you have to do that to? Am I alone?

Dan, did you have to hide toys from your kids?

DAN: For you mean like before Christmas Day?

GLENN: No, after.

DAN: Yes. Actually this is the first year we did. My daughter's 3.

DAN: Uh-huh. It only gets worse. It only gets worse.

DAN: Thank you. Thank you for that optimism.

GLENN: Next thing they get iPods and cell phones and boyfriends. It only gets worse. I've got three of my daughters' boyfriends hidden in the basement. I probably shouldn't admit that on the air, but -- 

DAN: No, not a good idea.

GLENN: I mean, jeez. I don't know why -- you know what? You want to sell more toys? Make them quiet. That's what you do. Make them quiet. I know kids like the flashy things, but parents don't. And then we should -- you know, here's a government proposal that I would support. You can't allow grandparents to buy any toys because the worst toys are always purchased by the grandparents. Every time this year, this time of year every single year, I come back and I hate my parents because you know what they're doing. They are just standing there in the store and they're looking at the toys. They don't know what -- they aren't watching any of these shows. Really? They know about the Einstein? What's the name of that stupid show?

DAN: The Little Einsteins, Glenn.

GLENN: Thank you. They know about Little Einsteins? Do they, really? Hmmm. I don't think so. They were standing in the toy section and they were looking for the noisiest toy. That's what they were doing. And then they invite us all over to their house. They've got like 4,000 grandchildren. They are Italians. They're breeding like bunny rabbits. So we've got like 4,000 grandchildren and they give them all the same toy. "Oh, look at that." If that didn't make you want to throw yourself out the window, nothing would. 4,000 kids all with the Baby Einstein, Dan?

DAN: It's The Little Einsteins.

GLENN: Are they owned by the Baby Einstein people?

DAN: I would imagine so, yes.

GLENN: Did Baby Einstein grow up to be Little Einstein? I'd like him to get into the quiet phase -- no, I don't. No, I take that back. Because you know the picture I always think of when I think of Einstein? You think of grown-up Einstein, it will be like Baby Einstein, Little Einstein, grown up Boring Einstein? You know what? That thing, if the toy companies were making it, they would make it so the grandparents would buy it, they would make it next to that stupid chalkboard and the only noise it would make is the chalk scraping against the blackboard. Oh, I know all you toy makers. I know how you think. I'm done. I'm checking out. "Hey, look, kids, Daddy got a bag of rocks, yeah. Why don't you play with that one for a while, hmmm? Hey, look at that. It's a pillow. Oh, you want to hit your sister with a pillow? Yeah, that's why this pillow comes with a stapler. I'm going to staple it to your head." Yeah. Oh, I know. So I've got some children for sale. If anybody's interested, we'll talk later off the air.

Scott Quiner was transferred over the weekend to a hospital in Texas after doctors in Minnesota threated to terminate life support measures as he battled severe complications from COVID-19. Scott's wife, Anne Quiner, appealed to the courts for a restraining order to prevent the hospital from pulling the plug as she sought a new facility to provide medical care for her husband. Scott was unvaccinated when he tested positive for COVID-19 in late October, 2021.

Anne and her attorney Marjorie Holsten joined "The Glenn Beck Program" Thursday to describe their frantic efforts to halt the hospital's decision to turn off Scott's life support — allegedly because he was unvaccinated — and just how difficult it was to get him the medical treatment he needed.

"It was absolutely stunning," Holsten told Glenn. "[Anne] came in and she has this order, I saw the screenshot from the [online medical] chart that said [Scott] is basically scheduled for execution at noon the following day."

According to Holsten, the Minnesota hospital responded to her appeal for a restraining order by claiming that the "position" to keep Scott alive "is not supported by medical science or Minnesota law. As a result, Mercy will ask the court to issue an order that Mercy has the authority to discontinue Mr. Quiner's ventilator and proceed with his medical care plan."

"The 'medical care plan' was the plan to discontinue the ventilator at noon, which leads to death very shortly. So that was at 10 o'clock, but then at 11 o'clock, before the 12 o'clock execution, the judge did, in fact, sign an order saying the hospital is restrained from pulling the plug," she added.

Anne told Glenn that doctors in Texas were shocked by Scott's condition after he arrived from the Minnesota hospital. Not only had he been given dangerous drugs, he was also found to be “severely malnourished."

"The doctor [in Texas] spent two hours with Scott and when he came back out, he said, 'I don't know how he even made it, how he even survived that other hospital ... but I will do everything I can to try to save his life,'" Anne explained.

"And the doctor [in Texas] said Scott was the most undernourished patient he has ever seen," Holsten added.

"Glenn, we are first bringing this battle to the court of public opinion," Holsten continued. "What we are showing the world is that Scott was near death because of the protocols used in that [Minnesota] hospital, but now he is recovering. He is getting better.... Now, we're not planning a funeral, we're planning for his release."

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The Great Reset is not just an elitist idea — it’s not even a socialist utopian concept. It’s a real-world fascist threat to every American from Wall Street to Main Street. It’s happening now in policies and cultural shifts big and small, obvious and subtle, from environmental promises to corporations going woke. But the mainstream media, global elites, and politicians brushed off the Great Reset as “nothing to see here.” Another myth they push: “The World Economic Forum is just a conference for elites who have no REAL power.”

Glenn Beck first exposed the Great Reset almost two years ago, and the globalist cries of "conspiracy theorist" soon followed. They said he believed the WEF was a “master cabal calling the shots from some evil underground lair.” But Glenn Beck never said that. Instead, he uncovered the true intentions of global leaders in finance and politics by simply highlighting their own words.

This week, the same global elites are doubling down on their agenda at the World Economic Forum’s Davos Agenda virtual event. But still, the global elites — like Twitter’s Jack Dorsey — are trying to downplay the WEF’s influence to stop people like us from interfering with their plans. The oligarchy will prosper in the new world order they’ve designed. You will not.

So Glenn unveils a master chalkboard based on his best-selling new book to outline the threats from globalists and why we must stop their agenda if we hope to keep the precious freedoms we still have.

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Kim Iversen, journalist, YouTuber, and host of "The Kim Iversen Show," reacted to Glenn Beck's appearance last week on "Tucker Carlson Tonight" by conceding that, while the subject of Beck's new book, "The Great Reset: Joe Biden and the Rise of Twenty-First-Century Fascism" might at first sound "a little bit loony," closer analysis confirms "this isn't such a crazy conspiracy theory after all."

"Glenn Beck was on Tucker Carlson's show last week touting what has been called a right-wing conspiracy theory and discussing his new book, 'The Great Reset: Joe Biden and the Rise of Twenty-First-Century Fascism'," began Iverson on The Hill's "Rising."

"Well, maybe that all sounds a little bit loony — and believe me, I do think Glenn Beck tends to be a loon," she quipped. "But, maybe this isn't such a crazy conspiracy theory after all. And after seeing everything we've seen with the governments enacting all sorts of authoritarian controls and many other conspiracy theories coming true, maybe there's something to be concerned about. So, what is the Great Reset? The name even sounds conspiratorial, but believe it or not, it's a real thing."

Iverson went on to explain exactly who is behind the Great Reset, what their agenda entails, how they are using the COVID-19 pandemic to "to rebuild society in a way the global elites see best fit."

"You'll own nothing and you will be happy: That's what they're saying," Iverson explained. "And with inflation sky high and no signs of it slowing down, they might be right. We are on our way to becoming a nation of renters, but don't worry it's nothing to fear ... don't worry, everything is being done under the premise that this is all ... being done for our own good, the benefit of a collective society, and we will be happy," she added sarcastically.

Iverson concluded by asking, "Who thinks it's a good idea that a bunch of corporate millionaire and billionaires and world leaders are getting together and coming up with what's best for we the little people? I mean, who thinks that that's a really good idea? And who thinks that they are going to be doing it for our benefit? But, of course they're going to frame it like 'Oh, this is good for you. You're going to rent. You'll own nothing and you'll be happy. Don't worry about it' ... When you look at the actual list of partners with the World Economic Forum, they control everything. They control media. They control health. They control business. They control everything, and so then it does become, how do we people fight against that?"

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President Joe Biden just had the worst-rated week in the entire first year of his presidency, but his latest poll numbers are the icing on the cake, Bill O'Reilly told Glenn Beck on the radio program.

Given that polls aren’t always correct, O’Reilly explained another way to prove that Biden's first year may be worse than any other president's before him: It’s impossible to name one single contribution Biden has made to move America forward.

"Biden: There isn't anything you can point to. Not one thing ... that he's done to improve the nation. That's the test. You just step back, take emotion out of it, politics out of it, and say, give me one thing that Joe Biden has done to improve the country. Just one. And you can't do it," O'Reilly said. "And if there is, I want your listeners to contact me at BillO'"

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