Happy Green Holiday?

GLENN BECK PROGRAM


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GLENN: Let me ask you this. Have you been to the department store here in New York called Barney's?

STU: I'm going to go no on that.

GLENN: Okay. This is the big department store that is now owned by the Chinese.

STU: (Gasping).

GLENN: Yes.

STU: No.

GLENN: Do not try to eat any of their clothing.

STU: Dipped in lead?



White Christmas? Why bother when you can have a Green Holiday!

GLENN: Covered in lead paint. But Barney's, or is it Dubai? I think it's China. Not sure. It's one of those countries I don't really trust.

STU: Is there any country you trust, though? I mean, you're Glenn Beck. You don't trust our country.

GLENN: Never had bad chocolate from Switzerland.

STU: All right.

GLENN: They even had that big suspicious horn that they are dragging around...

STU: The Ricola horn.

GLENN: Yes, they have that horn. Do you trust somebody coming into your -- what, it's just a horn that I use on a mountainside. I think I'd put that person away. I'm sorry. I'll going to need to spend some more time with your paperwork. I don't think I have a reason to trust Switzerland, but I do, yes.

STU: So you've got Switzerland.

GLENN: I have Switzerland. Let's not dwell on this because I don't know how many more I can name.

STU: This is about it.

GLENN: But I want you to go to -- I wouldn't have a problem if Switzerland owned Barney's department store because they would have good chocolate.

STU: Oh, no, Sweden owns Ikea, right?

GLENN: I don't know.

STU: How do you feel about the Swedes? Volvos, Ikea, loganberry juice?

GLENN: May I just say this about -- is that where?

STU: It's always in every Ikea I go to. It's the only place it's ever been sold is at an Ikea. It's a furniture store. Why am I buying juice there?

GLENN: May I tell you something about the Dutch or the Swedes? What were we talking about?

STU: I think the Swedes and the Switzerlandese which I think is the official -- 

GLENN: The Dutch and the -- they are the same?

STU: Not even close.

GLENN: It's like New Jersey and New York. It's the same thing. They're both corrupt, right?

STU: So you are saying the Swedes are corrupt?

GLENN: Have you been to an Ikea, the meatballs, they make you buy furniture that you don't want to buy.

STU: Why am I buying meatballs and juice at a furniture store?

GLENN: I have no idea.

STU: Meatballs in large quantities, too. You are not getting four meatballs. You are getting pounds and pounds of Swedish meatballs at a store where you are buying futons. It makes no sense.

GLENN: May I just point out that in the morning -- this is what this started out as. Somebody said let's make Swedish meatballs at the furniture store and somebody else said, that's a stupid idea; nobody's going to want meatballs at the furniture store. And the first guy on that first day, his ass was on the line. And so one customer came for lunch, he knew he had to get rid of the meatballs and he was like, yeah, you want meatballs from the furniture store? And they're like, yeah, I guess; my wife has been dragging them around forever. Anything. Just whatever. I was thinking about eating an ottoman a little while ago but then meatballs has actual meat in it? And then the guy behind the counter said, well, I'm not really sure but ya, ya, sure. So then he takes the meatballs and he has to put them on a huge plate because he has to get rid of them. Otherwise, you know, the big Swede is going to say that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And so now that one fat guy who had the big bowl of meatballs now buys all of his furniture there and has told all of his fat friends, buy your furniture there because your wife will walk around and you'll have an hour worth of eating meatballs and that's what happened.

STU: I may go to Snopes on this one.

GLENN: Don't do that.

STU: That is true, that is the guy paradise in Ikea because they just lump meatballs on your plate while your wife does the shopping.

GLENN: Too much food shaped like a snow flake. Men do not eat anything besides a Christmas cookie shaped like a snow flake.

STU: Name one food that they have at Ikea that's shaped like a snow flake.

GLENN: Oh, all of their food is -- 

STU: Just one. I don't need all. Just one.

GLENN: One of those Waffle Hoffen Floffers.

GLENN: There's no Waffle Hoffen Floffers there.

STU: That's not a word. No language there's not a word that equates.

GLENN: They make their furniture out of the same wood they make their shoes out of.

STU: Again that is another country again.

GLENN: No, it's not. They are the same country.

STU: Again you're totally off.

GLENN: Hey, let me ask you this. New Jersey, New Jersey, New York, same country?

STU: Yes.

GLENN: Yes, thank you. My point has been made.

STU: No, it's not made at all.

GLENN: Yes, it is. They were smart when they made wooden shoes because they had the floods all the time. Little boy, keep your finger in the frickin' dike! And the little boy was like, no, no, that George Bush is blowing it up, he's on the other side in goggles and he's trying to blow up the dike! Keep the finger in the dike!

And while he was there, and we all know what happened to him. He was killed in that tragic dike explosion done by the Bush administration. But everybody else, sure, a lot of them may have died, they lost their house, they lost their money, they lost everything, they lost their jobs, their livelihood but they didn't lose their shoes. Why? Because they made them out of wood and the wood floated. That was genius in, like, 1601! Now, not a good idea. Move on. And any country whose main export is a tulip.

STU: What country are you talking? You are all over the place. You are all over Europe.

GLENN: No, I'm not.

STU: Yes, you are.

GLENN: Same country.

STU: No, they're not the same country at all.

GLENN: Really? European Union.

STU: You're like a student traveler saying as hostels. You're all over the stupid country. You have no idea where you are and you've been drunk for most of your life. All three of those are true, by the way.

GLENN: You got me there.

Okay. So anyway, you've got to go to Barney's which I believe is owned by China or Dubai.

STU: Are those the same countries?

GLENN: Pretty much.

STU: Am I allowed into Barney's because I think you have to make 24 figures to walk into that store.

GLENN: No, you have to walk -- Barney's, the thing is any store in New York that has paparazzi that hangs out at it, you know it's a store that's going to piss you off. Not just because the price. You're like, it's a T-shirt, man. It's a T-shirt. No, this is not just any T-shirt. This is a white 100% cotton T-shirt. It's $800! Yes, it is, and it is on sale. Usually it's $1,000.

STU: See, I feel like Barney's would be a little too stodgy for paparazzi. I feel like you're going to get like -- it doesn't feel like -- 

GLENN: No, it has paparazzi.

STU: A young trendy store.

GLENN: They have paparazzi because that's when Johnny Depp comes in from.

STU: He goes to Barney's? I feel like he goes to a little boutique.

GLENN: They are all frauds.

STU: Let me ask you this. Any flash bulbs going off?

GLENN: So what I'd like you to do -- 

STU: Right here, you can take the picture right here. You can walk -- 

GLENN: Hey, they didn't know I was coming, all right? Adam went ahead and announced but they probably didn't hear. Anyway, so I have to send you out with a Flip video. Are you in the city today or are you leaving right away?

STU: I have to leave today.

GLENN: Okay. On Monday you've got to go. In fact, let's do this on Monday's show.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: And then you can just, you can videotape it and then we'll show it on the TV show that night. It is the Barney's windows. This is the big thing, you know, in New York. They do all the windows, you know, for Christmas. Barney's is environmentally friendly and it is the Christmas Story but all in recycled stuff and all about global warming and Al Gore's like a little elf with a thermometer and it moves.

STU: No, that didn't happen.

GLENN: Oh, yes, it did. No, I got a picture right here. See him with the little pointed ears? That's an actual photo, which is weird. But it is -- yeah. And like the little elf is on a giant mushroom but it's an organic mushroom. But here's -- wait. If you think it's bad...

STU: I do. I do think it's bad.

GLENN: I'm dreaming of a, fill in the blank.

STU: Of white Christmas.

GLENN: What do you think it would be?

STU: Please don't tell me it's a green Christmas.

GLENN: Go ahead and say it. Stu, a fun Christmas?

STU: I'm dreaming of a green Christmas.

GLENN: No, no, no, no. That's what you would think it is.

STU: Right.

GLENN: If you were going to be on the bandwagon of the, you know, hip new movement and, you know, politically correct.

STU: Did they admit what it really is and say it's a red Christmas?

GLENN: Green and red go together; happy holidays.

STU: They do, don't they?

GLENN: Here's the thing, Stu. It's I'm not dreaming of a green Christmas. I'm dreaming of a green holiday.

STU: Oh, no!

GLENN: It couldn't -- 

STU: Shut up!

GLENN: It couldn't make it any worse. I'm dreaming of a green holiday.

STU: That is agonizing.

GLENN: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

STU: We'll do them Monday?

GLENN: Yeah, recycled reindeer with empty soda can antlers, an Army of garden Gnome-like elves, one of them brandishes a Menorah. They celebrate as you walk by the store windows, they celebrate the green days of Christmas with the twelve tons of tofu, eleven solar panels and a Prius in a pear tree (singing). We have to call and complain. Why would you park a car in a tree? Don't you know that damages the environment? Trees are living things. You wouldn't park a Prius in a tree. We should complain. They've made snowflakes out of soda cans. They seem to be drinking a lot of -- they also have metro card carpets and the Santa's -- 

STU: Metro card carpets?

GLENN: Yeah, made out of metro cards.

STU: Subway passes here in New York City? Why would that have anything to do with the environment?

GLENN: Because you're using public transport.

STU: No, seriously what would be -- 

GLENN: Could I just get to the really important part?

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Okay, while you're dreaming of a green holiday? You don't want to go to Santa's workshop, do you?

STU: I don't think I do.

GLENN: Okay. Why not? Seriously why not?

STU: Oh, my God, don't tell me.

GLENN: No, guess.

STU: If you tell me it's because the North Pole is Melted.

GLENN: Nope, it's not.

STU: That's good.

GLENN: Are you sure it's good? Because I have the answer, okay? You wouldn't want to go to Santa's workshop.

STU: No?

GLENN: No, you wouldn't want to go to Santa's workshop.

STU: Why wouldn't I want to go to Santa's workshop.

GLENN: Who does he employ?

STU: Elves.

GLENN: What does he pay them?

STU: Nothing.

GLENN: So Santa's workshop is not Santa's workshop. Santa's workshop is Santa's fair trade sweatshop.

STU: Shut up! This is a bit.

GLENN: I cannot, I cannot live on this island. It is the island of misfit toys and nobody wants in the box. It is the island of misfit toys. It is the most bizarre freakish collection of what they call people on planet Earth.

STU: Yeah, do you want Charlie in a box, you know, controlling the media? Do you want everyone from -- the island of misfit toys was a cute little thing in the Christmas special.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: This is people, the rich and the powerful. It's Charlie in the box winning the world.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Hang on just a second. They've done one other thing just to round it all out. What is the one thing that's missing from this so far? What's the one politically correct thing that's missing?

STU: I don't -- 

GLENN: The only color is green. So they have had the East Harlem school participate and paint paintings but it's a painting -- of course, when you think of Christmas and the holidays, you think of paintings of Mother Earth. That's got to be on videotape. We'll cover all of that on Monday and, of course, we might send Stu in to complain to Barney's about the tree in the Prius or the Prius in the tree. We'll do that on Monday.

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The current riots and movement to erase America's history are exactly in line with the New York Times' "1619 Project," which argues that America was rotten at its beginning, and that slavery and systemic racism are the roots of everything from capitalism to our lack of universal health care.

On this week's Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck exposed the true intent of the "1619 Project" and its creator, who justifies remaking America into a Marxist society. This clever lie is disguised as history, and it has already infiltrated our schools.

"The '1619 Project' desperately wants to pass itself off as legitimate history, but it totally kneecaps itself by ignoring so much of the American story. There's no mention of any black Americans who succeeded in spite of slavery, due to the free market capitalist system. In the 1619 Project's effort to take down America, black success stories are not allowed. Because they don't fit with the narrative. The role of white Americans in abolishing slavery doesn't fit the narrative either," Glenn said.

"The agenda is not ultimately about history," he added. "It's just yet another vehicle in the fleet now driven by elites in America toward socialism."

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Acclaimed environmentalist and author of "Apocalypse Never" Michael Shellenberger joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to warn us about the true goals and effects of climate alarmism: It's become a "secular religion" that lowers standards of living in developed countries, holds developing countries back, and has environmental progress "exactly wrong."

Michael is a Time "Hero of the Environment," Green Book Award winner, and the founder and president of Environmental Progress. He has been called a "environmental guru," "climate guru," "North America's leading public intellectual on clean energy," and "high priest" of the environmental humanist movement for his writings and TED talks, which have been viewed more than 5 million times. But when Michael penned a stunning article in Forbes saying, "On Behalf of Environmentalists, I Apologize for the Climate Scare", the article was pulled just a few hours later. (Read more here.)

On the show, Micheal talked about how environmental alarmism has overtaken scientific fact, leading to a number of unfortunate consequences. He said one of the problems is that rich nations are blocking poor nations from being able to industrialize. Instead, they are seeking to make poverty sustainable, rather than to make poverty history.

"As a cultural anthropologist, I've been traveling to poorer countries and interviewing small farmers for over 30 years. And, obviously there are a lot of causes why countries are poor, but there's no reason we should be helping them to stay poor," Michael said. "A few years ago, there was a movement to make poverty history ... [but] it got taken over by the climate alarmist movement, which has been focused on depriving poor countries, not just of fossil fuels they need to develop, but also the large hydroelectric dams."

He offered the example of the Congo, one of the poorest countries in the world. The Congo has been denied the resources needed to build large hydroelectric dams, which are absolutely essential to pull people out of poverty. And one of the main groups preventing poor countries from the gaining financing they need to to build dams is based in Berkeley, California — a city that gets its electricity from hydroelectric dams.

"It's just unconscionable ... there are major groups, including the Sierra Club, that support efforts to deprive poor countries of energy. And, honestly, they've taken over the World Bank [which] used to fund the basics of development: roads, electricity, sewage systems, flood control, dams," Micheal said.

"Environmentalism, apocalyptic environmentalism in particular, has become the dominant religion of supposedly secular people in the West. So, you know, it's people at the United Nations. It's people that are in very powerful positions who are trying to impose 'nature's order' on societies," he continued. "And, of course, the problem is that nobody can figure out what nature is, and what it's not. That's not a particular good basis for organizing your economy."

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Dr. Voddie Baucham, Dean of Theology at African Christian University in Lusaka, Zambia, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to explain why he agrees with Vice President Mike Pence's refusal to say the phrase "Black Lives Matter."

Baucham, who recently drew national attention when his sermon titled "Ethnic Gnosticism" resurfaced online, said the phrase has been trademarked by a dangerous, violent, Marxist movement that doesn't care about black lives except to use them as political pawns.

"We have to separate this movement from the issues," Baucham warned. "I know that [Black Lives Matter] is a phrase that is part of an organization. It is a trademark phrase. And it's a phrase designed to use black people.

"That phrase dehumanizes black people, because it makes them pawns in a game that has nothing whatsoever to do with black people and their dignity. And has everything to do with a divisive agenda that is bigger than black people. That's why I'm not going to use that phrase, because I love black people. I love being black."

Baucham warned that Black Lives Matter -- a radical Marxist movement -- is using black people and communities to push a dangerous and divisive narrative. He encouraged Americans to educate themselves on the organization's agenda and belief statement.

"This movement is dangerous. This movement is vicious. And this movement uses black people," he emphasized. "And so if I'm really concerned about issues in the black community -- and I am -- then I have to refuse, and I have to repudiate that organization. Because they stand against that for which I am advocating."

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