Glenn Beck: Obama focusing on science


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GLENN: We have a president yesterday who said that he's going to -- what was it? -- fix science back into her rightful place. Oh, thank goodness because I have been trying to start my car with magic rocks lately and I have been -- I've been praying to the broom God to be able to have my house cleaned. Oh, thank goodness we're back fixed on science and putting that back in her rightful place because we've been so unhinged from science, haven't we, Stu?

Stu, turn on that magic voice cone in front of you. It's so weird. He's got like -- I found this metal voice cone and I just put it in front of him and his voice can magically be heard all across the country.

STU: Male voice cone on! Male voice call cone on! Go!

GLENN: No, hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait, hang on. I have to pray to the magic on switch god. Dear on switch god, please turn on Stu's metal voice cone.

STU: Hello? Oh, thank you, magic cone.

GLENN: Praise the gods! Praise the gods! Oh, you've witnessed yet another miracle. Stu.

STU: Yes.

GLENN: Aren't you glad we're putting science back in her rightful place?

STU: Oh, I really am, yeah.

GLENN: Because we're going to be so reasonable again.

STU: That's because that's all we've missed here is we've been going on blind faith and now that we have someone who is based in science and reason, everything will turn around for our country.

GLENN: Let me tell you something. I'm going to give you ten steps. Once you put science in her rightful place, once you say stop, stop praying to the sun god to get cooler, because it's not going to happen. Well, it is happening right now but stop praying to the sun god because the sun god doesn't exist or at least isn't listening right now. Use science! Do the things that will bring the Earth cool... weather... stuff.

So here's the ten easy steps, and this, I get this right out of Minnesota. They have been worried about global warming. You'd think, common sense would tell you, you live in Minnesota, wouldn't you like it a little bit warmer? I'm just sayin'. But this comes right out of Minnesota where they are so green, they are so concerned about the Earth, they never abandon science. They've had science in a rightful place the whole time! And let me show you, let me show you what these superior green thinking citizens have done.

Step one, when you have science firmly in her seat, you realize, you hate mongering flat-earth Holocaust denier, that the Earth is dying and being green is school. So you as Minnesotans decide to do something about it. But I mean, it's just, you've got to do something. I mean, you don't really have a plan, but because you've put science in her place, do something because at least it's something. The flat Earther Holocaust deniers, they don't want to do anything about it.

So step two, you mandate that school fuel for the buses is at least 2% biofuel. So all of the buses that are out there in Minnesota, you've got to have 2% biofuel because biofuel is doing something because we have science back in her rightful place! 2% biofuel. Then you give that idea right to the political leaders because the political leaders, they don't make -- I think Barack Obama pointed it out in his speech yesterday that we haven't made it through tough times, and he said it with a straight face, just because of the intellect and the service of those in government. Just because or in spite of? Oh, well, details, details. We're talking science! .

So anyway, the 2% biofuel, give it right to the government. And the government, they don't bother looking into biofuels enough to realize that they turn into gel below 10 degrees. This biofuel idea might be a good idea in Florida. Probably a bad idea in Minnesota. But the greenies, they have put science firmly in her seat. They have fixed reason and science in her seat and they know you're just a flat Earth Holocaust denier.

All right. So biofuel turns to gel below 10 degrees. Step four, Minnesota gets colder than 10 degrees.

Step five, buses get clogged and don't work. Step six, districts in coldest areas try to get a waiver to use the Earth-killing fuel that actually works. Step seven, state, the government can't turn it around fast enough. Can't give you a waiver on that just higgledy-piggledy. We've got to engage in science!

Step eight, some buses don't run, some break down, some children on buses not running going, "It's so cold." That's right, kids, it is cold! You know why? Because of global warming and this cooling just proves how warm the Earth is getting! It's science.

Step nine, children get stranded at bus stops when the temperature is lower than 10 degrees. Step ten, entire school district forced to close down.

Now, there's a scientific green initiative that I hope we can get from the federal government. I mean, the state can't do it. Of course not. They are too close to the problem. You've got to get farther away from the problem. You have to -- it needs much more of a global solution. That green initiative that felt so good when all the politicians were touting its brilliance has children now freezing on the side of the road waiting for a bus that will never take them to that education that will fail them. Isn't that fantastic? Kids missing out on an education? Making it more likely that they will grow up, good he the in government and push for another green initiative? Of course, green may not be spelled correctly, and initiative will just be INT. "I'm just writing it quickly." They just won't know how to spell it but only because they've saved the planet and they were standing there in the cold saving the planet and not getting that education. Oh, I am so glad that we can return to a world ruled by science, aren't you?

I was just burning a straw man in my backyard. Every year -- I mean, sometimes I do straw. Usually I like to do wicker, but I've gotten in trouble in my neighborhood because I don't know where you get -- I mean, what tree -- is it a wicker tree? I don't even know what tree to get wicker from. So I've just been taking people's, you know, wicker baskets and their wicker chair and furniture in my neighborhood and building them into Wicker Mans and then standing on top and putting dogs, small animals, sometimes heads of children into the Wicker Man and burning it. But it's a religious thing. I do that while I'm clinging to my guns. And I was just action as I was burning the straw man the other day because I ran out of wicker furniture, and I was burning the straw man with a small little child that disagreed with me on creation and I said to my friend, I said, "He wants to get back into science." And he said, "Really? Science? Science is an enemy of god, you know." And then we just went... (laughing evilly) As we watched the straw man and the little baby who disagreed with us on creation just burn. But... then we got drunk and went back to our trailer where we just made some sweet tender love to some 14-year-old hotties, had a six-pack of brew because that's what we do.

But the one thing that we don't do is have our children out on the bus stop waiting for a bus that will never come because it's filled with gel to save the Earth. Oh, another thing that we don't do, but this is just because we're hate mongering idiots: The other thing we don't do is we definitely don't raise the biodiesel requirement in Minnesota, you know, for the gel that doesn't work, we definitely don't raise that from 2% to 20%. But the elite do.

Oh, there's something else. You know how I stay warm, you know by The Wicker Man fire? As I'm praying to my magic (inaudible). Apparently these scientists that we are now going to follow, they have something called a heated garage. Have you ever heard of that, Stu? Turn on your magic voice cone. Hang on, hang on. God, god of the airwaves, please, please, please turn on his magic voice cone. I will serve thee.

STU: Hello?

GLENN: Goodness, it works every time.

STU: Amazing.

GLENN: So Stu.

STU: Uh-huh.

GLENN: Have you ever heard of a heated garage before?

STU: I assume that if you were to pray to the sun god enough, the sun god --

GLENN: What is sun? Is that -- I saw it this morning, that flaming orb in the sky? I got up and I thought, "The sky is on fire!"

STU: Yeah. You know what's amazing about that is I think it's like 100 miles away because it's really, you have to yell really loud to the sun god for them to hear you. But if you do that long enough, they will heat the inside of a garage where the car gods creation --

GLENN: Okay, that's weird. I don't know how this heated garage thing works but apparently the school districts in Minnesota are keeping their buses in heated garages all night so the gel doesn't freeze so they can save the Earth. It's a good thing that these so-called heated garages, you know, don't run on electricity or any kind of fuel or anything.

STU: Yeah, they don't run on energy. They run on sun god power.

GLENN: Okay. And I don't mean rain or sleet on your green parade because I'm just a hick that's just taking science and run it through the mud. But if the result of 2% diesel fuel is that you have to heat a garage, aren't you using more energy than you would have been if you would have just used the regular old fuel that actually works? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't understand science; there's something else they are doing, too. Some of the buses, they can't get them into the heated garages, so they are just letting them idle all night.

You know what the problem is there? They haven't passed one of those laws yet where it's illegal to let your car idle. They need to pass that law to save the Earth to make sure that you can have your car idle.

STU: Think of how much less energy we would use if kids just didn't go to school at all.

GLENN: God of the airwaves, please turn off the magic voice cone of Stu.

Apparel company The North Face recently stated that it would no longer make jackets for oil and gas companies because it doesn't want to be associated with the fossil fuel industry. In response, Colorado-based oil and gas company Liberty Oilfield Services rented full billboard ads to remind The North Face of the truth: "Globally, 60% of all clothing fibers are made out of oil and gas. For North Face, it is likely 90% or more."

Liberty CEO Chris Wright joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss just how much of our economy — beyond outdoor apparel and energy — wouldn't exist in a world without fossil fuels. And he warns that many companies are now deeming this truth to be "controversial."

"I have been for years, trying to get a real, honest dialogue about energy going," Chris told Glenn. "So we took this opportunity to point out that North Face jackets are ... almost completely made out of oil and gas. How can you choose not to associate with the essential material your equipment [is] made out of? So we put a billboard up ... the billboard says, 'That North Face puffer looks good on you. And it was made from fossil fuels.'"

"Most billboard companies did not want to run that billboard. They thought it was controversial," he added. "And Facebook put a hold on our brief video just saying the jacket looks good, this is what it's made out of. In today's world, that is controversial."

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During a lecture at the Yale School of Medicine's Child Study Center, a New York City-based psychiatrist told students and faculty that she fantasizes about "unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way," among several other shockingly race-hating statements.

In April, Dr. Aruna Khilanani — a New York-based forensic psychiatrist and psychoanalyst — delivered the talk called "The Psychopathic Problem of the White Mind" virtually as part of the Yale School of Medicine's "Child Study Center Grand Rounds," a lecture program for "trainees in child psychiatry, psychology, and social work, faculty, clinicians, and scientists."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck shared several quotes from an audio recording of the lecture provided by Bari Weiss, a former opinion writer and editor for the New York Times.

Here are a few of Khilanani's statements from the audio:

  • "This is the cost of talking to white people at all. The cost of your own life, as they suck you dry. There are no good apples out there. White people make my blood boil."
  • "I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step. Like I did the world a f***ing favor."
  • "White people are out of their minds. And they have been for a long time."
  • "White people feel that we are bullying them when we bring up race. They feel that we should be thanking them for all that they have done for us. They are confused, and so are we. We keep forgetting that directly talking about race is a waste of our breath."
  • "We are asking a demented, violent predator who thinks that they are a saint or a superhero, to accept responsibility. It ain't gonna happen. They have five holes in their brain. It's like banging your head against a brick wall. It's just like sort of not a good idea."

"We must take a stand. We must speak out, because this is evil," Glenn said in response to Khilanani's shocking lecture. "I don't care who you voted for, you know this is evil."

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The prices of our houses and food are already rising fast, but they will skyrocket to record highs if we don't fix the problem soon. So what's causing the inflation?

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck said he doesn't believe it's the fault of our loggers, farmers, or truckers — many of them are really struggling. But the big corporations that control these industries are making record profits, all while the Biden administration is making some very odd decisions that could make the crises even worse.

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The crisis at the border continues to worsen, with the U.S. Border Patrol recently releasing some shocking statistics that illuminate just how bad the situation has become. But Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R) is doing everything he can to prevent any additional unlawful crossings into the Lone Star State.

Abbott joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to describe recent action he has taken to ensure that those who do cross into Texas illegally know they came to the "wrong state."

After noting that both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris "have completely abandoned post as it concerns the Texas border," Abbott explained how "Texas is stepping up" to combat the flood of dangerous gangs and cartels, human traffickers and drugs he says are pouring into border communities.

"Beginning in March, I deployed a thousand Texas Department of Public Safety officers to the border. I deployed the National Guard to the border. And they made well over a thousand arrests of some of these criminals we talked about. They've apprehended more than 33,000 illegal immigrants coming across the border." Abbott said. "But because of the way the Biden administration has abandoned the border, we are now elevating our game. What I did yesterday, in response to more than a dozen counties along the border ... I granted their request for a disaster declaration," he added.

Abbott went on to describe how his disaster declaration gives Texas the authority to toughen penalties for lawbreakers, including criminal trespassing, smuggling, and human trafficking.

"We're going to begin arresting everybody coming across the border and charging them with criminal trespass and putting them in jail. They are coming in here, thinking they'll get the Biden free-ride, and go wherever they want to go. Not in the state of Texas. We'll start arresting them right and left, and putting them behind bars, and saying they came in to the wrong state."

Asked by Glenn if he is prepared for the inevitable "media onslaught", Abbott simply answered, "We're prepared to see a reduction in the number of people coming across the border — because Texas is enforcing the law, period."

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