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Glenn Beck: Spotlight on Science - Porn 'research'

February 02, 2009

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The Glenn Beck Program

VOICE: The Glenn Beck program presents Spotlight on Science.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: We'll restore science to its rightful place.

VOICE: Dedicated to President Obama's passion for everything science.

GLENN: Well, I've got to tell you, I'm just clinging to my God and my guns. So I'm just a dummy when it comes to science. But scientists are studying very, very hard and constantly researching endless amounts of data all in the name, of course, of "The greater good." Well, let's look behind the scenes in some of these great discoveries they have. The National Science Foundation, a $6 billion agency, putting science right where she belongs is one way that we help find all these great discoveries. It funds 10,000 research grants a year at U.S. colleges and universities and they are set to get another $3 billion in the stimulus bill. Thanks to Iowa senator Charles Grassley who's putting together his semi-annual report on the agency, we finally get a glimpse of all the great work American taxpayers have funded for these scientists. Grassley in his report noticed that many of the National Science Foundation employees were not researching their assigned topics and instead were focusing on a different research project. That can happen sometimes, especially when scientists get excited about a new discovery. They just keep on searching and searching for more answers. One senior official has worked tirelessly for two years and 20%, each and every one of his workdays are spent right there at the office on a new research project, an apparent life passion and that is porn. He was methodical in his efforts, surfing porn sites and having a sexually explicit chats with women online and e-mailing porn around the office. He has accounted for more than $58,000 in losses for the National Science Foundation for time lost and use of government funds. The official retired when he was told he would be dismissed. I hope he got his retirement package.

Now, I know what you're thinking. All those billions and only one guy devoted to researching porn. No, no, apparently there are dozens of employees at the National Science Foundation who were excited about the new porn research project and throngs of scientists at the National Science Foundation are now focusing their research on porn just for you. Several other employees were verbally admonished or briefly suspended for porn found on their hard drives and at least three more were dismissed. Thankfully this is a government agency. So the epidemic of studying porn is being dealt with as the entire staff along with being verbally admonished must take an online test now to make sure they know what and what is not allowed during work hours. Thank goodness we have scientists, though. Me, I mean, you know, I just would have expected that everybody in the office knew you don't spend your time during the workday downloading porn and then I just would have fired all the clowns. But that is because I'm just hanging onto my God and my guns. If it weren't for government scientists, we would have never known the way to take care of this is to administer a test to all of your employees.

VOICE: You've been listening to Spotlight on Science, exclusively heard on the Glenn Beck program. America's number one source for science and science-related items.

North Korean's URGENT warning: THIS is why freedom of speech is so important

The Biden administration is now doing everything it can to censor what it has decided is COVID-19 "misinformation." But Glenn Beck isn't confident that the silencing of voices will stop there.

Yeonmi Park grew up in North Korea, where there is no freedom of speech, and she joined Glenn to warn that America must not let this freedom go.

"Whenever authoritarianism rises, the first thing they go after is freedom of speech," she said.

Watch the video clip below from "The Glenn Beck Podcast" or find the full episode with Yeonmi Park here:

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Critical race theory: The revolution of constant whining

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Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Will we EVER see justice in the FBI, Trump, Russia investigation?

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

Watch the video clip below:

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Glenn Beck: Rand Paul was RIGHT to say Dr. Fauci LIED about gain-of-function

The corporate media is doing everything it can to protect Dr. Anthony Fauci after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) roasted him for allegedly lying to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China.

During an extremely heated exchange at a Senate hearing on Tuesday, Sen. Paul challenged Dr. Fauci — who, as the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, oversees research programs at the National Institute of Health — on whether the NIH funded dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Dr. Fauci denied the claims, but as Sen. Paul knows, there are documents that prove Dr. Fauci's NIH was funding gain-of-function research in the Wuhan biolab before COVID-19 broke out in China.

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere presented the proof, because Dr. Fauci's shifting defenses don't change the truth.

Watch the video clip below:

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