Glenn Beck: CO2 satellite crashes and burns

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GLENN: Science robotic kind of humor there. Welcome to the program. Because of science, we now know that our evil SUVs are heating up the Earth. Because of science we know it's not any other factor such as the sun. That's so old-fashioned to think that the sun might cause heat or warmth on the Earth. It's not -- it's certainly not warm on the moon now, is it? Sun is still there. What's the difference? Don't think too long on that. "The sun doesn't affect normal temperature changes. You know, maybe there's a problem with some imperfect temperature gauges." And we know that we're about to flood entire cities, cause more tornadoes, have more nuclear explosions until Al Gore removes that slide. And because of science they have alerted us to these dangers and we don't feel, well, stupid, spending $278 million on a satellite that will track carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere. They just launched a satellite yesterday to help save the Earth, and here's the update on how it's doing with all that scientific thinking. A NASA satellite to track carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere failed to reach its orbit during launching Tuesday morning, scuttling the $278 million mission right down the old crapper. By the way, really $278 million, that's no big deal really. I mean, we build museums for more than that.

By the way, "failed to reach its orbit" is another way to say that I think it kind of fell out of the sky and crashed and burned, but only in Antarctica and I hope, gosh, I hope all of that, you know, that fuel that it burned, I hope it wasn't a lot of carbon dioxide because isn't that where the hole is? Or is that on the -- oh, they fixed that? That's weird. Hey, and Antarctica really is a good place for it to land because Antarctica is not warming. Science told us that. During the burning of the third stage, the payload fairing failed to separate as commanded. I hate when that happens. The fairing has considerable weight relative to the portion of the vehicle that's flying, said the manager of the Taurus rocket program. "We didn't have that jump in acceleration." Whoa. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I'm not a scientist, but I'm a thinker here. I think I know why this rocket failed. The satellite was on a Taurus rocket? I mean, I've ridden in a Ford Taurus before and, you know, don't get me wrong, it's a sweet ride. It is a lovely car, especially this time of the year, but of course it doesn't have the acceleration to make it into orbit. You know, when I think about rocketing satellites into space, I think of a Bugatti or a Lamborghini. Those are sweet rides, man. But again I'm not a scientist. I'm just a flat earther Holocaust denier clinging to my Bible and my guns.

The satellite fell back to Earth, landing in the ocean just short of Antarctica. Oh, thank goodness, I thought for a second they might kill one of those penguins and then Al Gore would have wept for a week. Gee, I wonder how much of the ice it caused to melt. You know that big flame thing going on before it went out. Scientists have hoped the new data would help them improve climate models -- hang on just a second. Let me just -- improve climate models, better understand carbon sinks like oceans and forests that absorb much of the carbon dioxide. I'm just trying to -- improve the climate models, which the models are telling us that the science is settled -- and better understand the forest and the oceans which eat most of the carbon dioxide. It's a good thing that this thing didn't go up into space because we don't need it anyway. The science, after all, on all of this stuff is, of course, settled.

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Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

As the Left tries to hide how radical the two candidates really are, Glenn takes us inside the Democrat war room to expose the wolf in pastor's clothing, Raphael Warnock, and America's Justin Trudeau, Jon Ossoff. Socialism, the Green New Deal, and "defund the police" are all on the table. And Glenn warns of what's to come if conservatives don't activate: Chuck Schumer will weaponize the Senate, and the radical Left will launch an all-out assault to ravage the Constitution.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" to explain how mail-in ballots are typically disqualified during recounts at a far higher rate than in-person, Election Day ballots, and why this is "good news" for President Donald Trump's legal battle over the election.

"One of the things that gives the greatest cause for optimism is, this election ... there's a pretty marked disparity in terms of how the votes were distributed. On Election Day, with in-person voting, Donald Trump won a significant majority of the votes cast on in-person voting on Election Day. Of mail-in voting, Joe Biden won a significant majority of the votes cast early on mail-in voting," Cruz explained.

"Now, here's the good news: If you look historically to recounts, if you look historically to election litigation, the votes cast in person on Election Day tend to stand. It's sort of hard to screw that up. Those votes are generally legal, and they're not set aside. Mail-in votes historically have a much higher rate of rejection … when they're examined, there are a whole series of legal requirements that vary state by state, but mail-in votes consistently have a higher rate of rejection, which suggests that as these votes begin being examined and subjected to scrutiny, that you're going to see Joe Biden's vote tallies go down. That's a good thing," he added. "The challenge is, for President Trump to prevail, he's got to run the table. He's got to win, not just in one state but in several states. That makes it a lot harder to prevail in the litigation. I hope that he does so, but it is a real challenge and we shouldn't try to convince ourselves otherwise."

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Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean is perhaps even more disgusted with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for his coronavirus response than BlazeTV's Stu Burguiere (read what Stu has to say on the subject here), and for a good reason.

She lost both of her in-laws to COVID-19 in New York's nursing homes after Gov. Cuomo's infamous nursing home mandate, which Cuomo has since had scrubbed from the state's website and blamed everyone from the New York Post to nursing care workers to (every leftist's favorite scapegoat) President Donald Trump.

Janice joined Glenn and Stu on the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to ask why mainstream media is not holding Gov. Cuomo — who recently published a book about his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic — accountable?

"I'm vocal because I have not seen the mainstream media ask these questions or demand accountability of their leaders. [Cuomo] really has been ruling with an iron fist, and every time he does get asked a question, he blames everybody else except the person that signed that order," Janice said.

"In my mind, he's profiting off the over 30 thousand New Yorkers, including my in-laws, that died by publishing a book on 'leadership' of New York," she added. "His order has helped kill thousands of relatives of New York state. And this is not political, Glenn. This is not about Republican or Democrat. My in-laws were registered Democrats. This is not about politics. This is about accountability for something that went wrong, and it's because of your [Cuomo's] leadership that we're put into this situation."

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As America grows divided and afraid to disagree with the Democrats' woke plan for America, Megyn Kelly is ready to fight back for the truth. For nearly two decades, she navigated the volatile and broken world of the media. But as America leans on independent voices more than ever, she's breaking new ground with "The Megyn Kelly Show."

She joined the latest Glenn Beck Podcast to break down what's coming next after the election: Black Lives Matter is mainstream, leftists are making lists of Trump supporters, and the Hunter Biden scandal is on the back burner.

Megyn and Glenn reminisce about their cable news days (including her infamous run-in with then-presidential candidate Donald Trump) and to look into the chaotic and shady world of journalism and the growing entitlement it's bred. For example, many conservatives have been shocked by how Fox News handled the election.

Megyn defended Fox News, saying she believes Fox News' mission "is a good one," but also didn't hold back on hosts like Neil Cavuto, who cut off a White House briefing to fact check it — something she never would have done, even while covering President Obama.

Megyn also shared this insightful takeaway from her time at NBC: "Jane Fonda was an ass."

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