Does Glenn have heart?


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GLENN: There are many things that I believe that I shall never say but I will never say those things that I do not believe.

STU: For instance, when you are going up to a stop global warming --

GLENN: By the way, first of all, when we get into this, we're live from New York and it is just a different world here, god bless you. These people are going to be so surprised. They are going to be like, "What happened?" Welcome to the program. If you are a new listener of ours in New York City, thank you so much for tuning us in. WOR is just a -- I mean, it really is truly an honor to be on the 710 frequency which Orson Welles, my company is named Mercury and it's named after Orson Welles' company and this is the frequency that Orson Welles did the shadow and everything else and it is really truly an honor for me to be anywhere on this station and here we come out of the legendary John Gambling in the morning and our first month on the air, and I don't know if this has been done. ABC, WABC has been, you know, the big talk station in forever. Our first ratings period we are beating WABC in this time period in the demo by 77% which is ironic. And what is -- like 96%? It's ridiculous.

STU: A lot.

GLENN: It's ridiculous. And we were -- when we first started we were like, I don't know if anybody's going to listen to our show in New York City. But it is -- you know it's weird is I am now being approached in New York City unlike ever before and people are no longer being quiet about it. They used to be like, "Hey, Glenn, keep it up." (Whispering.) Now people are walking down the street. Have you walked down the street in New York City lately?

STU: Try not to.

GLENN: Walking down the street with me lately is weird because people will see me and they are not being shy anymore. They will walk down and, Stu, they will be as far as you and I are now, maybe a little farther and they will -- you know, that's what, 8 feet, 10 feet, maybe a little farther and they will go, "You keep it up, Beck, you keep it up."

STU: Wow.

GLENN: And it is -- it's amazing the difference, and it goes to what Stu was saying about the global warming guy that I saw on the street. I am not -- I'm done. You know, I might be a loudmouth, you know, on air and say everything.

STU: You might might be. Wow, the jury's out on that one, Glenn.

GLENN: I know, I know, do some -- we'll ask Harvard to do a study on that and see if that's true. But I'm actually in person a very socially awkward kind of shy, quiet kind of guy, wouldn't you say?

STU: Yeah. Again something no one would possibly see.

GLENN: No, seriously.

STU: Quietness I think people would not suspect. Awkward they would suspect.

GLENN: Okay, good, all right. But is that accurate? Awkward and quiet?

STU: Yeah, you'd rather sit back and not be the guy at a party.

GLENN: Yeah, I just -- and so I've always been, you know, walk down the street, I don't like to say anything, you know, people or whatever. There's this lady that is on the same corner every day and it's this place that I have pictures of somebody taking, stealing, collecting the money and stealing it from this organization. I have pictures, and I show it to her on my cellphone. See that? That's one of your people stealing the money. So no, I'm not going to give to the homeless today. And I walk by this lady every day and she has the same pitch every day: Doesn't anybody have it in their heart to give to the homeless? That's exactly the way she says it, every day screaming it: Doesn't anybody have it in their heart to give to the homeless (screaming). Last week I said, "Nope. My heart was surgically removed through my wallet by the government. Sorry."

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: Now I just walk by her every day and I look at her and I say, "Nope." "Anybody?" "Nope." Adam, who's a little bit more militant than I am, he started just to say, "Screw the homeless," which I think is a little harsh.

STU: Yeah, because it's not -- has nothing to do with actually meaning it. It just has to do with like just being so sick of people who are, A, stealing.

GLENN: Yes.

STU: And B, just coming out and attacking you, assuming --

GLENN: Don't you have the heart. No, no, I don't have the heart. Nobody has the heart.

STU: No.

GLENN: No, uh-uh. But then I am starting to be a little more militant because I think that it is time for the average person who has sat on our asses this whole time and didn't say anything, we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, we're tired of being called a hate monger, we're tired of this, it's tired for you to get off your butt and say something because our country is being taken from us. And so it's time for the silent majority to stand up and no longer be silent.

So I was just in a typical weekday mood and I'm walking down the street and minding my own business and I see this putz in a "Stop global warming" jacket and I'm like, stop global warming? Why do you need a jacket!

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: So I see him in this "Stop global warming." He's got a clipboard and he's like, "Does anybody want to sign the petition today to stop global warming? Does anybody want to stop global warming? Who wants to stop global warming? Will you sign our petition?" And he looks at me. "Excuse me, sir, do you want to..." and I just interrupted him. "Back off, jack, you don't want to ask me to sign your petition." And he just, "Yes, sir." Moved out of my way.

STU: Just some guy trying to get signatures.

GLENN: He's just some 20-something useful idiot.

STU: Well, actually if we could -- Dan, if you could maybe schedule as a guest maybe, you know, a climatologist or something to explain because I know it's true that the action of -- the chemical reaction of pen and paper actually decreases global warming.

GLENN: Wait a minute. Hang on just a sec. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

STU: Just signing. You'll sign it away.

GLENN: What paper? You didn't take that out of a tree, did you?

STU: Oh, no, no.

GLENN: I was on Red Eye last night.

STU: Oh, really, were you?

GLENN: Funny, funny writing on that show. The guys are really funny. Runs like at 3:00 a.m. in the morning.

STU: Right. I think it's designed like a midnight West Coast sort of.

GLENN: And they film it in the basement. I mean, it is just like, "What Red Eye show? We don't have a Red Eye show. What are you talking about?" Because it is, it's a rocket show. It's on Fox, by the way, Fox News Channel. So I was on it last night and they were talking about the global warming thing now where they are saying that the soft toilet paper shouldn't be used. The soft toilet paper shouldn't be used because the way you get it softer is to use more of tree and more yada, yada, yada. So the worse the toilet paper feels on your skin, the better it is for the environment. And they're trying to now shame Charmin and everything else. And I remembered in the middle of this that Tania had a good friend that she worked with and she was really great but she had hair under her armpits. She was one of those people. You know, she made her own soap and she would get into a VW van with her husband and they were sweet. They were really nice, but they were hippies. And I remember talking to her one time and she explained that they don't use toilet paper. And all I could think of is dear God, I just shook her hand. And she said, we don't use toilet paper at my house because it's bad for the environment, blah, blah, blah. We use washcloths. And I thought to myself, safety tip? Don't think I need to write it down but in case I get like 24 hour Alzheimer's that I need to stay at her house, just let me write down, don't ever wash your face at her house. Who is using washcloths? And homemade soap? Shave your armpits. Get a clue! The day I have to use a washcloth to wipe my butt is the day I take hemp rope and hang myself from the environmentally friendly tree because I haven't made paper out of it yet.

 

It's not as easy as it used to be for billion-dollar entertainment empires like The Walt Disney Company. It would be more streamlined for Disney to produce its major motion pictures in its own backyard. After all, abortion in California is readily available, as well as a protected, cherished right. And since abortion access is critical for movie production, right up there with lighting equipment and craft services, you would think California would be the common-sense choice for location shooting. Alas, even billion-dollar studios must pinch pennies these days. So, in recent years, Disney, among other major Hollywood studios, has been farming out production to backwater Southern lands like Georgia, and even Louisiana. Those states offer more generous tax breaks than Disney's native California. As a result, Georgia for example, played host to much of the shooting for the recent worldwide box office smash Avengers: Endgame.

But now it looks like it's Georgia's endgame. The state recently passed what is known as a "heartbeat" bill – a vicious, anti-woman law that would try to make pregnant women allow their babies to be born and actually live. It's a bridge too far for a major studio like Disney, which was largely built on creating family entertainment. How can Disney possibly go about making quality movies, often aimed at children, without access to unfettered abortion? It's unconscionable. Lack of abortion access makes it nearly impossible to shoot movies. So, what's a major studio to do? Disney might have considered migrating its business to Louisiana, but that state too has now signed a heartbeat bill into law. It's utter madness.

These monstrous anti-abortion bills, coupled with having to live under President Trump, has led Disney to seek a new home for its legendary movie magic. Last week, Disney's CEO, Bob Iger, announced that all future Disney movies will now be filmed on location in the Sub-Saharan African nation of Wakanda.

"Disney and Wakanda are a match made in heaven," Iger told reporters. "Wakanda was, until recently, a secret kingdom, much like our own Magic Kingdom. With this new partnership, we'll not only get to continue our legacy of making movies that parents and children everywhere enjoy together, but we'll get to do so in a safe space that reveres abortion as much as we do."

Wakanda is one of only four African countries (out of 55) that allow unrestricted abortion.

As home to the most advanced technology in the world – and with the planet's highest per-capita concentration of wokeness – Wakanda offers women painless, hassle-free abortion on demand. As the Wakandan health ministry website explains, the complete absence of any white-patriarchal-Judeo-Christian influence allows women in Wakanda to have complete control of their own bodies (with the exception of females who are still fetuses). As winner of the U.N.'s 2018 Golden Forceps award (the U.N.'s highest abortion honor) Wakanda continues its glowing record on abortion. That makes it an ideal location for Disney's next round of live-action remakes of its own animated movies in which the company plans to remove all male characters.

Iger says he hopes to convince Wakandan leadership to share their top-secret vibranium-based abortion procedure technology so that American women can enjoy the same convenient, spa-like abortion treatment that Wakandan women have enjoyed for years.

Wakanda is one of only four African countries (out of 55) that allow unrestricted abortion. Disney plans to boycott and/or retaliate against the other 51 African nations, as well as any U.S. states, that restrict abortion. Specific plans are being kept under wraps, but sources say Disney's potential retaliation may include beaming Beverly Hills Chihuahua into the offending territories on a continuous, indefinite loop.

When asked how Wakanda's futuristic capital city and distinctly African landscape would be able to double for American movie locations, Iger said, "I guess America will just have to look more like Wakanda from now on."

One potential wrinkle for the Left-leaning studio is the fact that Wakanda has an impenetrable border wall-shield-thing designed to keep out foreign invaders as well as illegal immigrants. Iger said he understands Wakanda's policy of exclusivity, adding, "After all, not everyone gets into Disneyland. You have to have a ticket to get in. Anyone is welcome, but you have to go through the process of getting a ticket." When one reporter pointed out that Iger's answer sounded like the conservative argument for legal immigration under the rule of law, Iger insisted that the reporter was "a moronic fascist."

What if the unthinkable happens and Florida also enacts its own "heartbeat" law? That would be problematic since Walt Disney World is located in Florida. Iger responded that Disney would "cross that bridge if we get to it" but that the most likely scenario would entail "dismantling Disney World piece-by-piece and relocating it to the actual happiest place on earth – Wakanda." As for whether Disney would ever open character-themed abortion clinics inside its theme parks, Iger remained coy, but said, "Well, it is the place where dreams come true."

With the Wakanda solution, Disney may have found a place where Minnie Mouse can finally follow her heart and have true freedom of choice.

When pressed about the cost of ramping up production in a secretive African kingdom that has no existing moviemaking infrastructure (which could easily end up being much more expensive than simply shooting in California) Iger said, "You can't put a price tag on abortion freedom. Wakanda Forever and Abortion Forever!"

With the Wakanda solution, Disney may have found a place where Minnie Mouse can finally follow her heart and have true freedom of choice. And that will be welcome relief to traditional families all over the world who keep the Walt Disney Company in business.

*Disclaimer: The preceding story is a parody. Bob Iger did not actually say any of the quotes in the story. Neither is Wakanda an actual nation on planet Earth.

"Journeys of Faith with Paula Faris," is a podcast featuring conversations about how faith has guided newsmakers and celebrities through their best and worst times. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is a much maligned religion so Glenn joined the podcast and took the time to explain what it means to him and how it changed his life.

From his suicidal days and his battle with drugs and alcohol, it was his wife Tania and his faith that saved him. All his ups and downs have given him the gift of empathy and he says he now understands the "cry for mercy" — something he wishes he'd given out more of over the years.

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One of these times I'm going to go on vacation, and I'm just not going to come back. I learn so much on a farm.

You want to know how things work, go spend a summer on a farm. You're having problems with your son or daughter, go spend a summer on a farm.

My son changed. Over two weeks.

Getting him out of bed, getting him to do anything, is like insane. He's a 15-year-old kid. Going all through the normal 15-year-old boy stuff. Getting him on the farm, where he was getting up and actually accomplishing stuff, having to build or mend fences, was amazing. And it changed him.

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Our society does not allow our kids to grow up, ever. I am convinced that our 15-year-olds could be fixing all kinds of stuff. Could be actually really making an impact in a positive way in our society. And what's wrong with our society is, we have gotten away from how things actually work. We're living in this theoretical world. When you're out on a farm, there's no theory here. If it rains, the crops will grow. If it rains too much, the crops won't grow.

If there's no sun, they won't grow. If there's too much sun, they'll shrivel up and die. There's no theory. We were out mending fences. Now, when I say the phrase to you, mending fences, what does that mean? When you think of mending fences, you think of, what?

Coming together. Bringing people together. Repairing arguments.

I've never mended a fence before until I started stringing a fence and I was like, "I ain't doing this anymore! Where is it broken? Can't we just tie a piece of barbed wire together?"

Let's stop talking about building a wall. Because that has all kinds of negative imagery. Mending fences is what we need to do.

That's called mending fences.

And why do you mend fences? So your animals don't get out and start to graze on somebody else's land. When your fence goes down, your cow is now on somebody else's land. And your cow is now eating their food.

We look at the phrase, mending fences as saying, hey. You know, we were both wrong. Mending fences has nothing to do with that.

Mending fences means build a wall. My neighbors and I, we're going to get along fine, as long as my cows don't go and steal their food, or their cows don't come over and steal my cow's food.

We're perfectly neighborly with each other, until one of us needs to mend a fence, because, dude, you got to mend that, because your cows keep coming over and eating my food.

You know what we need to do with Mexico? Mend fences.

Now, that's a phrase. You hear build a wall. That's horrible.

No, no, no. We need to mend fences.

In a farming community, that means putting up an electric fence. That means putting up barbed wire.

So the cows — because the cows will — they'll stick their head through barbed wire. And they'll eat the grass close to the road. Or eat the grass close to the other side of the fence. And they'll get their heads in between those fences. And they can't get out sometimes. Because the grass is always greener on the other side. You look at these damn cows and say turn around, cow — there's plenty of stuff over here.

No. They want the grass on the other side of the fence.

So you mend it.

And if it's really bad, you do what we do. We had to put an electric fence up. Now, imagine putting an electric fence up. That seems pretty radical and expensive.

Does it really work? Does it shock them? What does that feel like to a cow?

The cows hit it once, and then they don't hit it again. They can actually hear the buzz of the electric fence. There's a warning. Don't do it. Don't do it. They hear the current and they hit it once and they're like, "I'm not going to do that again."

So you mend fences, which means, keep your stuff on your side. I like you. We're good neighbors. You keep your stuff on your side and I'll keep my stuff on my side and we'll get together at the town hall and we'll see each other at the grocery store. Because we're good neighbors. But what stops us from fighting is knowing that there is a fence there.

This is my stuff. That's your stuff. But we can still trade and we'll help each other. But let's stop talking about building a wall. Because that has all kinds of negative imagery. Mending fences is what we need to do.

You can have a tough fence. It could be a giant wall. It could be an electric fence. But you need one. And that's how you come together.

The side that's having the problem, mends the fence.

The following is part of an ongoing experiment by Glenn Beck program heartthrob, Stu Burguiere, to begin watching Game of Thrones in its final season, without any previous context. Other than highlights shown in commercials, Stu has never seen a second of Game of Thrones, and has never read a word about its characters or plot lines.

PREVIOUSLY on Game of Thrones: it seems like all the people who hated each other but then started working together, now hate each other again.

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS THIS WEEK!

- I think I missed last week's episode, but it's possible the opening credits have just been playing since last week, and I joined at the right time
- Uncle Fester is writing a letter
- Angry Elf is still alive
- Uncle Fester and John Snow(?) are saying their queen doesn't want to eat and shouldn't be left alone
- John Snow doesn't want to be king?
- Queen Blondie has a nice open air balcony with a sweet view
- Angry Elf apparently needs to ask Queen Blondie's permission before doing things, she must have a higher rank
- Uncle Fester burns his letter and hides his ring
- Uncle Fester brought to the beach at night
- Queen Blondie's name is Denarys! (or similar!)
- Uncle Fester sentenced to death by dragon fire breath
- There is some hidden truth about John Snow (maybe he's transitioned?)
- Queen Blondie and John Snow make out because the time immediately after burning a man to death is very romantic
- If some city rings bells, Queen Blondie will stop the attack
- "Next time you fail me, will be the last time you fail me" says Queen Blondie to Angry Elf
- Not a lot of smiling going on in this region
- Angry Elf tries to tell Obi Wan Kenobi a secret, which is difficult because of their height difference
- Frumpy Girl wants to kill Sercy?
- Someone known as the "Stupidest Lannister" is in prison
- Stupid Lannister gets freed by Angry Elf, going to do something to stop a lot of innocent people from dying
- "Tens of thousands of innocent people for one not so innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade"
- Angry Elf gives emotional speech to Stupid Lannister who was the only person around who was nice to him as a kid. A little middle school drama.
- Stupid Lannister has gold hand
- Doors to break into castle has disturbing amount of space between them
- 2 big armies stare each other down. At this point, it's important to note that I don't know why they're fighting or who they are
- Queen Love Child of Mick Jagger and Robin Wright makes an appearance
- Dragon versus old times wooden boats proving to be a bit of a mismatch
- Seems like instead of making lots of crossbows, these people should put their resources into dragon development and recruiting
- Dragon proves that my concern about the space between the doors was misplaced
- Unclear why they even bother to send an army when they have the dragon
- Queen Blondie is riding a dragon again. She should spend time making a saddle to make it easier
- Bells in the city ring, which is supposed to stop an attack—even though it's kind of already happened
- My interpretation is the people in the city surrendered, but Queen Blondie kept attacking, killing lots of people for no reason
- This horrifies John Snow and Angry Elf. Queen Blondie has gone dark… not with the hair, but with her murderous tendencies
- Considering all the stabbing and beheading, the dragons flame might be the preferable way to die
- Stupid Lannister is fighting with the lead singer of Coldplay,who apparently swam to safety following near direct hit from dragon
- Stupid Lannister gets himself stabbed
- Queen Mick Jagger/Robin Wright finally figures out she's going to lose and leaves her fancy tower
- Coldplay Lead Singer gets stabbed too. Stupid Lannister's name is possibly Jim Lannister?
- Frumpy Girl contemplates getting revenge on someone, maybe the Queen. Then thanks tall guy named Sandor or maybe Sandle
- Sandle's brother is a guard for the Queen. He kills the Queen's assistant so he can fight Sandle
- Big guard guy looks like Darth Vader without his helmet
- Stupid Lannister has connection Mick Jagger/Robin Wright Queen. She's in a very desperate place, similar to Robin Wright when she married Sean Penn
- Giant Darth Vader without his helmet gets stabbed with long sword, seems to enjoy it
- Again, since the dragon has done all the work, why did they send all these important people into this city?
- Frumpy Girl getting trampled, keeps getting saved at last second, indicating she's an important character
- Giant helmet-free Darth Vader gets stabbed a dozen times or so without dying, so his brother, now without eyes, tackles him off the side of the castle, probably killing them both
- Very dusty with the buildings all collapsing around them. Feels like there could be some fertile ground for the mesothelioma lawyers of the time
- Stupid Lannister and Mick Jagger/Robin Wright Queen escaping in underground tunnel
- Underground tunnel is no longer a tunnel
- Frumpy Girl really mourning lady who helped her up in previous scene
- Everyone is charred, but a horse inexplicably totally fine
- Again, Frumpy must be a big character for all of these nice coincidences to happen to her