Glenn Beck: Dashboard Obama!


Dashboard Obama

GLENN: Introducing the new Dashboard Obama. This is something this is, I wanted to make this, you know, bring it up for the web cam. Stu, can you turn my headphones down? Because they're all distorted. The Dashboard Obama is something that I have wanted to make since he first started running yeah, that's better when he first started running because everybody was saying that he was the, you know, the savior and so we have him what we did is we took the dashboard Jesus and then we put and then we just put Obama's head on it and we made the little thing on his cloak to be a flag. And I love it. It's a little you stick it onto the dashboard and it's got a little spring there. I'm going to put it on my desk because I just think it's I mean, he's your savior. Look to the savior. Obama is my co pilot.

STU: This is legitimate hope and change here really.

GLENN: It is.

STU: When you look at it. I mean, you can make it nod its head, he can say no.

GLENN: Look. He can say, yes, more bailout; no, no to those AIG executives, but I'm going to give even bigger bonuses to the Freddie and Fannie people. (Laughing)

STU: That's a solid product, Glenn.

GLENN: Available now at GlennBeck.com. How much is it? Do you know? Let me go to the studio store. Get your Dashboard Obama now. Go to the store

STU: How much would you pay?

GLENN: How much would you pay?

STU: I'd pay $5,000 for that. Is it $5,000? Anything less than $5,000.

GLENN: No, it's not $5,000.

STU: Really?

GLENN: It's not even $2,000.

STU: You're ridding me!

GLENN: No. People would pay $1,000, but it's not even $1,000.

STU: You're kidding me.

GLENN: Not $100, not $70. Only $59.90 no, how much would you pay, really?

STU: I mean, that's the best

GLENN: Don't answer that question because it actually is $12.95. But wait, there's more. It comes in a box. (Laughing). But wait, there's more. It will be delivered to your house. But wait

STU: Home delivery?

GLENN: Home delivery, but only if you act right now. Go to GlennBeck.com. Click on the studio store and see the Dashboard Obama, now $12.95, sold in stores for as much as $5,989, made of super heavy metal plastic. The Dashboard Obama can be yours but only if you act right now.

I love this. This is actually a prototype. This is all hand painted by little slave children in China. So I put on the very back of the Dashboard Obama, made in China which, you know, I have to have. Made in China. And then I just put... with your money.

STU: And it's true.

GLENN: It is absolutely true.

STU: You are actually paying for the production.

GLENN: You are actually paying for the little slave children to paint his sandals here on the bottom, which is great. So there it is, available now.

STU: That is a hot product. That might be something that I need to have.

GLENN: Oh, I'm putting this on my dashboard well, not this one because this is the prototype. This someday will go into the collection at the Smithsonian next to the Chia pet.

STU: Really?

GLENN: Yes.

STU: Something grand to aspire to.

GLENN: I don't know when they are going to put the Chia pet in the Smithsonian, but they will. And when they do they will say, "But wait, there's more. There's also the Dashboard Obama."

STU: I actually looked right past the point that you were putting the Chia pet in the Smithsonian. I was like, oh, they are not going to put that next to the Chia pet.

GLENN: Yeah, isn't that Archie Bunker's? That's a Chia pet!

There's been a lot of talk about the idea of a (peaceful) "national divorce" as the Left continues to abandon everything that made America what it is. Well, this week's guest on "The Glenn Beck Podcast" is all for that divorce. Michael Malice is the author of "The Anarchist Handbook" and host of the podcast "Your Welcome." He joined Glenn to talk about how an anarchist would peacefully take on America's greatest challenges — with a smile.

"My rights are not up for discussion," Malice told Glenn. He explained why his version of America will save America, and why, in spite of anxious talk of "national divorce," he has so much hope for the future.

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There are new curriculum standards being implemented into schools throughout the nation for health classes that not only go far beyond what's appropriate for young children, but are entrenched in clear political biases, too. Under the standards, third-graders are taught about hormone blockers and endless gender identities, and topics get shockingly graphic for kids as young as 11. Some schools are even teaching their teachers and kids to ignore what parents have to say about these topics. And the worst part may be that many parents are completely unaware what their children are being taught.

Tina Descovich, co-founder of Moms for Liberty, joined "The Glenn Beck Program" to explain exactly what you can ask at your next school board meeting to ensure this "horrifying" curriculum isn't being taught in your kid's school.

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It should come as no surprise that a newsworthy story receives more media coverage when released on a Monday than a Friday. The reason is in part due to a large number of news-consuming Americans checking out for the week to focus on their weekend plans rather than the news.

On Monday's radio program, Glenn Beck shared information that President Joe Biden decided to release on Friday — when fewer people would notice — regarding the Climate Finance report. This report is marketed to Americans as "A Roadmap To Build a Climate-Resilient Economy." But Glenn believes the report to be Biden's Great Reset warning shot to banks.

In this clip, Glenn warned that if Americans don't stand together, in eight years we all indeed will own nothing. Watch the clip for the full story. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.



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On today's radio program, Glenn Beck was joined by Bill O'Reilly to discuss the top stories of the week.

For O'Reilly, the biggest story this week centered around someone mysteriously missing from mainstream media news reports today: Mark Zuckerberg. Specifically, O'Reilly said it's the 'scandalous' way the Facebook CEO spent nearly $420 million to influence the 2020 election — and did so successfully.

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