Glenn Beck: Roseanne Barr has lost it


Roseanne's Blog

Glenn Beck is stealing from me!

GLENN: Today on Roseanne's blog, I'm trying not to laugh at this because it's crazy. I'm trying not to laugh because she's crying out for help. I don't know anything about Roseanne other than I think she went nuts and then didn't she get better?

STU: I never heard that she got better.

GLENN: You never heard that she got better?

STU: No. She is eternally sad.

GLENN: Okay, I thought she got better.

STU: Better from what? Like

GLENN: Didn't she she had like some tragedy or molestation thing happen to her or something.

STU: When was this?

GLENN: You have two ways to go. You don't remember that? Didn't she, like, visit her dad, like I don't know.

STU: You might be right. I'm not up on my Roseanne.

GLENN: I don't, either. I'm just kind of vaguely remembering that there was something really sad and tragic in her life.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: And I think the rest of her family was like, what? I think her mom and dad were like, what? And I think she accused them or him or something of molesting.

STU: You are deep into Roseanne history. I think we need an accurate Roseanne history update here because now I'm intrigued. I don't think anybody heard this story before.

GLENN: I don't think anybody keeps one. I don't think Wikipedia is like, Roseanne Barr, I think she had a TV show. I think everybody's pretty much like

STU: See, this is a sad tale.

GLENN: This is a sad tale because she doesn't get well.

STU: There's no happy ending at the end.

GLENN: There's no happy ending.

STU: There's no uplifting music.

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GLENN: I thought she got better.

STU: There's no speech where she was

GLENN: And then he read her blog today, okay? And now, I just want to ask you, Stu, okay? I'm not a psychotherapist, I'm not I've no health training whatsoever.

STU: No, you do not. You don't

GLENN: So I don't know.

STU: Right. You don't look healthy, you don't know anything about health.

GLENN: Mental health.

STU: I didn't realize that but I think the same would apply.

GLENN: All right. So you can make me cry. So here's the you just stop me when you think I'm not a psychiatrist, but she might not be the healthiest to people.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: All right? From Roseanne's blog: Glenn Beck is stealing from me.. Okay? Okay, you're thinking, oh, Roseanne, she's so funny.

STU: Look, I would stop you here but I don't know. Maybe she has a really good argument here.

GLENN: Maybe I have been over at her house, wherever she might live, stealing stuff. I just wanted I just wanted a pair of her nylons. Is that so wrong?

STU: Yes.

GLENN: Okay. Glenn Beck is stealing from me. Glenn Beck is a vampire and he is vampiring off my blog. I have been

STU: Well, wait a minute. This is true so far. You are doing a segment on national radio mentioning her blog.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh! She's right. Okay, see? I'm not an expert.

STU: Right. So far, so good.

GLENN: Do you have your license?

STU: Yes, I do.

GLENN: "I've been writing about energy vampires here for years."

STU: Which I'm sure you knew.

GLENN: I did.

STU: Probably.

GLENN: Energy vampires.

STU: Because you've read her blog a lot of times.

GLENN: Now I notice that he's calling Obama and the Democrats vampires using all my verbiage for which I own the copyright here at RW.

STU: You are saying she says she owns the copyright for, what, the word vampires?

GLENN: I don't think so, I'm not sure. All of the verbiage from

STU: Is it possible that from maybe like, you've got to go like Bella or something? You've got to go back to those times.

GLENN: You might want to go you would think that she would go after Stephenie Meyer before me but

STU: Bram Stoker? Go to Bram Stoker?

GLENN: I don't see, Bram, what's happening with the vampire thing? Notice that he's calling Obama and Democrats vampires.

STU: When are you doing I've never heard

GLENN: No, I said last week that I think I I believe I said all politicians are sticking their fangs deep into your neck and sucking all the blood out of the economy.

STU: Yeah, okay.

GLENN: I did say that they were vampires but I didn't honestly, your Honor, I didn't know it was even possible for Roseanne to own the vampire story line. "This is what he said. The Democrats..." I don't believe I said that. "The Democrats are trying to vampire off of our businesses and we need to drive a stake through their heart." No, never said that. Never said that. "This is calling for a race war. It truly is."

Now Stu, at any point you can stop me and say

STU: Well, Glenn, I don't know. I mean, you know, she hasn't even defined race war. What if she's talking about like Speed Racer? Speed Racer.

GLENN: Speed race war.

STU: Yeah. Maybe that's what she's talking about.

GLENN: No, I don't think she is, I don't think so. Then she says, Mormons have been programmed to heed the word programmed to heed the words of their prophets, and Glenn Beck hangs out with those prophets.

STU: Oh, like when you had that prophet party last week?

GLENN: It is so amazing. We all got together, you know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Just hanging. And I'm like, hey, prophet dude, what's happening? And

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: Some reason I don't think that happened. Never met him before. Like to. In fact, I believe I wept one time.

STU: Shocking.

GLENN: Yes. When Larry King, who apparently has he's a Jew. Wait a minute. Oh, the Jews are always in on it.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Anyway, when Larry King offered to introduce me to the president of my church and I said, no, I don't no, that's okay, I what are you going to say? Hey, you know, it's like the pope. Are you going to go up to the pope: So what you been doing? I'm a Catholic, you're a Catholic. We're just kind of hanging out, huh? I said to Mr. King, I don't really that's okay. And then right after that the president of our church died, and I loved the man and he was great. But that's only because of my programming.

Anyway, the truth is Glenn Beck supports a Confederate economy.

STU: Confederate economy, is that a slave reference? Is that a just an alternative?

GLENN: I'm not sure. I thought we were talking about vampires.

STU: That's true. So she's saying a different economy for vampires.

GLENN: I support a Confederate economy based on slave wages. Glenn Beck is happy that lots of American citizens have lost their jobs and their homes.

STU: That's what you guys were celebrating at the prophet parties.

GLENN: That's exactly right. We were together and I'm like, "Hey, dude, are you so psyched that people are out on the street?" And he was like, "Dude." And I said, "Dude!" It was fantastic.

STU: The bakery did find it odd when you ordered the Caterpillar layoff cake.

GLENN: We don't talk about that. We don't expose all of those things. "He's blaming it on all of the Democrats who have a black leader." You know, I'd just like to point out I do agree with her on that.. The Democrats do have a black leader.

STU: Okay, yes, yes.

GLENN: I'd like to go a step further. So does America.

STU: So

GLENN: Yes, yes, yes.

STU: Wow, that's weird. I didn't notice that until now.

GLENN: The whole country has a black leader. How subtle is that racism, huh? Because that's what she says: This is subtle racism at its lowest.

STU: At its lowest.

GLENN: At its lowest.

STU: Is it so low like we can't see it, like it's a dog tone?

GLENN: It is such a low level of racism that it's almost like most people don't think that exists.

STU: Right. It's (inaudible).

GLENN: Yes.

STU: You can't even notice it.

GLENN: You can't hear it a bit, but the dog is going crazy... which some people have said Roseanne Barr is. I don't.

GLENN: No. I don't think she is..

STU: She's made some really

GLENN: But she can obviously hear racism noises that only dogs and Roseanne Barr can hear. Anyway, "He's a Republican and he's working to elect Romney/Palin 2012."

STU: I'd be fine with Romney/Palin 2012.

GLENN: I'd be fine with just Palin, Palin/Palin.

STU: Will Todd run?

GLENN: I wonder wouldn't he be great? He would be like, he would be over at the G20 and would be like, hey, let's go snowmobiling.

STU: I like that.

GLENN: Yeah, I think that would be great. I wonder if we can get that in there, if we can just have no vice president or the husband who's a snowmobiler. What do they call them? Snow machines?

STU: Snow machiner? I don't know.

GLENN: I wonder if we can get that in the new Confederate economy.

STU: You know what would be good, too, is if Obama can stop the global warming, we can get an ice bridge and then they can take snowmobiles from Alaska to Russia.

GLENN: If we can get the snow bridge built with stimulus dollars.

STU: Look at all these possibilities.

GLENN: Not used on the Microsoft bridge that is built with stimulus dollars. Anyway, she goes on to say be aware of how the cable channels are sending a despicable antiracist message into your living rooms. Turn off your cable news, turn off televisions if you want to resist being programmed by Satan workers.

STU: That's a good point.

GLENN: But, my dear Mr. Pro slavery teenage girl marrying anti gay marriage anti women's rights anti worker anti constitution America hating traitor polygamist, you will not have the last word!

STU: Can I call you down and stop you? I'm starting to think that maybe she's having problems.

GLENN: All right, let me ask you this. Do you think this is a threat? Because she says, the law will punish the guilty and they will be named here. Roseanne Barr is the husk that types these words. Is that like what you put like, what, corn comes in that you tear off and throw in the bar gauge?

STU: No, I think she just forgot a Y.

GLENN: Husky?

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: She then says, Mr. German skinhead, mark your doors, Mr. Polygamist. I've got to meet this wife. Is she hot?

STU: The other one, you mean?

GLENN: Or the others?

STU: The other ten?

GLENN: I don't know.

STU: I'm sure they're hot.

GLENN: I bet she's hot. Anyway, mark your doors for the angel of death will not pass over your house.


Your mask will fall, you'll be exposed as a "death lover" NEC TECH bot/bought.

STU: What was that last part there?

GLENN: The angel of death is an energy vampire, search vampires here in the archives. No, I don't think so. Oh, the last part was

STU: Yeah, you told me that

GLENN: Was I'll be exposed as a "death lover" NEC TECH bot/bought.

STU: NEC TECH.

GLENN: Bot/bought.

STU: Bot/bought. It says the word

GLENN: That's just the way she rolls. That's just the way she rolls, literally she rolls.

Terry Trobiani owns Gianelli's Drive Thru in Prairie Grove, Illinois, where he put up a row of American flags for the Fourth of July. But the city claimed he was displaying two of them improperly and issued him a $100 ticket for each flag.

Terry joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to explain what he believes really happened. He told Glenn that, according to city ordinance, the American flag is considered "ornamental" and should therefore have been permitted on a federal holiday. But the city has now classified the flag as a "sign."

"Apparently, the village of Prairie Grove has classified the American flag as a sign and they've taken away the symbol of the American flag," Terry said. "So, as a sign, it falls under their temporary sign ordinance, which prohibits any flying, or any positioning of signs on your property — and now this includes the American flag. [...] The only way I could fly the American flag on my property is if I put it on a permanent 20 to 30-foot flagpole, which they have to permit."

Terry went on to explain how the city is now demanding an apology for his actions, and all after more than a year of small-business crushing COVID restrictions and government mandates.

"COVID was tough," Terry stated. "You know, we're in the restaurant business. COVID was tough on us. We succeeded. We made it through. We cut a lot of things, but we never cut an employee. We paid all our employees. I didn't take a paycheck for a year just to keep our employees on, because it was that important to me to keep things going. And, you know, you fight for a year, and you beat a pandemic, and then you have this little municipality with five trustees and a president, who just have no respect for small businesses. And right now, what I see is they have no respect for the republic and the United States ... I think it's terrible. The direction that government, at all levels, have taken us to this point, it's despicable."

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The Biden administration is now doing everything it can to censor what it has decided is COVID-19 "misinformation." But Glenn Beck isn't confident that the silencing of voices will stop there.

Yeonmi Park grew up in North Korea, where there is no freedom of speech, and she joined Glenn to warn that America must not let this freedom go.

"Whenever authoritarianism rises, the first thing they go after is freedom of speech," she said.

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Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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