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Charity Auction: Meet Glenn Beck

GLENN: You know, I just read a I just saw a blog from Wonkette, for $1525, do literally whatever you want to Glenn Beck in New York. Ooh. If getting double teamed by James Carville and Paul Begala is not your cup of tea bags.

STU: What? Tea bags? Zinger!

GLENN: Head over to eBay, have your credit card ready. Dough head wingnut star of Fox TV's Goin' Nuts Again With Glenn Beck.

STU: Keep saying it.

GLENN: Is selling his puffy body and all of its orifices on eBay. For one glorious day you can do whatever you want to Glenn Beck. We bet it's for some weird cause like preventing gay marriage.

STU: Yeah, that's definitely it.

GLENN: That is, it's a weird cause. Cancer. You don't have to marry him. Jeez, do whatever you like. Put him on a dog leash, blah, blah blah. Wow.

STU: Why are you reading this on the air? I don't understand. Because some idiot is going to be, "I'm extra snarky today."

GLENN: It's probably not legal to kill him.

STU: That's really

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: Yeah?

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: I'm pretty sure. it wouldn't specifically be a hate crime.

GLENN: It's not a hate crime. It would be just murder. You'll be out in two years. Yeah, no hate crime there.

STU: What is this charity thing? It's for cancer.

GLENN: Well, I found out about it yesterday.

STU: It's not for cancer, right?

GLENN: We're not encouraging cancer.

DAN: Big distinction.

GLENN: You know, people are working really hard extra hours to cure cancer. Have you noticed nobody's working on making it worse?

STU: This is a one sided battle, and it has to stop. Yeah, so this is

GLENN: It's a very cancer, it's a very big tent. No, no, we're not for cancer.

STU: Now, is this right, $1525?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: That's terrible.

GLENN: It is.

STU: Most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Pardon me?

STU: I believe most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Wow. You're with good hookers.

STU: That's a good point. Also they're probably doing more for it. So I mean

GLENN: Most hookers go for more than that? Are you saying that I'm better than a hooker?

STU: No, definitely not. That's a good point.

GLENN: Okay, that's a very

STU: Maybe they are just, they believe you are going to fall asleep in the meeting.

GLENN: Look, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I saw this, I think it was yesterday or the day before, when it was on the website. I saw the front page of the website. It's like, meet Glenn Beck. And I'm like, really? Where?

DAN: There's a meeting you slept through.

GLENN: A meeting I slept through. And I click on it and I see it's for the City of Hope which is City of Hope, it's great, yada, yada, but I didn't know about it. And I thought, well, this is really egotistical. I mean, who wants to meet I'm surprised it's at $1525, quite honestly. Because really really?

STU: Well, I spoke to one of the people who set this up last night, and she informed

GLENN: Who set this up?

STU: This is someone over at Premiere Radio Networks, our syndicator.

GLENN: Did anyone run it by me?

STU: You were asleep in the meeting. I believe that is accurate. And she told me that I don't have the numbers in front of me, but that you were going for something like $1500 and that the Jonas brothers were at $40,000.

GLENN: Okay. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying?

STU: I see what they're saying.

GLENN: No.

STU: I see what the market is saying.

GLENN: And that's what I would have been saying had they asked me. I would have said, "I don't think so. Who's going to pay for that?" What do you get in this? Go to the website.

STU: Okay. You and up to three guests can join Glenn Beck while he is on the air in New York City doing his radio program.

GLENN: Okay.

STU: You will get to see the action live. This is just like a hooker. As you spend one hour

GLENN: Action?

STU: Watching through the soundproof window, before or after the show you'll have the opportunity to meet Glenn, take photos, autographs and get a signed copy of his latest book. This is a once in a lifetime experience. Really it's more than that. It's really more common honestly, every day.

GLENN: It's really not I mean, once in a lifetime. That's really all you need. It's not like you need a second trip to this.

STU: No.

GLENN: It's not like, gosh, that was so much fun, I want to do that again.

STU: Can I pay $1500 again for that?

GLENN: Can I pay $1500 to not do that again? Look, here's the thing. It's for City of Hope. So look. Pay more and you don't have to meet me. I'm just saying.

STU: Yeah, you don't have to come. That's true. You could just, you could spend thousands and then just not show.

GLENN: And then just not show.

STU: That's a great point.

GLENN: And, you know, we'd send you the book. I'd send you somebody else's book if you'd like. It doesn't matter.

STU: Actually, though, they've buried the lead here, Glenn. Third paragraph down, you and three friends will join me, this is apparently a quote that you gave in your sleep. You and three friends will join me

GLENN: I'd like to make a new policy here. Can we not have people give quotes from me that I haven't given?

STU: Well, how do you know you didn't do this? Seriously you could have done this six months ago and not even remember it.

GLENN: That is true.

STU: Which is you and three friends will join me, Stu, Dan and whoever else happens to be around that day for an hour of live radio fun.

GLENN: I never said that. You never said that. There are I will grant you this is one of those things that people get me on the way to the elevator and they're like, hey, Glenn, we want to do an auction for cancer. Oh, that's great, sure, let's do that. So just people come by? Yeah, sure, that sounds great. (Mumbling). They are saying all these things, hanging out with stuff and everything like that. "What? You're good with that, Glenn?" I didn't hear the last part. "Just cancer." Good, okay, ping, and then I'm gone. That's how that happens.

STU: It's certainly possible, Glenn.

GLENN: So look

STU: They are promising unlimited Coke Zeros for everybody who shows. So I mean, wow.

GLENN: You know what, look. Here, here.

STU: We're crazy here.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Tania? Tania's at home. She's on the web cam. She may have Tania, are you there? Oh, there she is. Hang on just a second. Let me turn this up. Tania, this is now we're doing something for City of Hope. Can you hear me?

TANIA: Yes.

GLENN: We're doing something for City of Hope. So I want to know, if people come to the studio, will you make them lasagna for lunch?

TANIA: How many people are we talking about here?

GLENN: I don't know. How many? Three?

TANIA: Oh, yeah, I'll make it.

GLENN: She is giving me a very dirty look. Look, she's nodding off. I'm Nyquil to my wife.

STU: So you are saying you are throwing lasagna into this pot, Tania's lasagna?

GLENN: Tania's lasagna. Yeah, will you do that?

TANIA: Yeah, sure.

STU: Can they have Tania's lasagna and not come to meet you?

GLENN: Can they not meet me and just have lasagna if they will pay more?

TANIA: That's up to them.

GLENN: Yeah, I love my kids.

STU: What happened to your child

GLENN: Thumbscrews. No big deal, no big deal.

STU: It's not torture.

GLENN: No, not torture. No, there's no lasting pain, no emotional damage, except to me. So all right. Okay, sweetheart, thank you. So I don't know if that helps. I'm just trying whatever.

STU: No, it's funny. You torture your kids, but your wife's going to make some good pasta.

GLENN: So it's good. You've had her lasagna before, homemade meat balls and everything?

STU: Well, yeah. It's been a while since I had the meat balls but Tania's cooking is fantastic. I do know that.

GLENN: So you have lunch from my wife, okay? We'll serve you a little lunch here. That's it. Just, just make it a little better than a hooker.

STU: Can we get to 1/6 of the Jonas Brothers is all we're asking.

GLENN: No, I don't even need that. I just need to be out of the hooker range. And I don't think, quite honestly I don't think that's possible! I don't think it's possible for me to be out of the range of a hooker. And not really even a good one. Isn't Eliot Spitzer's hooker, wasn't she like $5,000?

STU: She was really expensive.

GLENN: So I'm not even

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: a good hooker.

STU: Oh, no, no, no one ever said that. Well, I guess now that we've sold this so well, go to GlennBeck.com for details.

California's Board of Education voted unanimously to approve a new, multi-million-dollar Ethnic Studies Model Curriculum, which will be offered statewide with many of the state's largest school districts making it a requirement for graduation. According to National Review, the curriculum is "probably the most radical, polemical, and ideologically loaded educational document ever offered up for public consideration in the free world."

On the radio program Tuesday, Glenn Beck reacted to the newly approved curriculum, calling it "the craziest, most terrifying story I have ever had to report."

Glenn read an excerpt from the National Review report describing the curriculum:

Students are to be taught that white Christian settlers committed "theocide" against indigenous tribes when they arrived in the New World by murdering Native American gods and replacing them with the Christian God. According to the curriculum, this replacement ushered in a regime defined by "coloniality, dehumanization, and genocide," and the "explicit erasure and replacement of holistic Indigeneity and humanity." But all is not lost, we are told. For students will learn that they have the power and the responsibility to build a social order defined by "countergenocide," which will eventually supplant the last vestiges of colonial Christianity and pave the way for the "regeneration of indigenous epistemic and cultural futurity."

Students first clap and chant to the god Tezkatlipoka — whom the Aztecs traditionally worshipped with human sacrifice and cannibalism — asking him for the power to be "warriors" for "social justice." Next, the students chant to the gods Quetzalcoatl, Huitzilopochtli, and Xipe Totek, seeking "healing epistemologies" and "a revolutionary spirit." Huitzilopochtli, in particular, is the Aztec deity of war and inspired hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices during Aztec rule. Finally, the chant comes to a climax with a request for "liberation, transformation, [and] decolonization," after which students shout "Panche beh! Panche beh!" in pursuit of ultimate "critical consciousness."

Glenn explained some of the horrifying details of the Aztec worship traditions California's educators and administrators seek to "regenerate," including human sacrifice by the tens of thousands, cannibalism, and the severe and prolonged torture and sacrifice of children.

"Those are the gods that they [the Board of Education in California] think really need to be worshiped and brought back in our understanding because that whole Christian God was only about 'oppression'," Glenn said sardonically.

"Gang, we are in biblical-sized trouble," he added. "We are under attack from the forces of darkness unlike anything I've ever seen before ... because the soul of our nation, and the soul of children, is at stake."

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Cigna — the 13th largest corporation in the U.S. measured by revenue — has recently started teaching employees critical race theory. Those lessons, however, have been "quietly" protested by some workers who leaked lesson screenshots to the Washington Examiner.

On "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn and co-host Stu Burguiere discussed a lesson on "inclusive language" — and you won't believe which phrases Cigna classifies as offensive. Do you use any of these phrases in your daily life?

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WARNING: Here's who's REALLY behind 'spooky, right-wing' extremism

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Over the past year, the left has tried to paint conservatives as "spooky, right-wing" extremists who want to destroy the nation. But true conservatives know that's not true. However, there is a dangerous global movement that fits this "spooky" definition — masquerading as "right-wing" — and it's gaining momentum. It's called Traditionalism, with a capital "T."

This week on "The Glenn Beck Podcast," author and award-winning expert on the radical right Professor Benjamin Teitelbaum joined Glenn to define Traditionalism and explain why it's exactly how the left wants to paint conservatives — but that couldn't be further from the truth.

Teitelbaum said Traditionalism is the "most transformative political movement of the early 21st century" in his book, "War for Eternity," which Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Glenn Greenwald called "an indispensable text" for understanding "the most profound and tumultuous political shifts defining societies on every continent." It's a bizarre story, involving Steve Bannon, Hinduism, Hitler, mysticism, Aleksandr Dugin, the Constitution, and tons and tons of money.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to explain how "rabid partisanship" is causing President Joe Biden and his administration to make the political decisions directly responsible for the "absolute crisis at the border" — and it's getting worse every day.

Cruz described how the Biden administration is caving to the "hard left" agenda that supports open borders and views U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement as the equivalent of the Ku Klux Klan or Nazis. He listed the Trump-era policies Biden has overturned, including halting construction of the border wall, re-instituting the failed policy of "catch and release," and ending the "Remain in Mexico" policy — "a big foreign policy victory of the Trump administration."

Cruz then sounded off on the left's unbelievable hypocrisy concerning the "kids in cages" narrative, and the Biden administration's "laughable" excuse for not allowing journalists access to border facilities.

"For four years of the Trump presidency, Democrats and the media talked every day about kids in cages. What they ignored is that Barack Obama built the cages. You and I both went to those cages during the Obama administration," Cruz told Glenn. "They utterly ignored that. And now, Joe Biden is making the cages bigger, and they're more full. And I'll tell you, it's truly a catastrophe. You take a facility, like the Donna facility in South Texas. It has a capacity of 250 people ... it currently has nearly 4,000."

"So, there's a reason why the Biden administration is trying to hide it. I'm flying down to the border tonight, and I'm bringing 18 senators down to the border to see firsthand what's happening. But the Biden administration is refusing to allow press to join us," Cruz continued.

"They won't allow reporters in and, Glenn, their justification is laughable on its face. They say, the reason why they won't allow reporters in is because reporters might have COVID. So one cameraman, a cameraman, and they say, 'No, too big of a COVID risk. We can't let the guy with the camera in.' It's because they want to hide the absolute disaster," he added. "You want to talk about COVID-19? Glenn, I'll give you a stunning statistic. Of the illegal immigrants that are being released in Arlington, Texas, they are testing positive for COVID-19 at a rate seven times higher than the U.S. population."

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