Eat Tania's lasagna..oh, and you can see Glenn too


Charity Auction: Meet Glenn Beck

GLENN: You know, I just read a I just saw a blog from Wonkette, for $1525, do literally whatever you want to Glenn Beck in New York. Ooh. If getting double teamed by James Carville and Paul Begala is not your cup of tea bags.

STU: What? Tea bags? Zinger!

GLENN: Head over to eBay, have your credit card ready. Dough head wingnut star of Fox TV's Goin' Nuts Again With Glenn Beck.

STU: Keep saying it.

GLENN: Is selling his puffy body and all of its orifices on eBay. For one glorious day you can do whatever you want to Glenn Beck. We bet it's for some weird cause like preventing gay marriage.

STU: Yeah, that's definitely it.

GLENN: That is, it's a weird cause. Cancer. You don't have to marry him. Jeez, do whatever you like. Put him on a dog leash, blah, blah blah. Wow.

STU: Why are you reading this on the air? I don't understand. Because some idiot is going to be, "I'm extra snarky today."

GLENN: It's probably not legal to kill him.

STU: That's really

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: Yeah?

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: I'm pretty sure. it wouldn't specifically be a hate crime.

GLENN: It's not a hate crime. It would be just murder. You'll be out in two years. Yeah, no hate crime there.

STU: What is this charity thing? It's for cancer.

GLENN: Well, I found out about it yesterday.

STU: It's not for cancer, right?

GLENN: We're not encouraging cancer.

DAN: Big distinction.

GLENN: You know, people are working really hard extra hours to cure cancer. Have you noticed nobody's working on making it worse?

STU: This is a one sided battle, and it has to stop. Yeah, so this is

GLENN: It's a very cancer, it's a very big tent. No, no, we're not for cancer.

STU: Now, is this right, $1525?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: That's terrible.

GLENN: It is.

STU: Most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Pardon me?

STU: I believe most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Wow. You're with good hookers.

STU: That's a good point. Also they're probably doing more for it. So I mean

GLENN: Most hookers go for more than that? Are you saying that I'm better than a hooker?

STU: No, definitely not. That's a good point.

GLENN: Okay, that's a very

STU: Maybe they are just, they believe you are going to fall asleep in the meeting.

GLENN: Look, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I saw this, I think it was yesterday or the day before, when it was on the website. I saw the front page of the website. It's like, meet Glenn Beck. And I'm like, really? Where?

DAN: There's a meeting you slept through.

GLENN: A meeting I slept through. And I click on it and I see it's for the City of Hope which is City of Hope, it's great, yada, yada, but I didn't know about it. And I thought, well, this is really egotistical. I mean, who wants to meet I'm surprised it's at $1525, quite honestly. Because really really?

STU: Well, I spoke to one of the people who set this up last night, and she informed

GLENN: Who set this up?

STU: This is someone over at Premiere Radio Networks, our syndicator.

GLENN: Did anyone run it by me?

STU: You were asleep in the meeting. I believe that is accurate. And she told me that I don't have the numbers in front of me, but that you were going for something like $1500 and that the Jonas brothers were at $40,000.

GLENN: Okay. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying?

STU: I see what they're saying.

GLENN: No.

STU: I see what the market is saying.

GLENN: And that's what I would have been saying had they asked me. I would have said, "I don't think so. Who's going to pay for that?" What do you get in this? Go to the website.

STU: Okay. You and up to three guests can join Glenn Beck while he is on the air in New York City doing his radio program.

GLENN: Okay.

STU: You will get to see the action live. This is just like a hooker. As you spend one hour

GLENN: Action?

STU: Watching through the soundproof window, before or after the show you'll have the opportunity to meet Glenn, take photos, autographs and get a signed copy of his latest book. This is a once in a lifetime experience. Really it's more than that. It's really more common honestly, every day.

GLENN: It's really not I mean, once in a lifetime. That's really all you need. It's not like you need a second trip to this.

STU: No.

GLENN: It's not like, gosh, that was so much fun, I want to do that again.

STU: Can I pay $1500 again for that?

GLENN: Can I pay $1500 to not do that again? Look, here's the thing. It's for City of Hope. So look. Pay more and you don't have to meet me. I'm just saying.

STU: Yeah, you don't have to come. That's true. You could just, you could spend thousands and then just not show.

GLENN: And then just not show.

STU: That's a great point.

GLENN: And, you know, we'd send you the book. I'd send you somebody else's book if you'd like. It doesn't matter.

STU: Actually, though, they've buried the lead here, Glenn. Third paragraph down, you and three friends will join me, this is apparently a quote that you gave in your sleep. You and three friends will join me

GLENN: I'd like to make a new policy here. Can we not have people give quotes from me that I haven't given?

STU: Well, how do you know you didn't do this? Seriously you could have done this six months ago and not even remember it.

GLENN: That is true.

STU: Which is you and three friends will join me, Stu, Dan and whoever else happens to be around that day for an hour of live radio fun.

GLENN: I never said that. You never said that. There are I will grant you this is one of those things that people get me on the way to the elevator and they're like, hey, Glenn, we want to do an auction for cancer. Oh, that's great, sure, let's do that. So just people come by? Yeah, sure, that sounds great. (Mumbling). They are saying all these things, hanging out with stuff and everything like that. "What? You're good with that, Glenn?" I didn't hear the last part. "Just cancer." Good, okay, ping, and then I'm gone. That's how that happens.

STU: It's certainly possible, Glenn.

GLENN: So look

STU: They are promising unlimited Coke Zeros for everybody who shows. So I mean, wow.

GLENN: You know what, look. Here, here.

STU: We're crazy here.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Tania? Tania's at home. She's on the web cam. She may have Tania, are you there? Oh, there she is. Hang on just a second. Let me turn this up. Tania, this is now we're doing something for City of Hope. Can you hear me?

TANIA: Yes.

GLENN: We're doing something for City of Hope. So I want to know, if people come to the studio, will you make them lasagna for lunch?

TANIA: How many people are we talking about here?

GLENN: I don't know. How many? Three?

TANIA: Oh, yeah, I'll make it.

GLENN: She is giving me a very dirty look. Look, she's nodding off. I'm Nyquil to my wife.

STU: So you are saying you are throwing lasagna into this pot, Tania's lasagna?

GLENN: Tania's lasagna. Yeah, will you do that?

TANIA: Yeah, sure.

STU: Can they have Tania's lasagna and not come to meet you?

GLENN: Can they not meet me and just have lasagna if they will pay more?

TANIA: That's up to them.

GLENN: Yeah, I love my kids.

STU: What happened to your child

GLENN: Thumbscrews. No big deal, no big deal.

STU: It's not torture.

GLENN: No, not torture. No, there's no lasting pain, no emotional damage, except to me. So all right. Okay, sweetheart, thank you. So I don't know if that helps. I'm just trying whatever.

STU: No, it's funny. You torture your kids, but your wife's going to make some good pasta.

GLENN: So it's good. You've had her lasagna before, homemade meat balls and everything?

STU: Well, yeah. It's been a while since I had the meat balls but Tania's cooking is fantastic. I do know that.

GLENN: So you have lunch from my wife, okay? We'll serve you a little lunch here. That's it. Just, just make it a little better than a hooker.

STU: Can we get to 1/6 of the Jonas Brothers is all we're asking.

GLENN: No, I don't even need that. I just need to be out of the hooker range. And I don't think, quite honestly I don't think that's possible! I don't think it's possible for me to be out of the range of a hooker. And not really even a good one. Isn't Eliot Spitzer's hooker, wasn't she like $5,000?

STU: She was really expensive.

GLENN: So I'm not even

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: a good hooker.

STU: Oh, no, no, no one ever said that. Well, I guess now that we've sold this so well, go to GlennBeck.com for details.

How does a sports writer know how to fix America, and America's racial dilemma?

In a special edition of the "Glenn Beck Radio Program," Outkick sports columnist Jason Whitlock filled in Tuesday for Glenn to explain how we can bring America back together, lean into racial harmony, and restore the values of our Founding Fathers. Because if not us, then who will?

Jason started out by explaining how, during a recent appearance on the program, he felt a spiritual connection with Glenn, regardless of physical differences, as both share a common passion for God and country.

"Glenn and I share a kindred spirit. A kindred passion," Jason said. "We have two things that we love and are passionate about: God and country. I am not a minister. I'm a flawed sinner just like Glenn and just like you. But I am a believer. Believers share an energy that connects them, that cuts through our physical differences and makes those differences irrelevant relevant. That's what I felt when I met Glenn, an energy and a spirit that connects us. We are broadcasters, media personalities, operating in separate spaces, trying to talk to Americans, who share our passion."

Jason went on to say that he believes there are forces operating, both outside of and inside America, that are working to separate America from God, and that much of what we've witnessed in 2020 — from the racial division stirred by the mainstream and social media, to the rioting and looting by Antifa and Black Lives Matter, to the "remaking of the sports world into a shrine that celebrates resisting criminal suspects and denigrates this great country at every turn" — are symptoms and consequences of America's enemies separating God and country.

"We are one nation under God. We are nothing without Him," Jason continued. "The flawed sinners who founded this nation baked God into this country with their Declaration of Independence. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights. That among those, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The foreign and domestic enemies of this nation are baking a new American cake. God isn't an essential ingredient in this new cake. He isn't an ingredient at all. The removal of faith is sewing the disharmony that is terrorizing and destroying the United States of America.

"Why am I here today? I'm here to tell you how we take our country back, how we restore the freedoms and the liberties our enemies seek to remove in their remaking of a godless America."

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One of the most shocking things British journalist, political commentator, and author of "The Madness of Crowds," Douglas Murray witnessed during his recent stay in America, was how many Americans are acting as if they live in 1930s Germany or behind the Iron Curtain, afraid to stand up and speak out because they're afraid of the consequences.

Murray joined the "Glenn Beck Podcast" this week to explain why he believes the state of America is actually worse than we realize, and how the Left's obsession with rewriting history has ushered in guilt, fear, and a "silent majority."

Murray said he's particularly "fed up" with those on the Right who are afraid to voice their opinion because they don't want to become the target of leftist mobs on social media.

"Do you think anyone in history who told the truth had an easy time? You've got the easiest time that any opposition movement ever did in history," Murray said.

"You cannot have these people in America living in a free society — which is for the time being free — pretending that they live under the circumstances of Jews in 1930s Germany," he added. "Speak up. Speak out. Don't be a silent majority; be a very damn noisy majority. And don't put up with the oppression of people who are totally insincere ... they want to make money. They want to win. Nothing more. Call them out ... and get back to what you should be doing as a nation."

Watch the full interview with Douglas Murray below:



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New York City shut down its schools over the coronavirus with barely any notice. But even before that, Governor Andrew Cuomo apparently wasn't in the mood to be asked about it, and he made that very clear to reporters.

Asked on Wednesday whether parents could expect schools to be closed as soon as Thursday, Cuomo mocked reporters for their "obnoxious and offensive" questions and accused them of not paying attention. Watch the testy exchange for yourself here.

On Thursday's radio program, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere had plenty to say about Stu's least favorite governor and the decision to close schools. But Glenn also offered his own theory on why coronavirus restrictions have become so political: Americans refuse to be forced into submission.

Watch the video below to catch the conversation:

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Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

As the Left tries to hide how radical the two candidates really are, Glenn takes us inside the Democrat war room to expose the wolf in pastor's clothing, Raphael Warnock, and America's Justin Trudeau, Jon Ossoff. Socialism, the Green New Deal, and "defund the police" are all on the table. And Glenn warns of what's to come if conservatives don't activate: Chuck Schumer will weaponize the Senate, and the radical Left will launch an all-out assault to ravage the Constitution.

Watch the full special below:

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