Eat Tania's lasagna..oh, and you can see Glenn too


Charity Auction: Meet Glenn Beck

GLENN: You know, I just read a I just saw a blog from Wonkette, for $1525, do literally whatever you want to Glenn Beck in New York. Ooh. If getting double teamed by James Carville and Paul Begala is not your cup of tea bags.

STU: What? Tea bags? Zinger!

GLENN: Head over to eBay, have your credit card ready. Dough head wingnut star of Fox TV's Goin' Nuts Again With Glenn Beck.

STU: Keep saying it.

GLENN: Is selling his puffy body and all of its orifices on eBay. For one glorious day you can do whatever you want to Glenn Beck. We bet it's for some weird cause like preventing gay marriage.

STU: Yeah, that's definitely it.

GLENN: That is, it's a weird cause. Cancer. You don't have to marry him. Jeez, do whatever you like. Put him on a dog leash, blah, blah blah. Wow.

STU: Why are you reading this on the air? I don't understand. Because some idiot is going to be, "I'm extra snarky today."

GLENN: It's probably not legal to kill him.

STU: That's really

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: Yeah?

GLENN: I think we should check that out.

STU: I'm pretty sure. it wouldn't specifically be a hate crime.

GLENN: It's not a hate crime. It would be just murder. You'll be out in two years. Yeah, no hate crime there.

STU: What is this charity thing? It's for cancer.

GLENN: Well, I found out about it yesterday.

STU: It's not for cancer, right?

GLENN: We're not encouraging cancer.

DAN: Big distinction.

GLENN: You know, people are working really hard extra hours to cure cancer. Have you noticed nobody's working on making it worse?

STU: This is a one sided battle, and it has to stop. Yeah, so this is

GLENN: It's a very cancer, it's a very big tent. No, no, we're not for cancer.

STU: Now, is this right, $1525?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: That's terrible.

GLENN: It is.

STU: Most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Pardon me?

STU: I believe most hookers get more than that.

GLENN: Wow. You're with good hookers.

STU: That's a good point. Also they're probably doing more for it. So I mean

GLENN: Most hookers go for more than that? Are you saying that I'm better than a hooker?

STU: No, definitely not. That's a good point.

GLENN: Okay, that's a very

STU: Maybe they are just, they believe you are going to fall asleep in the meeting.

GLENN: Look, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I saw this, I think it was yesterday or the day before, when it was on the website. I saw the front page of the website. It's like, meet Glenn Beck. And I'm like, really? Where?

DAN: There's a meeting you slept through.

GLENN: A meeting I slept through. And I click on it and I see it's for the City of Hope which is City of Hope, it's great, yada, yada, but I didn't know about it. And I thought, well, this is really egotistical. I mean, who wants to meet I'm surprised it's at $1525, quite honestly. Because really really?

STU: Well, I spoke to one of the people who set this up last night, and she informed

GLENN: Who set this up?

STU: This is someone over at Premiere Radio Networks, our syndicator.

GLENN: Did anyone run it by me?

STU: You were asleep in the meeting. I believe that is accurate. And she told me that I don't have the numbers in front of me, but that you were going for something like $1500 and that the Jonas brothers were at $40,000.

GLENN: Okay. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying?

STU: I see what they're saying.

GLENN: No.

STU: I see what the market is saying.

GLENN: And that's what I would have been saying had they asked me. I would have said, "I don't think so. Who's going to pay for that?" What do you get in this? Go to the website.

STU: Okay. You and up to three guests can join Glenn Beck while he is on the air in New York City doing his radio program.

GLENN: Okay.

STU: You will get to see the action live. This is just like a hooker. As you spend one hour

GLENN: Action?

STU: Watching through the soundproof window, before or after the show you'll have the opportunity to meet Glenn, take photos, autographs and get a signed copy of his latest book. This is a once in a lifetime experience. Really it's more than that. It's really more common honestly, every day.

GLENN: It's really not I mean, once in a lifetime. That's really all you need. It's not like you need a second trip to this.

STU: No.

GLENN: It's not like, gosh, that was so much fun, I want to do that again.

STU: Can I pay $1500 again for that?

GLENN: Can I pay $1500 to not do that again? Look, here's the thing. It's for City of Hope. So look. Pay more and you don't have to meet me. I'm just saying.

STU: Yeah, you don't have to come. That's true. You could just, you could spend thousands and then just not show.

GLENN: And then just not show.

STU: That's a great point.

GLENN: And, you know, we'd send you the book. I'd send you somebody else's book if you'd like. It doesn't matter.

STU: Actually, though, they've buried the lead here, Glenn. Third paragraph down, you and three friends will join me, this is apparently a quote that you gave in your sleep. You and three friends will join me

GLENN: I'd like to make a new policy here. Can we not have people give quotes from me that I haven't given?

STU: Well, how do you know you didn't do this? Seriously you could have done this six months ago and not even remember it.

GLENN: That is true.

STU: Which is you and three friends will join me, Stu, Dan and whoever else happens to be around that day for an hour of live radio fun.

GLENN: I never said that. You never said that. There are I will grant you this is one of those things that people get me on the way to the elevator and they're like, hey, Glenn, we want to do an auction for cancer. Oh, that's great, sure, let's do that. So just people come by? Yeah, sure, that sounds great. (Mumbling). They are saying all these things, hanging out with stuff and everything like that. "What? You're good with that, Glenn?" I didn't hear the last part. "Just cancer." Good, okay, ping, and then I'm gone. That's how that happens.

STU: It's certainly possible, Glenn.

GLENN: So look

STU: They are promising unlimited Coke Zeros for everybody who shows. So I mean, wow.

GLENN: You know what, look. Here, here.

STU: We're crazy here.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Tania? Tania's at home. She's on the web cam. She may have Tania, are you there? Oh, there she is. Hang on just a second. Let me turn this up. Tania, this is now we're doing something for City of Hope. Can you hear me?

TANIA: Yes.

GLENN: We're doing something for City of Hope. So I want to know, if people come to the studio, will you make them lasagna for lunch?

TANIA: How many people are we talking about here?

GLENN: I don't know. How many? Three?

TANIA: Oh, yeah, I'll make it.

GLENN: She is giving me a very dirty look. Look, she's nodding off. I'm Nyquil to my wife.

STU: So you are saying you are throwing lasagna into this pot, Tania's lasagna?

GLENN: Tania's lasagna. Yeah, will you do that?

TANIA: Yeah, sure.

STU: Can they have Tania's lasagna and not come to meet you?

GLENN: Can they not meet me and just have lasagna if they will pay more?

TANIA: That's up to them.

GLENN: Yeah, I love my kids.

STU: What happened to your child

GLENN: Thumbscrews. No big deal, no big deal.

STU: It's not torture.

GLENN: No, not torture. No, there's no lasting pain, no emotional damage, except to me. So all right. Okay, sweetheart, thank you. So I don't know if that helps. I'm just trying whatever.

STU: No, it's funny. You torture your kids, but your wife's going to make some good pasta.

GLENN: So it's good. You've had her lasagna before, homemade meat balls and everything?

STU: Well, yeah. It's been a while since I had the meat balls but Tania's cooking is fantastic. I do know that.

GLENN: So you have lunch from my wife, okay? We'll serve you a little lunch here. That's it. Just, just make it a little better than a hooker.

STU: Can we get to 1/6 of the Jonas Brothers is all we're asking.

GLENN: No, I don't even need that. I just need to be out of the hooker range. And I don't think, quite honestly I don't think that's possible! I don't think it's possible for me to be out of the range of a hooker. And not really even a good one. Isn't Eliot Spitzer's hooker, wasn't she like $5,000?

STU: She was really expensive.

GLENN: So I'm not even

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: a good hooker.

STU: Oh, no, no, no one ever said that. Well, I guess now that we've sold this so well, go to GlennBeck.com for details.

The Biden administration is now doing everything it can to censor what it has decided is COVID-19 "misinformation." But Glenn Beck isn't confident that the silencing of voices will stop there.

Yeonmi Park grew up in North Korea, where there is no freedom of speech, and she joined Glenn to warn that America must not let this freedom go.

"Whenever authoritarianism rises, the first thing they go after is freedom of speech," she said.

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Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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The corporate media is doing everything it can to protect Dr. Anthony Fauci after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) roasted him for allegedly lying to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China.

During an extremely heated exchange at a Senate hearing on Tuesday, Sen. Paul challenged Dr. Fauci — who, as the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, oversees research programs at the National Institute of Health — on whether the NIH funded dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Dr. Fauci denied the claims, but as Sen. Paul knows, there are documents that prove Dr. Fauci's NIH was funding gain-of-function research in the Wuhan biolab before COVID-19 broke out in China.

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere presented the proof, because Dr. Fauci's shifting defenses don't change the truth.

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