Glenn Beck: Biden's big mouth at it again




Joe Biden? The debate continues...

GLENN: I want to talk to you about something very serious here, something that I feel, well, some people might say this is an extremist point of view, some people might say that this is crazy talk. Whatever, that's fine, but I think it should be said. I believe we should wrap the president's head in tinfoil, some sort of a tinfoil hat, some ‑‑ and I also think it should be camouflaged, at least on the top of it. It can look like tinfoil everywhere else, but on the top of it, it should be camouflaged. I know it's a very slim chance, but there is a chance that aliens are watching, and I don't ever want them to know the whereabouts of the president of the United States. I don't ever want to aliens up in some spaceship going, "Hey, maybe, maybe we should beam up the president, huh? We'll get the president." I don't ever want him to disappear. I don't want him beamed up on any ship. I want him in a tinfoil camouflaged hat. Doesn't have to be ‑‑ again, Mr. President, you think it's stylish not to ‑‑ you know, to have the tinfoil, that's fine. Just from high above, I want it to look like there's no one standing there. I don't want you to ever have dinner with Shirley MacLaine. I want an ankle bracelet on Dennis Kucinich and I want to make sure Dennis Kucinich is at least 100 yards away from the president at all times. I don't want them in the same place. Dennis talks to the aliens, you know. I guess I should probably explain at this point why the president, to make sure everything ‑‑ I want the Blackberry taken from him if we have to.

As I'm listening to the latest Joe Biden nightmare where Joe Biden has revealed where the secret bunker is! I think to myself, Good Lord, he's in line for the presidency. It makes me pine for the days with Dan Quayle! At least Dan Quayle would have said, "I don't... bunk, what?" Joe Biden is quite possibly the biggest mouth vice president I have ever seen. Don't let him near the meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu today. Don't let him ever near any ‑‑ stop, stop mic'ing the man! We should lock him in the secret bunker!

He gives an interview to Newsweek and he talks about the secret bunker. He said, I'm quoting, a young naval officer gave him a tour of the residence, showed him the hideaway which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway.

You know what, it would be easier, why don't I just show you. Here are the blueprints. What is he doing! I just want you to know, I hate to boil this down to your pocketbook, but you paid for that massive steel door. You paid for the secret hideaway. It is, for eight years ‑‑ sorry, make that seven years it was the undisclosed location. Now it's not undisclosed anymore. Now it's pretty much disclosed. Now it's pretty ‑‑ oh, really? Hey, is it down that long hallway with the big steel door? That's amazing. It's a secret hideaway!

STU: You have to look on the positive side, though. We have no idea what the color scheme is, we have no idea what wallpaper he might have there.

GLENN: No, no.

STU: We don't know any of those things.

GLENN: We have massive communications equipment right there in the hallway. We know that.

STU: Right, but what scent candles does he have?

GLENN: I don't know. I have no idea.

STU: He could have gone a little further, not much further but he could have gone slightly further at describing the exact ‑‑ I mean, where the secret ‑‑ does he have leather seating, does he have ‑‑ is it microfiber? What does he have? I'd like to know.

GLENN: He even went on to tell Newsweek, the officer explained that when Cheney was in lockdown in this undisclosed location! At the naval observatory right down a long‑hallway with big steel door, lots of equipment in there and stuff. This is where his most trusted aides were also stationed. What is ‑‑ please ‑‑ what, Stu?

STU: Do you see why he said that, though?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: This is from the same story. This is where his most trusted aides were stationed, an image that Biden conveyed in a way that suggested we shouldn't be surprised at his policies that emerged were off the wall! (Laughing). This guy's a hoot! You believe that? This is the vice president of the United States who is dumb enough to give away the undisclosed location in an interview with the media and he's making fun of Dick Cheney! Isn't that hilarious?

DAN: What an idiot that Dick Cheney is, huh?

STU: Oh, the guy who kept it secret for the entire time that he was there. Hey, you did it for three months, though. Good job, Joe.

GLENN: Well, but Newsweek did some investigation and they found that neighbors, right after September 11th, were complaining about the construction noises that were going on in the neighborhood and underground, and the neighbors complained and they were told ‑‑ they were visited by secret service and they just said there's some national security things that are happening and get over it. So they didn't say, oh, we're just building a secret location for Dick Cheney. They didn't reveal that, oh, yeah, what we're doing here is having a secret bunker built where the vice president can be! By the way, set your GPS ‑‑ Russia, just set the GPS device right for there because that's ‑‑ going to need some sort of bunker penetrating missile, I think. Get another interview with Joe Biden and he'll tell you how thick the door is.

STU: Can we not ‑‑ can we just take a moment to recall the reason this man is our vice president, the reason he was added to this ticket is to give it gravitas. This idiot is the reason ‑‑

GLENN: But wait, wait. Wait, I've got more good news.

STU: Oh, good.

GLENN: As I'm driving in to work and I'm thinking I need to send tinfoil to the White House. I don't know if they have tinfoil but he should wrap his head so they can't read his mind or know where he is. I want the president to be the boy in the plastic bubble! I don't ‑‑ I want nothing to happen to this man or Joe Biden is our president!

Now, my next thought is what happens if I don't have tinfoil on the head of Joe Biden and the aliens come for Barack Obama and Joe Biden? Third in line is Nancy Pelosi! Number two and number three in line for the presidency, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, two people that if they were running banks, we'd fire! And here's the funny part: They are running banks! I can't, I can't take it. I can't take it. You couldn't write this stuff. If we were writing a movie script and I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, and number two gives away the secret location, in the middle of a war." He just gives it out. The people building missiles, we're worried about missiles! North Korea's got missiles going up into space. We're all freaked out about that. That we have the vice president character go out and just give away the secret location where the vice president's been.

STU: I'm surprised he didn't get stimulus funds for an Amtrak stop there.

GLENN: You know what, Stu? Look it up. I'll bet you there will be one.

STU: Secret bunker, dingdong. (Laughing).

GLENN: Next stop, Joe Biden's secret bunker.

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: I mean ‑‑ Stu it's unbelievable. I mean, he is, depend, my favorite character out there right now. I love ‑‑ I'm so glad he's in office because it gives us something, something that just to bring comedy to the situation because there would be none if we started actually looking at these issues. But with Joe Biden there, there's always something, always something to sweeten the pot.

DAN: Does anyone doubt that Al‑Jazeera's upping their booking efforts for an interview with Joe Biden right now?

GLENN: You know what made me think, the first time I thought Wanda Sykes, she wasn't funny. She was right!

STU: On which part?

GLENN: Wanda Sykes, when she did the monologue, when she said, you know, you never want to torture Joe Biden. He'll just talk and talk and talk and talk. She said, Al‑Qaeda will come out of the room as he gave us just volumes worth of stuff. We know all of their secrets. We know absolutely everything. "Did you torture him for long?" Didn't even torture him. He's still in there talking.

STU: You are absolutely right. Look at this. This is exactly the sort of information that our enemies would want and this guy just blurts it out to Newsweek. It's fantastic.

GLENN: It's like there's no one ‑‑ that's why he's so against waterboarding. You don't need to water board people. Just ask them!

Terry Trobiani owns Gianelli's Drive Thru in Prairie Grove, Illinois, where he put up a row of American flags for the Fourth of July. But the city claimed he was displaying two of them improperly and issued him a $100 ticket for each flag.

Terry joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to explain what he believes really happened. He told Glenn that, according to city ordinance, the American flag is considered "ornamental" and should therefore have been permitted on a federal holiday. But the city has now classified the flag as a "sign."

"Apparently, the village of Prairie Grove has classified the American flag as a sign and they've taken away the symbol of the American flag," Terry said. "So, as a sign, it falls under their temporary sign ordinance, which prohibits any flying, or any positioning of signs on your property — and now this includes the American flag. [...] The only way I could fly the American flag on my property is if I put it on a permanent 20 to 30-foot flagpole, which they have to permit."

Terry went on to explain how the city is now demanding an apology for his actions, and all after more than a year of small-business crushing COVID restrictions and government mandates.

"COVID was tough," Terry stated. "You know, we're in the restaurant business. COVID was tough on us. We succeeded. We made it through. We cut a lot of things, but we never cut an employee. We paid all our employees. I didn't take a paycheck for a year just to keep our employees on, because it was that important to me to keep things going. And, you know, you fight for a year, and you beat a pandemic, and then you have this little municipality with five trustees and a president, who just have no respect for small businesses. And right now, what I see is they have no respect for the republic and the United States ... I think it's terrible. The direction that government, at all levels, have taken us to this point, it's despicable."

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The Biden administration is now doing everything it can to censor what it has decided is COVID-19 "misinformation." But Glenn Beck isn't confident that the silencing of voices will stop there.

Yeonmi Park grew up in North Korea, where there is no freedom of speech, and she joined Glenn to warn that America must not let this freedom go.

"Whenever authoritarianism rises, the first thing they go after is freedom of speech," she said.

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Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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