Glenn Beck: Know your Czars!



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GLENN: Now, the next step is the czars. The czars are bullies. The czars, these are bad, bad guys. Last night, please, I beg of you, if you have the show on DVR last night, please watch it. Pass it on to people. Make sure that people see. I said in the middle of the monologue -- I tell you, I changed that monologue during it like six different times. There were times -- and you can see it I think in my eyes. I said in the monologue, I feel like you are my attorney. And this is the Pelican Brief or one of those movies where they're like I left the package with my attorney and if something happens to me he's going to open up the package. You'll be exposed. I feel like that's who I am, that I'm that guy. And I'm trusting you with the information. I'm not holding my cards very close to my vest, because we're in this together. But as I said on the television show last night: If I show up dead in Bangkok after I experienced auto erotica asphyxiation.

PAT: What if it's Boise. Boise, Idaho, you're naked in a closet.

GLENN: No, naked in a closet in Boise, Idaho.

PAT: What about Boston in a bathtub full of baked beans.

STU: Pretty close.

GLENN: Probably not in Boston because that would keep me out a little bit.

PAT: But the baked beans sounds plausible.

GLENN: Sounds yummy. All right. If you read in the newspaper that I was found dead naked in a vat of baked beans.

PAT: That was you.

GLENN: That was me. Yes that was me. But I'm not suicidal. I'm not into auto erotica asphyxiation, none of that stuff.

STU: Pat, if you were a person.

PAT: I am a person so I could say that.

GLENN: Can you play a person?

PAT: I can.

GLENN: Pretend you're a person. Jump in feet first. Here we go.

STU: And you are a person who is into auto erotica asphyxiation.

GLENN: This is the case that's going to be made. Don't think I haven't played this out in my head.

PAT: Preemptive strike.

GLENN: I'm that guy. Can I tell you something? You have no idea what it's like and Stu will tell you because last night before the TV show, Stu came in and, Stu, I think you're becoming a full-fledged Glenn zombie.

STU: I would never even come close to saying that.

GLENN: I know you wouldn't come close to saying that. But I think he's coming close.

PAT: No, no, not at all. Why would you say that.

GLENN: Stu is the biggest nemesis of my life. I mean, because, A, that's his job. B, he always pushes and pushes and pushes. But Stu came in yesterday when he saw what was in the monologue and he said, "Aah, are you sure you want to do this? " And I said, "Why? Is it not checking out? " He's like, "No, but speaking of checking out, you may be checking out after it."

STU: My job is not only to just annoy you, which is about 60, 70 percent of my job. The other 30 percent is presenting to you the other side, but also the risks of what you're doing.

GLENN: Right.

STU: That is part of my job.

GLENN: I know that. But you've never said that to me. I don't think you've ever said that to me. I'm starting to have a meeting with everybody on the staff. I had my first couple of meetings yesterday to where I want them to know that they really should -- I've been saying on the air that you need to know what you believe and you need to know who you are, and you need to know -- you have to make a choice. You're going to have to make a choice. And I started to have meetings here with we're entering a very dangerous time. And I just want everybody to know that no hard feelings if you're like -- you know, this just ain't my bag. Yeah, this ain't it. This isn't it for me.

STU: You're freaking out staff members, is what you're saying.

GLENN: Yeah, because I think it's time that the staff is freaked out a little bit. I think the staff needs to know what you told me in the meeting. Yesterday, on this monologue, on television, we explained who Ezekiel Emanuel is, what he's saying. Now Ezekiel Emanuel is a guy who -- I urge you to watch the monologue from TV yesterday. Is it posted at glennbeck.com. If it's not there it will probably be on foxnews.com but I ask you to watch it and then ask the people at AARP, can you explain this? These czars are absolutely dead on evil. These people are evil. And the things that are going on right now, you could dismiss it all you want and say, well, they're not going to do that, they're not going to do that. Well, after how many years of us saying: Well, they're not going to do it. Well, Bush knows. He's going to protect us on the border. Well, he's not going to do that. He's not going to do that. Then he does it. Then they're not going to bail 'em out. They would never bail 'em out. They would never bail them out. Then they do it. They're never going to nationalize the car companies, never going to nationalize the car companies. Then they do it. They'll never spend us into oblivion. Never spend us. And then they do it. How many more do you need before you stop saying "I'm no longer willing to avoid the unthinkable, I'm willing to at least consider it as a possibility so I'm not going to give these people any more power." Stu came into my office yesterday and said, "Um, you are going after one of the guys in the administration who is a health officer, advisor to the president on healthcare. He has written these things. He is not only an advisor to the president, but he is also the Chief of Staff's brother and Rahm Emanuel is one of the meanest guys out there. He's one of the dirtiest fighters we have in the country."

STU: I've never met him but those are the reports. He could be delightful in person, I don't know.

GLENN: Are you backing down.

STU: I don't know what you're talking about. I've never said anything bad about Ezekiel Emanuel. He's a great guy. The best policy we need is to get rid of the old people. They're old and wrinkly. What we need is 20 to 40-year-olds.

GLENN: I don't remember it going that way. It's all Stu, it's not me. Zeek I'm in your corner, brother.

STU: But it is, but when you're going after a big -- a guy who is known for playing Hardball and not Chris Matthews.

GLENN: Hardball.

STU: Actual political hardball.

GLENN: And you're in bed with these shadow czars that you have no idea, they are bad, wicked, some of these guys. Van Jones. This guy is a wicked dude, man.

STU: Political enemies are one thing. We know -- we've watched politics enough to see how bad that can get. But when you're talking about screwing with someone's brother, how many movies do you need to see before you understand that screwing with someone's brother is the thing that gets you into trouble.

GLENN: I said to my wife last night in bed. I said, "Really, please, please, please." And then we just had a conversation. [Laughing] so then I said to her.

STU: Is smooth talking of please, please, please, is always a positive sign. I can't believe she didn't go along with it, Glenn. Who can't be romanced by please, please, please! Just come within four feet of me, please.

GLENN: We were talking about it and I said, "Honey, if these things, if these things appear -- if America understands what these people believe and the emergency conditions that are being created, this will stop healthcare in its tracks, because no one in their right mind would sign up for this." And she said, "I understand, and that's good. And you're doing your job." And then we didn't even have to say it to each other. And I said, "Billions of dollars are at stake." And that's all that was said, because nothing else needs to be said. You are -- not just me -- you are affecting billions of dollars. If you think the SCIU, who has been building this, this like the Apollo Foundation, the Apollo Project, the people that wrote the stimulus bill, Van Jones, the green jobs czar. I love -- seriously. This guy, the avowed communist, the black nationalist, one of the founding members of the Apollo Project, which was part of the Tides Foundation which started during the Reagan Administration, to take control of companies to be able to stop this crazy capitalism thing. They have been working on this and planning on this since the 1980s. This is their moment. You think these unions, you think these thugs, you think these people who actually believe in the crazy ideology, coupled with the people who have billions of dollars at stake, are going to care about crushing me or you or anybody under them? No. No. But what they don't understand is armed with knowledge, we're Americans. They have always -- the left has always underestimated the patriot. They have always underestimated, they don't even understand why we love our country. I did an interview last year with somebody on the left who tried to get me to explain what it is about us conservatives that we're so wrapped up in the founding fathers. Because we know who they were. We know what those documents meant. Now, we have gotten fat and lazy. But somewhere within us we still have a little bit of George Washington, a little bit of Thomas Jefferson, a little bit of Ben Franklin and James Madison, it still lives within us. It is the flame that Lady Liberty holds and it hasn't been extinguished. And it never ever will be. But, boy, I'll tell ya, they're going to break some legs. Let them. Because as long as you're not breaking legs, the American people will come to your defense, expose them -- give them enough rope. They will expose themselves we're not stupid. We've been asleep. But I said two weeks ago, "I have good news. They have no idea they've awakened a sleeping giant." You see it by the way they're handling these town hall meetings. You see it. They don't know. They were shocked. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I've been reading Sun Su. Surprises are very good. You know, not for those in power. Surprises are very good for those who would like to see those in power no longer in power. Their arrogance will be their undoing. Stay humble. Stay peaceful. Stay strong. Question with boldness, even the very existence of God. Question with boldness. Hold firmly onto the rod. And speak without fear.

GLENN: Real quick, we were talking about Rahm Emanuel's brother and crazy ideas about what is your value as a person, how much do we spend on healthcare really to save your life. Do a Google search for PCAT and eugenics. PCAT is the advisors for the president on medical ideas. PCAT and eugenics. Count the number of people who are advising the president on medical care that have connections to eugenics. Pretty darn incredible. Just Google it. And then quickly send that information to the White House, because it's fishy.

Gavin McInnes broke the internet last month when his live show was interrupted, and it appeared that he was arrested. He broke the internet again a few weeks later when he admitted that the arrest was staged as part of what was intended to be an elaborate prank.

McInnes joined Glenn Beck on "Glenn TV" to explain the real reason behind his disastrous prank.

"This was a $10,000 joke. I lost 100 subscribers because of it, but I was going away to Paris for a week because my daughter is going to college and I thought let's make it interesting," McInnes said of his decision to fake an on-air arrest in the middle of his live "Get Off My Lawn" podcast on August 25.

"There was a method to the madness, with the prank ... my point was, first of all, this is happening to people in real-time. Tim Poole has been swatted a million times," he explained to Glenn. "The thought police are in full effect. I also wanted to lampoon the media's bloodlust for us suffering."

Glenn played a clip of the now-infamous hoax while McInnes explained what was really going on behind the scenes, including how his very drunk friend "Unrelia-Bill" was supposed to act the part of the arresting officer but ended up being much too intoxicated (at "2 pm") to speak even a few lines, and how smugly gleeful the "far left" was when they thought McInnes had actually been arrested.

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Glenn Beck joined Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Thursday night to discuss Visa Inc.'s "horrifying" new plans to flag firearm sales by separately categorizing purchases at gun shops, a move that Glenn aptly described as "the next step in banning guns."

In what's been hailed as a major victory for gun control activists, Visa agreed to adopt the International Organization for Standardization's (ISO) new set of standards by creating a special merchant category code for gun and ammunition sales.

In his appearance on "Tucker Carlson Tonight," Glenn shared a letter written by Robert B. Thomson III, a senior vice president at Visa, showing that the credit card company initially pushed back on the ISO's new rules.

“We believe that asking payment networks to serve as a moral authority by deciding which legal goods can or cannot be purchased sets a dangerous precedent,” Thomson wrote in the letter to pro-gun-control lawmakers, including Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts.

Just days later, however, Visa had agreed to comply with the ISO's plan to establish a new merchant category code for gun stores. So why did Visa suddenly flip?

As Glenn explained, it all comes down to pressure from America's largest union-owned bank, the Amalgamated Bank, one of the only unionized banks in the United States and a proud proponent of ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) investing.

"This is the next step in banning guns," Glenn asserted.

"It's horrifying!" Tucker responded after several seconds of stunned silence.

"I'm so grateful you did the reporting on this," he told Glenn. "I'm not sure why it falls to you since we have a couple of very large daily newspapers in this country you'd think would want to report this, yet none of them did. So, Glenn Beck did."


On a recent episode of "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn broke down the details of this latest attack on the Second Amendment and revealed how this is a step toward something even worse than federal gun registration. Watch the video clip below for more details. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.


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Glenn Beck: Here's why Stacey Abrams' fetal heartbeat remarks are hilarious but TERRIFYING

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Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has a new pro-abortion conspiracy theory: "There is no such thing as a [fetal] heartbeat at six weeks ... it is a manufactured sound designed to convince people that men have a right to take control of a woman’s body."

On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere agreed Abrams' latest "misinformation" is not just ridiculous but could be dangerous if people are actually willing to believe her.

"If you want to defend abortion, go ahead and defend it. Defend what you're actually doing. Stop denying what is reality," Stu said. "If this is such a great defensible policy, then just come out and defend it, but they never can ... you notice how they can't go to the actual thing they say is so important. They keep defending these other things that aren't true."

Glenn said the pro-choice movement was successful for a long time because most people want the decision to be up to the woman and her doctor and that abortion should be safe, legal, and rare. But when leftists began "celebrating" their abortions or calling for "abortion on demand" at any point in the pregnancy, that's when they start to lose support.

"Because they've celebrated abortion and are losing regular people, you can't put that genie back in the bottle. So, what do they have to do now? They have to take the insane step of discrediting medical machines and technology," Glenn said.

"This is after two years, by the way, of them claiming the biggest scandal in the world was people suggesting the voting machines were hacked — after they previously said that voting machines were hacked in elections they [Democrats] lost," Stu pointed out.

"Honestly, gang, think this through because this is where life gets very scary. This is where you go to authoritarian rule and you can kill millions of people because you're truly now discrediting things that everyone knows is true," Glenn warned.

"So, if you disagree ... you can say that is an evil magic box that has made up sounds in it to convince people. If they will buy that, you're at the Salem witch trials. 'If she doesn't float, she wasn't a witch.' That's what you're looking at right now — and what's frightening is, [Abrams] can say this with a straight face and no one discredits her," he continued.

"You don't think that they can convince those people that you are a terrorist because of the way you vote? [...] You don't think they can convince half the country that you should be eliminated, liquidated, put into a camp, whatever authoritarians love to do? ... We are headed towards dangerous, dangerous times. We better wake up and stand together because this is frightening — it's hilarious — but because people are taking it seriously, it is terrifying," Glenn added.

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A big question Glenn Beck has always had about “The Amazing Do-Over” is: How do you get the most powerful and wealthy nation that has ever existed to accept, “You will own nothing … and be happy”? A foundational principle of this country from its very inception has been land ownership. We worked hard, were fiscally responsible, and stayed away from high debt, but the progressive era began to erode all of that.

The Clinton Global Initiative recently gathered the ruling class to tell the plebes how to run their finances and called anyone who dared challenge their ideas “climate change deniers.” Glenn argues we are dangerously far down the “Road to Serfdom” and exposes the progressive playbook to keep us in line. It’s a 600-year-old medieval model that’s been the plan all along.

We’re already feeling economic pain, and yet they’re playing “Game of Thrones” with our lives. Turning us into serfs is their ultimate goal. How do they finish the complete restructuring of the American financial system and our way of life?

On Wednesday night's "Glenn TV," Glenn connects it all on the chalkboard and details the solution to fighting back against the ruling elites.

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