Glenn Beck: UN - Global Warming will kill us in 4 months



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GLENN: 888 727 BECK. Welcome to the program. Gee, where do we even start. How about here. Here we are in the middle of healthcare. Has anyone considered that there are other things still moving forward? Has anybody considered that cap and trade hasn't even come up yet? When they come back, remember Ban Ki moon. You have a ton of respect for Ban Ki moon, don't you? I love that.

PAT: Whenever I want real opinions, real thoughtfulness, I always turn to Ban Ki.

GLENN: Ban Ki moon.

PAT: Ban Ki, because he's

GLENN: Ban Ki.

PAT: I think he's the world's foremost well, he is the secretary general of the U.N. So he's the world's foremost authority on everything.

GLENN: Really?

PAT: Really.

GLENN: He is. Security, prosperity, love. Peace, global warming.

PAT: Peace, look how peaceful the world has turned since Ban Ki. Wow.

GLENN: Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? You know what the problem with the UN is? It hasn't fully been implemented. We haven't given them enough power.

PAT: Thank you. Thank you.

GLENN: If we could just give them more power, then all that corruption and

PAT: Goes away.

GLENN: Ineptness.

PAT: Goes away.

STU: It's like healthcare because right now, what, only a third of people are under living under universal healthcare. If we get that up to 100, it would be fantastic.

GLENN: It hasn't been done right yet.

STU: If we just do it another time with more money and more research, it would be perfect.

GLENN: I mean this sincerely, I mean this sincerely. If it wasn't for the 50 million people that were standing in the way of Stalin that he had to waste all that time and energy killing, can you imagine how great the Soviet Union could have been?

PAT: So much further along, so much further along.

GLENN: He would have had to compromise. He didn't compromise.

PAT: No.

GLENN: But he wouldn't have to waste time tilling those 50 million people.

STU: Well, it's a lot of resources, a lot par work.

GLENN: Shovels, a lot of shovels having to dig all those graves in the forest and that was hurting the environment. He had to go in, bring giant trucks, build roads to bring all the dead bodies into the woods.

PAT: You know how that hurt him. And I mean, rather than killing 50 million people, he could have been working on his own country's people. He could have been killing Chinese, Americans.

GLENN: The reason why I bring that up, the reason why I bring that up is gosh darn it, the Soviet Union hasn't even been done right. I mean, they had all the dissent going on there. They had all the people and the gulags and all the people that they had to kill and bury in the woods. And it wasn't originally you know, Mark said it has to be a capitalist country first so they can experience the greed. And once they experience the greed of capitalism, then and only then will Marxism really work.

STU: Right. But when they can build up their coffers enough because of the prosperity of capitalism, then they turn it into a crap heap and that's what he was talking about.

GLENN: Yeah, and I think it's great that we have this opportunity to prove Marx right, you know.

PAT: Finally. Finally.

GLENN: Finally.

PAT: We have that opportunity. It's been, what, 160 years of that genius?

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: The Karl Marx genius and nobody's been able to fully implement it.

GLENN: What was the quote that we found from Karl Marx?

PAT: We should find that accurately because you don't want to waste that one.

GLENN: You know what we should do is, Stu, I'd like to put you in charge of something, okay? I'd like to have you work on a special.

STU: Really?

GLENN: Maybe we could do a little mini documentary on, let's just say

STU: The truth about Marx and how fantastic he was?

GLENN: What was that truth we read about Karl Marx that was so great about

PAT: Where he talked about you had to eliminate?

GLENN: What was it, 30%?

PAT: Something like, seems like it was somewhere between 20 and 30% of the population. Because they're excess.

GLENN: They're never going to play along.

PAT: You have to.

GLENN: You've got to kill at least 20 to 30% of the population but then it will work. And I think that's the kind of leader. How many times did you hear our, you know, Jefferson or Franklin or anybody like that say that?

PAT: Well, none now that you mention it. But look what happened as a result.

STU: Look at the result. There's people without healthcare.

PAT: That's right, that's right. A lot of people.

GLENN: And the healthcare situation is out of control.

PAT: Oh, I

GLENN: If we don't solve this now by putting in some sort of structure that won't actually do anything until 2013, if we don't act right now to that.

PAT: The dead bodies will keep piling up, the dead bodies.

GLENN: I felt so bad. I walked over three handicapped people, I walked over a woman today that had diabetes and her doctor didn't listen to her and then just cut off her feet.

STU: For profit?

GLENN: For profit, for profit.

PAT: They didn't need to be cut off?

GLENN: No, they didn't need to be cut off. No, she was all of these doctors are just

PAT: Wow, wow.

GLENN: maiming people for cash.

PAT: And how about the three people that were outside the building this morning screaming, healthcare! Healthcare!

GLENN: Yeah. And I said

PAT: I need

GLENN: shut up, peasants! I am going in to make mountains of cash to bury you.

STU: You did, you felt bad about it after, though?

GLENN: No, I didn't. I actually came up and told one of my minions to cut them up into very thin slices and I'm going to make Philly cheesesteaks out of them. But I told them cook them all the way through because I don't want any of that disease being in my meat.

STU: I know because of global warming the trees aren't turning the way they used to and we're approaching autumn.

GLENN: I know, but that's what Ban Ki moon is all about.

STU: I know. And what's been going on, this is a new thing in the suburbs, because the leaves would fall off the trees, the kids would go and jump in big piles of leaves for fun. Apparently now it's just tonsils that have been removed for profit. It's big piles of tonsils.

GLENN: Can I tell you something?

PAT: I jumped into a big pile of feet yesterday.

GLENN: Did you really? You know I live in a nice area and there's a lot of doctors. I mean, we let the riffraff in. And there's a lot of doctors in my area.

STU: Must be tonsils everywhere.

GLENN: That's what they they rake up the tonsils.

STU: Really?

GLENN: And then the kids jump in the pile of tonsils and feet.

PAT: Oh, man.

STU: I just want to make sure, they are tonsils and feet that have been removed for profit, right?

GLENN: Oh, yeah. That's how they paid for the house. No, you couldn't afford a house in my neighborhood without taking unnecessary surgical procedures on, no. You think you could buy a nice house without doing that? He doesn't it's so funny. I was having a conversation with one of these doctors friends of mine and he was just like we were just laughing and he was like, people come to me and they think that I'm actually going to help them because I care.

STU: No.

GLENN: We chortled on that one. Ho, ho, ho.

PAT: That's rich.

GLENN: It was rich, and so are you because you're cutting people's feet off.

PAT: (Laughing evilly).

GLENN: (Laughing evilly).

STU: (Laughing evilly).

GLENN: It was just like that.

PAT: Wow. That's

GLENN: Weird. It was weird.

PAT: Spooky.

GLENN: Anyway, so we were talking about Ban Ki moon because he's going to keen up all the corruption and he says we're now only four months away from saving the Earth. If we don't save it in the next four months

PAT: The Earth melts?

GLENN: It is like a giant ice cream cone, and the sun

PAT: And you've got to keep licking it.

GLENN: I was going to say the sun was do that again?

PAT: (Licking lips).

GLENN: That's turning, isn't it?

PAT: It is a little.

GLENN: I was going to say it's like an ice cream cone and the sun is melting it but we know the sun has absolutely nothing to do

PAT: It's CO2. That 2 million degree burning orbit in the sky, it's just a glow. That's all it is.

GLENN: By the way, Debbie Stabenow who's leading the charge to make sure that there is a, you know, some sort of Fairness Doctrine or that, you know, radio stations' licenses are just given away to progressives.

STU: Because they are making up bogus science, Glenn. They are making up ridiculous claims about science and the Earth.

GLENN: I know, we're very, very dangerous. We're very dangerous.

PAT: Debbie's interest in the Fairness Doctrine has nothing to do with the fact that her husband started one of those progressive networks, does it?

GLENN: Anyway, Debbie Stabenow was talking about global warming and I don't know if you've heard this. Have you heard this?

PAT: I think so, uh huh.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: Yeah, I have.

GLENN: You have the audio or is it just

PAT: No.

GLENN: Because I have go ahead. Go ahead, here it is. Listen to this is Debbie Stabenow on global warming. This is how bad it is. Ban Ki moon, I hope you are listening.

PAT: Climate change is very real.

GLENN: This is not actual. Not actual audio.

STU: Well, it's audio. It's just not her audio.

PAT: Senatorial voice impersonating: Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes and I

GLENN: All of this is disproven. Oh, I'm sorry.

PAT: I have to reiterate: I feel it when I'm flying.

STU: (Laughing). No, all you have to do is reach up and turn that little knob and more air will come out. You won't feel as warm, that's all.

GLENN: The higher we go, strangely had nothing to do with getting up higher and heat rises or the sun, we're getting any of that stuff. No, that's crazy talk. It's just that we're flying in the fumes of all of the cars that I feel so hot when I'm high, up in the sky.

PAT: And I know this because I don't have one of those little twisty Earth things that shoots down on me in my living room when I'm watching TV. I wish we had one of those.

GLENN: We don't. What we need to do is tax everybody, redistribute the wealth and basically

PAT: Get those airplane thingys.

GLENN: Instead of getting one of those little air conditioning thingies or anything like that, what we should do is just destroy the entire monetary system of the entire world.

Glenn Beck joined Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Thursday night to discuss Visa Inc.'s "horrifying" new plans to flag firearm sales by separately categorizing purchases at gun shops, a move that Glenn aptly described as "the next step in banning guns."

In what's been hailed as a major victory for gun control activists, Visa agreed to adopt the International Organization for Standardization's (ISO) new set of standards by creating a special merchant category code for gun and ammunition sales.

In his appearance on "Tucker Carlson Tonight," Glenn shared a letter written by Robert B. Thomson III, a senior vice president at Visa, showing that the credit card company initially pushed back on the ISO's new rules.

“We believe that asking payment networks to serve as a moral authority by deciding which legal goods can or cannot be purchased sets a dangerous precedent,” Thomson wrote in the letter to pro-gun-control lawmakers, including Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts.

Just days later, however, Visa had agreed to comply with the ISO's plan to establish a new merchant category code for gun stores. So why did Visa suddenly flip?

As Glenn explained, it all comes down to pressure from America's largest union-owned bank, the Amalgamated Bank, one of the only unionized banks in the United States and a proud proponent of ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) investing.

"This is the next step in banning guns," Glenn asserted.

"It's horrifying!" Tucker responded after several seconds of stunned silence.

"I'm so grateful you did the reporting on this," he told Glenn. "I'm not sure why it falls to you since we have a couple of very large daily newspapers in this country you'd think would want to report this, yet none of them did. So, Glenn Beck did."


On a recent episode of "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn broke down the details of this latest attack on the Second Amendment and revealed how this is a step toward something even worse than federal gun registration. Watch the video clip below for more details. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.


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Glenn Beck: Here's why Stacey Abrams' fetal heartbeat remarks are hilarious but TERRIFYING

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Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has a new pro-abortion conspiracy theory: "There is no such thing as a [fetal] heartbeat at six weeks ... it is a manufactured sound designed to convince people that men have a right to take control of a woman’s body."

On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere agreed Abrams' latest "misinformation" is not just ridiculous but could be dangerous if people are actually willing to believe her.

"If you want to defend abortion, go ahead and defend it. Defend what you're actually doing. Stop denying what is reality," Stu said. "If this is such a great defensible policy, then just come out and defend it, but they never can ... you notice how they can't go to the actual thing they say is so important. They keep defending these other things that aren't true."

Glenn said the pro-choice movement was successful for a long time because most people want the decision to be up to the woman and her doctor and that abortion should be safe, legal, and rare. But when leftists began "celebrating" their abortions or calling for "abortion on demand" at any point in the pregnancy, that's when they start to lose support.

"Because they've celebrated abortion and are losing regular people, you can't put that genie back in the bottle. So, what do they have to do now? They have to take the insane step of discrediting medical machines and technology," Glenn said.

"This is after two years, by the way, of them claiming the biggest scandal in the world was people suggesting the voting machines were hacked — after they previously said that voting machines were hacked in elections they [Democrats] lost," Stu pointed out.

"Honestly, gang, think this through because this is where life gets very scary. This is where you go to authoritarian rule and you can kill millions of people because you're truly now discrediting things that everyone knows is true," Glenn warned.

"So, if you disagree ... you can say that is an evil magic box that has made up sounds in it to convince people. If they will buy that, you're at the Salem witch trials. 'If she doesn't float, she wasn't a witch.' That's what you're looking at right now — and what's frightening is, [Abrams] can say this with a straight face and no one discredits her," he continued.

"You don't think that they can convince those people that you are a terrorist because of the way you vote? [...] You don't think they can convince half the country that you should be eliminated, liquidated, put into a camp, whatever authoritarians love to do? ... We are headed towards dangerous, dangerous times. We better wake up and stand together because this is frightening — it's hilarious — but because people are taking it seriously, it is terrifying," Glenn added.

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A big question Glenn Beck has always had about “The Amazing Do-Over” is: How do you get the most powerful and wealthy nation that has ever existed to accept, “You will own nothing … and be happy”? A foundational principle of this country from its very inception has been land ownership. We worked hard, were fiscally responsible, and stayed away from high debt, but the progressive era began to erode all of that.

The Clinton Global Initiative recently gathered the ruling class to tell the plebes how to run their finances and called anyone who dared challenge their ideas “climate change deniers.” Glenn argues we are dangerously far down the “Road to Serfdom” and exposes the progressive playbook to keep us in line. It’s a 600-year-old medieval model that’s been the plan all along.

We’re already feeling economic pain, and yet they’re playing “Game of Thrones” with our lives. Turning us into serfs is their ultimate goal. How do they finish the complete restructuring of the American financial system and our way of life?

On Wednesday night's "Glenn TV," Glenn connects it all on the chalkboard and details the solution to fighting back against the ruling elites.

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These days, it seems like everything is about politics, and comedy has been one of the biggest targets. Many comedians are walking on eggshells, but stand-up comedian and "Saturday Night Live" alum Jim Breuer isn't one of them.

Breuer joined Glenn on the latest episode of "The Glenn Beck Podcast" to talk about why he’d rather be funny than fearful and what inspired his hilarious comedy special, “Somebody Had to Say It," which has garnered almost 1.5 million views as of this writing.

Breuer made it clear that he does not consider himself to be political. "I'm not. I'm 100% not [political]," he told Glenn, before explaining how people started calling him political when he dared to ask questions about a certain shot that we're not allowed to mention, let alone question.

"When did medicine become political?" Breuer asked.

"What kind of price have you paid for being called political?" Glenn asked Breuer.

"To be dead honest with you, once COVID really kicked in, and ... once you realize we're not going to be here, that we're on borrowed time, and I do have God in my life ... you come to terms with reality on a deeper level. And when COVID kicked in, I said, 'You know what? All bets are off.' I already knew I wasn't in control. But now, not only am I not in control from the natural order of life, but now the puppet masters ... are in control," Breuer answered.

"It made me realize I don't have time to worry about what people think of me. I know where I'm at in life. I know where I'm at spiritually. I know where I'm at with my family," he added.

"That's tremendous power," Glenn said. "But it spooks the hell out of people."

"But it shouldn't!" Breuer exclaimed. "I'm excited that other people get this ... but they're stuck. We ain't got time for stuck. To me, this is the time of, 'You gotta rise.' For years and years and years, you allow fear to control your life. Fear of dying. Fear I might get sick ... everything's based out of fear. It's time for the fearless."

Breuer also revealed his secret for dealing with tough times, and he’s seen his share. But he also said he's seen miracles, including the incredible (and hilariously told) story of how he found faith, how God saved his marriage, and why one family friend was convinced his wife belonged to a cult.



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