Glenn Beck: Exxon Profits...good?



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PAT: Yeah, is this the one world government heatmeister meisterburger burgermeister getting America all worked up again over president Obama coming to town to cheer the UN security council's climate summit.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: Ooh, scary!

GLENN: Yeah, it is.

PAT: The trilateral builder council on foreign Bohemian skull and bone owl worshipper society!

GLENN: Now, what is your ridiculous point this time?

PAT: My point is you're fat.

GLENN: Yes, I

PAT: But also, I happened to be in a bookstore yesterday and someone bumped into a rack of books and your silly, stupid, moronic book fellowship on the floor to Page 86.

GLENN: Right, right.

PAT: I didn't realize it was infected with your cooties until I picked it up and saw, get this, it's one of your arguments that ExxonMobil made $45.2 billion last year and you thought that was a good thing.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: It just shows we need to stop this madness of our dependence on oil and get this climate change bill they are working on done.

GLENN: Right, right. Well, $45 billion is a lot of money, you know.

PAT: I know, a lot. It's evil.

GLENN: If you would have continued to read that section, though, you might have learned some things about why and how they earn that money. Where it goes, what it does for the country. And on Page 88 you'd find that Exxon's profit margin was 9%. Now, I don't hear you yelling about big shampoo because Johnson & Johnson had a higher profit margin than big oil did.

PAT: Oh, big deal. One company. That's all you got? Plus, I can avoid that company, and I do, by just washing my hair with bean curd.

GLENN: Sorry?


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PAT: Yeah, it's all natural bean curd. Works really well, leaves my hair very manageable and soft and silky smooth.

GLENN: There also is Microsoft, Apple, Google, Coke, Nike, all ahead of Exxon in the profit margin. In fact, big oil ranked 56 on the profit margin list.

PAT: Oh, like your terrible, bad, stupid, horrible, horribleness TV show? 56th?

GLENN: No, that's number one in its time slot.

PAT: Not if you count only midgets who walk with a limp, are blind in one eye, have swine flu and don't have cable TV. I got you on that one. That's great. Fatso fatness, fat man!

GLENN: You know, I was talking to Pat yesterday and I said, I think we should use Yoda on all of the whole hate thing. You know what I mean? Whenever you hear people talking about the hate thing?

PAT: Let go of your hate you should, hmmm? Yes. Only then a Jedi will you be. Hmmm?

GLENN: So I'm thinking that maybe President Obama, whenever he gives you know, whenever let's say he's meeting with some hate monger, some he's meeting with Jimmy Carter. He just says, hey, Jimmy, I just want you to watch, I just want you to watch this little guy right now.

PAT: Let go of your hate, Jimmy. Only then a Jedi will you be, hmmm? Yes. Yes. Let go of your anger. Let go of your hate, yes? Yes?

STU: Wait, those last two were like normal sentences. He didn't have anything reversed.

PAT: Oh, wow.

STU: What's going on?

GLENN: When Jimmy says, I've been a peanut butter my whole life


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GLENN: That's the only thing good came out of my administration was Yoda. It wasn't in your administration. 1977, close enough.

STU: That dyslexia for Yoda when he starts speaking normally?

PAT: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

STU: Might be. I don't know.

Bill O'Reilly: Adam Schiff is in 'wonderland' during the Senate impeachment trial

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On the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Friday, Bill O'Reilly gave his latest take on the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, and explained why he thinks House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is like "Alice in Wonderland."

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Friday to discuss the latest developments in the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.

According to Cruz, Thursday was a "very consequential day" in the otherwise tedious and redundant impeachment proceedings.

"Yesterday, the House managers effectively threw Joe Biden under the bus," Cruz said. "They doubled down on what they started doing on the first day of arguments, which was making their entire case ... based on the proposition that there was zero evidence to justify investigating Burisma [the Ukrainian natural gas company that paid then-Vice President Joe Biden's son, Hunter, $50,000 a month to sit on the board]."

Cruz went on to explain that every time the Democrats, namely House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), rehash the "zero-evidence" argument, they open the door for Republicans to present the overwhelming evidence that contradicts those claims.

"That proposition, that there's zero evidence to investigate Burisma, is utterly and completely absurd. So, I'm looking forward to Saturday when the president's lawyers will begin presenting his case. Because what the Democrats have done, is they have opened the door to this. And I hope the president's lawyers will stand up and systematically lay out the case," Cruz said.

"They've been arguing that Hunter Biden is completely irrelevant to this case. Well, the House managers have now, through their arguments, made Hunter Biden not only relevant — he was always relevant — but critical now," he continued. "They built the entire case, like a house of cards, on the proposition that there was no reasonable basis to investigate Burisma. And that's just absurd."

The two also discussed Cruz's new podcast, "Verdict with Ted Cruz," which he records with Daily Wire host Michael Knowles each night following the Senate trial.

"Last night's podcast went through systematically ... all of the overwhelming evidence of corruption from Burisma that any president, not only had the authority to investigate, but the responsibility to investigate," Cruz said. "And that, ultimately, is why President Trump is going to be acquitted at the end of this process."

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The violent crime rate in the United States has continued to decline every year since 1991 and last year the violent crime rate nationwide was down another 3% from the previous year.

Unfortunately for the people living in Minnesota's 5th Congressional District, represented by Ilhan Omar (D), this trend toward a safer and more secure America does not apply in Minneapolis. In fact, Minneapolis police report a 53% increase in robberies since the controversial congresswoman took office in January 2019.

Minneapolis has also become the terrorist recruitment capital of the U.S. More people in Rep. Omar's district have either joined or attempted to join terrorist organizations, including Al Qaeda, al-Shabab, and ISIS, than any other place in the nation.

So, how is Rep. Omar addressing these issues? Is it just a coincidence that Minneapolis' representative in Congress is known for sowing division and hatred?

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Glenn Beck: Adam Schiff is a LIAR — and we have the proof

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On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck didn't hold back when discussing the latest in a long list of lies issued by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) during the Democrats' ongoing endeavor to remove President Donald Trump from office.

"I'm going to just come out and say, Adam Schiff is a liar. And he intentionally lied. And we have the proof. The media being his little lapdog, but I'll explain what's really going on, and call the man a liar to his face," Glenn asserted. "No, I'm not suggesting he's a liar. No, I'm telling you, he's a liar. ... Adam Schiff is a lying dirtbag."

A recent report in Politico claimed Schiff "mischaracterized" the content of a document sent to House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.) as evidence against President Trump in the Senate impeachment trial. Read more on this here.

"Let me translate [for Politico]," Glenn said. "House Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff lied about a text message exchange between two players in the Ukrainian saga. And we know it, because of the documents that were obtained by Politico."

A few of the other lies on Schiff's list include his repeated false claims that there was "significant evidence of collusion" between the Trump campaign and Russia leading up to the 2016 presidential election, his phony version of President Trump's phone call with the president of Ukraine, and his retracted claim that neither he nor his committee ever had contact with the Trump-Ukraine whistleblower. And the list just keeps getting longer.

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