Glenn Beck: Exxon Profits...good?



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PAT: Yeah, is this the one world government heatmeister meisterburger burgermeister getting America all worked up again over president Obama coming to town to cheer the UN security council's climate summit.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: Ooh, scary!

GLENN: Yeah, it is.

PAT: The trilateral builder council on foreign Bohemian skull and bone owl worshipper society!

GLENN: Now, what is your ridiculous point this time?

PAT: My point is you're fat.

GLENN: Yes, I

PAT: But also, I happened to be in a bookstore yesterday and someone bumped into a rack of books and your silly, stupid, moronic book fellowship on the floor to Page 86.

GLENN: Right, right.

PAT: I didn't realize it was infected with your cooties until I picked it up and saw, get this, it's one of your arguments that ExxonMobil made $45.2 billion last year and you thought that was a good thing.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: It just shows we need to stop this madness of our dependence on oil and get this climate change bill they are working on done.

GLENN: Right, right. Well, $45 billion is a lot of money, you know.

PAT: I know, a lot. It's evil.

GLENN: If you would have continued to read that section, though, you might have learned some things about why and how they earn that money. Where it goes, what it does for the country. And on Page 88 you'd find that Exxon's profit margin was 9%. Now, I don't hear you yelling about big shampoo because Johnson & Johnson had a higher profit margin than big oil did.

PAT: Oh, big deal. One company. That's all you got? Plus, I can avoid that company, and I do, by just washing my hair with bean curd.

GLENN: Sorry?


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PAT: Yeah, it's all natural bean curd. Works really well, leaves my hair very manageable and soft and silky smooth.

GLENN: There also is Microsoft, Apple, Google, Coke, Nike, all ahead of Exxon in the profit margin. In fact, big oil ranked 56 on the profit margin list.

PAT: Oh, like your terrible, bad, stupid, horrible, horribleness TV show? 56th?

GLENN: No, that's number one in its time slot.

PAT: Not if you count only midgets who walk with a limp, are blind in one eye, have swine flu and don't have cable TV. I got you on that one. That's great. Fatso fatness, fat man!

GLENN: You know, I was talking to Pat yesterday and I said, I think we should use Yoda on all of the whole hate thing. You know what I mean? Whenever you hear people talking about the hate thing?

PAT: Let go of your hate you should, hmmm? Yes. Only then a Jedi will you be. Hmmm?

GLENN: So I'm thinking that maybe President Obama, whenever he gives you know, whenever let's say he's meeting with some hate monger, some he's meeting with Jimmy Carter. He just says, hey, Jimmy, I just want you to watch, I just want you to watch this little guy right now.

PAT: Let go of your hate, Jimmy. Only then a Jedi will you be, hmmm? Yes. Yes. Let go of your anger. Let go of your hate, yes? Yes?

STU: Wait, those last two were like normal sentences. He didn't have anything reversed.

PAT: Oh, wow.

STU: What's going on?

GLENN: When Jimmy says, I've been a peanut butter my whole life


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GLENN: That's the only thing good came out of my administration was Yoda. It wasn't in your administration. 1977, close enough.

STU: That dyslexia for Yoda when he starts speaking normally?

PAT: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

STU: Might be. I don't know.

There are new curriculum standards being implemented into schools throughout the nation for health classes that not only go far beyond what's appropriate for young children, but are entrenched in clear political biases, too. Under the standards, third-graders are taught about hormone blockers and endless gender identities, and topics get shockingly graphic for kids as young as 11. Some schools are even teaching their teachers and kids to ignore what parents have to say about these topics. And the worst part may be that many parents are completely unaware what their children are being taught.

Tina Descovich, co-founder of Moms for Liberty, joined "The Glenn Beck Program" to explain exactly what you can ask at your next school board meeting to ensure this "horrifying" curriculum isn't being taught in your kid's school.

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It should come as no surprise that a newsworthy story receives more media coverage when released on a Monday than a Friday. The reason is in part due to a large number of news-consuming Americans checking out for the week to focus on their weekend plans rather than the news.

On Monday's radio program, Glenn Beck shared information that President Joe Biden decided to release on Friday — when fewer people would notice — regarding the Climate Finance report. This report is marketed to Americans as "A Roadmap To Build a Climate-Resilient Economy." But Glenn believes the report to be Biden's Great Reset warning shot to banks.

In this clip, Glenn warned that if Americans don't stand together, in eight years we all indeed will own nothing. Watch the clip for the full story. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.



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On today's radio program, Glenn Beck was joined by Bill O'Reilly to discuss the top stories of the week.

For O'Reilly, the biggest story this week centered around someone mysteriously missing from mainstream media news reports today: Mark Zuckerberg. Specifically, O'Reilly said it's the 'scandalous' way the Facebook CEO spent nearly $420 million to influence the 2020 election — and did so successfully.

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On Thursday's radio program, Grace Smith and her father, Andy, joined Glenn Beck on the phone and provided a first-hand account of Grace's refusal to wear a mask at school.

Smith, 16, began a maskless protest after her school district in Laramie, Wyoming, decided to implement a mask mandate. As a result, Grace received three suspensions, was issued two $500-citations, and was eventually arrested.

"How long were you in jail?" Glenn asked.

Grace said was taken to jail but was never booked nor was she was placed in a jail cell.

Glenn commended Grace's father, Andy, for raising such a "great citizen" and asked if it was Grace's idea to protest. Andy said it was Grace's idea, explaining that they took the position of arguing on the grounds of civil rights rather than the efficacy of wearing a mask.

Grace has since withdrawn from public school and started a home school program. She also told Glenn that she will continue to fight the school district, legally.

You can donate to Grace's legal fund here.

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Disclaimer: The content of this clip does not provide medical advice. Please seek the advice of local health officials for any COVID-19 and/or COVID vaccine related questions & concerns.

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