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GLENN: Hey, by the way and he is, too. By the way, I don't know about you, but whenever I see a doctor going to the White House and wearing a white jacket, I think, credible doctor.

PAT: Wasn't that an incredible grassroots movement yesterday?

GLENN: It was not Astroturf.

PAT: 150 doctors just showed up in white lab coats.

GLENN: All showed up in their lab coats. That is so

PAT: Ready to support the healthcare reform.

PAT: Weird.

GLENN: I have never seen anything like that. I have never seen

PAT: Me, either.

GLENN: Usually you see your doctor and sometimes he's wearing a white coat, sometimes he's not. You know what I mean?

PAT: A lot of times he's not.

STU: He is not a real doctor if he's not.

PAT: He just plays that on TV.

GLENN: I've learned that on Cialis commercials and stuff.

STU: Yep.

GLENN: You know the ones where they are not taking a bath in a tub out in the middle of

STU: Two separate tubs.

GLENN: And that's really what how about you get in the tub with her and maybe something will happen. You know what I'm saying?

PAT: Who doesn't have two separate tubs outside their case in case something romantic happens?

GLENN: Outside the house, with no plumbing. With no plumbing whatsoever. Oh, that so yesterday we had 150 doctors just show up. Of course, they didn't have their white jackets.

PAT: What?

GLENN: No, they didn't, no.

PAT: They didn't show up in their white jackets?

GLENN: No. We happen to have photos of the White House passing out white jackets.

PAT: Just in case 150 doctors showed up?

GLENN: Just in case.

PAT: And they forgot their white lab coats.

GLENN: Their white lab coats.

PAT: They were handed white lab coats? That is really advantageous.

STU: It is October. It's dress up time.

PAT: Almost Halloween.

GLENN: Oh, maybe that's what it is.

STU: Trick or treat. Trick on this one.

PAT: Were they given stethoscopes to hang around their necks, too, so we knew for a fact they're doctors?

STU: Well, do you of course you guys remember the movie Spies Like Us, a documentary about the Russian, the Cold War, and Dan

PAT: Was it a documentary?

STU: Yes, it was. Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase, and they posed as doctors in a tent and tried to give natives appendix surgery, I believe it was, and they put on white coats but shockingly enough were not instantly able to do appendix surgery.

PAT: You're kidding.

STU: And I think there's a lesson to be learned here.

PAT: There always is.

STU: There always is.

PAT: From a movie starring those two.

STU: They had to, first of all recall the nuclear missile once you launch it at your own country. Always do that because you'll prevent the nuclear war. And secondly, only wear a white coat when you're a doctor. That's what turns you into a doctor. Why don't these people learn?

PAT: The eight years of med school is not the key.

STU: No, it's got nothing to do with it. It's are you wearing a white coat.

PAT: White lab coat, okay.

GLENN: Can I tell you something? I performed well, I tried to perform brain surgery in Times Square the other day. And somebody came up to me and they said, I have a headache. And I said, I have a scalpel and a white coat; hang on, let me perform brain surgery. And just as I was about to put the scalpel into her head, I saw a camera and I realized, wait a minute, I might get in trouble.

PAT: I can't do anything I want?

GLENN: I can't do anything I want, wherever I am.

PAT: Good thing, thank you, Mayor Bloomberg.

GLENN: Thank you, Mayor Bloomberg. Saved this poor little girl from getting a scalpel in the head by a qualified doctor, me, because I was wearing the lab coat. But I shouldn't have done I should have done it in a sanitary condition. So I went, I went to the sanitary station here down by the river. It just says sanitation, and I thought, you know what? Very sanitary.

PAT: Must be sanitary.

GLENN: And I put together a little place there by the trucks. They have these big, big ambulances that kind of have this little kind of scoopy bed in the back, I guess. I haven't seen them. Gigantic ambulances and it's fantastic. So I put her in the back of one of these ambulances and I, you know, I wanted to make sure everything was clean. So I lined it up with sanitary napkins and I cut her open and she didn't have a headache anymore. She hasn't come out of her sleep that she's been in now, but

PAT: Sometimes it takes a while.

GLENN: It does?

PAT: I'd wait another little while.

GLENN: A little while?

PAT: And see what happens, yeah.

STU: Well, she probably won't come out of it until you put on a white coat again. You are going to need to put on a white coat.

GLENN: Well, the ambulance took her away and I'm not sure where they put her, but there's this big ambulance, they have the scooper thing and just kind of like pushed her down into, like, a nice I don't know what's inside that ambulance.

PAT: Weird.

STU: Is that a medical procedure or is that a

GLENN: Don't know, don't know. Well, I would talk to you about it but it's so complex. It's so complex, this medical situation.

PAT: We wouldn't understand it probably.

GLENN: You wouldn't, you wouldn't. You are not smart enough to understand. And besides, you know, you guys might be used to do kind of doctors that just rip off people's tonsils or their cut their feet off.

PAT: I was that's what I see all the time.

STU: For profit?

GLENN: For profit. I did this to the nor profit.

STU: Oh, wow.

PAT: That was some gratis work? It was charitable?

GLENN: It was charitable, charitable.

PAT: That's fantastic. Never let it be said right.

GLENN: I could do more but Bloomberg is putting more cameras up everywhere and I think he's just stopping people from doing surgery because I've heard, you know, yesterday we played the audio of the guy who was saying millions of people, because of no healthcare, millions of people, Americans are dying on our streets and

PAT: Wow.

STU: Well, that's the Holocaust.

GLENN: That is the American medical Holocaust that's been happening.

PAT: That accounts for all the dead on the streets of Manhattan every day.

GLENN: Don't you hate people

PAT: Wow.

GLENN: Who are just using their demagoguery to not stop the Holocaust that's happening in the American Medical Center?

PAT: No, I like it when people kick at old school demagogue.

GLENN: Really? Do you?

PAT: I like the old school demagoguery.

STU: Fearist?

GLENN: Even if that old school demagoguery stops the medical Holocaust that's happening where millions are dying in the streets?

PAT: Even then, even then. Beck really?

PAT: As long as it's old school and you are really kicking at old school?

GLENN: Like what's old school demagoguery?

PAT: Well, let's say the Rwandan thing or Pol Pot.

GLENN: Okay, how about this. If we don't pass the healthcare package right now.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: There will be a plague of locusts and/or frogs.

STU: That's old school.

PAT: That's old school demagoguery. That's old school, yeah. That's way old school.

GLENN: Way old school.

PAT: Seriously you can guarantee a plague

GLENN: Boils, frogs, locusts.

PAT: Wow. You can have the water, like the Hudson?

GLENN: Runs like blood. That's already happened if you've been anywhere near the Hudson.

PAT: We're there.

GLENN: We're there on that one.

STU: If you are downstream from Secaucus, yes. That's not a positive

GLENN: So look for the boils or the flies.

STU: Anything pleading of its own accord. I've been looking for something bleeding of its own accord.

GLENN: No, no, uh uh.

STU: No? Really?

GLENN: No. That may be coming but I don't know that. That particular bleeding

STU: That would be demagoguery if you said that.

GLENN: That would be over the top. That would be over the top and it's

STU: First born dying, any of that?

GLENN: Sure, that's going to happen. That's already happening.

PAT: Okay.

GLENN: And that's not demagoguery. That's just truth. How can we allow these millions of firstborn children to be dying in the streets of the richest country in the world?

PAT: Now, the second born are not dying?

STU: No, they're fine.

GLENN: No, they're fine. Secondborn are good.

PAT: Third, fourth?

GLENN: Just plan on your firstborn dying.

PAT: And that's because of the healthcare, the failed healthcare system.

GLENN: May I recommend? May I recommend?

PAT: Please do.

GLENN: That you go and get some sort of medical treatment to make sure that you have more than that every child you have is at least a twin. Because the first one will die.

STU: Well, this is why it's good to be Jon and Kate plus 8 because then you have 7.

GLENN: And don't cuddle up to the first one. Just kind of shun the first one. Don't even name them. You don't want to get I learned this from my grandfather's farm. You don't name chickens.

PAT: You don't?


PAT: Why?

GLENN: Because you end up eating them. Not that we're going to end up eating our firstborn until 2030.

PAT: Unless, right, when the Ted Turner factor kicks in.

GLENN: Yes. Then global warming will be so bad. And see these demagogues that just, these flat earther demagogues that are trying to stop us from fixing the Earth. So Ted Turner, his prediction of cannibalism by 2030 doesn't come true.

STU: Yeah. And the truth is it's

GLENN: Can you believe those demagogues who try to stop that? Do they want the do they want the millions dead in the Holocaust of the healthcare system and the cannibalism that will come because of global warming? Do they want that?

PAT: But that's new school demagoguery.

GLENN: That's not demagoguery. That's just truth.

PAT: It is truth.

GLENN: It's truth.

STU: Just remember if the you are going to have a child, of course, the first one's going to die and you are going to need to save it until 2030 when cannibalism happens, you've got to get a freezer out in the garage is a good place to put it because it's not going to be in the way, you are going to be able to keep all your normal foods there but you don't want to start eating children until 2030 at least according to Ted Turner.

GLENN: I would fatten them up. I'd take that firstborn and I'd fatten them up.

PAT: I'd like to do it freezer free because then you are not harming the environment even further and maybe pushing up the date from 2030 to, say, 2022 should be in there.

STU: It's going to be more fresh, if you think about it that way, it's going to be more fresh. There's not going to be any vegetables to season. It's all going to be long gone

GLENN: You are right.

STU: Because of the demagoguery.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Hang on, hang on. Let's all just weep with Nancy Pelosi for a second.

PAT: Okay.

As the Senate prepares for former President Trump's second impeachment trial, many are asking whether it's constitutional to try a president after leaving office. Alan Dershowitz, lawyer and host of the of "The Dershow," joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to talk about the legal battles Trump still faces.

Dershowitz said he believes the Senate doesn't have the authority to convict Trump, now that he's a private citizen again, and thus can't use impeachment to bar him from running for office again.

"The Constitution says the purpose of impeachment is to remove somebody. He [Trump] is out of office. There's nothing left to do.
It doesn't say you can impeach him to disqualify him for the future. It says, if you remove him you can then add disqualification, but you can't just impeach somebody to disqualify them," Dershowitz said.

"The Senate can't try ordinary citizens. So once you're an ordinary citizen, you get tried only in the courts, not in the Senate. So it's clearly unconstitutional," he added.

Dershowitz, who served on Trump's legal team during the first impeachment trial, also discussed whether he thinks Trump is legally (or even just ethically) responsible for the Capitol riot earlier this month, and whether those engaging in violence could be considered "domestic terrorists."

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A new, shocking CBS News poll shows that the majority of Americans believe they're facing a new enemy: other Americans.

More than two-thirds of poll respondents said they believe democracy in the U.S. is "threatened," and 54% said "other people in America" are the "biggest threat to the American way of life," rather than economic factors, viruses, natural disasters, or foreign actors.

Will it be possible to unite our nation with statistics like that? On "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn and Stu discussed the poll numbers and what they mean for our future.

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Countless leaders on the left are now arguing that removing President Donald Trump from office won't be enough — they're now calling for the president's "cult-like" supporters to be "deprogrammed." And it's not just fringe politicians.

During an appearance on "Real Time with Bill Maher" last week, former NBC anchor Katie Couric said, "The question is, how are we going to really almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump."

Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi questioned whether the nation needs "a 9/11-type commission" to determine whether President Trump was colluding with Russian President Vladimir Putin "the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol." Clinton also made sure to include her favorite "deplorables" in her unsubstantiated conspiracy theory:

"But we now know that not just [Trump] but his enablers, his accomplices, his cult members, have the same disregard for democracy," Clinton said to Pelosi.

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine's Nikole Hannah-Jones agreed that there is a need for "millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans" to be deprogrammed and punished, during an MSNBC interview last week.

Now, a story from the Washington Post is also preaching that narrative and even added that we need more restrictions for conservatives on social media and in the broadcast industry.

"So now we have to be deprogrammed? We've heard this over and over and over and over again, for months," said Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday. He read through the shocking details of the Washington Post op-ed and discussed the extraordinary dangers of the latest anti-conservative movement in America.

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As calls for censorship and restrictions against conservative voices get louder, Glenn Beck said he feels an "awesome responsibility" to speak, not the words he'd personally like to say, but those he believes the Lord would want him to share.

"It's an awesome responsibility, and one that I am not worthy of," Glenn said. "I want to say ... what He wants me to say. And I have to listen very carefully, because I feel the same way you do. But that will get us nowhere."

Glenn said it's time for Americans who are awake — not woke — to come together, no matter which side of the political aisle you're on, and stand with the truth.

"We are the Alamo, we will stand. But we desperately, desperately need you," Glenn said. "We need the people who are awake — not woke — awake. You may disagree with us. We are your allies, not your enemies. And if you will not stand with us in our hour of need, there will be no one left to stand with you in your hour of need. We must all come together, anyone who is awake."

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