Glenn Beck: You say Osama, I say Usama



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GLENN: Yes, the time has come that we get Tucker Carlson on the phone because we were just talking about this yesterday that, I'm tired of all the people on television I can't pronunciation one thing right, and I admit that. I'm the worst. But I'm tired of all the people on television just changing it from Osama to Usama, from allah Akbar to allahu akbar, from cobble to Kabul. What was it that President Obama did?

PAT: Tolly bon, Packi ston.

GLENN: What is that? And then this morning I turn on the television and here's Tucker Carlson.

CARLSON: No matter what the president promises in Copenhagen next week

GLENN: Copen Häagen. So I asked Stu, get Tucker Carlson on. And he said Tucker Carlson is too smart to come onto this program. Lo and behold, he's not.

STU: Really not.

GLENN: He's really not. Tucker Carlson, welcome to the program.

CARLSON: Hardly too smart. The truth is I chew Copenhagen snuff, and this I'm not making this up. And in my mind, you know, you don't want to confuse an important Scandinavian city with a tobacco product. So I just have Copenhagen snuff and then Copen Häagen.

GLENN: What is the deal with Copen Häagen?

CARLSON: Well, you would never call your snuff Copen Häagen.

GLENN: No, you would not. No, you wouldn't.

CARLSON: Yeah, you wouldn't say, "Let me have a can of Copen Häagen, please."

GLENN: I mean, here's the thing, Tucker. We were just talking about this yesterday. Stu or Pat, do the this is the typical reporter on the way they will talk about, you know, some uprising south of the border. They will do it just like this?

PAT: Sandinistan rebels attacked people in Managua, Nicaragua today and killing 14 and wounding another 30.

GLENN: We were like, what the hell is up with that?

PAT: From Managua, Nicaragua, I'm Bob Stevens.

CARLSON: I'm Jane N Hossa.

GLENN: Exactly right.

PAT: Why?

GLENN: So did you? And I completely, I support you on this one. Did you just have just some sort of an aneurysm during the show and you were like, Copen Häagen?

CARLSON: Well, part of it was, it was 6:17 in the morning.

GLENN: No, I know that. I know that. I'm really

CARLSON: Really it had to do with, it had to do with the Copenhagen versus Copen Häagen. I mean, if there was a town called Skoal or, you know, Redman, I would call it red mon or Skwell, you know, just to make it

GLENN: Come on! Is this really your reason?

CARLSON: I'm serious! One is a tobacco product and then one is an important city.

GLENN: This is a one man venture to get everybody to call it Copen Häagen? You know, God bless ya. I mean

CARLSON: I'm trying.

GLENN: Here's one man saying, I can make a difference. You know what? I'm joining you. From hereon out it's Copen Häagen. So who's with me? Stu?

CARLSON: Thank you. I think I won a convert today.

GLENN: Yes, Stu, are you with me?

STU: This is a grassroots movement. Copen Häagen it is.

GLENN: Copen Häagen. Pat, Copen Häagen?

PAT: I shan't be saying Copen Häagen, no.

CARLSON: Please don't put me in the shan't category. That's up there with toe mott o. I can't do it.

GLENN: That's great. Okay. Well, it's good to talk to you, Tucker. I'm sorry to waste your time on this. We just wanted to know what the heck was up with that.

CARLSON: Look, I deserve the spanking and I'm proud to get it.

GLENN: No, wait a minute. I'm really with you on Copen Häagen.

CARLSON: Well, here's the question to you. Is it Ne vod a or Nevada?

PAT: It's Nevada, absolutely Nevada

CARLSON: See, I strongly, firmly disagree. It was always Ne vod a, and it remains still in my life.

PAT: No.

CARLSON: No?

PAT: You are from the West and you call it Ne vod a?

CARLSON: Yeah.

PAT: Really?

GLENN: You know what that says to me? You know what that says to me? When I hear people say Ne vod a, I think, oh, jeez.

PAT: East Coast.

GLENN: Stop trying so hard to be a Kennedy.

CARLSON: No, I'm actually, I was born in San Francisco at Children's Hospital, same hospital as Jerry Garcia.

GLENN: All right. Let me rephrase. Stop trying to be Pelosi. What's the difference?

CARLSON: Now, that's cruel.

GLENN: You know what I mean? It's just like this, Ne vod a? Name the state just south of Washington.

CARLSON: Or gone.

GLENN: Okay, now I'm hanging up.

CARLSON: No, no. Oregon.

GLENN: Okay. See, I hate the people who say that it's Ore gone.

CARLSON: Ore gone. No, no one out West calls it that. But I bet you a third of the population out in Southern California does call it Ne vod a.

GLENN: No, they don't.

STU: What's that city in Kentucky, the one with the cardinal as the team?

PAT: Louisville?

CALLER: Louisville?

PAT: Louisvilly?

GLENN: Louisvilly.

CARLSON: There's Montpelier, Vermont.

GLENN: Name, name, give me the full pronunciation of PJs.

CARLSON: Pajamas.

GLENN: Ooh.

PAT: See?

CARLSON: No, that's important. My wife's from Michigan and she's always trying to tell the kids it's pa jam as, and I say, come on now.

PAT: It is. Say the word you put on toast, J A M.

CARLSON: Jom?

GLENN: (Laughing). Well, that's what we call it in Copen Häagen!

CARLSON: I'm going to give a speech in a second and I know that I'm going to say on this one thanks to this special occasion.

GLENN: Where are you?

CARLSON: I'm in my office in Washington a block from D.C.

GLENN: Ooh, sorry. That's the way they say it on that really smart show Jeopardy, ooh, sorry.

STU: You mean on jeo pardy?

GLENN: Jeo pardy, yeah.

STU: I love jeo pardy.

GLENN: By the way, have you seen the other Tiger Woods mistress?

CARLSON: No, I've seen the waitress yeah, I saw the waitress.

GLENN: No, the other one wearing the Ray Ban glasses.

CARLSON: Yes, I did see her.

GLENN: Wow.

CARLSON: Is that do you think that really is the mistress?

GLENN: I don't know, but I think they should put her picture on TV some more. Wow, who is she? You know who she looks like?

CARLSON: Who?

GLENN: Like Cindy Crawford if Cindy Crawford had been cryogenically frozen for a while.

CARLSON: (Laughing).

GLENN: You remember when Cindy I mean, Cindy Crawford is still beautiful. But do you remember when she was, like when she was young?

CARLSON: Like it was yesterday.

GLENN: It wasn't, but I'm with you on that.

CARLSON: No, she and Christie Brinkley, they live forever in my heart as they were in 1982, always.

GLENN: Christie Brinkley, you know, once she was, you know, cheating on her first guy up in, you know, the Alps or wherever she was and then she, you know, broke Billy Joel's heart, no.

STU: I was more of a fan of Elle MacPherson.

CARLSON: Elle MacPherson?

GLENN: I love Elle.

STU: But the thing about it, by watching these reports the one thing you have to notice is that Tee jair Woods has a heck of a life.

CARLSON: He really does. I actually am starting to feel kind of I think the fact she hit him if she did indeed hit him with a golf club is actually a good thing for him because it makes it a little more even.

GLENN: Oh, I think can I tell you something? I think he deserved it.

CARLSON: Oh, of course he deserved it.

GLENN: Yeah, I think

CARLSON: He definitely deserve it and good for her for doing it. I mean, those Scandinavian girls are no one to fool with. But I'm kind of impressed that I think their marriage honestly has a better chance of recovering from this because she did do that.

GLENN: So in other words, you're saying let Tiger Woods fail; he's not too big to fail. Let him fail and it will restart and maybe he can build from here?

CARLSON: I actually think there's probably some truth in that. And I also think getting smacked around with a golf club is a pretty good thing if you've been caught cheating on your wife, you know?

GLENN: My wife, my wife told me just last night, we were talking about it and she said, if you ever cheat on me, I'm going to, I'm going to hit you with a golf club, too. And I said, I'm going to cheat on you because we don't have golf clubs. I'm safe! I'm good!

CARLSON: You're safe, that's awesome.

GLENN: I'm out, hey! So now all the ladies who have just been wanting a slice of this pie (throwing up).

CARLSON: You just opened the floodgates right there.

GLENN: Oh, I know, I know.

CARLSON: Squash rackets or bowling balls, there's got to be some sporting equipment in your house that can hurt you.

GLENN: All right. Tucker Carl sone.

STU: Too kair, I believe, is the, Too kair Carl sone.

CARLSON: Too kair Carl sone

GLENN: All right. Bye bye. See, I don't know if he was serious or not about the

STU: I think we go with it. I think we

GLENN: I'm going with Copen Häagen.

STU: Why not.

GLENN: I'm going with Copen Häagen. I may have him be the Copen Häagen reporter next week on the TV show while the president is over there just for the Copen Häagen part.

STU: I think that's perfect. Plus you remember we're talking about global warming, and Häagen gives you the Häagen Dazs, at least you think cold. What's more delicious when the globe is warming.

GLENN: When he said play it again on television when he said this.

CARLSON: No matter what the president promises in Copen Häagen next week.

GLENN: I when I heard that, all I could think of was, A, this is what we talked about yesterday; and B was, ooh, that makes me want to have Häagen Dazs.

STU: Maybe it's a corporate conspiracy with Häagen Dazs. That seems more rational.

In a shocking but underreported conversation ahead of the G7 Speakers' meeting in London last week, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi admitted that the administration knows China is committing "genocide" against the Uyghurs in the Xinjiang region, but thinks working with the regime on climate change is more important.

On the radio program, an outraged Glenn Beck dissected Pelosi's speech and broke down how — along with the Biden administration's abandonment of Americans in Afghanistan, and the Democrat decision to follow measures of medical "equity" — the far left is revealing how little they really care about human life.

Glenn played a video clip of Pelosi making the following statement:

We've always felt connected to China, but with their military aggression in the South China Sea, with their continuation of genocide with the Uyghurs in Xinjiang province there, with their violation of the cultural, linguistic, religious priority of Tibet, with their suppression of democracy in Hong Kong and other parts of China, as well – they're just getting worse in terms of suppression, and freedom of speech. So, human rights, security, economically [sic].

Having said all of that ... we have to work together on climate. Climate is an overriding issue and China is the leading emitter in the world, the U.S. too and developed world too, but we must work together.

"We have Nancy Pelosi admitting the United States of America knows that they're not only committing [genocide], they're continuing to commit it. Which means, we've known for a while," Glenn noted. "And what does she say? She goes on to say, yes, they're committing genocide against the Uyghurs, but having said that, I'm quoting, 'the overriding issue,' is working together on climate change.

"Would we have worked with Hitler on climate change? Would we have worked with Hitler on developing the bomb? Would we have worked with Hitler on developing the Autobahn? Would we have worked with Hitler on his socialized medicine? Would we have worked with Hitler on any of his national, socialist ideas?" he asked.

"The answer is no. No. When you're committing genocide, no! She said 'we have to work together on climate,' because climate is the 'overriding issue.' The overriding issue? There is no way to describe this mindset. That, yes, they are killing an entire group of people because of their ethnicity or religion. They are systematically rounding them up, using them for slave labor, and killing them, using their organs and selling them on the open market. They are nothing more than cattle. For us to recognize it and do nothing about it is bad enough. But to say, 'we recognize it, but we have bigger things to talk to them about,' is a horror show."

Glenn went on to urge Americans to "stand up together in love, peace, and harmony," or risk watching our nation become the worst plague on human life yet.

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The fall of Lehman Brothers in 2008 marked the largest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history and economic collapse was felt throughout the world. But now China's own version of Lehman Brothers, Evergrande, is teetering closer and closer to that edge, too. On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck gave the latest update and predicted how it will affect Asian markets and what it could mean for America's economy.

Glenn explained why he believes a major collapse that is happening now in China will have a cascading effect into a "controlled collapse," a managed decline that will dramatically change America's economy and the way we all live.

"You will not recognize your lifestyle. Hear me," Glenn warned. "And that's not a right-left thing. That's a right-wrong thing. We're on the wrong track. I'm telling you now, there's new information and you are not going to recognize the American lifestyle. ... It could happen tomorrow. It could happen in five years from now, but it will happen. We are headed for a very different country. One where you don't have the rights that you have. And you certainly don't have the economic privileges that Americans are used to."

"The same thing that happened in 2008 is now happening in China," Glenn continued. "This time, it's going to take everything down. When it collapses, it will take everything down."

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Justin Haskins, editorial director of the Heartland Institute, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to expose a shocking conversation between two Great Reset proponents — Klaus Schwab, chairman of the World Economic Forum, and Christine Lagarde, president of the European Central Bank (Europe's equivalent to the Fed).

The way Schwab and Lagarde discuss the role central banks should play in establishing societal norms, determining your way of life, and defending against potential crisis is proof that the Great Reset is upon us, Justin explained. And the scariest part is that they're not even trying to hide it. The entire, unbelievable conversation has been published on the WEF website, which you can read here.

Glenn read an excerpt from the conversation:

Christine Lagarde: At the ECB, we have now wrapped up and concluded our strategy review, which was the first one in 17 years. And I was blessed to have an entire Governing Council unanimously agree that the fight against climate change should be one of the considerations that we take when we determine monetary policy. So at least the European Central Bank is of the view that climate change is an important component in order to decide on monetary policy. ...

Can we arrive at that trade-off between fighting climate change, preserving biodiversity and yet securing enough growth to respond to legitimate demands of the population? And my first answer, Klaus, to be firm, is that to have a way of life, we need life. And in the medium term, we do have major threats on the horizon that could cause the death of hundreds of thousands of people. So we have to think life, first. We have to think way of life, second. ...

So we have to think life, first. We have to think way of life, second. How can we come together to make sure that we secure the first priority, which is life, and also protect the way of life that people have? And make sure that the cost of it is not so high for some people, that they just cannot tolerate it. I think that the trade-off that we reach will probably require some redistribution, because it is clear that the most exposed people, the less privileged people are those that are going to need some help.

"Do you understand, America, what that means?" Glenn exclaimed. "You have elites, that you never elected, that are having these meetings ... deciding what is a legitimate need for you. And telling you that your needs are going to go away in your lifetime. You may not see a time where you get wants again. Just your needs are going to be addressed. Am I reading this wrong?"

"This is absolutely what is being said here," Justin agreed. "She's very clear that we need to make sure that way of life is second to life. We have to save all these people, hundreds of thousands of people are going to die from this supposedly existential threat of climate change. And their wants, and their desires, and their quality of living, all of that has to come second."

"This is a central bank saying this. This is not an elected official, who is accountable directly to the people. This is a central bank saying, we're going to print money. We're going to use monetary policy, to impose these ideas, to rework society in order to accomplish our goals," Justin added, addressing Lagarde's call for "some redistribution."

Will Great Reset elites — not elected by the U.S. — soon be dictating to the rest of the world? Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn and Justin break it down:

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First comes the "crisis," then comes the expansion. The federal government is seizing on the January 6 Capitol riot to take carte blanche to do whatever it wants and weaponize the event to further empower the new overlords of our country — the intelligence community.

On Glenn TV Wednesday, Glenn Beck reveals what's happening with the U.S. Capitol Police and argues they've morphed into a new arm of the intelligence apparatus, boosted by a massive increase in funding and surveillance equipment and new offices OUTSIDE the Capitol building. The Biden administration has also hidden basic details regarding January 6. Why did officials refuse to release the name of the officer who killed Ashli Babbitt? Where are the 14,000-plus hours of CCTV footage? As any intelligence organization knows, it's best to operate outside the realms of oversight.

Glenn exposes the hidden hand of government that could be used to punish and destroy innocent Americans who are only guilty of holding the "wrong" political view.

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