Glenn Beck: Baucus mistress?

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GLENN: I know. It's almost like if you were in a coma for the last year and right before you went into a coma somebody said, hey, a year from now, you won't recognize this country, and you woke up today. You wouldn't recognize it. None of it makes sense. None of it ‑‑ well, it all makes sense, but it only makes sense in one way. We are damn near Mexico in our corruption. The corruption, did you hear about, who's the ‑‑ is it Baucus?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Baucus with the health bill.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: He's ‑‑

PAT: And the girlfriend.

GLENN: And the girlfriend, you want to tell that story? I mean, what are we doing? What are we doing? How is it that so many in America can just still be asleep? Baucus has a girlfriend. He's married. He started dating right after they got married, but ‑‑ or no, after he got a divorce, they started dating, but some aides now say that they were dating for a long time prior to. Whatever. Fine. His business, her business, and I don't vote there. So whatever.

PAT: But again it goes to character.

GLENN: It does. It absolutely does.

PAT: It goes to character.

GLENN: It absolutely does.

PAT: Of who's in charge of the country right now.

GLENN: But here is, here's where the character matters again to you. He nominates her for, what is it?

PAT: U.S. attorney post.

GLENN: U.S. attorney. His girlfriend he nominates as the U.S. attorney. I mean, what are we doing?

PAT: I mean, here we are paying all this attention to Tiger Woods' six girlfriends or whatever it is. The guy's a golfer. This man is a U.S. senator rewriting our healthcare system, one sixth of the U.S. economy, and we're not paying any attention to it. That should be all over the news right now.

GLENN: Do you know why it's not? Tiger Woods is a good looking man and he's married to a Swedish supermodel.

PAT: Yeah, yeah.

GLENN: That's it.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: And we all say to each other, "Well, of course they're doing that. That's ‑‑ they are all like that." Well, if they are all like that, then they all should be thrown out, every last one of them.

PAT: Yep.

GLENN: I tell you, I'm sensing a paradigm shift, maybe a complete decoupling that is, it is coming. When you see tonight at 5:00, when you see what they are doing with healthcare and how ‑‑ I mean, there's just no way to explain it. When you see where this thing came from, you will be shocked and horrified. And I can predict right now that they will, again, make me, the messenger, into the topic. It shouldn't be me, the messenger. Answer the damn question.

You know, I was so frustrated this weekend seeing stuff about me. I don't really care what you say about me. I've already, I've already come to the place ‑‑ I did before I even started any of this stuff. I sat my family down and I said, look, your dad's going to be wrecked, you know, in history if we make any headway here. I'm going to be the villain in history. And that's fine. Just know the truth. But here's the thing that's just eating me up inside. Nobody even notices that all they're doing is smearing me. Answer the questions! Have the fortitude to show me where I'm wrong! Show me where I'm wrong. I don't care if I'm a rodeo clown. I don't care if I'm a damn ‑‑ I don't care if I'm insane! Did the insane guy say something that was right? How about that? Is what he's saying right? You can call me any name. You can smear me. You can kill me. I don't care. Is it right? Nobody will talk about that. It is, it really is incumbent on you when you hear things that you'll hear on tomorrow's program or, you know, we have to release at 5:00 today. When you hear these things, well, then it's incumbent on you. Whatever, I know, it came from, you know, crazy fat Glenn. I know he's crying all the time; I got it. Answer the question: Is this happening? These people are fantastic at misdirection, fantastic. But there is a decoupling coming. When you see this story on healthcare tonight, you will see, oh, my gosh. John McCain for the first time is on I.

PAT: Yeah, we've got some great audio from him.

GLENN: He's actually growing a spine on this and he's right! And when the American people, when this thing falls apart and global warming falls apart and they do it anyway, should we read the Declaration of Independence? I mean, how many, what more? I mean, are they completely insane? Are they completely decoupled from us?

Legal scholar and famed criminal defense attorney Alan Dershowitz has a message for partisans dividing America: "A plague on both your houses." He voted for Hillary Clinton. He endorsed Joe Biden. He's a man who is basically the Forrest Gump of American judicial history.

Look up a big court case over the past few decades, and you'll probably see him standing in the background. He's represented notorious clients like Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Harry Reems, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and yes, Donald Trump. It's made him a target for both the left and right.

Alan also describes himself as a "civil libertarian," and that's probably why he and Glenn Beck get along despite their opposing political views. His story is like a history lesson, spanning half a century, and it just might be the key to bridging the political divide.

On this week's podcast, Alan explained that while he's a strong defender of the Constitution, he's never been a big fan of the Second Amendment. In the past he's called it absurd and outdated, and even today, he admits that he wouldn't have ingrained it into our Constitution if he was a framer. However, with the whole Bill of Rights under attack, he's now fully in defense of our right to bear arms. Because if the Second Amendment changes, any amendment could be next.

"I'm now a supporter of the Second Amendment. I don't want to change it. I don't want to change one word of it, because I'm afraid that if I get to change the Second Amendment, other people will get to change the First Amendment, and the Fifth Amendment," Alan said. "So, I am committed to preserving the Bill of Rights, every single word, every comma, and every space between the words."

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Investigative reporter David Steinberg joined the radio program Monday, to explain how a new video may provide enough evidence to begin a FBI investigation into alleged illegal practices by Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's campaign.

In the video, which was produced and released by Project Veritas, residents of Omar's community describe campaign teams that not only conduct illegal ballot harvesting practices but also pay people for their blank absentee ballots.

Steinberg told Glenn that, if these charges prove to be true, the federal government could bypass Omar's friend and protector, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. Could 2020 be the beginning of the end for Omar's political career?

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Mike Fratantuono is the manager of Sunset Restaurant in Glen Burnie, Maryland. He wrote in the Washington Post's COVID-19 series about the recent, heartbreaking loss of his business, a restaurant that has been in his family for "four generations and counting."

"I know this virus is real, okay? It's real and it's awful. I'm not disputing any of that," Mike wrote. "But our national hysteria is worse. We allowed the virus to take over our economy, our small businesses, our schools, our social lives, our whole quality of life. We surrendered, and now everything is infected."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck reacted to Mike's letter, which he shared in full, adding his hope that those in government are ultimately held responsible for what he called the biggest theft of the Western world.

"This is the biggest theft of, not only money, but of heritage and of hope," Glenn said. "The United States government and many of the states are responsible for this, not you. And hopefully someday soon, we'll return to some semblance of sanity, and those responsible for this theft, this rape of the Western world, will be held responsible."

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]