|Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway|
GLENN: By the way, Ryan, I know you are a meteorologist, so but you are a thinker here on the whole sky thing. Did you see the video from, where was this? Norway?
GLENN: Did you see the video of what happened, what they say is a rocket in Norway?
CALLER: I actually did not see that.
GLENN: Stu, do we have it up on the website? Do you know?
STU: I do not know, but I will check.
GLENN: Okay. Does anybody have an answer for me today? Does anybody can anybody do more than nine hours and 45 minutes of work?
STU: My union contract says 8 hours, 15.
STU: So no.
GLENN: Well, all right, good. Yeah, let's see if we can find it on the... (humming). It's a surprised cat at GlennBeck.com.
STU: Ooh, a surprise cat?
GLENN: That looks really good. I tell you what, Ryan, you check back with us at GlennBeck.com here in about an hour or so. We're going to try to get this, we're going to try to get this video for you of what happened in the skies over Norway. I'm sorry, but I want to know where Jodie Foster was. Did anybody see oh, what's the movie?
GLENN: Contact. I think, I think they have opened a wormhole. It would explain an awful lot, wouldn't it? You would be like, "Oh! Oh, we've just been in a parallel universe. Oh, now it makes sense." Wouldn't you feel better if you found out?
PAT: I would.
GLENN: That we slipped through a wormhole because they started Zurn, you know, they started the supercollider and you'd be like, oh, it's just a wormhole thing; okay. No chance of you getting back to the, you know, original America and the original world you were in. "Oh, that sucks." But at least I understand what's going on now!
I saw this, and they are saying that there was a Russian missile gone awry.
PAT: Get out of here.
GLENN: I've never seen anything like it.
PAT: It's a spiral if you haven't seen it yet, it's a spiraling light and then there's a blue spiral light that comes out of this white light. And then it all seems to like in the center of the white light it looks like, well, it looks like a wormhole opens or a black hole forms.
PAT: Or something.
STU: I mean, you guys are such you're so paranoid.
GLENN: And then Smurfs pop out. And then Smurfs pop out.
STU: You think it's an avatar promo?
GLENN: It could be. It could be Gargamel. It does have a blue light going up to it. Now, I haven't heard anything that sounds reasonable including the Russian missile thing. Maybe it is.
PAT: I think it's the Tesla weather machine. They're shooting the Tesla weather machine and changing the weather patterns for the world. That's what they're doing.
GLENN: Were you surprised at the guy from SuperFreakonomics? I said, have you heard the theory that they are changing the weather?
PAT: He's like, oh, yeah, of course they are doing that.
STU: I mean, he wouldn't
GLENN: I mean, he is not a
STU: No, no, I would
GLENN: You know what? Can we get him on the phone? He would know about this Russian missile thing. He would at least know where we could start. Let's get the SuperFreakonomics guy on.
STU: Stephen Dubner? Why would he because he wrote a book about economics, I don't
GLENN: No, no, we talked about, we were in the green room, we were talking science. We were talking science, we were talking physics.
STU: What would that I don't understand why he would be the one.
GLENN: Because we were talking about DARPA in the green room and we were talking about scientists, and he hangs with scientists and he was talking to me about, I don't remember, some group of scientists that he's hanging out with. He would at least know who we could call, I bet. Don't you think?
STU: I don't know about we could ask him.
GLENN: Call him.
STU: Well, yeah, let's ask him. I like it. I thought it was
GLENN: He's standing there and he's like, let's do that.
PAT: Yeah, let's
GLENN: That would be your job to do that.
STU: Hold on. Let me I mean, let me just call over and see what's going on.
PAT: Good idea.
STU: I'll do that now.
GLENN: Go ahead and do that now.
STU: Yeah, I'll definitely call. I want to get on that and make sure I take that call.
GLENN: I can't take it anymore. It's the wormhole. They opened up a wormhole.
STU: Do you not want me to call? You were saying something about the wormhole. I want to make sure I hear it if it's important. I'll just wait.
GLENN: Turn your microphone off and call him.