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GLENN: Boy, there is a ton to talk about. I, while I was not in the hospital for any heart related issues at all and Rush Limbaugh was, the day that I was writing Rush and saying, hey, man, just our thoughts and prayers are with you is the day that I got a phone call from my business partner that said, "You are alive, right?" And I said, "Yes." Apparently a major news organization phoned him up and said, "We'd just like a statement on the fatal plane crash of Glenn Beck." And he said, "Uh, what?" Apparently he was, you know, in a fatal plane crash and we just wanted a statement from you.
Needless to say I'm not dead, I wasn't in a fatal plane crash and that story apparently didn't go out, but it was amazing that there was enough from some sort of credible source to make a major news organization phone up. Now, that major news organization may have been CBS news seeing that Katie Couric was staying right next door to me of where we were on vacation. And I'm on, I'm on the beach with my kids and this woman comes up to me and she's wearing a hat and glasses and so I don't recognize her and I don't usually see Katie Couric in a swimsuit, you know, and so she comes. She comes out onto the beach and she's like, "Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, how are you." And I'm like, oh, jeez, crazy lady on the beach. And she says and I'm thinking, how do I know her, how do I know her. The more she speaks, the more I'm listening to her voice because she's still at a distance and I'm hearing her voice and I'm like, that's Katie Couric. And so she comes up and it was very difficult because on New Year's Eve she had a party and I wasn't invited. I mean, she knew I was she's like, you're staying in the house right next door to us. And I said, yes, we are. "That's great, that's great." And then she must have misplaced the invitation because I wasn't invited to the New Year's Eve party that she was throwing. I, of course, was standing right across the fence in a wife beater T shirt going, keep it down; we're trying to watch Cops over here! So that was kind of, that was kind of fun.
STU: I'm sure you would have been very popular at the party, I'm sure.
GLENN: We, we actually had a dinner discussion about it. My family and I, we sat around the dinner table and we actually talked about it. Maybe we should just crash it because what is she going to say? "You're not invited"?
STU: Right. I mean, it's going to be too high profile.
STU: For you to just be thrown out.
GLENN: Right. I said if I would have thought of it earlier, I would have had us all have chili and Ex Lax and then we would have just filled the bathrooms at their house. We've got to go. Can we just use your bathroom? What's she going to say? Because she would have said this is what my daughter's reasoning is. I said, no, we couldn't just go crash a party because that would be rude. And she said, more rude than not inviting you to the party? And I said, well, but then we would be even: Two rights don't make a wrong. And she said, that's why she wouldn't throw you out, Dad, because then she'd have two wrongs against your one wrong.
STU: I don't fully understand it. She's a lot smarter than me.
PAT: She's obviously her father's daughter.
GLENN: She's going to a very, very, very good school. She thinks this way. So I'm not dead, Rush Limbaugh is doing well.