GLENN: Hey, I want you to know that the Fed has made a little bit of a profit this year.
PAT: No big deal, though.
GLENN: Yeah. It's only, it's only just a little bit more than Exxon made last year.
PAT: Let's not blow that out of proportion, though. That sounds on the surface like it's a lot of money.
GLENN: Yeah.
PAT: But it's not even $1 trillion.
STU: Right. It's way less.
PAT: $46 billion. ExxonMobil made 45.
STU: If you say $46 billion, you are not including $100 million because it's 46.1.
PAT: It's easy as change.
STU: But that's nothing. That's just thrown on top of it.
GLENN: So they made $46 billion.
STU: 46.1.
GLENN: $46.1 billion last year, the Fed did, a private corporation where we don't even know who really owns the Fed.
PAT: Are they fat cats?
GLENN: No, no.
STU: They are definitely not corporate fat cats.
PAT: All right, I shouldn't have even brought that up.
GLENN: So they made $46.1 billion. ExxonMobil last year made how much?
STU: Well, when it was a big controversy, 2008, they made record profits of $45 billion.
GLENN: Not $45.1.
STU: Well, let me you know what? That's a good point.
GLENN: You better check, because
STU: $45.22 billion.
GLENN: $45.22 billion. And remember it being on the front page of Drudge. They called them in front of congress.
STU: Yeah.
GLENN: You know what this liberal's going to do. This liberal's all about socializing.
STU: Please play it. Thank you.
VOICE: And guess what this liberal will be all about. This liberal will be all about socializing... will be about
STU: Something else, about something else, something else.
VOICE: Basically taking over.
GLENN: Taking over, like that's better.
VOICE: And the government running all of your companies.
STU: Oh, there you go. See, that's quick on your feet.
GLENN: Yeah. Very good cover. Very good cover. Okay, so she was saying that because people were paying a lot of money for gasoline.
PAT: And they were making these outrageously obscene, sinful, outrageous.
STU: Hurtful.
PAT: Hurtful, thank you, profits.
GLENN: At a time when the American people need help.
PAT: They were suffering, suffering.
GLENN: What did they do? They made these obscene profits.
PAT: Obscene.
GLENN: So the Fed was supposed to protect us from a bubble.
STU: That worked. I mean, if you think about it, that worked out very well.
GLENN: The Fed was supposed to oversee the banking fiascos.
STU: Yeah.
PAT: And sort of head them off at the pass?
STU: They did see it. They saw it.
PAT: Nobody could do that.
STU: Impossible, impossible.
PAT: Nobody could do that.
GLENN: Then they were supposed to bail out these banks so people could get loans at the banks, which isn't happening.
PAT: Well, nobody could do that.
STU: Impossible.
GLENN: But they are only making more money last year.
PAT: They tried, Glenn, but the fat cat bankers just wouldn't do the things that were supposed to be asked.
GLENN: Hang on a second. The Federal Reserve is a collection of banks.
PAT: But these are good banks.
STU: Really good ones.
PAT: There's a difference between the good banks.
GLENN: We don't know what banks they are.
PAT: It's like are you a good witch or a bad witch. This is, are you a good bank or a bad bank.
GLENN: We don't know what banks they are.
PAT: I just know they are good. They are good banks.
GLENN: You just know that.
PAT: Because they are part of the Federal Reserve and no bad bank could ever be a part of the Federal Reserve. You know that. You know that.
STU: Don't play around, Glenn.
GLENN: So let's say Merrill Lynch is not Merrill Lynch but Goldman Sachs.
STU: Sounds like fat cats to me.
GLENN: Isn't Goldman Sachs part of the Fed? They are rumored to be part of the Fed?
PAT: They can't possibly be. Because I don't think I would call them one of the good banks.
GLENN: You don't think so?
PAT: So they can't possibly be.
GLENN: But Goldman Sachs is in with the president.
STU: Why are you talking about fat cats again? Fat cats. Corporate fat cats.
PAT: Sucking the marrow out of this country! Out of the very nation!
GLENN: So I'm wondering if we could have Maxine Waters ask Ben Bernanke what's been going on? How could you possibly make because I'll tell you what this liberal's all about. This liberal's all about socializing the bank... about basically taking over... the banking industry... and jamming a spike into the chest of this great nation. And then shooting people who disagree. That's what we're and running the oil companies.
STU: You have to look at this in perspective, though, Glenn and I think if you look at this is really a story of the economy as a whole. I mean, when you think about a company as a whole, you think of beating their all time highest profits by 33% this year. I mean, that seems like just the story that every business is telling with all this hope and this change flowing.
GLENN: It is the macro of the micro. That's just the big picture that everybody's going through the roof by 33%.
STU: 33% of your all time highs, that's what everybody is doing right now.
PAT: I thought everybody was pretty much down.
GLENN: No, pay no attention to that. Fat cats are down and they deserve to be down.
PAT: The fat cats deserve it? Okay. So when is the hearing scheduled for the Federal Reserve to find out how they made these obscene profits?
PAT: Well, they haven't scheduled that yet but they are going to do it really super soon, I'll bet.
STU: Super, super soon I think actually, double super.
GLENN: Do you guys have a press release for this?
PAT: No, but I am expecting one in my inbox anytime, at any time.
STU: And it's not super duper soon. It's one of the two, we know.