GLENN: Last night Virginia governor Bob McDonald declared a state of an emergency. There is a significant storm that is supposedly going to bury a big part of the State of Virginia in snow. I mean, you know, I understand Virginians don't, they don't you know, I guess they are just not the people that could wear wooden teeth anymore. You know, they are just, wouldn't you say?
PAT: That's not such a bad think you.
GLENN: You had so much respect for Virginians, they were out there doing it. You know, Thomas Jefferson was out there doing it, getting his hands dirty. Now a little snow.
PAT: Now we can't...
GLENN: I can't even doesn't snow very much in Virginia and looks like it's going to be the worst snowfall in the state in about 20 years and the reason why I bring this up is because
PAT: Global warming, first of all, global warming.
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GLENN: First of all, full of crap. But also we have a major scheduling change for the Bold Fresh Tour. As many people know, Bill O'Reilly and I have a live show scheduled tomorrow in Norfolk, Virginia. We have decided to cancel the show tomorrow in Norfolk, Virginia.
PAT: Sold out show, by the way. So, you know, the bloggers are all, they shouldn't sell any tickets. Nobody wants to see them. Sold out.
GLENN: Sold out. Now listen. I want to make it, I want to make it clear that we are cancelling it but we have already rescheduling the show for Friday, May 21st. Now when I had to make this decision this morning, I did think about it. The people that would risk their lives to come see the show, I could start the show with you're the survivors, you were the ones that made it. There are maybe hundreds of people that got into their cars against all odds and all advice that are just in ditches now. But you made it. I did think about how much you would appreciate the show.
PAT: Could have been a great speech on the Intrepid American spirit, couldn't it?
PAT: It would be great.
GLENN: Yes, yes.
PAT: But no.
GLENN: Could also be really, really bad. So we decided that we were going to reschedule for May 21st and if you are coming from other parts of the country, I can't, you know, apologize for God. You are really going to have to get your apology from him. But I know a lot of people are coming, you know, from all around the state. The alternate choice was to wait out the storm and see what happens in a last minute cancellation. I thought that would make things much worse because then people would get in the car and they would, you know, risk their life. "I made it in what?!" So we want to give you as much notice as we possibly can. It is cancelled, again, Norfolk, and it is Friday, May 21st. I promise you now that I am going to idle my SUV 24 hours a day, seven days a week until that date just to make up for enough CO2 to make sure that it doesn't snow again in May in the Virginia.
PAT: Good idea.
GLENN: But by the way, this does not affect the movie theater thing. What this means is we're going to film Tampa here today because Tampa was the only place we could get the uplink and everything else. We've got a TV crew, this massive TV crew in Norfolk that had been there all week setting up. But we've hired another TV crew to come out now and they are doing Tampa. So you will see that tomorrow night in the movie theater. So if you are coming to Tampa, dress up because you are going to be seen by the rest of the country in movie theatres all across the country.