Hillary shows emotion?

GLENN: Hillary Clinton was crying and it was the first time that I think -- do we still have the audio, Dan? It was the first time I actually agree with Hillary Clinton. I want you to listen to this.

DAN: You want me to go back to the start?

GLENN: Yeah, go ahead, go back to the start. This darn clip just doesn't do justice on radio. You've got to see it on TV tonight. Oh, it's so calculated. Go ahead.

HILLARY CLINTON: It's not easy. It's not easy.

GLENN: Hold on just a second. Not easy what? Being green? You should play Kermit the frog. I'm sorry. Is this the medication talking?

STU: I'm going to go with yes on this. Let's move on because you are getting to that point of you're quoting Muppets and really that's not what we're looking for.

GLENN: It's better. About an hour ago I was seeing Muppets. But go ahead.

HILLARY CLINTON: And I couldn't do it if I just didn't passionately believe that it was the right thing to do.

GLENN: Yes. Calculating, calculating, calculating.

HILLARY CLINTON: I have so many opportunities from this country. I just don't want to see us fall backwards, you know?

GLENN: Hang on just a second. I love that metal ping in the background, too, because it's like, oh, I'm sorry, my robot arm just hit my leg. Calculating route. That's what we need. We need "Calculating route." Because that's what she's doing. "I just see that we're going this way and I just don't want to see us go back." Okay, here's the point where I agree with her.

HILLARY CLINTON: I just don't want to see us fall backwards.

[ APPLAUSE ]

GLENN: Yes, she showed an emotion, yes.

HILLARY CLINTON: This is very personal for me.

GLENN: It is.

HILLARY CLINTON: It's not just political.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. It's very, very personal to me. I mean, I stayed with this dirtbag husband of mine with the promise that I would be the President. That's why I stayed with him! He was going to get me elected President. He told me -- well, first he said "I was not with that woman" and I believed him. Well, not really. He's a dirtbag and I've known it for years. "But I was willing to stay with him so I could be President." This is personal. This is pissing me off. Now I'm with him and I'm a loser. I mean, I was already a loser when I was with him but now I'm a double loser.

HILLARY CLINTON: I see what's happening. We have to reverse it and some people think that --

GLENN: Stop, stop. That's what I agree with. I don't think I've ever said these words "I agree with Hillary Clinton" but I'm there now. I agree with Hillary Clinton. Play that last phrase again.

HILLARY CLINTON: See what's happening. We have to reverse it.

GLENN: Stop. I can't take it. I can't take it. Does that sound like the fakest thing you've ever heard? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just so riddled with ADD and the drugs today that I can't keep a thought straight. But let me first finish that phrase that I agree with. I can see what happens, I can see what's happening and we just -- what did she say?

STU: We need to reverse.

HILLARY CLINTON: Some people think elections are a game.

GLENN: No, go back.

STU: I believe she said we need to reverse.

GLENN: I agree with you. We do need to reverse it. I see what's happening, too. We're becoming a socialist country. I mean, you know, -- I mean, why don't we just elect a czar, for the love of Pete. I mean, why don't we just go for a premiere, Premiere Clinton. I mean, that's where we're headed and I agree with you, Hillary. We should reverse it, although I don't think we agree on what we see happening here. You've got to go back and listen to this. "Calculating route." To where she is just, she's just so calculated here. Listen to how she sounds so teary eyed. I just, I'm trying to make myself cry.

HILLARY CLINTON: You know, this is very personal for me.

GLENN: Yes.

HILLARY CLINTON: It's not just political, it's not just public.

GLENN: No.

HILLARY CLINTON: I see what's happening.

GLENN: Do you?

HILLARY CLINTON: We have to reverse it.

GLENN: Yes.

HILLARY CLINTON: And some people think elections are a game, they think it's like who's up or who's down. It's about our country. It's about our kids' futures and it's really about all of us together. You know, some of us put ourselves out there and do this against some pretty difficult --

GLENN: Stop, stop, stop, stop. This is where it all went awry. Listen, go back. Go back. Go back again to where, I want to see what's happening. Okay, let's not be, you know, going for laughs. Let's just -- nobody's laughing. Let's not go for laughs. Let's just go for what's honest. I believe -- go ahead. Play it there.

HILLARY CLINTON: You know, this is very personal for me.

GLENN: Stop. Without going for laughs, I believe it is. I believe it is very personal for her. Go ahead.

HILLARY CLINTON: It's not just political, it's not just public.

GLENN: Stop. I agree with that. I believe she actually is an idealog. I believe she actually believes in the bullcrap that she won't tell you about. You know, she'll be center with us but she's not. Stress extremely far left. She actually believes in that stuff. And God bless her. I just wish she would admit it. But she knows she can't admit it because then she wouldn't get elected. But what's funny is because she's not admitting it, she's not going to be elected. Man, the American people are smart sometimes. All right, go ahead.

HILLARY CLINTON: I see what's happening. We have to reverse it.

GLENN: Stop. I think she does see what's happening. What she sees, what she sees happening is this country is starting to wake up and say, wait a minute, it's not about left and right; it's about right and wrong. Wait a minute, hang on just a second; maybe we shouldn't be a socialist country. Maybe we shouldn't do some of these things. And there's just the beginning of this country waking up, and I believe that that's what she's talking about and I believe she means that sincerely.

HILLARY CLINTON: And some people think elections are a game and it's like --

GLENN: Stop. This is where she becomes the android. This is where she is "Calculating route." Listen to what -- she just said what she believes and she's got just a little bit of mist in her eyes, just a little. You could almost hear her thinking, "Wow, I'm actually emotional, I mean, probably because I'm tired and everything else, but how can I use these tears to my advantage. Oh, my gosh! I know."

HILLARY CLINTON: They think it's like who's up or who's down. It's about our country, it's about our kids' futures and it's really about all of us together. You know, some of us put ourselves out there.

GLENN: There it is.

HILLARY CLINTON: Against some pretty difficult odds.

GLENN: Stop. That just feels so fake, doesn't it? Some of us -- she was like, you know, it's about our kids, it's about our country. "Calculating route." Oh, you know, but some people, well, we put ourselves out there on those crazy odds (laughing.).

Doesn't it sound like that? Doesn't it sound fake all of a sudden? It's the medication talking, isn't it?

STU: No, no, you are getting there. I think it gets worse, though.

GLENN: Oh, no, it does. This is just the beginning of the (laughing wickedly) "I've got something; it's alive!" Go ahead. Play it.

HILLARY CLINTON: And we do it, each one of us because we care about our country. But some of us are right and some of us are wrong. Some of us are ready and some of us are not.

GLENN: Oh, boy.

HILLARY CLINTON: Some of us know what we will do on day one and some of us haven't really thought that through enough.

GLENN: You could put that on a bumper sticker.

HILLARY CLINTON: So when we look at the grave problems we have.

GLENN: Yes.

HILLARY CLINTON: And the potential for it really spinning out of control. This is one of the most important elections America's ever faced. So as tired as I am --

GLENN: And she is tired.

HILLARY CLINTON: And I am. And as difficult as it is to try to keep up what I try to do on the road like occasionally exercise and try to eat right, it's tough when the easiest food is pizza. I just feel so strongly in who we are as a nation.

GLENN: I do.

HILLARY CLINTON: So I'm going to do everything I can to make my case and, you know, then the voters get to decide.

GLENN: Oh, that's great. Thank you. Thank you so much. And I'm just going to go now, leave and be just like you and do those things that you do all the time. I don't want to get into specifics because maybe you don't do exactly what I'm going to do but if I leave you with the impression that I'm going to do what you're doing, then you'll be able to see that I'm just like you, even though -- are you made mostly out of titanium? I'm in the new lightweight titanium class. I don't know what you're made out of. I'm sorry. Can we edit this part out?

I don't know why the hell we're talking about that, but I'm glad we had this time together just to have a laugh and make fun of the robot Hillary Clinton.

We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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