Glenn Beck: Gore pens another poem

GLENN: From Times Square in Midtown Manhattan, the third most listened to show in all of America. Sarah, could you stop the music here for just a second? We have to, we have -- we don't want to waste an emergency. We have snow. We have no snow. It's clear what the snow and the no show is saying.

PAT: Never been clearer.

GLENN: It's never been clearer. It's obviously global warming, ladies and gentlemen. Right to Mr. Al Gore. There's a new emergency poem that has just broken and it's just coming across the wires now. Do we have -- do we have the --

(Music playing.)

GLENN: We have, ladies and gentlemen, Al Gore in a new environmental poem.

PAT: One thin February, when the wintery winds began to blow, our nation's capital disappeared in a blizzard of snow. The flat earthers said that means in global warming you should not believe, but that just proves that global warming is caused by our (Inaudible.)

GLENN: Stop the music. It doesn't really work. It really doesn't --

STU: I thought that worked fine.



Gore, Al

GLENN: Play the real Al Gore. This is his actual poem that he read so tenderly on CBS.

PAT: Should we also do the music, as well?

STU: I think it needs it.

Gore: One thin September soon, a floating continent disappears. Vapors rise as fever settles on an acid sea. Neptune's bones dissolve.

GLENN: I can't take it. Neptune's bones dissolve. I can't take it.

STU: That's one of my favorite moments of television.

GLENN: It really is. It's a good moment. So, Neptune's bones are dissolving but apparently the earth isn't warming. The latest --

PAT: 15 years.

GLENN: 15 years. This is the latest from one of the head guys of the, you know, the census of scientists. They're saying now also, he revealed this weekend, that he doesn't believe there is an actual consensus in science.

PAT: The consensus is -- I think you mentioned this earlier -- and there is a consensus that there is no consensus?

GLENN: Yes.

STU: Have we reached a consensus on that yet?

GLENN: Yes, we have.

PAT: All right.

GLENN: I put a podcast together. On MSNBC, they are just, they are imploding, imploding.

PAT: And where would you find that podcast? Would that be at glennbeck.com?

GLENN: Glennbeck.com. It's not up there yet. It should be there today or tomorrow. This morning on -- apparently -- I didn't even watch it -- Rachel Maddow did a thing on me where she took the audio from last week where I was making fun of Bill Nye, The Science Guy.

PAT: Uh-huh.

STU: Uh-huh.

GLENN: Do you know this yet, Pat, or Stu?

STU: Yeah. It's unbelievable.

GLENN: So, she says in it, you know, Watch another global warming denier and Bill Nye, The Science Guy, they play the -- they play first the audio of me saying, from last week, "I think this is God just pounding everybody into oblivion saying, There is no global warning!" Okay. Clearly a joke.

STU: Not a serious policy position.

GLENN: Not a serious -- no. I don't --

PAT: You don't really literally believe God was pounding people --

GLENN: No.

STU: Are you sure? Because that's what you said.

GLENN: I know.

STU: Just like you said you slaughtered people.

GLENN: I know.

PAT: Wow. It's hard to figure you out, because --

GLENN: It is.

PAT: Sometimes you say things and you mean them and other times --

GLENN: It's a joke.

PAT: It's a joke. That's weird.

GLENN: Yeah. It's hard. I'm very complex, much more complex than -- I don't know -- the guy in the cubicle next to you. So --

STU: Is it possible that when you say that you believe God is pounding people into something when it relates to a policy, may -- that might be the jokey part? Is that something --

GLENN: No, because he did it as the jokey part just on this part. He actually has a giant God hammer that he takes out of his God tool belt.

PAT: Or does it with his super big fist?

GLENN: No, no, no.

PAT: No?

GLENN: Well, he could.

PAT: But he uses the God hammer.

GLENN: He uses the God hammer. Let's get off of the God science for a second. So, they played that as the clip of me saying that this storm proves there is no global warming.

STU: Right. That was their evidence that that's what you believed in.

GLENN: So, then she goes on the -- she plays the next clip from the radio show where we were talking last week about, you know, Bill Nye, The Science Guy, he's, like, "These people who say there's no global warming because they're just idiots because of this one storm" and so we get on and say --

PAT: Unpatriotic.

GLENN: You have the clip?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Play the Bill Nye part of it.

MADDOW: -- seasonally appropriate storms and to have the kind of climate change that's been forecast and discussed by most of the reputable scientists in the world.

NYE: I know what you're driving at. This is with such a --

GLENN: (Laughter.) This is me trying to give the answer exactly the way you want it.

NYE: -- in Vancouver, on Mt. Cypress there, as is the big mud slides we had here in Southern California the day before and last night. There's more energy in the atmosphere and this is stirring things up. If you want to get serious about it, these guys claiming that the snow in Washington disproves climate change are almost unpatriotic.

GLENN: Okay. Stop.

STU: Almost. So close to unpatriotic.

GLENN: They're not unpatriotic. I'm just thinking about taking away their passports. So, I said, "Who is saying anything like that?" They stop the clip right there. "You, Mr. Beck. You said it." Do you want us to play the God hammer?

PAT: Yes. Do it again.

GLENN: Please. "You said it, Mr. Beck. You're unAmerican." I mean, it's ridiculous, ridiculous. The very next line -- do you have the very next line that I said on the air, Stu? Because I would like to quote it. I quoted it in the podcast. You have to see it. I think it coming you want today or tomorrow. But the very next line that I said was, "You're an idiot if you believe this one storm in Washington proves there's no global warming." I mean, it's the very next line! They are so dishonest. They have to go that far.

PAT: See, that's the very definition -- I want to help them a little bit. That's the very definition of taken out of context. Okay? Is when you use a little clip to say something other than what the person meant.

GLENN: Yes.

PAT: That's taken out of context.

GLENN: It's also known as propaganda.

PAT: Yeah. Yeah.

GLENN: That's anti, you know, conservative or anti, you know, you as a listener, anti-me propaganda. There's no truth to it at all.

STU: Right. The next line you say is, "How many times have I said, both for hurricanes and no hurricanes, this doesn't -- one storm does not prove anything?" That's the next line!

GLENN: That's the next line!

PAT: Unbelievable.

GLENN: The next line.

STU: Not hidden. In the transcript posted on our website. We did it on national radio to hundreds of radio stations, very easy to find this information.

GLENN: Well, they found the first part.

STU: They certainly did. Magically.

Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw of Texas joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss the Left's current efforts to rid the U.S. military of "extremism," Democrats' push to separate President Joe Biden from the nuclear codes, and how conservatives can use government to battle the far-left, their policies, and their efforts to control Americans.

Crenshaw called the military's efforts to rid their ranks of extremism, "so obviously and clearly politically motivated," as the entire premise is based on reports that some active service members and veterans participated in the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol.

"Mathematically, that's not a good indication of where active duty military stand or where veterans stand more broadly," Crenshaw said of the generalization that military personnel are extremists. "And I thought we were against that kind of profiling. Right? I thought that was against the liberal values that supposedly the Left stands for."

"But, Glenn, you know very well the Left is not liberal," he added. "The Left is very anti-liberal. And I think as conservatives, we have to say that more often. They have become genuinely authoritarian. Progressivism is not in sync with liberalism. All right? There's a big difference between an Alan Dershowitz liberal and a Democrat Party progressive. They're totally different."

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Glenn Beck: THIS is why Biden nominated Merrick Garland as attorney general

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Many will remember President Biden's attorney general nominee Merrick Garland as the man Republicans refused to hold a Supreme Court confirmation hearing for back in 2016. So, was Garland's AG nomination just meant to be a slap in the face to Republicans? Glenn Beck thinks there's a lot more to it.

Given how focused Democrats are on rooting out vaguely defined "right-wing extremism," Garland's work in supervising the prosecution of the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing suspects gives us a hint, Glenn suggested on radio this week. He said he's "all for" stopping dangerous extremists, but couldn't help noticing how Garland isn't talking about any of the destruction that happened over the summer.

"I am all for justice. I am all for making sure we catch the bad guys, as long as the bad guys are not defined to be on only one side," Glenn said. "Merrick Garland said [Monday] that there was no comparison between what happened on January 6th and what happened over the summer. That is because the Washington elites see themselves as better than somebody who owns a taco stand. I don't. The Constitution doesn't. They are the same crime."

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"All rich countries should move to 100% synthetic beef. You can get used to the taste difference," said holy anointed billionaire Bill Gates. Green activism has been around for decades. But what used to be wacky has now worked its way into the world's power structure. You must believe the science. You cannot question the science.

The Texas power failure provided America with a disturbing and deadly preview of the Great Reset. But Bill Gates, AOC, and other Democrats say this only proves we need to enforce MORE green policies.

On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn Beck reveals how deep the Great Reset tentacles reach into government and business to strangle freedom and their efforts to control every aspect of your private life.

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Why are we letting criminals out of prison while putting pastors in? Pastor James Coates of Canada's GraceLife Church was recently fined, arrested, and put in maximum security prison for violating lockdown rules.

Rebel News founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on "Glenn TV" to discuss the story. Ezra said he's noticed a trend of government officials "picking on" Christians as "lockdownism" becomes almost a new kind of religion, and warned this might be just the start of more persecution to come.

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