Glenn Beck: Snorefest 2010

GLENN: 888-727-BECK. The health care summit is going on and it is going to be fantastic. And it is finally live on C-SPAN. Now when we said we wanted the negotiations on C-SPAN, we weren't looking for, you know, the speeches. We were looking for the negotiation, whose coming in, who is negotiating, what is the union saying? Who is getting what? That's what we wanted on C-SPAN, transparency. What we are getting is a lecture. And I -- now seriously, I -- Stu, do I have to pay you time and a half to watch this today?

STU: Absolutely. I would actually put in for double time but if this lasts an hour.

GLENN: How bad are Republicans losing or holding their own.

STU: I think they are holding their own. It is exactly what you said. It is a bunch of speeches. The Republicans are coming after Obama. There is definitely that the bipartisan language is out there. They are talking about working together. It doesn't seem that there is much cross over.

PAT: Are they standing up for each other or calling him bluff or calling it a sham? Is there any of that.

STU: The word sham was not used, but they do have the sham WOW guy.

PAT: Okay.

STU: Sorry, all right

(Overlapping speakers)

VOICE: Dear Mr. President, why can't you shut Pat Gray up on the show.

VOICE: I'm only four years old and I have no arms and my eyelids were removed by a mean doctor who was just looking for more money.

GLENN: Go ahead, Stu.

STU: Thank you very much.

VOICE: Actually, I just need a haircut.

GLENN: All right.

PAT: All right.

STU: I don't trust you.

GLENN: I'm here.

STU: I'm missing very important speeches on the -- all right. Let me start going so you can interrupt again.

PAT: No.

GLENN: No. I want to hear it.

STU: A speech starts now.

PAT: America wants to hear it, please.

STU: So basically the Republicans are saying that .

PAT: I'm listening.

STU: The Republicans are saying that look, we can stop the -- denounce the reconciliation, step one. And step two, let's just start over. Don't give us your plan that we can add a double things to.

GLENN: May I interrupt here because Stu gave the best during the insider, this is the best analogy ever.

PAT: Give the analogy.

GLENN: I will give it. It is much better and claim it is mine.

PAT: That will just be longer. I'm not sure that makes it better.

GLENN: It is easy. You are going out for food. Somebody says.

PAT: See, already it is longer. Go ahead.

GLENN: You are going out for food. Somebody says, I want pancakes. The other says, I want roast chicken. Great. We are going to have a bipartisan understanding here. We are going to have pancakes, and I will throw some chicken in yours. That's not a compromise. That's not what America wants. That's not bipartisanship. That's Barack Obama bipartisanship. Look, kids, we are all going on vacation, and we are all going to go to a museum.

VOICE: But I don't want to go to a museum. I want to go to Disneyland.

GLENN: Great. We can watch the Mickey Mouse Club before we leave and then we are going to the museum. That's what Barack Obama is doing to the American people. He's giving you -- you can have a little chicken in your pancake. I don't know.

STU: The idea is to work together to come to a meal that you both like, not ruin both meals by putting chicken in.

PAT: I thought we were talking health care. Where did the food come in? Why do you always turn to food with us.

GLENN: Could you please play the Barack Obama sound where he's rejecting the cries of takeover and socialism.

VOICE: Arrived a juncture in our politics where reasonable efforts to update our regulations or make basic investments in our future are too often greeted with cries of government takeover offer and socialism.

PAT: Stop. Do you know why of the government takeovers and --

GLENN: Just a second. What takeover?

PAT: Chrysler.

GLENN: Besides that.


GLENN: Besides that.

PAT: Several banks.

GLENN: Besides now trying to take over the health care system, name a government takeover, you cry baby. It doesn't help us get anywhere if you are saying he's Marxist just bass he has Marxist tendencies. Just because he wants to socialize the auto industry, the health care industry, the banking industry.

PAT: That doesn't mean anything.

CALLER: Doesn't mean he's taking over --

PAT: It just means he's looking for the right blend.

GLENN: Have some pancakes with your chicken. I'm a firm believer of roast chicken.

PAT: Do you know whose fault this is, the last chef? He left us with these ingredients, the last stinking chef is the last one who is to blame.

GLENN: I'm only serving you pancakes with chicken in it because I had to. I don't want to serve you with those, but let me tell you something. I'm a firm believer in having roast chicken today. Yes. It was my idea to have pancakes, and then take these leftover chicken pieces and put them in your pancakes but only because I had to. I believe that roast chicken is what we should have had.

PAT: It is Emerald's fault. He left this mess with these ingredients and in the kitchen, and you are just trying to clean it up.

GLENN: That's all I'm trying to do. All you are is the eater of no.

PAT: Uh-huh.

GLENN: I don't want chicken in pancakes. I don't like chicken pancakes.

PAT: So I'm a whiner, is that right? I should eat the chicken pancakes and shut my mouth?

STU: Somebody out there will make chicken pancakes tonight. Someone is trying it.

GLENN: This audience is to huge. There is somebody out there saying, chicken pancakes that sounds good.

PAT: I eat them every night. They are talking about making them. They are eating them now.

GLENN: They are eating them now. Why are you bashing chicken pancakes? Why can't we have -- we have the international house of pancakes. Why do you have to limit my pancake choices? Why are you saying that chicken pancakes are bad pancakes?

PAT: Stop providing us pancake eaters.

GLENN: Right now radio show hosts all over, Glenn Beck says he's for pancakes.


GLENN: Yeah, I think chicken pancakes are bad. Let's get off the chicken pancake bandwagon.

PAT: That's what it is like.

GLENN: It is. I'm sitting here defending myself from people who don't want to eat chicken pancakes either, and they are bashing me for why are you limiting our choices on chicken pancakes.

STU: But these are the same chefs that will tell you that they have been against chicken pancakes all along.

PAT: I was among the first to be against chicken pancakes.

GLENN: Really?

PAT: Why are you eating them every day.

Bill O'Reilly joined "The Glenn Beck Program" Friday to discuss a recent House Homeland Security Committee briefing on the impact of the 9/11 terror attacks, during which "national security experts" claimed "right-wing" groups pose a greater threat to the United States than groups like the Taliban or Al-Qaeda.

Glenn played two video clips from the briefing that showed Senior Fellow Brookings Institute Center for Middle East Policy, Daniel Byman, and former National Intelligence Council Chair during the Obama administration, Christopher Kojm, in apparent agreement that "right-wing extremists" are a bigger threat to Americans today than "jihadists."

"I'm someone who has written extensively on both jihadist groups, but also right-wing, white supremacist groups," Byman says in the first video clip. "And in my mind, there's no question that today in the United States, the right-wing and white supremacist violence is a much greater risk."

"I agree with your assessment and those of my colleagues who have spoken already, there's little doubt that the domestic terrorist threat from white nationalists and right-wing extremist groups is greater than the jihadist threat today," Kojm states in the second clip.

"Who are those idiots?" O'Reilly exclaimed. "It's just unbelievable ... they're not even in the same universe. Yeah, there are bad neo-Nazi Americans running around, yeah, but there are very few of them. I mean, the jihadists are causing death and destruction, death and destruction all over the world. Not just in the United States. These people are so blatantly irresponsible and ignorant, it's just staggering."

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The Biden administration was recently caught lying about the White House dog, Major, and his history of biting Secret Service agents, according to newly released emails.

On "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn argued that, if the current administration is willing to lie about something so meaningless to the American people, what else are they willing to lie about? For instance, the State Department claims that there are only about 200 American citizens left in Afghanistan who want to be evacuated. But Glenn has heard very different reports from people on the ground. Is it safe to assume they're currently lying to us about all kinds of things — from the "new and improved" Taliban, to the number of Americans left behind in Afghanistan?

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Tonight on "Glenn TV," Glenn Beck outlines everything that led up to the chaos in Kabul in a blow-by-blow takedown that SHOULD lead to massive resignations within the Biden administration and top military brass. Americans died. Americans are – TO THIS DAY – still stranded, and it is ALL on President Joe Biden.

Glenn interviews The Nazarene Fund's Rudy Atallah who gives an update on the total rescue numbers and details the obstacles he's had to overcome with the State Department. He explains why he believes they are thwarting private sector rescue efforts and says the numbers of Americans begging to be rescued are in the thousands — not hundreds — and "will exceed any number that has come out of Jen Psaki's mouth." While The Nazarene Fund rescue efforts continue in a more perilous Afghanistan, Rudy reveals another terrifying obstacle: Chinese and Russians resources deployed to assist the Taliban in rounding up church leaders, women, journalists, and lawyers who put terrorists away.

Glenn also interviews Tim Kennedy, an Afghanistan war veteran and president of Sheepdog Response who partnered with to sneak past the Taliban and bring thousands to safety. He details the moment the bomb went off when he was on the ground at the Kabul airport and addresses the Taliban kill list. "They will kill babies, execute women, and cut your tongue out. That's just the G-rated stuff."

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On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck, Stu Burguiere, and Pat Gray ripped into President Joe Biden's latest speech in which our commander in chief touted the Afghanistan withdrawal as an "extraordinary success" that was "designed to save American lives" — despite the loss of 13 of America's finest, our military equipment in the hands of our enemies, and scores of Americans and allies still trapped in Afghanistan.

"This was not a success by any stretch of the imagination and people need to be held accountable," Glenn asserted. "Because if this is allowed to stand, and these people are just allowed to continue on with no ramifications, you don't not want to see what our military will turn into. I am telling you now, we will become the darkest force ever, ever to walk the earth. With our technology, and our resources, with our fighting machines that soon can be run robotically, we will make the Nazis look like rookies ... this must not continue!"

Glenn then played a video clip from the speech in which President Biden claimed that the "Taliban has made public commitments, broadcast on television and radio across Afghanistan, on safe passage for anyone wanting to leave, including those who worked alongside Americans."

"Anyone who says, 'Oh, they're going to let them through their checkpoint,' doesn't know their ass from their elbow!" Glenn responded. "They have no idea what is going on, or they are lying. So, Mr. President, which one is it? Do you not really know what's going on? If so, the 25th Amendment should be invoked. If you do know what's going on, then you should be impeached for lying to the American people on such a grand scale, it's staggering!"

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