TANIA: Yeah. I just got the letter saying we're going to get it in a week.
GLENN: Read it, read it.
TANIA: It says, Dear Resident.
GLENN: That's us. Oh, my gosh. How do they know our name? They're spying on us.
TANIA: I know. About one week from now you will receive a 2010 census form in the mail.
GLENN: Hang on just a second, honey. What should we do to celebrate? What would you like to do? Do you want to have a
PAT: Do you guys have the census tree up yet?
GLENN: We don't have to census tree up. We've been selected to help people in our neighborhood get their fair share.
TANIA: Oh, yeah
PAT: And the people in your neighborhood, they don't have their fair share.
GLENN: They don't. They have somebody else's fair share.
PAT: They've got my fair share.
GLENN: So, what else does it say?
TANIA: What else?
TANIA: It just says, when you receive your form, fill it identity and mail it in promptly.
GLENN: Should we go get get running shoes?
TANIA: We can also go to the website, if we need help completing our 2010 census.
GLENN: If we need help?
GLENN: That's great. Now, is that going to help us get our share of government funds for highways, schools, and
TANIA: It says that our response is very important.
GLENN: Oh. Is this signed by Robert Groves?
GLENN: Because I met Robert.
TANIA: He did?
GLENN: He told me
TANIA: That our response is so incredibly important?
GLENN: No. He told me, Mr. Beck, you will be answering all of the questions. I said, wow. Are you a psychic? Because if you're not a psychic, that sounds like a threat, Robert M groves. So, we're just going through the questions that I'm willing to should we fill it out on the air, honey? Maybe we save money on the stamp. Maybe our postman not work so we could just fill it out ant air.
TANIA: Why not. I'm sure someone down there will be listening.
GLENN: You think?
GLENN: So, maybe it's Robert M. Groves, director U.S. Census Bureau. By the way, I just would like to put this out: If you're from ACORN and you're working for the census, I don't recommend you come knocking on my door.
STU: Does ACORN even exist anymore? I thought they were disbanded.
GLENN: Get off my land comes to mind. All right. So, let's go through the do you want to help us on what we're going to answer? Are you willing to answer all of them, honey?
TANIA: I would like to see the form.
GLENN: Okay. We have the questions here.
TANIA: Oh, you have the questions.
STU: Let's just sow what Tania would answer, because I would like to know. Tania
GLENN: She's a get along person.
STU: Stop trying to influence. Thank you. How many people
PAT: Remember your Constitutional right!
STU: Stop it!
PAT: They can only count us.
STU: All right. How many people were living or staying in this house, mobile home, or apartment on April 1st, 2010. You don't have to answer. Just tell me will you answer or not.
TANIA: How many people are in my house?
STU: Yeah. How many people are living there as of April 1st, 2010.
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TANIA: Yeah, I can tell them that.
STU: Okay. Were there any additional people staying there on April 1st, 2010, that you did not include in question 1?
STU: I know. It's a Bizarre government thing, but I won't try and justify it. I won't give you any just will you answer that? It's been asked since 1880.
TANIA: I think that's ridiculous.
GLENN: Thank you! Thank you!
TANIA: Why do you have the first one?
STU: Right. It's essentially the same question.
TANIA: No. I'm not answering it.
GLENN: Thank you. She's already answered the first question.
STU: Can I give her my spiel on why
GLENN: No. Next question.
STU: No. 3, is this house, mobile home, or apartment owned with a mortgage, owned without mortgage, or rented or occupied without rent?
TANIA: I don't think that's an answer I would give.
GLENN: Thank you. I love you. Man, I love you!
TANIA: I'm going to answer how many people live in the house. They don't need to know if I own it or rent it or whatever.
PAT: This is good.
GLENN: Ladies and gentlemen, you are now seeing why I married the woman of my dreams. She's as hot as she is right!
TANIA: Don't you forget it.
GLENN: Hang on just a second. We have to take a quick break and then we'll fill out the well, we'll see what we're going to fill out on the rest of the census form. So far they've got one question and, that is, how many people live in the house. I gave you the number. More next.
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PAT: Better than the first three?
STU: That's definitely true.
GLENN: Let me go
STU: It's in Constitution.
GLENN: Let me go to Tania again, my Lovell and talented wife. We're filling out the census form that I was told by Robert M. Groves that I was getting, which is weird because it's supposed to be random.
GLENN: And that I would be filling out all of the questions. So far he's wrong. My wife and I have decided we will fill out one so far, but Stu is asking the questions. .
TANIA: May I ask a question? How many more questions are there?
STU: Is it too much time for you?
PAT: I've got to take cares of the kids. .
TANIA: I'm just sitting here at home twiddling my thumbs.
GLENN: I know, honey. Do you have a ribbon in your hair yet?
TANIA: Yes, I do.
GLENN: Looking sweet.
STU: Oh. Is General Hospital about on?
TANIA: No, no. That's later on this afternoon.
GLENN: There's only six more, Tania. .
STU: Are you ready? .
STU: What is your telephone number? .
TANIA: Not your business
STU: Okay. What is your name? .
TANIA: Not your business
STU: Wow. You've been with him too long.
PAT: That's good, Tania.
STU: What is your sex? .
TANIA: Not your business.
GLENN: Good. I would like to know that one. .
TANIA: Well, if you tonight know that one, we're in trouble.
STU: What is .
TANIA: I've got other things to worry about besides the census
STU: What is your date of birth? .
TANIA: Not your
PAT: Not your
GLENN: Hey, don't influence her.
STU: Tania, are you of Spanish, Latino, or Spanish origin? .
GLENN: What the hell does that have to do with anything? .
STU: What is your case?
STU: You guys answered that one?
GLENN: Daytona 500, that's how I'm answering it.
PAT: Human, I'm in the human race.
Stu: Just to be clear, you know your little T shirt that you wear that says Since 1791? Since 1790 they've been asking that question.
PAT: Your race?
PAT: No, they haven't
STU: Since 1790, 1790. That predates the Bill of Rights. Correct? 1790 they've been asking that one.
PAT: I'm not going to do it
STU: The founders found that one to be unconstitutional, an though they were all alive then.
GLENN: You can throw me in jail for not answering that questions and I would love to see the jury that would say he didn't answer the race question. He deserves five years in prison.
STU: They were all there when this was's occurring.
GLENN: I don't care!
Stu: Why would
GLENN: Because they didn't have an out of control government at the time.
STU: But that's a different argument than it's Constitutional or not.
GLENN: Yeah. You're right. You're right. And when you produce Thomas Jefferson's census form that he filled out
STU: He was there.
GLENN: When you produce the show that he answered that question, you let me know.
STU: Okay. Tania, last question for you and I was hoping that you would be the sensible voice. Instead, you're just yelling. You're all yelling at me.
TANIA: I'm not yelling as you.
STU: No. You're always sweet about it. Does person 1 sometimes live or stay somewhere else?
TANIA: No. I mean, that's
STU: You don't consider that part of the first question, essentially? Like, for example, the one the example that's been thrown around the office is Joe Kerry who has about 14 different homes that he stays at. He's one that works here on the staff. He lives far away. He's all over the place.
TANIA: Everyone stays somewhere else at some point, when they go on vacation.
STU: So you're saying you don't know how to answer the question, not that it's than inappropriate question? O.
TANIA: No. I think it is inappropriate. The first question is all they need to know.
PAT: You got your answer, Stu.
GLENN: Then he gets more than his fair share because he pays more than fair I know how much Joe Kerry makes because I pay him. He's paying more than his fair share. He could have more than his fair share back. How is that one?
STU: I don't know if that's a universal adoption of the way these things are supposed to work, but that's fine.
GLENN: There you go. Hey, honey?
GLENN: I love you.
TANIA: I love you, too.
GLENN: See you, sweetheart.
TANIA: All right. Bye.