Nancy Pelosi: We have to Pass Health Care Bill so that you can find out what is in it!
GLENN: Now, stop the "In the Navy" here for a second and let's go to the latest news on healthcare and Nancy Pelosi. Here is an incredible statement made by Nancy Pelosi.
PELOSI: You've heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one of the items. But I don't know if you have heard that it is a legislation for the future. Not just about healthcare for America.
GLENN: It's not for the past.
PELOSI: About a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket. Prevention, prevention, prevention, about diet, not diabetes.
GLENN: Oh, wait. Hold it.
PAT: They are writing a bill on diet?
GLENN: Wait a minute, whoa.
PAT: That's good.
PAT: Whoa. Back on up there, sister.
GLENN: Hang on just a second. I was so lost by "It's a bill for the future."
STU: That sounds so fantastic. Why didn't we think about that before? The future?
GLENN: Future bills! That sounds great.
PAT: When we used to legislate for like 1812?
GLENN: Pass laws for the 1800s?
PAT: All the time.
GLENN: This is different. This is a... future bill! But I didn't I wasn't aware of that. Now she says this is about diet. Wow, that sounds important. Because I thought this was about, what was it, regulating the insurance companies. Now, where in the healthcare bill does it talk about diet, not diabetes? So in other words, how would you do that? We would have to regulate people's diet. Like New York right now is thinking about taking all salt off the tables of restaurants. If I want salt, give me the damn salt.
PAT: And the soda tax.
GLENN: I am yeah, the soda tax. This is about control. When will people in America, when will the remaining 40% in America realize they're being had and led into cages? This is about diet, not diabetes. Oh. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi.
PELOSI: It's going to be very, very exciting.
PAT: And they applaud that.
PELOSI: But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.
PELOSI: Away from the fog of the controversy.
GLENN: Stop. We need to pass it so you can understand what's in it.
PAT: Wait a minute. I think I'd rather know what's in it and then if I like it, then encourage you to pass it. No?
PAT: Is that not how it works?
GLENN: No. Listen to me.
PAT: All right.
GLENN: You are so misunder
PAT: I know. I
GLENN: You have taken
PAT: I'm used to passing legislation for the past.
GLENN: Listen to me. You have taken, because you've heard all of these misstatements about hell, and you have this misconception about what hell is.
GLENN: You need to go to hell to really understand what it is!
PAT: Okay, all right.
STU: And we need to pass that hell bill now, right now.
GLENN: Don't you could read all your Bible thing, but don't I wouldn't do that because especially and don't go on the Drudge Report because that... causes viruses. So don't... read... the Drudge. Okay, it only is causing viruses apparently in congress.
PAT: Should I not look into this too deeply?
GLENN: Don't look into
PAT: Should I just take your word for it?
GLENN: Take my word for it. Hell is where you want to be.
STU: Remember we've got to pass the hell bill now, but the hell bill is for...
PAT: The future.
GLENN: It is.
GLENN: A very long future.
STU: In the future we'll be in hell.
GLENN: This is amazing.
GLENN: I mean, how do people not hear this? You know, when we were talking about hell, I hate to go all scripture on ya, but those without those with eyes will not see; those with ears will not hear. I never lived at a time where that is so clear! How are people missing this? I mean, I
PAT: How do you have a group of people applaud when she says, it's not about diabetes, it's about diet. Wait a minute. You're writing bills about my diet? Who do you think you are?
GLENN: You've never even brought this up.
GLENN: You've never brought this up. Remember I told you that we're going to build this damn thing one piece at a time when Michelle Obama was out? Do you remember? And she was talking about her kids and their fatness? This is proof of it. I said you watch, you look into the bill, you will find things about the diet, you will find things in there. They are going to pass this thing one piece at a time if they have to.
STU: Yeah, and let us not forget these are the same people who want us, quote, out of their uterus, end quote.
STU: But they will let us go into any other internal organ. They want control of the bloodstream, they want control of the stomach, the throat, they want the esophagus, the nose. They want everything else.
GLENN: Have you, have you heard how they're changing the poverty scale now, too?
PAT: Yeah. That's frightening.