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GLENN: I'm just looking at some of the new items. Holy cow. I'm looking at some of the new items that are up for this charity auction. It's quite amazing. First of all, premium seats, backstage tour of Billy Elliott on Broadway, which is great. We have four floor seats to see the Utah Jazz and Denver Nuggets in Round 1, home game 2 of the playoffs, April 25th, Energy Solutions Center.
PAT: That's great.
GLENN: That one's about to close here. That one's going to close. I don't know when, but it's about to close and it's $2500 for the seats. Which is a steal.
PAT: Yeah, it is.
GLENN: I mean, from what I've the description is you are guaranteed to be seen on TV on these seats. You are on the floor. Be an assistant radio producer for the day at the Glenn Beck studios in New York City. That will be Stu's assistant. It's going for $12,000 right now. The two day hunt at Ted Nugent's ranch with Ted Nugent for two days is going for $6500. Hanging out with Robert Duvall at the red carpet after party, all access for his new movie Get Low is $3500. Meet and greet backstage after a taping of the O'Reilly Factor, $2200. Co host the fourth hour radio show with Stu and Pat, this is a new one today, just been added and it's already up to $2500. James Patterson's going to name a character after you for $1500. This one is amazing. Michelle Malkin has offered
PAT: We've got to talk to her about this. I mean
PAT: Does she know what she's getting into?
GLENN: Hold on. Wait a minute. I'm reading it here
PAT: Has it changed?
GLENN: Well, it might have because it was originally, it was originally
PAT: It was like have lunch and then walk in the woods with her?
GLENN: Yeah, go camping with me. It was like, okay, we're never going to find Michelle again.
PAT: Sleepover at my house, we'll get in our jammies and watch movies all night.
GLENN: Okay. So join Michelle Malkin for lunch and a cog railway train trip to the top of Pike's Peak. Spend time with Michelle, hard hitting author of Culture of Corruption, blah, blah blah. Take in the views inspired Katharine Lee Bates, English teacher to write the words America the beautiful, Pike's Peak
PAT: I mean, still, hope she has somebody with her, you know, for security purposes.
GLENN: I mean, it's really, I think you walk around in the woods with, we're going to need fingerprints from you. If you buy this
PAT: DNA samples.
GLENN: DNA samples, background check, we want to make sure that Michelle Malkin is safe. Let's just go into the, let's just go into the national forest where no one will ever be able to find us.
GLENN: That's really not a good idea.
PAT: This is wilderness area where man hasn't even been.
GLENN: What we're going to do is we're going to have lunch and then I'm going to leave my cellphone here, okay? If you want to carry, like, a shovel or something, I won't ask any questions. And we'll go into the national forest where no one is around for miles. No one will be able to hear anybody scream or anything.
PAT: I've been out there screaming at the top of my lungs and there's no one for 500 miles.
GLENN: So it's all come on.
PAT: I love it.
GLENN: Let's have fun.
PAT: So isolated.
GLENN: When they came in and they said, I don't know, Michelle offered like something like a walk in the woods and I'm like
GLENN: Okay, I'd like a SWAT team around Michelle on that one, please. Who's buying that one? Yeah, I just want to take Michelle Malkin into the woods; what? We're going to have to see her voting record.
GLENN: Wait a minute. Van Jones bid on that one? What? So anyway, that's
GLENN: Oh, speaking of Van Jones, what's that book signed by him and you? That you had gray)
GLENN: Let's keep it to ourselves right now. Let's keep it to ourselves.
PAT: Are you going to buy that?
GLENN: I'll be bidding on that one.
GLENN: It's a long way from being closed. It's at $2750. $2750. It's Van Jones
PAT: Come on.
GLENN: No, don't bid on that one. That is worthless, worthless, worthless. It is one of a kind, Arguing With Idiots signed by Van Jones. And then it was the one that was talked about by Van Jones. He said, yeah, one of Glenn Beck's fans. I turned him around. He even wanted his book signed by me.
GLENN: He didn't turn it around, mocking you.
PAT: The guy called us and actually sold you the book you offered him, what was it, a thousand bucks?
GLENN: I've already paid a thousand dollars for this book.
PAT: He's hacked off he let it go for that cheap.
GLENN: Right. Let's see. There is the two Kobold watches, Kobold watches used in Night and Day with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz from Michael Kobold. That's Andy Williams has, he's such a nice guy. Such a nice guy. When we were out with the Andy Williams show which I want to see so badly and, you know, he was all excited and I was all excited and something happened. The snowstorm happened back East. So we had to come back right away. But he is such a nice guy. He has done the VIP Andy Williams experience which includes a VIP show tickets, backstage passes, dinner, accommodations and a glass of French dot, dot, dot, I don't know. I'm assuming that's wine, French wine, luxury rooms at the Chateau in Branson, Missouri, you have a glass of French champagne with Andy, dinner for 4 at the Andy Williams moon river grill. I mean, he is just such a nice guy. Anyway, there's a whole bunch of stuff. New things coming up today and the auction for the other items closing. All the proceeds go to 8/28 for the march on Washington or the gathering there at the Lincoln Memorial for 8/28. And then anything that we have over on top of go to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation which is just the best organization ever. I ask you to get involved. Please, even if you can't bid on any of these things, if you have five bucks, please, I ask you to make a donation and get involved, Restoring Honor. This is going to be really an event for the history books that you want to be a part of. It really is. I think you are going to walk away from this thing going, wow. And it will be written in the history books, I believe. I mean, unless we lose the battle. Then I don't even know if history books are going to be written.