Palin, Beck and TIME

GLENN: So, The Time 100 just came out and I'm on the Time 100. They don't rate them by numbers, right, they're just what category am I? Did think put me in, like, the buffoon category? Which category am I in?


 


 STU: They put you in leaders.


 


 GLENN: Leaders? Hum. And Sarah Palin wrote it. I didn't know that.


 


 STU: Yeah. That's great.


 


 GLENN: Oh, boy. Have you read it?


 


 STU: Yeah. He just read it. It's great.


 


 GLENN: Who would have thought a history buff with a quirky sense of humor and a chalkboard could make for such make such riveting television. Glenn's like the high school government teacher so many wish they had, charting and connecting ideas with chalk dusted fingers, kicking it old school instead of becoming just another talking head show host. Self taught, he has become America's professor of common sense, sharing earnestly sought knowledge with an audience hungry for truth. Glenn, 46, tackles topics the other news shows would regard as arcane. Considered his desire progressive movement, he's doing to progressives with Ronald Reagan did to liberals, explaining it's a damaged brand. His love for the founding fathers inspires others to learn and to respect our nation's history. Best of all, Glenn delights in driving the self proclaimed powers that be crazy. The whole country awaits the red phone ringing. Even his critics, whom he annihilates in ratings, have to admire his amazing ability to galvanize everyday Americans to better themselves and peacefully engage their government. Though he sometimes dismisses himself as an awe, shucks guy or just a rodeo clown, he is really an inspiring patriot who was once at the bottom but now makes a much needed difference from the very, very top.


 


 Wow. That is really nice.


 


 PAT: That's cool. That is really nice.


 


 GLENN: Would you remind me to write to her today? That is really nice. Let's see if we can get her on the phone. Call her. That's really nice. Is she on the list?


 


 STU: I don't know. I'm not aware.


 


 PAT: You would think she would have to be.


 


 GLENN: Here's Mark Andrews. This is laughable, uneducated trailer trash writing about a cretin. Love for founding matters? Which would those be, Sarah? Do you even know who they are?


 


 STU: Yes. Sarah Palin is on the list and guess who wrote hers. Ted Nugent.


 


 GLENN: Oh, Ted Nugent. What does he write about her?


 


 STU: If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band. The patriotic soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah, in the way she lives, what she says, and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times. She represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly. She embraces the critical duty of we, the people, by participating in this glorious experiment in self government. The tsunami of support proves that Sarah, 46, represents what many Americans know to be common and sensible. Her rugged individualism, self reliance, and Herculean work ethic resonate now more than ever in a country spinning away from these basics that made the U.S.A. the last best place. Who we are driven to who we are, driven to be assets to our families, communities, and our beloved country connects with the principles that Sarah Palin embodies. We now we know that bureaucrats and even more Fedzilla are not the solution. They are the problem. I'm proud to share a moose barbecue campfire with Palin with the Palin family anytime, so long as I can shoot the moose.


 


 GLENN: She's great. So, who's on the here's the full list of leaders. Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Is that Brazil? Is that the president of Brazil?


 


 STU: He looks the guy from the Dos Equis commercials, the most fascinating man in the world.


 


 GLENN: I don't know that one. JT Wang, I know him. Admiral Mike Mullin, Barack Obama. Ron Bloom, the guy who says, oh, we generally agree with Mao that power comes from the barrel of a gun.


 


 STU: Well, that is a that's a way to leap inches and the capitalism, the free market is nonsense.


 


 STU: Leading us in the direction.


 


 GLENN: Hoto Maya.


 


 STU: I love him.


 


 GLENN: Dom meek, Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, Salam Fiyad,, John Kyle, Glenn Beck, Aniece Parker, Tid Jane Thigh Yum, Jenny Beth Martin, Christine La Far Day, Recep Tayyip Eredogan


 


 STU: There's a lot of people I don't know in the world.


 


 GLENN: Stanley McCystal, Manmhan Singh


 


 PAT: And these are leaders, let's keep in mind. Whom are they leading?


 


 GLENN: I don't know. Bow Exalie, Mark Carney, Sister Carol Keenan, Sheik Rafe him. Robin Lee, Scott Brown


 


 STU: Yeah. It's a big list there.


 


 GLENN: I only know, like, three I have to go to this thing on I think it's Tuesday, and none of I don't have any suits that fit me anymore. I'm just as big as a house. I have to go and get, like, a I said to Chris, because he's coming with me because my wife is, like, I'm not going to that, I'm, like, come on. I've got something. She's, like, no. I think I'm out of town. I'm, like, come on. I'm going to be out of town. You're not going to be out of town. Oh, yes. I will. I'm not going to go.


 


 So, I've got to go and I've got to go stand and talk to Bozi Yi and Recep Tayyip Erdogan.


 


 STU: But that's not it. You're going to be hanging with Lady Gaga.


 


 GLENN: Hang on just a second.


 


 STU: This is fun.


 


 GLENN: Wait. These are heroes. Bill Clinton is a hero.


 


 STU: You you there. There you go.


 


 GLENN: Phil Mickelson, I agree with Phil Mickelson.


 


 STU: Ben Stiller


 


 GLENN: Why's hero?


 


 STU: Because


 


 GLENN: Why?


 


 STU: Zoolander was pretty funny.


 


 GLENN: I don't know any of these people. Serena Williams


 


 STU: Do you mean


 


 PAT: You know Serena Williams. She's the tennis.


 


 GLENN: But Jet Li of


 


 STU: Why isn't he a hero?


 


 STU: He can karate chop people. Does that stuff and kicks people in the face.


 


 GLENN: I hope Taylor Swift is going to be there.


 


 STU: That's awesome. Are you kidding me?


 


 GLENN: Simon Cowell is on.


 


 STU: Neal Patrick Harris.


 


 PAT: Oh, Ricky


 


 GLENN: How do you say his name?


 


 STU: I can see you and Prince in the corner, hanging out. That's a comfortable conversation.


 


 GLENN: Who are the thinkers?


 


 STU: Sandra Bullock's going to be there.


 


 GLENN: Steve Jobs.


 


 STU: You can get a scoop, perhaps.


 


 PAT: James Cameron is going to be there! Awesome! He's been talking about you all the time. He seems completely obsessed with you.


 


 GLENN: Where is he? What's


 


 STU: He's No. 25 on the artist list.


 


 GLENN: On the artist list. And coming in at No. 25, James Cameron. Now I have to go. Hey, Jimmy, how are you doing, buddy?


 


 STU: Steve Jobs will be. Thereof, I mean, at least they're on the list. I don't know if they're going to show.


 


 GLENN: It's such a weird he went last time because I was invited because I wrote the you notice that Rush Limbaugh is not on there


 


 STU: He was last year, though.


 


 GLENN: Yeah. I know and I wrote the thing for Rush Limbaugh and so I went and it was so uncomfortable. I'm sitting at this table with a bunch of people who just hate my guts and but this time I guess it will be a little more entertaining because now I'm on the list. Now I'm on the list and I can just sit at the table and go, I'm on the same list as you.


 


 STU: For no other reason


 


 GLENN: How does that feel, Jimmy?


 


 STU: I think there could be a really, nice comfortable conversation with you and Sonya Sotomayor. I think that would be interesting. You guys could cover some interesting ground. I think there's going to be a lot of good stories after this event.


 


 GLENN: There you go. There you go. Okay. So, there it is, the Time 100 and it's an honor just to be nominated. It is. And then you have to go to the event and so then the shine kind of comes off. Back in just a minute.

Stop trying to be right and think of the children

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All the outrage this week has mainly focused on one thing: the evil Trump administration and its minions who delight in taking children from their illegal immigrant parents and throwing them all in dungeons. Separate dungeons, mind you.

That makes for a nice, easy storyline, but the reality is less convenient. Most Americans seem to agree that separating children from their parents — even if their parents entered the US illegally — is a bad thing. But what if that mom and dad you're trying to keep the kids with aren't really the kids' parents? Believe it or not, fraud happens.

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While there are plenty of heartbreaking stories of parents simply seeking a chance for a better life for their children in the US, there are also corrupt, abusive human traffickers who profit from the illegal immigration trade. And sorting all of this out is no easy task.

This week, the Department of Homeland Security said that since October 2017, more than 300 children have arrived at the border with adults claiming to be their parents who turned out not to be relatives. 90 of these fraud cases came from the Rio Grande Valley sector alone.

In 2017, DHS reported 46 causes of fraudulent family claims. But there have already been 191 fraud cases in 2018.

Shouldn't we be concerned about any child that is smuggled by a human trafficker?

When Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen pointed out this 315 percent increase, the New York Times was quick to give these family fraud cases "context" by noting they make up less than one percent of the total number of illegal immigrant families apprehended at the southern border. Their implication was that Nielsen was exaggerating the numbers. Even if the number of fraud cases at the border was only 0.001 percent, shouldn't we be concerned about any child that is smuggled by a human trafficker?

This is the most infuriating part of this whole conversation this week (if you can call it a "conversation") — that both sides have an angle to defend. And while everyone's busy yelling and making their case, children are being abused.

What if we just tried, for two seconds, to love having mercy more than we love having to be right all the time?

Remember when cartoons were happy things? Each panel took you on a tiny journey, carrying you to an unexplored place. In Understanding Comics, Scott McCloud writes:

The comics creator asks us to join in a silent dance of the seen and the unseen. The visible and the invisible. This dance is unique to comics. No other artform gives so much to its audience while asking so much from them as well. This is why I think it's a mistake to see comics as a mere hybrid of the graphic arts and prose fiction. What happens between . . . panels is a kind of magic only comics can create.

When that magic is manipulated or politicized, it often devolves the artform into a baseless thing. Yesterday, Occupy Wall Street published the perfect example of low-brow deviation of the artform: A six-panel approach at satire, which imitates the instructions-panel found in the netted cubbyhole behind seats on airplanes. The cartoon is a critique of the recent news about immigrant children being separated from their parents after crossing the border. It is a step-by-step guide to murdering US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents.

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The first panel shows a man shoving an infant into a cage meant for Pomeranians. The following five panels feature instructions, and include pictures of a cartoonish murder.

The panels read as follows:

  1. If an ICE agent tries to take your child at the border, don't panic.
  2. Pull your child away as quickly as possibly by force.
  3. Gently tell your child to close his/her eyes and ears so they won't witness what you are about to do.
  4. Grab the ICE agent from behind and push your knife into his chest with an upward thrust, causing the agent's sternum to break.
  5. Reach into his chest and pull out his still beating heart.
  6. Hold his bloody heart out for all other agents to see, and tell them that the same fate awaits them if they f--- with your child again.

Violent comics are nothing new. But most of the time, they remain in the realms of invented worlds — in other words, not in our own, with reference to actual people, let alone federal agents.

The mainstream media made a game of crying racism with every cartoon depiction of Obama during his presidency, as well as during his tenure as Senator, when the New Yorker, of all things, faced scrutiny for depicting him in "Muslim clothing." Life was a minefield for political cartoonists during the Obama era.

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This year, we saw the leftist outrage regarding The Simpsons character Apu — a cartoon representation of a highly-respected, though cartoonishly-depicted, character on a cartoon show composed of cartoonishly-depicted characters.

We all remember Charlie Hebdo, which, like many outlets that have used cartoon satire to criticize Islam, faced the wrath and ire of people unable to see even the tamest representation of the prophet, Muhammad.

Interesting, isn't it? Occupy Wall Street publishes a cartoon that advocates murdering federal agents, and critics are told to lighten up. Meanwhile, the merest depiction of Muhammad has resulted in riots throughout the world, murder and terror on an unprecedented scale.

The intersection of Islam and comics is complex enough to have its own three-hour show, so we'll leave it at that, for now. Although, it is worth mentioning the commentary by satirical website The Onion, which featured a highly offensive cartoon of all the major religious figures except Muhammad. It noted:

Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened.

Of course, Occupy Wall Street is free to publish any cartoon they like. Freedom of speech, and so on—although there have been several instances in which violent cartoons were ruled to have violated the "yelling fire in a crowded theater" limitation of the First Amendment.

Posting it to Twitter is another issue — this is surely in violation of Twitter's violent content policy, but something tells me nothing will come of it. It's a funny world, isn't it? A screenshot of a receipt from Chick-fil-A causes outrage but a cartoon advocating murder gets crickets.

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In Understanding Comics, Scott McCloud concludes that, "Today the possibilities for comics are — as they've always been — endless. Comics offers . . . range and versatility, with all the potential imagery of film and painting plus the intimacy of the written word. And all that's needed is the desire to be heard, the will to learn, and the ability to see."

Smile, and keep moving forward.

Crude and awful as the Occupy Wall Street comic is, the best thing we can do is nod and look elsewhere for the art that will open our eyes. Let the lunatics draw what they want, let them stew in their own flawed double standards. Otherwise, we're as shallow and empty as they are, and nothing good comes of that. Smile, and keep moving forward.

Things are getting better. Show the world how to hear, how to learn, how to see.

People should start listening to Nikki Haley

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Okay. Let's take a vote. You know, an objective, quantifiable count. How many resolutions has the UN Human Rights Council adopted condemning dictatorships? Easy. Well. How do you define "dictatorship"?

Well, one metric is the UN Human Rights Council Condemnation. How many have the United Nations issued to China, with a body count higher than a professional Call of Duty player?

Zero.

How about Venezuela, where socialism is devouring its own in the cruelest, most unsettling ways imaginable?

Zero.

And Russia, home of unsettling cruelty and rampant censorship, murder and (actual) homophobia?

Zero.

Iraq? Zero. Turkey? Iraq? Zero. Cuba? Zero. Pakistan? Zero.

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According to UN Human Rights Council Condemnations, 2006-2016, none of these nations is as dangerous as we'd imagined. Or, rather, none of them faced a single condemnation. Meanwhile, one country in particular has faced unbelievable scrutiny and fury — you'll never guess which country.

No, it's not Somalia. It's Israel. With 68 UN Human Rights Council Condemnations! In fact, the number of total United Nations condemnations against Israel outnumbers the total of condemnations against all other countries combined. The only country that comes close is Syria, with 15.

The Trump administration withdrew from the United Nations Human Rights Council on Tuesday in protest of what it perceives as an entrenched bias against Israel and a willingness to allow notorious human rights abusers as members.

In an address to the UN Security Council on Tuesday, Nikki Haley said:

Let's remember that the Hamas terrorist organization has been inciting violence for years, long before the United States decided to move our embassy. This is what is endangering the people of Gaza. Make no mistake, Hamas is pleased with the results from yesterday... No country in this chamber would act with more restraint than Israel has.

Maybe people should start listening to Haley. Hopefully, they will. Not likely, but there's no crime in remaining hopeful.

Here's a question unique to our times: "Should I tell my father 'Happy Father's Day,' even though he (she?) is now one of my mothers?"

Father's Day was four days ago, yes, but this story is just weird enough to report on. One enjoyable line to read was this gem from Hollywood Gossip: "Cait is a woman and a transgender icon, but she is also and will always be the father of her six children."

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Imagine reading that to someone ten — even five — years ago. And, honestly, there's something nice about it. But the strangeness of its having ever been written overpowers any emotional impact it might bring.

"So lucky to have you," wrote Kylie Jenner, in the Instagram caption under pre-transition pictures of Bruce Jenner.

Look. I risk sounding like a tabloid by mere dint of having even mentioned this story, but the important element is the cultural sway that's occurring. The original story was that a band of disgruntled Twitter users got outraged about the supposed "transphobic" remarks by Jenner's daughter.

But, what we should be saying is, "who the hell cares?" Who cares what one Jenner says to another — and more importantly and on a far deeper level — who cares what some anonymous Twitter user has to say?

When are we going to stop playing into the hands of the Twitter mob?

When are we going to stop playing into the hands of the Twitter mob? Because, at the moment, they've got it pretty good. They have a nifty relationship with the mainstream media: One or two Twitter users get outraged by any given thing — in this case Jenner and supposed transphobia. In return, the mainstream media use the Twitter comment as a source.

Then, a larger Twitter audience points to the article itself as proof that there's some kind of systemic justice at play. It's a closed-market currency, where the negative feedback loop of proof and evidence is composed of faulty accusations. Isn't it a hell of a time to be alive?