Glenn Beck: Kid tells Michelle Obama 'my mom has no papers'

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BECK: What was it that Barack Obama said yesterday, besides Cancun? He said we're now living in a world where borders have no meaning.

STU: Not defined by our border.

OBAMA: "Your visit speaks to the truth of our time. North America and the world. The 21st century we are defined not by our borders."

BECK: Not by our borders.

OBAMA: "So I say to you, and to the Mexican people, let us stand together."

BECK: Why did he point out the Mexican people, why is not just the people?

PAT: Aren't we all citizens of the world?

BECK: You earthlings, and I'd like to thank all the earthlings for helping us out.

STU: Let's have all of America and all of Mexico stand up against one of our states, because that's --

BECK: Let's --

PAT: Let's all gang up on Arizona.

BECK: We're not defined by the border but they are. They are. I've never been for a border fence, but I think maybe we should have one around those, those evil racists in Arizona. I'm about to move to Arizona. All right. So here is the First Lady before she put on that beautiful, very beautiful cheap dress. Here she is in front of kids and the media is concentrating on this one child saying, "Hey, my mom -- my mom doesn't have papers."

VOICE: "My mom said, I think she says that Barack Obama is taking everybody away that doesn't have papers."

STU: I love that. "My mom says that Barack Obama is taking everybody away who doesn't have papers."

PAT: First of all, honey, your mom's telling you lies. Barack Obama is not doing that.

OBAMA: "That's something we have to work on, right, to make sure people --"

PAT: She goes along with it.

OBAMA: "That people can be here with the right kind of papers, right. That's exactly right.

VOICE: "She doesn't have papers."

OBAMA: "Yeah, well we have to work on that. We have to fix that."

BECK: Nobody picks up on this. Yeah, but my mom doesn't have papers.

PAT: We have to work on that. We have to fix that.

BECK: We have to work on that. We have to fix it. We just fixed it -- did you see Barack's aunt? She's here without papers. They kicked her out of the country three or four times. Fixed it. When I say "we," we have nothing whatsoever to do with it, nothing at all. Pure sheer coincidence that the president has an illegal alien in the family that has been told by a judge to leave numerous times. And then he becomes President of the United States and let's be quiet. What? So we're going to fix that, honey. We're going to fix that. Yeah, but my mommy doesn't have paper. But we'll fix it.

PAT: She won't need it soon.

BECK: Because we're all citizens of the world.

PAT: No borders. Borders don't define us. We're not defined by borders.

BECK: What are we defined by?

PAT: We're defined by being humans. Humans.

BECK: Human --

PAT: By being part of a collective.

BECK: Human rights. We're all humans. Human rights. This is what leads to slaughter every time. Human rights. We're not defined by anything but human rights. Because as soon as something becomes bad for the collective, it must be stopped for the good of all. These are the people that will say, yes, we'll kill every little bunny rabbit on the face of the earth. Kill them all if it's good for the collective whatever. Actually, I think they would be more apt to say: We're going to put all the humans down if it hurts all the bunny rabbits. The collective right idea leads to death every time. It has to. Because you have to say, well what is good for the many. That's why our founders worked so hard on individual rights. That's why -- that's what this revival that's happening in America must be about. Human rights. Yes, there are human rights. Basic human rights. That's what slavery was about. Slavery was about equal justice. The Civil War, equal justice. There are human rights. You don't have slaves. Period. Now, social justice says some people are worth more than others. Well, that's what you got out of with slavery. No, everybody's the same. You have basic human rights. But that's where it stops. What you do with it is your individual choice. Human rights. You have a right to live. You have a right to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness. Period. What you do with it is your individual right. And there is no talk about the collective here. Because somebody has to decide what's best for the collective. Never works out well. Never. Never works out well.

It's not just the Twitter mobs, the Leftist extremists and the flagrant fourth-wave feminists who want ICE abolished. As we've seen, there's a growing number of politicians who want to see it as well.

Cue Alejandro Alvarez, who in his 32 years has managed to cultivate his brand as a "serial immigration violator." Alejandro has been deported 11 times. Well, he's facing deportation once again, after allegedly "slashing his wife with a chainsaw." His wife is in recovery and is expected to survive.

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Around 3:00 pm last Wednesday, police arrived at Alejandro's. When they arrived, they found Alvarez's wife suffering from "traumatic physical injuries, believed to have been inflicted by a chainsaw." The couple's three children were huddled in fear inside the home. Alejandro's wife was rushed to a nearby trauma center for an emergency surgery.

Alejandro fled the scene of the crime, but was eventually hauled in by police and booked under "suspicion of attempted murder, child endangerment, hit and run, and grand theft auto."

Sounds like the kind of guy who should be in our country illegally, right?

ICE spokeswoman Lori Haley noted that "Immigration officers have lodged a detainer against Alvarez, requesting that local authorities notify Immigration and Customs Enforcement before his release to allow them to take the man into custody."

This is the new reality.

This is the new reality. The immigration agency has to ask for permission, to file requests, to have illegal immigrants who are guilty of crimes dealt with. Luckily for Alejandro, Los Angeles is a sanctuary city, so maybe he'll get another pass and be back on the streets in no time.

The Purple Heart is reserved for those wounded or killed during battle. Awarded by the President, the medal has George Washington's image right there on the front of it. Make no mistake, it is reserved for heroes. True heroes. Men and women who've faced death and still persevered. Soldiers who fought in battle at the cost of their limbs, their lives, or their inner peace. John F. Kennedy earned a Purple Heart for his heroism as a gunboat pilot in 1944. John McCain received one for, well, we all know his horrific story. Colin Powell. Roughly one million Purple Heart medals have been awarded to veterans, all of whom were determined to have fought valiantly, with courage and heart.

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So it was a bit of a head-scratcher to hear comments from Democratic Representative Steve Cohen from Tennessee and self-appointed "Leader in Effort to #ImpeachTrump." During a House Oversight Committee hearing questioning Peter Strzok, Cohen said, perplexingly, that Strzok deserves a Purple Heart. You know, because he's injured by all those mean text messages that HE sent?

As we've seen, other than Cohen's fanboy praise, Strzok hasn't gotten off easy. Thankfully. The Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector General wrote: "We did not have confidence that Strzok's decision to prioritize the Russia investigation over following up on the Midyear-related investigative lead discovered on the [Anthony] Weiner laptop was free from bias."

Lack of confidence. I believe that's one of the criteria for a different medal. Not a Purple Heart, though. Sorry, Strzok, you'll have to get your trophy elsewhere.

Time mgazine is back at it again, reporting the real news, doing the proper journalism. One of their latest articles is sure to earn them a Pulitzer. Surely. The article is titled, "Women Are Buying Up Plan B Because They're Terrified of the Future Supreme Court."

Here's how the article opens:

Within hours of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement announcement last month, Emily Hauser was standing at a drugstore counter asking a pharmacist for two packages of Plan B. At age 53, she didn't need the emergency contraception pills — in fact, she wasn't sure who would, or when. But Hauser bought them anyway.

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I like that the article sets up Kennedy's retirement as an apocalyptic event. A recurring theme in the mainstream media, now that I think of it, especially lately. Here's the gist of it:

Across the country, Americans are stockpiling emergency contraception in light of Justice Kennedy's retirement and President Donald Trump's Monday nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. The nation's highest court is on its way to having a conservative majority, making threats against Roe v. Wade seem more dire than ever.

A good article includes backstory. History. The context. Here's what Time had to say about the sudden influx—some would say panic—in birth control:

To understand the interest in buying up Plan B, you need to brush up on Roe v. Wade. Some background: The court handed down the 7-2 decision in 1973, confirming that a woman's right to terminate her pregnancy is covered by the Fourteenth Amendment. Progress has been rocky since then.

Of course they reduce the issue to a series of strawman fallacies.

Ah, yes. Of course they reduce the issue to a series of strawman fallacies. At this point, it's impossible for those inflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome, and now Kavanaugh Derangement Syndrome, to have a civil conversation. They certainly aren't going to budge in their opinion. Our main goal, obviously, is to connect to them as fellow human beings, living in the same chaotic world, and, hey, maybe along the way they'll admit that, maybe, they're a little more biased and deranged than they previously realized.

If all you knew about American politics came from The New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post, or MSNBC, you'd think that a "Blue wave" is about to swamp the country, with hip, millennial geniuses like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez surfing the crest of the wave. In fact, you would already think Ocasio-Cortez is the greatest hope for America since Barack Obama.

America is a very large country, and reality is usually more complex than the media lets on. But, since the media already has their narrative and superstar Ocasio-Cortez set for this November, there's no room for another young, minority, female, child of immigrants, political outsider, from the ultimate blue-wave state of California, named Elizabeth Heng. Well, there probably would be room for a story like that, except that she's a conservative.

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Thirty-two-year-old Elizabeth Heng is running for Congress against Democrat Jim Costa, in California's 16th district. It's been 40 years since a Republican won in that district.

In the early 1980s, Heng's parents fled the violence in Cambodia and immigrated to the U.S. In 2008, after graduating from Stanford where she was student-body president, Heng opened several cell-phone stores with her brothers in the central San Joaquin Valley. Running her own business and managing 75 employees opened her eyes to a not-so-dirty secret about capitalism trying to survive the virus of progressivism. She says, "I saw firsthand how government regulations impacted businesses negatively. I constantly felt that from Washington, D.C., and Sacramento, they were saying that I was everything wrong with our country, when all I was doing was creating jobs."

That's when she decided to venture to Washington, D.C., where she worked for six years learning the ins and outs of legislation and campaigning. She ended up working as a director for President Trump's inauguration ceremony, a job she managed while also finishing her MBA at Yale.

Fiscal responsibility isn't quite as sexy-sounding as free college for everyone.

One of the biggest lessons she learned working in Washington became the platform she is now running for office on: fiscal responsibility. She says, "In a family or a business, we don't suddenly act surprised when a budget comes up for the year. We get it done."

What a concept.

Still, fiscal responsibility isn't quite as sexy-sounding as free college for everyone. So, don't expect Elizabeth Heng to replace Ocasio-Cortez as the media darling anytime soon.