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GLENN: We have Chris Christie porn.

PAT: I'm ready to go out on a limb here, I think, and say this guy needs to be president of the United States.

GLENN: I don't think you really want to go out on a limb with Chris Christie but that's —

PAT: Is that another fat joke?

GLENN: No.

PAT: No? That wasn't?

GLENN: No.

PAT: That wasn't any kind of a —

GLENN: No.

PAT: — weight —

GLENN: That was a racist joke.

PAT: Don't go out on limbs with white guys? Is that what it was?

GLENN: Yeah, that's it.

PAT: Okay.

GLENN: Okay. So Chris Christie, who I believe should be the next president of the United States as long as, as long as he keeps doing what he's doing and saying what he's saying. This guy is — he is telling the truth, he is unafraid, he is taking them on and taking them down.

PAT: The other great thing is he's explaining it to the people of New Jersey. Yes, his poll numbers are still slipping, but he's out there in front of groups and in front of the press and he's telling them why he must do all these things.

GLENN: See, this is the problem.

PAT: This is what the Republicans don't do. They are not good at it.

GLENN: You don't have anybody — and this is the problem. You don't have the money, you don't have the media, you don't have the Media Matters. The Huffington Post. You know, all the right has is talk radio. That's it. When you see the forces arrayed against you that we were just doing the commercial for Freedom Works, that's what I meant by that. When you see the forces arrayed against you, it is staggering.

PAT: It's all of the mainstream media.

GLENN: Yeah, all of it. It's absolutely all of it. And they just keep gobbling more. How is this guy going to get out? You know, he's alone. It's amazing to me. You can hear Marxism from a hundred sources, but you've got to go to maybe two, three, four sources to be able to hear somebody say this.

CHRISTIE: In responding to that, you look at the context of the quote. I said that Senator Lesniak AND Senator Kean's bill on the Educational Opportunity Scholarship Act is not the final solution to New Jersey's problems in education. It's just the beginning. This is an organization that is so devoid of a publicly supportable agenda that they are now reaching for every word to take them out of context and try to make something out of nothing when in the end what they are trying to recoup from is their very clear statements that they prayed for me to die and they are still attempting to find something that I say publicly that they can analogize to that. They are now 0 for 3 in that regard. So enough with the NJEA, okay? They should get back to the agenda that town councils are grappling with right now. 58% of New Jersey's school budgets were rejected because the public is tired, tired of ever escalating property taxes, they are tired of people not being willing to join in the shared sacrifice. So let me tell you something else. These guys and women standing behind me who are working to try to get jobs and who pay for a large portion of their own healthcare and who contribute mightily towards retirement, I'm not speaking for them but I have a sense that they are tired of paying for public employees who contribute nothing to their healthcare and who are getting 4 and 5% salary increases at a time of 0% inflation.

PAT: I mean —

GLENN: Shhh.

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GLENN: That is Chris Christie, slow motion. Oh. Walking up to a microphone.

PAT: Dingdong.

GLENN: Come in.

PAT: Not even, "Who is it?"

GLENN: No, just come on in.

PAT: Not pizza delivery?

GLENN: Uh uh. Just come on in.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: This guy is —

PAT: Fantastic.

GLENN: The best, the best.

PAT: Did he take it. He will not take it and he doesn't care. I mean, he knows his poll numbers are going down. He knows he's up against the New Jersey education association. Machine, machine.

GLENN: He knows that if you want to survive, if you want to survive, you have to start engaging in common sense. Look, this is going to hurt all of us. It's going to hurt all of us. But I am — you know, he is exactly right. I am so sick and tired of paying — do you know that the jobs that they are creating now, 430,000 of them, only 41 are in the private sector. That means you are paying for all of the other jobs. Why are we paying the public sector jobs almost twice as much money as you can get in the public sector — or in the private sector? Why? Don't tell me about service. These teachers stand up, "Well, we just have — we serve. No, you don't. You wouldn't be screaming about this. Service, since when is service twice, twice the pay scale as those who are working? I want you to understand I have nothing against teachers. I have something against bad teachers. But really the thing I have a problem with bad teachers is you can't fire them. My real problem is with the unions. The ride is over. It's over.

You know, people are sending me these books and I'm getting so many — did you see the books that came in yesterday, Pat?

PAT: No.

GLENN: I'm getting stacks of books and I'm getting books from the early American Revolution. Look at this. These three books right here, these three books were sent in by a listener. This is the history of America printed in 1801.

PAT: Oh, wow.

GLENN: These are original —

PAT: Are they really?


Related: The Red Network

GLENN: 1801. They are unbelievable.

PAT: Those are in unbelievable condition.

GLENN: Oh, I know. I know. This here is a pocket history of the American Revolution, pocket history, 1826. Now, I'm getting a lot of people sending their books in. I think they are mainly from people who are like, "I don't have any relatives to leave them to and I know you'll preserve them." And I will. In fact, I had a conversation with my daughters yesterday when I came home. I showed them these books and I said, I will come back from the grave if I ever see anybody with jam hands generations down the road that don't appreciate what these books are. But I'm also getting these. This is a book, the Red Network. This came in from 1936. People — McCarthy was absolutely right. Now, he may have used bad tactics or whatever, but he was absolutely right. This is a book — and I'm getting a ton of these from people who were doing what we're doing now. We now are documenting who all of these people are. Well, there were Americans in the first 50 years of this nation that took this seriously and they documented it. And this is from 1936. And in it, it talks about, it's The Who's Who and Handbook For Radicalism For Patriots. This is, who were the communists in America. The overwhelming number of communists? Labor unions.

The other thing that they talked about was, in this book that I was reading last night, they said, you know, there's this — there's this teachers union thing but you really want to know who the real radical communists are? The NEA. That's 1936. And they are talking about this new organization that is really nasty that you really have to look out for. The NEA. But everything this book has talked about they have mainstreamed.

Science did it again. It only took 270 million years, but this week, scientists finally solved the mystery that has kept the world up at night. We finally know where octopuses come from: outer space. That explains why they look like the aliens in just about every alien movie ever made.

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It turns out octopuses were aliens that evolved on another planet. Scientists haven't determined which one yet, but they've definitely narrowed it down to one of the planets in one of the galaxies. Hundreds of millions of years ago (give or take a hundred), these evolved octopus aliens arrived on Earth in the form of cryopreserved eggs. Now, this part is just speculation, but it's possible their alien planet was on the verge of destruction, so Mom and Dad Octopus self-sacrificially placed Junior in one of these cryopreserved eggs and blasted him off the planet to save their kind.

This alien-octopus research, co-authored by a group of 33 scientists, was published in the Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology journal. I'm sure you keep that on your nightstand like I do.

Anyway, these scientists say octopuses evolved very rapidly over 270 million years. Which sounds slow, but in evolutionary terms, 270 million years is like light speed. And the only explanation for their breakneck evolution is that they're aliens. The report says, “The genome of the Octopus shows a staggering level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes — more than is present in Homo sapiens."

Lucky for us, they landed in the water. Otherwise, we might be octopus pets.

They mention that the octopus' large brain, sophisticated nervous system, camera-like eyes, flexible bodies and ability to change color and shape all point to its alien nature. Octopuses developed those capabilities rather suddenly in evolution, whereas we're still trying to figure out the TV remote.

These biological enhancements are so far ahead of regular evolution that the octopuses must have either time-traveled from the future, or “more realistically" according to scientists, crash-landed on earth in those cryopreserved egg thingies. The report says the eggs arrived here in “icy bolides." I had to look up what a “bolide" is, and turns out it's a fancy word for a meteor.

So, to recap: a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an alien race of octopuses packed their sperm-bank samples in some meteors and shot them toward Earth. Lucky for us, they landed in the water. Otherwise, we might be octopus pets.

President Trump's approval rating is rising, and Democrats — hilariously — can't seem to figure out what's going on. A few months ago Democrats enjoyed a sixteen point lead over Republicans, but now — according to CNN's recent national survey — that lead is down to just THREE points. National data from Reuters shows it as being even worse.

The Democratic advantage moving towards the halfway mark into 2018 shows that Republicans are only ONE point behind. The president's public approval rating is rising, and Democrats are nervously looking at each other like… “umm guys, what are we doing wrong here?"

I'm going to give Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi a little hint. We know that the Left has enjoyed a “special relationship" with the media, but they might want to have a sit down with their propaganda machine. The mainstream media is completely out of control, and Americans are sick of it. We're DONE with the media.

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Look what has been going on just this week. The president called MS-13 gang members animals, but that's not the story the media jumped on. They thought it was more clickable to say that Trump was calling all immigrants animals instead. In the Middle East, the media rushed to vilify Israel instead of Hamas. They chose to defend a terror organization rather than one of our oldest allies.

Think about that. The media is so anti-Trump that they've chosen a violent street gang AND A GLOBAL TERROR ORGANIZATION as their torch-bearing heroes. Come on, Democrats. Are you seriously baffled why the American people are turning their backs on you?

Still not enough evidence? Here's the New York Times just yesterday. Charles Blow wrote a piece called "A Blue Wave of Moral Restoration" where he tried to make the case that the president and Republicans were the enemy, but — fear not — Democrat morality was here to save the day.

Here are some of these cases Blow tries to make for why Trump is unfit to be President:

No person who treats women the way Trump does and brags on tape about sexually assaulting them should be president.

Ok, fine. You can make that argument if you want to, but why weren't you making this same argument for Bill Clinton? Never mind, I actually know the reason. Because you were too busy trying to bury the Juanita Broaddrick story.

Let's move on:

No person who has demonstrated himself to be a pathological liar should be president.

Do the words, “You can keep your doctor" mean anything to the New York Times or Charles Blow? I might have saved the best for last:

No person enveloped by a cloud of corruption should be president.

I can only think of three words for a response to this: Hillary Frigging Clinton.

Try displaying a little consistency.

If the media really wants Donald Trump gone and the Democrats to take over, they might want to try displaying a little consistency. But hey, maybe that's just too much to ask.

How about starting with not glorifying terrorist organizations and murderous street gangs. Could we at least begin there?

If not… good luck in the midterms.

In the weeks following President Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital, the mainstream media was quick to criticize the president's pro-Israel stance and make dire predictions of violent backlash in the Middle East. Fast forward to this week's opening of the US Embassy in Jerusalem and the simultaneous Palestinian “protests" in Gaza.

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Predictably, the mainstream media chastised Israel for what they called “state-sanctioned terrorism" when the IDF stepped in to protect their country from so-called peaceful Palestinian protesters. Hamas leaders later admitted that at least 50 of the 62 Palestinians killed in the clashes were Hamas terrorists.

“In our post-modern media age, there is no truth and nobody even seems to be looking for it …. This is shamefully clear in the media especially this week with their coverage of the conflict between the border of Israel and the Gaza strip," said Glenn on today's show. He added, “The main media narrative this week is about how the IDF is just killing innocent protesters, while Hamas officials have confirmed on TV that 50 of the 62 people killed were working for Hamas."

The mainstream media views the Palestinians as the oppressed people who just want to share the land and peacefully coexist with the people of Israel. “They can't seem to comprehend that in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, only one side is actively trying to destroy the other," surmised Glenn.

Watch the video above to hear Glenn debunk the “peaceful Palestinian protest" fallacy.

Here are a few headlines regarding the protests in Israel: 'Global protests grow after Israeli killing of Palestinian demonstrators,' the Guardian. 'Israel kills dozens at Gaza Border,' the New York Times. 'Palestinians mourn dead in Gaza as protests continue,' CNN. 'Over 50 Palestinians in massive protest are killed by Israeli military, bloodiest day in Gaza since 2014 war,' ABC News. 'Gaza begins to bury its dead after deadliest day in years,' BBC.

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In each, the spoken or unspoken subject of the sentence and villain of the story is Israel. Innocent Palestinians murdered by the cruel Israelis. This is the narrative that the mainstream media has promulgated. Few have mentioned that the majority of the “protestors" that died were members of Hamas, the militant (and highly anti-Semetic) Sunni-Islamist organization that has been labeled a Foreign Terrorist Organization by the U.S. State Department.

A senior Hamas official told reporters that 50 of the 59 people killed in Monday's protests were members of Hamas, and the remainder were “from the people." So…they were all Hamas.

As usual, mention of such membership has been left out of the mainstream media's anti-Israel, pro-Islam narrative.

As usual, mention of such membership has been left out of the mainstream media's anti-Israel, pro-Islam narrative. Maybe they think of Palestinians as underdogs and they love a good scrap. Well, they aren't underdogs. But their outburst have been glorified for so long that it's near impossible to disagree with that narrative.