GLENN: Okay. Let's go there. Pelosi's congressional makeover, cafeteria cuisine goes gourmet. Here's the story. Nancy Pelosi can't get jack done. You know, they can't get anything done, they can't stop the war, they can't, you know, turn the economy around, they can't do anything. So what they've decided to do is they're coming back and Nancy Pelosi has changed the cafeteria. She has replaced processed cheese with Brie, Jell-O has now been replaced with raspberry kiwi tarts and mini lemon blueberry truffles. Meatloaf, because it's unhealthy, has been replaced with Mahi-mahi, and buns have been traded in for baguettes. They now don't have deli counters, they now have grills in the capitol and I think this is great. I mean, I think this is what everybody was looking for congress to do: Eat more healthy. She's also banned all smoking, she's taken any kind of plastic straws and replaced them with paper straws because they are more environmentally friendly. So she's greened out the capitol. And I don't know about you but when I thought I want change in Washington, that is the specific kind of change I was looking for. At the same time they're talking about a, you know, spending package and, you know, the whole Bush deficit and we've got to get rid of these deficits and they are making the deficits even bigger and now they're talking about an economic stimulus package. But don't worry about paying for it. But they've replaced the straws in congress. I got news for you, man. I can't find anything happy in this, Stu.

STU: I think this is great. This is great.

GLENN: You know what I'm ready to go on to? I'm ready to go on and drop a ton of bricks on California. I'm about to drop a ton of bricks on California where they are -- Californians, why don't you just say, enslave me right now. Why don't you just say, hey, you know what I think we should do? I think we should start raising shackles for the people in California. Not shekels. Shackles. Why don't we just start sending leg irons to everyone in California and you can ask the government, the State of California just to put the leg irons around you because that's what you're doing when you are allowing the Government to come into your bedroom and control your temperature in your bedroom remotely from outside. You don't want Dick Cheney in your bedroom. Oh, God forbid. What happens in my bedroom happens in my bedroom, unless it involves the temperature! They can control your water temperature, your heat temperature. And Californians were outraged and so they compromised. What they did is the Government can set the temperature as a recommendation but you can override it. Get the hell out of my house.