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GLENN: Here's Mr. Christie, Governor Christie and the late latest Chris Christie porn.

VOICE: -- leads to talk of Governor Christie maybe being President Christie. What do you say? Don't let the applause prevent an answer.

CHRIS: Yeah, listen, not going to happen.

VOICE: What do you mean?

CHRIS: I want to be governor of New Jersey, I ran for governor of New Jersey.

VOICE: So did Woodrow Wilson.

CHRIS: I understand that, but I'm not Woodrow Wilson I don't think anybody could confuse me with Woodrow Wilson. Listen, you have to be really in your gut, and in your heart, ready to be President of the United States if you decide to run for that. And I simply do not have the desire to do it, nor do I think I'm ready. You know, four years ago there were a lot of people who wanted me to run for governor in 2005, when I was U.S. attorney, and I made the decision even though many in my party were urging me to do it, not to run because I loved the job I was in, and I didn't think I was ready.

VOICE: But you already know governor have more experience than Barack Obama when he announced his presidency (Applause.)

CHRIS: Well, that -- that doesn't mean -- that doesn't mean that I'm ready. That doesn't mean that I'm ready.

VOICE: How about --

CHRIS: In my judgment -- and this is really important, because in my judgment, if you're going to try to do something like that, you have to absolutely believe in your heart and in your mind that you want to do it, and that you're ready to do it. And I want to be governor of New Jersey.

STU: Disappointing on one hand.

GLENN: He doesn't know this. He doesn't know this. Chris, there is a kitchen in the White House that will make --

PAT: You had to go --

GLENN: I'm speaking his language. What, you don't think I speak that language? Somebody tells me that there is a kitchen and chefs that will make anything I want I can call at 3 o'clock in the morning I feel like pie, and they will bring it to me.

STU: We have the one politician who actually doesn't seem like he's only hungry for power, and you're have to go to fat jokes.

GLENN: I'm not going to fat jokes I'm being dead serious.

STU: I do not --

GLENN: You don't think it appeals to him?

STU: It appeals to anyone to have their own --

GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right. I'm a man who can talk -- I talk to my stomach, my stomach talks to me. I am one with me belly. You don't think that that is something -- come on. He says he's not ready. Okay fine, whatever. Pie. Anytime you want it. Now how much do you want it, Chris?

STU: He was very specific though, Pat was saying off the air a little worried they were constantly bringing that up.

PAT: If he changes his mind, they'll beat him to death.

STU: They will beat him to death with it, but he very clearly did qualify it. He very clearly -- as he was leading up to it. If you want to play it again, there were two specific things, it was it was in his heart, and there was another thing I can't remember what it was, if you want to hit it again but it was something it was just about his heart and it was something else but it wasn't like I don't think I'm qualified because I'm not intelligent enough.

PAT: He said he's not ready.

STU: He said he's not ready in his heart. It was a heart and desire maybe, something like that.

PAT: It's too definitive to run in 2012.

GLENN: I don't know anybody who really wants -- do you know anybody who really wants the presidency? Do you know anybody?

PAT: Yeah, power hungry people. I think Barack Obama wanted it desperately, obviously.

GLENN: Do you know anybody who really wants the presidency, who you want to be the president of the United States?

PAT: No probably not.

GLENN: Think about what this next president is going to have to do. We are not inheriting a country that is in good condition. You're inheriting a country -- you want to say the country was left in bad shape because of George W. Bush, yes it was. And many conservatives were saying the same thing. Look at what's happening to us. We're spending out of control, we're abandoning the free market system, and we've got our borders open, and we're fighting wars that we're not not fighting to win. Yeah. Barack Obama did inherit a bad situation. Now, what has he done with that situation? He has made it a thousand times worse. And creating a situation to where the State can grab power like craze y what is in this new financial bill? They can grab companies they think that it is a danger to the nation, they can just grab it and shut you down. That's a little frightening with that power.

PAT: And that's not companies that's taken stimulus that's any company they deem big enough to harm the economy they can take control of this.

GLENN: Now let me ask this, could you say that Fox News --

Yes

GLENN: Darn right you could. Could you say that talk radio is?

PAT: You bet.

GLENN: Look what they just did with me and Goldline, they're trying to convince Americans that somehow I can affect the price of gold? There's no way. There's no way.

STU: China can affect the price of gold. Glenn Beck cannot.

GLENN: Exactly. So the government is trying to convince you that I am a danger to people's retirement, I'm a danger to the price of gold, et cetera, et cetera. That's ridiculous. Now we're about to give that government power to shut down anyone that they think is a threat to the economy, or threat to the United States of America.

PAT: You may have affected the price of pie, though, today. I really want some. And you've created an extra demand and that will drive the price up. Are you in with Mrs. Smith?

GLENN: Yes, I am.

STU: He seemed to ignore your pie comment, he seems to be moving on.

PAT: Moving on. Whatever. Whatever.

GLENN: If you'd like to do add what we're trying to do to BP what we're about to do to drilling in this country. Who wants to be President?

PAT: Nobody in their right mind.

GLENN: You have the labor unions all primed and ready to go. Anybody that has to make cuts, remember in France the unions are protest because they're trying to raise the retirement age to 60 or 62. They're trying to raise it to 62. And the unions are all protesting. What do you think they're going to do to the next president of the United States? What do you think these unions are going to do to the Republican party in Congress? They are going to rip it apart. If I don't have pie at call 24 hours a day, no way I'm doing it. No way anybody is going to do it. You're going to have to escape to the pie room.

And yes, Chris, I just told you about the kitchen. I haven't told you about the pie room. Not a lot of people know about the pie room.

Shhh, shhh

STU: National radio you just said --

GLENN: Believe me, Chris, there is a pie room. But you have to be the president

STU: Oh, the pie room, I love the pie room.

GLENN: Yes.

STU: It's filled with pies.

GLENN: You have to be President to get into the pie room. I'm just saying. Back in a second.

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Acclaimed environmentalist and author of "Apocalypse Never" Michael Shellenberger joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to warn us about the true goals and effects of climate alarmism: It's become a "secular religion" that lowers standards of living in developed countries, holds developing countries back, and has environmental progress "exactly wrong."

Michael is a Time "Hero of the Environment," Green Book Award winner, and the founder and president of Environmental Progress. He has been called a "environmental guru," "climate guru," "North America's leading public intellectual on clean energy," and "high priest" of the environmental humanist movement for his writings and TED talks, which have been viewed more than 5 million times. But when Michael penned a stunning article in Forbes saying, "On Behalf of Environmentalists, I Apologize for the Climate Scare", the article was pulled just a few hours later. (Read more here.)

On the show, Micheal talked about how environmental alarmism has overtaken scientific fact, leading to a number of unfortunate consequences. He said one of the problems is that rich nations are blocking poor nations from being able to industrialize. Instead, they are seeking to make poverty sustainable, rather than to make poverty history.

"As a cultural anthropologist, I've been traveling to poorer countries and interviewing small farmers for over 30 years. And, obviously there are a lot of causes why countries are poor, but there's no reason we should be helping them to stay poor," Michael said. "A few years ago, there was a movement to make poverty history ... [but] it got taken over by the climate alarmist movement, which has been focused on depriving poor countries, not just of fossil fuels they need to develop, but also the large hydroelectric dams."

He offered the example of the Congo, one of the poorest countries in the world. The Congo has been denied the resources needed to build large hydroelectric dams, which are absolutely essential to pull people out of poverty. And one of the main groups preventing poor countries from the gaining financing they need to to build dams is based in Berkeley, California — a city that gets its electricity from hydroelectric dams.

"It's just unconscionable ... there are major groups, including the Sierra Club, that support efforts to deprive poor countries of energy. And, honestly, they've taken over the World Bank [which] used to fund the basics of development: roads, electricity, sewage systems, flood control, dams," Micheal said.

"Environmentalism, apocalyptic environmentalism in particular, has become the dominant religion of supposedly secular people in the West. So, you know, it's people at the United Nations. It's people that are in very powerful positions who are trying to impose 'nature's order' on societies," he continued. "And, of course, the problem is that nobody can figure out what nature is, and what it's not. That's not a particular good basis for organizing your economy."

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Dr. Voddie Baucham, Dean of Theology at African Christian University in Lusaka, Zambia, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to explain why he agrees with Vice President Mike Pence's refusal to say the phrase "Black Lives Matter."

Baucham, who recently drew national attention when his sermon titled "Ethnic Gnosticism" resurfaced online, said the phrase has been trademarked by a dangerous, violent, Marxist movement that doesn't care about black lives except to use them as political pawns.

"We have to separate this movement from the issues," Baucham warned. "I know that [Black Lives Matter] is a phrase that is part of an organization. It is a trademark phrase. And it's a phrase designed to use black people.

"That phrase dehumanizes black people, because it makes them pawns in a game that has nothing whatsoever to do with black people and their dignity. And has everything to do with a divisive agenda that is bigger than black people. That's why I'm not going to use that phrase, because I love black people. I love being black."

Baucham warned that Black Lives Matter -- a radical Marxist movement -- is using black people and communities to push a dangerous and divisive narrative. He encouraged Americans to educate themselves on the organization's agenda and belief statement.

"This movement is dangerous. This movement is vicious. And this movement uses black people," he emphasized. "And so if I'm really concerned about issues in the black community -- and I am -- then I have to refuse, and I have to repudiate that organization. Because they stand against that for which I am advocating."

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On last week's Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck revealed where the Black Lives Matter organization really gets its funding, and the dark money trail leading to a cast of familiar characters. Shortly after the program aired, one of BLM's fiscal sponsors, Thousand Currents, took down its board of directors page, which featured one of these shady characters:

Ex-Marxist professor and author of "Beyond Woke," Michael Rectenwald, joined Glenn Beck on the TV show to fill us in on the suspicious change he discovered on the Thousand Currents webpage and the Communist terrorists who is now helping run the organization. (Fortunately, the internet is forever, so it is still possible to view the board of directors page by looking at a web archive from the WayBack Machine.)

Rectenwald revealed the shocking life history of Thousand Currents' vice chair of the board, Susan Rosenberg, who spent 16 years in federal prison for her part in a series of increasingly violent acts of terrorism, including bombing the U.S. Capitol building, bombing an FBI building, and targeting police for assassination.

"Their whole campaign was one of unbelievably vicious, murderous cop killings, assassinations, and bombings," explained Rectenwald of Rosenberg's terror group known as the May 19th Communist Organization or M19.

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