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GLENN: Here's Mr. Christie, Governor Christie and the late latest Chris Christie porn.

VOICE: -- leads to talk of Governor Christie maybe being President Christie. What do you say? Don't let the applause prevent an answer.

CHRIS: Yeah, listen, not going to happen.

VOICE: What do you mean?

CHRIS: I want to be governor of New Jersey, I ran for governor of New Jersey.

VOICE: So did Woodrow Wilson.

CHRIS: I understand that, but I'm not Woodrow Wilson I don't think anybody could confuse me with Woodrow Wilson. Listen, you have to be really in your gut, and in your heart, ready to be President of the United States if you decide to run for that. And I simply do not have the desire to do it, nor do I think I'm ready. You know, four years ago there were a lot of people who wanted me to run for governor in 2005, when I was U.S. attorney, and I made the decision even though many in my party were urging me to do it, not to run because I loved the job I was in, and I didn't think I was ready.

VOICE: But you already know governor have more experience than Barack Obama when he announced his presidency (Applause.)

CHRIS: Well, that -- that doesn't mean -- that doesn't mean that I'm ready. That doesn't mean that I'm ready.

VOICE: How about --

CHRIS: In my judgment -- and this is really important, because in my judgment, if you're going to try to do something like that, you have to absolutely believe in your heart and in your mind that you want to do it, and that you're ready to do it. And I want to be governor of New Jersey.

STU: Disappointing on one hand.

GLENN: He doesn't know this. He doesn't know this. Chris, there is a kitchen in the White House that will make --

PAT: You had to go --

GLENN: I'm speaking his language. What, you don't think I speak that language? Somebody tells me that there is a kitchen and chefs that will make anything I want I can call at 3 o'clock in the morning I feel like pie, and they will bring it to me.

STU: We have the one politician who actually doesn't seem like he's only hungry for power, and you're have to go to fat jokes.

GLENN: I'm not going to fat jokes I'm being dead serious.

STU: I do not --

GLENN: You don't think it appeals to him?

STU: It appeals to anyone to have their own --

GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right. I'm a man who can talk -- I talk to my stomach, my stomach talks to me. I am one with me belly. You don't think that that is something -- come on. He says he's not ready. Okay fine, whatever. Pie. Anytime you want it. Now how much do you want it, Chris?

STU: He was very specific though, Pat was saying off the air a little worried they were constantly bringing that up.

PAT: If he changes his mind, they'll beat him to death.

STU: They will beat him to death with it, but he very clearly did qualify it. He very clearly -- as he was leading up to it. If you want to play it again, there were two specific things, it was it was in his heart, and there was another thing I can't remember what it was, if you want to hit it again but it was something it was just about his heart and it was something else but it wasn't like I don't think I'm qualified because I'm not intelligent enough.

PAT: He said he's not ready.

STU: He said he's not ready in his heart. It was a heart and desire maybe, something like that.

PAT: It's too definitive to run in 2012.

GLENN: I don't know anybody who really wants -- do you know anybody who really wants the presidency? Do you know anybody?

PAT: Yeah, power hungry people. I think Barack Obama wanted it desperately, obviously.

GLENN: Do you know anybody who really wants the presidency, who you want to be the president of the United States?

PAT: No probably not.

GLENN: Think about what this next president is going to have to do. We are not inheriting a country that is in good condition. You're inheriting a country -- you want to say the country was left in bad shape because of George W. Bush, yes it was. And many conservatives were saying the same thing. Look at what's happening to us. We're spending out of control, we're abandoning the free market system, and we've got our borders open, and we're fighting wars that we're not not fighting to win. Yeah. Barack Obama did inherit a bad situation. Now, what has he done with that situation? He has made it a thousand times worse. And creating a situation to where the State can grab power like craze y what is in this new financial bill? They can grab companies they think that it is a danger to the nation, they can just grab it and shut you down. That's a little frightening with that power.

PAT: And that's not companies that's taken stimulus that's any company they deem big enough to harm the economy they can take control of this.

GLENN: Now let me ask this, could you say that Fox News --


GLENN: Darn right you could. Could you say that talk radio is?

PAT: You bet.

GLENN: Look what they just did with me and Goldline, they're trying to convince Americans that somehow I can affect the price of gold? There's no way. There's no way.

STU: China can affect the price of gold. Glenn Beck cannot.

GLENN: Exactly. So the government is trying to convince you that I am a danger to people's retirement, I'm a danger to the price of gold, et cetera, et cetera. That's ridiculous. Now we're about to give that government power to shut down anyone that they think is a threat to the economy, or threat to the United States of America.

PAT: You may have affected the price of pie, though, today. I really want some. And you've created an extra demand and that will drive the price up. Are you in with Mrs. Smith?

GLENN: Yes, I am.

STU: He seemed to ignore your pie comment, he seems to be moving on.

PAT: Moving on. Whatever. Whatever.

GLENN: If you'd like to do add what we're trying to do to BP what we're about to do to drilling in this country. Who wants to be President?

PAT: Nobody in their right mind.

GLENN: You have the labor unions all primed and ready to go. Anybody that has to make cuts, remember in France the unions are protest because they're trying to raise the retirement age to 60 or 62. They're trying to raise it to 62. And the unions are all protesting. What do you think they're going to do to the next president of the United States? What do you think these unions are going to do to the Republican party in Congress? They are going to rip it apart. If I don't have pie at call 24 hours a day, no way I'm doing it. No way anybody is going to do it. You're going to have to escape to the pie room.

And yes, Chris, I just told you about the kitchen. I haven't told you about the pie room. Not a lot of people know about the pie room.

Shhh, shhh

STU: National radio you just said --

GLENN: Believe me, Chris, there is a pie room. But you have to be the president

STU: Oh, the pie room, I love the pie room.


STU: It's filled with pies.

GLENN: You have to be President to get into the pie room. I'm just saying. Back in a second.

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Imagine sometime next year, getting called before HUWAC – the House Un-Woke Activities Committee.

"Are you or have you ever been a member of the un-woke?"

Something like that is not as far-fetched as you might think.

Last week, Robert Reich, the former Secretary of Labor during the Clinton administration, now a UC Berkeley professor, tweeted this:

Since the 1970s, there have been dozens of "Truth Commissions" around the world like the kind Robert Reich wants in America. Most of these have been set up in Africa and Latin America. Usually it happens in countries after a civil war, or where there's been a regime change – a dictator is finally overthrown, and a commission is set up to address atrocities that happened under the dictator. Or, as in the commissions in East Germany and Czechoslovakia, atrocities under communism. Or, in the most famous example, South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation commission addressed the decades of apartheid that ravaged that nation.

These commissions usually conclude with an official final report. These commissions and reports have served as a means of governments trying to close a dark chapter of their country's history, or provide emotional catharsis, as a way to generally move on. Sometimes it kind of works for people, most of the time it leaves people clamoring for more justice.

Here's how one professor described truth commissions in an article in The Conversation last year. He wrote:

The goal of a truth commission… is to hold public hearings to establish the scale and impact of a past injustice, typically involving wide-scale human rights abuses, and make it part of the permanent, unassailable public record. Truth commissions also officially recognize victims and perpetrators in an effort to move beyond the painful past… Some have been used cynically as tools for governments to legitimize themselves by pretending they have dealt with painful history when they have only kicked the can down the road.

See, this is the problem with a lot of "Truth" commissions – they are inherently political. Even if you trust your government and give them all the benefit of the doubt in the world that their Truth commission is trying to do the right thing, it is ALWAYS going to be political. Because these truth commissions are never set up by those who have LOST power in government. They're always established by those who have WON power.

The Deputy Executive Director of the International Center for Transitional Justice says one of the main points in these Truth commissions is that "the victims become protagonists."

A Department of Anti-racism is entirely within the realm of possibility.

So, who are the victims in Robert Reich's America? People like him, members of the far-Left who had to endure the atrocities of four years of a president with different political ideas. What an injustice. I mean, the left's suffering during the Trump administration is almost on the level of apartheid or genocide – so we totally need a Truth commission.

There have been lots of calls for the U.S. to have its own Truth and Reconciliation commission, especially around racial injustice.

This past June, Democratic Congresswoman Barbara Lee of California introduced legislation to establish the " United States Commission on Truth, Racial Healing, and Transformation."

Ibram X. Kendi – the high priest of anti-racism, and author of Target's current favorite book " Antiracist Baby" – proposes a Constitutional anti-racism amendment. This amendment would:

establish and permanently fund the Department of Anti-racism (DOA) comprised of formally trained experts on racism and no political appointees. The DOA would be responsible for pre-clearing all local, state and federal public policies to ensure they won't yield racial inequity, monitor those policies, investigate private racist policies when racial inequity surfaces, and monitor public officials for expressions of racist ideas. The DOA would be empowered with disciplinary tools to wield over and against policymakers and public officials who do not voluntarily change their racist policy and ideas.

If you think that is far-fetched, you haven't been paying attention to the Left's growing radicalism. In a Joe Biden-Kamala Harris administration, a Department of Anti-racism is entirely within the realm of possibility. And of course, such a DOA would never stop at policing government.

We're in a dangerous, precarious moment in our history. Given the events of 2020, should Democrats gain the White House, the Senate, and the House, how many commissions will be in our future? They will suddenly have plenty of political capital to drag the nation through years of commission hearings.

And the Left's form of justice is never satisfied. You think it will stop at a T&R commission on race? MSNBC's Chris Hayes tweeted this month about the need for a commission to deal with Americans who are skeptical about wearing masks:

Or what about a Truth commission on religion? I mean, look at those reckless churches spreading Covid this year. Or this would be a big one – a T&R commission on climate change deniers.

The Left is highly selective when it comes to truth. That's why they are the very last group you want in charge of anything with "Truth and Reconciliation" in the title.

This is one of the most incredibly frustrating things about the Left in America today. The Left insists there is no such thing as absolute truth, while simultaneously insisting there are certain approved truths that are undeniable.

So, you can't question "Science" – even though that's pretty much what every great scientist in history did.

You can't question racism as the explanation for all of existence – because, well, just because.

You can't question third-party "Fact-checkers" – because the powers that be, mainly Big Tech right now, have decided they are the Truth referees and you have to trust what they say because they're using certified external fact-checkers. They just forgot to tell you that they actually fund these third-party fact-checkers. It's like if McDonald's told you to trust third-party health inspectors that they were paying for.

The Left thinks it has a monopoly on Truth. They're the enlightened ones, because they've had the correct instruction, they're privy to the actual facts. It's psychotic arrogance. If you don't buy what they're selling, even if you're just skeptical of it, it's because you either don't have the facts, you willingly deny the facts, or you're simply incapable of grasping the truth because you're blinded by your raging racism problem. It's most likely the racism problem.

The Left never learns from its own preaching. For the past 60-plus years they've decried the House Un-American Activities Committee for trying to root out communists, getting people canceled, ruining Hollywood careers, etcetera. But a HUAC-type committee is precisely what Robert Reich is describing and many on the Left want. It's not enough for Trump to be voted out of office. Americans who helped put him there must be punished. They don't want reconciliation, they want retribution. Because the Left doesn't simply loathe Donald Trump, the Left loathes YOU.

President Donald Trump's performance at last night's final presidential debate was "brilliant" and "the best he's ever done," Glenn Beck said on the radio program Friday.

Glenn described the moments he thought President Trump came across as "sincere," "kind," and "well-informed," as well as Joe Biden's biggest downfalls for of the night — from his big statement on wanting to eliminate the oil industry to his unsurprising gaffes as the debate neared the end. But, the question remains: was Trump's "brilliant performance" enough to win the election?

Watch the video be low to get Glenn's take on the final debate before the November 3 election:

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This is a moment "Cynical Theories" author James Lindsay probably hoped would never come. The liberal mathematician and host of the "New Discourses Podcast" recently came out as "unhappily" voting Republican, including for President Donald Trump, because the Democratic Party is now being controlled by a far-left movement that seeks to destroy our country and the U.S. Constitution.

He joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to explain why this election isn't "Trump versus Biden." It's Trump versus a "movement that wants to tear apart American society at its very foundation." Lindsay warned that if it isn't stopped, the left can toss out our rights by rewriting the Constitution — or abolishing it altogether.

"A lot of people don't understand what's happening with the election we have right now," he said. "They think it's a choice between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. And at the surface level, of course, it is. We're voting for each candidate to be duly put into the office of president. But that's not what we really have going on. We have, in Donald Trump, a man who's going to govern as we've all seen — the way he feels like he's going to govern. And we have in Joe Biden, a man captured by a movement that wants to tear apart the American society at its very foundation."

Lindsay noted the popular leftist narratives that call to "abolish anything they don't like," which now includes the U.S. Constitution. He added that "this is the movement that is controlling the Democratic Party."

"It is my belief, that there has been a largely effective kind of silent coup of the Democratic Party, that's turned it completely under the control of this movement. And that's what we're going to be electing with Joe Biden. So I can't do it," he said.

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Tonight at 9 p.m. ET, 8 p.m. CT, Glenn Beck goes straight to the source of the biggest story in the country with Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who takes us directly into Hunter Biden's alleged laptop.

Despite Big Tech's attempts to squash this story, there should be a mad scramble in the media to get to the bottom of major corruption allegations, but they're willfully ignoring it. However, this is not just a story about Hunter Biden. This is all about Joe Biden. It's a story Glenn has been investigating for over a year that traces back to Ukraine and China. It goes directly to the root of corruption within our political system: How politicians use their family members to enrich the entire clan and sell out their country. While the media looks the other way, Glenn asks Mayor Giuliani to show us the evidence. Giuliani details the chain of possession of the laptop and reveals news that he only had possession of the laptop days before the New York Post story broke. He says, "I reported this the day after I saw it."

He also drops a major bombshell on the show and says Big Tech doesn't want you to see evidence that "establishes with texts, documents, contracts" that "Joe Biden was a 10% partner with a Chinese communist … and there are witnesses that will come forward and testify to it."

Big Tech censorship is out of control. So to watch tonight's explosive episode of Glenn TV, you must be a BlazeTV subscriber. Because Big Tech is doing whatever it can to limit free speech, we're offering our most important discount on BlazeTV ever. Use promo code GLENN to get $30 off a one-year subscription, so you'll have 24/7 access to news and entertainment completely free of biased "fact-checks" and censorship.

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