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GLENN: Here's Mr. Christie, Governor Christie and the late latest Chris Christie porn.

VOICE: -- leads to talk of Governor Christie maybe being President Christie. What do you say? Don't let the applause prevent an answer.

CHRIS: Yeah, listen, not going to happen.

VOICE: What do you mean?

CHRIS: I want to be governor of New Jersey, I ran for governor of New Jersey.

VOICE: So did Woodrow Wilson.

CHRIS: I understand that, but I'm not Woodrow Wilson I don't think anybody could confuse me with Woodrow Wilson. Listen, you have to be really in your gut, and in your heart, ready to be President of the United States if you decide to run for that. And I simply do not have the desire to do it, nor do I think I'm ready. You know, four years ago there were a lot of people who wanted me to run for governor in 2005, when I was U.S. attorney, and I made the decision even though many in my party were urging me to do it, not to run because I loved the job I was in, and I didn't think I was ready.

VOICE: But you already know governor have more experience than Barack Obama when he announced his presidency (Applause.)

CHRIS: Well, that -- that doesn't mean -- that doesn't mean that I'm ready. That doesn't mean that I'm ready.

VOICE: How about --

CHRIS: In my judgment -- and this is really important, because in my judgment, if you're going to try to do something like that, you have to absolutely believe in your heart and in your mind that you want to do it, and that you're ready to do it. And I want to be governor of New Jersey.

STU: Disappointing on one hand.

GLENN: He doesn't know this. He doesn't know this. Chris, there is a kitchen in the White House that will make --

PAT: You had to go --

GLENN: I'm speaking his language. What, you don't think I speak that language? Somebody tells me that there is a kitchen and chefs that will make anything I want I can call at 3 o'clock in the morning I feel like pie, and they will bring it to me.

STU: We have the one politician who actually doesn't seem like he's only hungry for power, and you're have to go to fat jokes.

GLENN: I'm not going to fat jokes I'm being dead serious.

STU: I do not --

GLENN: You don't think it appeals to him?

STU: It appeals to anyone to have their own --

GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right. I'm a man who can talk -- I talk to my stomach, my stomach talks to me. I am one with me belly. You don't think that that is something -- come on. He says he's not ready. Okay fine, whatever. Pie. Anytime you want it. Now how much do you want it, Chris?

STU: He was very specific though, Pat was saying off the air a little worried they were constantly bringing that up.

PAT: If he changes his mind, they'll beat him to death.

STU: They will beat him to death with it, but he very clearly did qualify it. He very clearly -- as he was leading up to it. If you want to play it again, there were two specific things, it was it was in his heart, and there was another thing I can't remember what it was, if you want to hit it again but it was something it was just about his heart and it was something else but it wasn't like I don't think I'm qualified because I'm not intelligent enough.

PAT: He said he's not ready.

STU: He said he's not ready in his heart. It was a heart and desire maybe, something like that.

PAT: It's too definitive to run in 2012.

GLENN: I don't know anybody who really wants -- do you know anybody who really wants the presidency? Do you know anybody?

PAT: Yeah, power hungry people. I think Barack Obama wanted it desperately, obviously.

GLENN: Do you know anybody who really wants the presidency, who you want to be the president of the United States?

PAT: No probably not.

GLENN: Think about what this next president is going to have to do. We are not inheriting a country that is in good condition. You're inheriting a country -- you want to say the country was left in bad shape because of George W. Bush, yes it was. And many conservatives were saying the same thing. Look at what's happening to us. We're spending out of control, we're abandoning the free market system, and we've got our borders open, and we're fighting wars that we're not not fighting to win. Yeah. Barack Obama did inherit a bad situation. Now, what has he done with that situation? He has made it a thousand times worse. And creating a situation to where the State can grab power like craze y what is in this new financial bill? They can grab companies they think that it is a danger to the nation, they can just grab it and shut you down. That's a little frightening with that power.

PAT: And that's not companies that's taken stimulus that's any company they deem big enough to harm the economy they can take control of this.

GLENN: Now let me ask this, could you say that Fox News --


GLENN: Darn right you could. Could you say that talk radio is?

PAT: You bet.

GLENN: Look what they just did with me and Goldline, they're trying to convince Americans that somehow I can affect the price of gold? There's no way. There's no way.

STU: China can affect the price of gold. Glenn Beck cannot.

GLENN: Exactly. So the government is trying to convince you that I am a danger to people's retirement, I'm a danger to the price of gold, et cetera, et cetera. That's ridiculous. Now we're about to give that government power to shut down anyone that they think is a threat to the economy, or threat to the United States of America.

PAT: You may have affected the price of pie, though, today. I really want some. And you've created an extra demand and that will drive the price up. Are you in with Mrs. Smith?

GLENN: Yes, I am.

STU: He seemed to ignore your pie comment, he seems to be moving on.

PAT: Moving on. Whatever. Whatever.

GLENN: If you'd like to do add what we're trying to do to BP what we're about to do to drilling in this country. Who wants to be President?

PAT: Nobody in their right mind.

GLENN: You have the labor unions all primed and ready to go. Anybody that has to make cuts, remember in France the unions are protest because they're trying to raise the retirement age to 60 or 62. They're trying to raise it to 62. And the unions are all protesting. What do you think they're going to do to the next president of the United States? What do you think these unions are going to do to the Republican party in Congress? They are going to rip it apart. If I don't have pie at call 24 hours a day, no way I'm doing it. No way anybody is going to do it. You're going to have to escape to the pie room.

And yes, Chris, I just told you about the kitchen. I haven't told you about the pie room. Not a lot of people know about the pie room.

Shhh, shhh

STU: National radio you just said --

GLENN: Believe me, Chris, there is a pie room. But you have to be the president

STU: Oh, the pie room, I love the pie room.


STU: It's filled with pies.

GLENN: You have to be President to get into the pie room. I'm just saying. Back in a second.

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For the first time in the history of "The Glenn Beck Program," former President Donald Trump joined Glenn to give his take on America's direction under President Joe Biden compared to his own administration. He explained why Biden's horrific Afghanistan withdrawal was "not even a little bit" like his plan, and why he thinks it was "the most embarrassing event in the history of our country."

Plus, the former president gave his opinion on China's potential takeover of Bagram Air Base, the Pakistani Prime Minister, and Gen. Mark A. Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Glenn asked President Trump how similar the Biden administration's withdrawal from Afghanistan was to his administration's plan.

"Not even a little bit," Trump answered. "We had a great plan, but it was a very tenuous plan. It was based on many conditions. For instance, you can't kill American soldiers. ... You have to understand, I did want to get out. But I wanted to get out with dignity, and I wanted to take our equipment out. And I didn't want soldiers killed. ... What [Biden] did was just indefensible. He took the military out first and he left all the people. And then we became beggars to get the people out. I had a plan to get them out very quickly. But first, the Americans would go out."

Trump told Glenn that his plan included maintaining Bagram Air Base and explained why he would not have left "a single nail" behind in Afghanistan for the Taliban to seize.

"We were going to keep Bagram open," he explained. "We were never going to close that because, frankly, Bagram is more about China than it is about Afghanistan. It was practically on the other border of China. And now we've lost that. And you know who is taking it over? China is taking it over. We spend $10 billion to build that base. It's got the longest, most powerful runways in the world. And China has now got its representatives there and it looks like they'll take it over. Glenn, it's not believable what's happened. You know, they have Apache helicopters. These are really expensive weapons, and they have 28 of them. And they're brand-new. The latest model."

Glenn mentioned recent reports that Gen. Milley, America's top military officer, made "secret phone calls" to his counterpart in China while President Trump was in office.

"I learned early on that he was a dope," Trump said of Gen. Milley. "He made a statement to me — and I guarantee that's what happened to Biden — because I said, 'We're getting out of Afghanistan. We have to do it.' And I said, 'I want every nail. I want every screw. I want every bolt. I want every plane. I want every tank. I want it all out, down to the nails, screws, bolts ... I want every single thing. And he said, 'Sir, it's cheaper to leave it than it is to bring it.'

"The airplane might have cost $40 million, $50 million ... millions and millions of dollars. So, you think it's cheaper to leave it than to have 200 pilots fly over and fly all the equipment out? ... I said, you've got to be nuts. I mean, give me a tank of gas and a pilot and I just picked up a $40 million-dollar airplane. It was amazing. So, I learned early that this guy is a dope. But what he did, is he hurt our country ... and he shouldn't have been allowed to do it. And bad things should happen to him."

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In a shocking but underreported conversation ahead of the G7 Speakers' meeting in London last week, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi admitted that the administration knows China is committing "genocide" against the Uyghurs in the Xinjiang region, but thinks working with the regime on climate change is more important.

On the radio program, an outraged Glenn Beck dissected Pelosi's speech and broke down how — along with the Biden administration's abandonment of Americans in Afghanistan, and the Democrat decision to follow measures of medical "equity" — the far left is revealing how little they really care about human life.

Glenn played a video clip of Pelosi making the following statement:

We've always felt connected to China, but with their military aggression in the South China Sea, with their continuation of genocide with the Uyghurs in Xinjiang province there, with their violation of the cultural, linguistic, religious priority of Tibet, with their suppression of democracy in Hong Kong and other parts of China, as well – they're just getting worse in terms of suppression, and freedom of speech. So, human rights, security, economically [sic].

Having said all of that ... we have to work together on climate. Climate is an overriding issue and China is the leading emitter in the world, the U.S. too and developed world too, but we must work together.

"We have Nancy Pelosi admitting the United States of America knows that they're not only committing [genocide], they're continuing to commit it. Which means, we've known for a while," Glenn noted. "And what does she say? She goes on to say, yes, they're committing genocide against the Uyghurs, but having said that, I'm quoting, 'the overriding issue,' is working together on climate change.

"Would we have worked with Hitler on climate change? Would we have worked with Hitler on developing the bomb? Would we have worked with Hitler on developing the Autobahn? Would we have worked with Hitler on his socialized medicine? Would we have worked with Hitler on any of his national, socialist ideas?" he asked.

"The answer is no. No. When you're committing genocide, no! She said 'we have to work together on climate,' because climate is the 'overriding issue.' The overriding issue? There is no way to describe this mindset. That, yes, they are killing an entire group of people because of their ethnicity or religion. They are systematically rounding them up, using them for slave labor, and killing them, using their organs and selling them on the open market. They are nothing more than cattle. For us to recognize it and do nothing about it is bad enough. But to say, 'we recognize it, but we have bigger things to talk to them about,' is a horror show."

Glenn went on to urge Americans to "stand up together in love, peace, and harmony," or risk watching our nation become the worst plague on human life yet.

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The fall of Lehman Brothers in 2008 marked the largest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history and economic collapse was felt throughout the world. But now China's own version of Lehman Brothers, Evergrande, is teetering closer and closer to that edge, too. On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck gave the latest update and predicted how it will affect Asian markets and what it could mean for America's economy.

Glenn explained why he believes a major collapse that is happening now in China will have a cascading effect into a "controlled collapse," a managed decline that will dramatically change America's economy and the way we all live.

"You will not recognize your lifestyle. Hear me," Glenn warned. "And that's not a right-left thing. That's a right-wrong thing. We're on the wrong track. I'm telling you now, there's new information and you are not going to recognize the American lifestyle. ... It could happen tomorrow. It could happen in five years from now, but it will happen. We are headed for a very different country. One where you don't have the rights that you have. And you certainly don't have the economic privileges that Americans are used to."

"The same thing that happened in 2008 is now happening in China," Glenn continued. "This time, it's going to take everything down. When it collapses, it will take everything down."

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Justin Haskins, editorial director of the Heartland Institute, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to expose a shocking conversation between two Great Reset proponents — Klaus Schwab, chairman of the World Economic Forum, and Christine Lagarde, president of the European Central Bank (Europe's equivalent to the Fed).

The way Schwab and Lagarde discuss the role central banks should play in establishing societal norms, determining your way of life, and defending against potential crisis is proof that the Great Reset is upon us, Justin explained. And the scariest part is that they're not even trying to hide it. The entire, unbelievable conversation has been published on the WEF website, which you can read here.

Glenn read an excerpt from the conversation:

Christine Lagarde: At the ECB, we have now wrapped up and concluded our strategy review, which was the first one in 17 years. And I was blessed to have an entire Governing Council unanimously agree that the fight against climate change should be one of the considerations that we take when we determine monetary policy. So at least the European Central Bank is of the view that climate change is an important component in order to decide on monetary policy. ...

Can we arrive at that trade-off between fighting climate change, preserving biodiversity and yet securing enough growth to respond to legitimate demands of the population? And my first answer, Klaus, to be firm, is that to have a way of life, we need life. And in the medium term, we do have major threats on the horizon that could cause the death of hundreds of thousands of people. So we have to think life, first. We have to think way of life, second. ...

So we have to think life, first. We have to think way of life, second. How can we come together to make sure that we secure the first priority, which is life, and also protect the way of life that people have? And make sure that the cost of it is not so high for some people, that they just cannot tolerate it. I think that the trade-off that we reach will probably require some redistribution, because it is clear that the most exposed people, the less privileged people are those that are going to need some help.

"Do you understand, America, what that means?" Glenn exclaimed. "You have elites, that you never elected, that are having these meetings ... deciding what is a legitimate need for you. And telling you that your needs are going to go away in your lifetime. You may not see a time where you get wants again. Just your needs are going to be addressed. Am I reading this wrong?"

"This is absolutely what is being said here," Justin agreed. "She's very clear that we need to make sure that way of life is second to life. We have to save all these people, hundreds of thousands of people are going to die from this supposedly existential threat of climate change. And their wants, and their desires, and their quality of living, all of that has to come second."

"This is a central bank saying this. This is not an elected official, who is accountable directly to the people. This is a central bank saying, we're going to print money. We're going to use monetary policy, to impose these ideas, to rework society in order to accomplish our goals," Justin added, addressing Lagarde's call for "some redistribution."

Will Great Reset elites — not elected by the U.S. — soon be dictating to the rest of the world? Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn and Justin break it down:

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