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GLENN: Here's Mr. Christie, Governor Christie and the late latest Chris Christie porn.

VOICE: -- leads to talk of Governor Christie maybe being President Christie. What do you say? Don't let the applause prevent an answer.

CHRIS: Yeah, listen, not going to happen.

VOICE: What do you mean?

CHRIS: I want to be governor of New Jersey, I ran for governor of New Jersey.

VOICE: So did Woodrow Wilson.

CHRIS: I understand that, but I'm not Woodrow Wilson I don't think anybody could confuse me with Woodrow Wilson. Listen, you have to be really in your gut, and in your heart, ready to be President of the United States if you decide to run for that. And I simply do not have the desire to do it, nor do I think I'm ready. You know, four years ago there were a lot of people who wanted me to run for governor in 2005, when I was U.S. attorney, and I made the decision even though many in my party were urging me to do it, not to run because I loved the job I was in, and I didn't think I was ready.

VOICE: But you already know governor have more experience than Barack Obama when he announced his presidency (Applause.)

CHRIS: Well, that -- that doesn't mean -- that doesn't mean that I'm ready. That doesn't mean that I'm ready.

VOICE: How about --

CHRIS: In my judgment -- and this is really important, because in my judgment, if you're going to try to do something like that, you have to absolutely believe in your heart and in your mind that you want to do it, and that you're ready to do it. And I want to be governor of New Jersey.

STU: Disappointing on one hand.

GLENN: He doesn't know this. He doesn't know this. Chris, there is a kitchen in the White House that will make --

PAT: You had to go --

GLENN: I'm speaking his language. What, you don't think I speak that language? Somebody tells me that there is a kitchen and chefs that will make anything I want I can call at 3 o'clock in the morning I feel like pie, and they will bring it to me.

STU: We have the one politician who actually doesn't seem like he's only hungry for power, and you're have to go to fat jokes.

GLENN: I'm not going to fat jokes I'm being dead serious.

STU: I do not --

GLENN: You don't think it appeals to him?

STU: It appeals to anyone to have their own --

GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right. I'm a man who can talk -- I talk to my stomach, my stomach talks to me. I am one with me belly. You don't think that that is something -- come on. He says he's not ready. Okay fine, whatever. Pie. Anytime you want it. Now how much do you want it, Chris?

STU: He was very specific though, Pat was saying off the air a little worried they were constantly bringing that up.

PAT: If he changes his mind, they'll beat him to death.

STU: They will beat him to death with it, but he very clearly did qualify it. He very clearly -- as he was leading up to it. If you want to play it again, there were two specific things, it was it was in his heart, and there was another thing I can't remember what it was, if you want to hit it again but it was something it was just about his heart and it was something else but it wasn't like I don't think I'm qualified because I'm not intelligent enough.

PAT: He said he's not ready.

STU: He said he's not ready in his heart. It was a heart and desire maybe, something like that.

PAT: It's too definitive to run in 2012.

GLENN: I don't know anybody who really wants -- do you know anybody who really wants the presidency? Do you know anybody?

PAT: Yeah, power hungry people. I think Barack Obama wanted it desperately, obviously.

GLENN: Do you know anybody who really wants the presidency, who you want to be the president of the United States?

PAT: No probably not.

GLENN: Think about what this next president is going to have to do. We are not inheriting a country that is in good condition. You're inheriting a country -- you want to say the country was left in bad shape because of George W. Bush, yes it was. And many conservatives were saying the same thing. Look at what's happening to us. We're spending out of control, we're abandoning the free market system, and we've got our borders open, and we're fighting wars that we're not not fighting to win. Yeah. Barack Obama did inherit a bad situation. Now, what has he done with that situation? He has made it a thousand times worse. And creating a situation to where the State can grab power like craze y what is in this new financial bill? They can grab companies they think that it is a danger to the nation, they can just grab it and shut you down. That's a little frightening with that power.

PAT: And that's not companies that's taken stimulus that's any company they deem big enough to harm the economy they can take control of this.

GLENN: Now let me ask this, could you say that Fox News --


GLENN: Darn right you could. Could you say that talk radio is?

PAT: You bet.

GLENN: Look what they just did with me and Goldline, they're trying to convince Americans that somehow I can affect the price of gold? There's no way. There's no way.

STU: China can affect the price of gold. Glenn Beck cannot.

GLENN: Exactly. So the government is trying to convince you that I am a danger to people's retirement, I'm a danger to the price of gold, et cetera, et cetera. That's ridiculous. Now we're about to give that government power to shut down anyone that they think is a threat to the economy, or threat to the United States of America.

PAT: You may have affected the price of pie, though, today. I really want some. And you've created an extra demand and that will drive the price up. Are you in with Mrs. Smith?

GLENN: Yes, I am.

STU: He seemed to ignore your pie comment, he seems to be moving on.

PAT: Moving on. Whatever. Whatever.

GLENN: If you'd like to do add what we're trying to do to BP what we're about to do to drilling in this country. Who wants to be President?

PAT: Nobody in their right mind.

GLENN: You have the labor unions all primed and ready to go. Anybody that has to make cuts, remember in France the unions are protest because they're trying to raise the retirement age to 60 or 62. They're trying to raise it to 62. And the unions are all protesting. What do you think they're going to do to the next president of the United States? What do you think these unions are going to do to the Republican party in Congress? They are going to rip it apart. If I don't have pie at call 24 hours a day, no way I'm doing it. No way anybody is going to do it. You're going to have to escape to the pie room.

And yes, Chris, I just told you about the kitchen. I haven't told you about the pie room. Not a lot of people know about the pie room.

Shhh, shhh

STU: National radio you just said --

GLENN: Believe me, Chris, there is a pie room. But you have to be the president

STU: Oh, the pie room, I love the pie room.


STU: It's filled with pies.

GLENN: You have to be President to get into the pie room. I'm just saying. Back in a second.

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As the Senate prepares for former President Trump's second impeachment trial, many are asking whether it's constitutional to try a president after leaving office. Alan Dershowitz, lawyer and host of the of "The Dershow," joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to talk about the legal battles Trump still faces.

Dershowitz said he believes the Senate doesn't have the authority to convict Trump, now that he's a private citizen again, and thus can't use impeachment to bar him from running for office again.

"The Constitution says the purpose of impeachment is to remove somebody. He [Trump] is out of office. There's nothing left to do.
It doesn't say you can impeach him to disqualify him for the future. It says, if you remove him you can then add disqualification, but you can't just impeach somebody to disqualify them," Dershowitz said.

"The Senate can't try ordinary citizens. So once you're an ordinary citizen, you get tried only in the courts, not in the Senate. So it's clearly unconstitutional," he added.

Dershowitz, who served on Trump's legal team during the first impeachment trial, also discussed whether he thinks Trump is legally (or even just ethically) responsible for the Capitol riot earlier this month, and whether those engaging in violence could be considered "domestic terrorists."

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A new, shocking CBS News poll shows that the majority of Americans believe they're facing a new enemy: other Americans.

More than two-thirds of poll respondents said they believe democracy in the U.S. is "threatened," and 54% said "other people in America" are the "biggest threat to the American way of life," rather than economic factors, viruses, natural disasters, or foreign actors.

Will it be possible to unite our nation with statistics like that? On "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn and Stu discussed the poll numbers and what they mean for our future.

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Countless leaders on the left are now arguing that removing President Donald Trump from office won't be enough — they're now calling for the president's "cult-like" supporters to be "deprogrammed." And it's not just fringe politicians.

During an appearance on "Real Time with Bill Maher" last week, former NBC anchor Katie Couric said, "The question is, how are we going to really almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump."

Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi questioned whether the nation needs "a 9/11-type commission" to determine whether President Trump was colluding with Russian President Vladimir Putin "the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol." Clinton also made sure to include her favorite "deplorables" in her unsubstantiated conspiracy theory:

"But we now know that not just [Trump] but his enablers, his accomplices, his cult members, have the same disregard for democracy," Clinton said to Pelosi.

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine's Nikole Hannah-Jones agreed that there is a need for "millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans" to be deprogrammed and punished, during an MSNBC interview last week.

Now, a story from the Washington Post is also preaching that narrative and even added that we need more restrictions for conservatives on social media and in the broadcast industry.

"So now we have to be deprogrammed? We've heard this over and over and over and over again, for months," said Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday. He read through the shocking details of the Washington Post op-ed and discussed the extraordinary dangers of the latest anti-conservative movement in America.

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As calls for censorship and restrictions against conservative voices get louder, Glenn Beck said he feels an "awesome responsibility" to speak, not the words he'd personally like to say, but those he believes the Lord would want him to share.

"It's an awesome responsibility, and one that I am not worthy of," Glenn said. "I want to say ... what He wants me to say. And I have to listen very carefully, because I feel the same way you do. But that will get us nowhere."

Glenn said it's time for Americans who are awake — not woke — to come together, no matter which side of the political aisle you're on, and stand with the truth.

"We are the Alamo, we will stand. But we desperately, desperately need you," Glenn said. "We need the people who are awake — not woke — awake. You may disagree with us. We are your allies, not your enemies. And if you will not stand with us in our hour of need, there will be no one left to stand with you in your hour of need. We must all come together, anyone who is awake."

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