GLENN: You know, there's a woman where is she from, Pat? We were talking about her yesterday. Is she from Wisconsin?
STU: Yes.
Glenn: She's from Wisconsin and she said, I am starting a campaign to get global warming and the Al Gore movie and all of its related items out of every school in America.
PAT: Because there's so many factual errors in that thing.
GLENN: They already did in Great Britain.
PAT: Yeah.
GLENN: They already got rid of it in Great Britain.
PAT: Yeah. They shut it down and then, I think because a countersuit, they can play it but there has to be a disclaimer and they have to show all the factual errors and all those things.
GLENN: So, she's trying to get that pulled and it should be.
PAT: I don't know about that, Glenn. While there may have been some mistruths
GLENN: Some what?
PAT: Mistruths.
GLENN: Aren't those lies?
PAT: No. They're mistruths, but I'm sorry if people have misread. What I was actually saying about our SUVs.
GLENN: What were you actually saying?
PAT: When I did the movie, Glenn, I had some pent up second chakra energy and it hadn't been released yet.
GLENN: Hang on just a second.
PAT: That's why I needed the masseuse.
GLENN: Hang on just a second.
PAT: In Portland.
GLENN: Hang on just a second.
PAT: Uh huh.
GLENN: First of all, I don't think the masseuse is telling the truth.
PAT: Well, now, have you heard the audio
GLENN: Oh, Pat, is that you?
PAT: Yes.
GLENN: Oh. Sorry. I thought I was talking to Al Gore for a second. Hi, Al. Al, are you still there?
PAT: Yes. Of course I'm here.
GLENN: Pat?
PAT: I was just about to call for a masseuse.
GLENN: Well, Pat and Al, will you talk at the same time, please?
PAT: I don't think that's a good idea.
GLENN: All right. Play the audio of the masseuse.
PAT: It's too long. She sounds (Laughter.)
GLENN: You're talking about chakras and Al Gore. Look. This is ridiculous.
PAT: Look. It is about 28 minutes and anyway, she asks Gore, she says, what he wanted for the massage and she says he grabbed my hand and shoved it under the sheet.
STU: Well, he first identified very specific muscles that he needed massaged.
PAT: Abductors or something?
STU: Yeah, something like that.
PAT: The inner thigh.
GLENN: That's normally if you, like, race horses.
STU: Yeah. If you're a horseback if you're a jockey.
GLENN: Right.
PAT: But, anyway, the former Vice President, she said, changed his tone. It was as though he had very suddenly switched personalities, she recalled, and he began a pleading tone, pleading for the release of his second chakra there.
GLENN: Is that what does that sound like?
PAT: Well, really, please, please, please release my second chakra.
STU: Think bit, though, she's talking about, like, the crazy changes of mood. You remember the screaming Al Gore that appeared after the campaign.
PAT: Oh, man.
STU: You betrayed this country? Remember that guy?
GLENN: Right.
PAT: He is definitely capable of a wild range of mood swings.
GLENN: And then really inappropriate, like, hot flashes when he was kissing his wife.
PAT: Yeah.
GLENN: All right. So, here's the thing. We've created a society where you can't defend your honor. Al Gore can't address this because it only makes the story bigger. He can't sue her because it only makes the story bigger. How is he to defend his honor? I don't think he can. We've created a system to where you cannot say it because I can guarantee you because I don't believe her. I don't believe her. Now, maybe it happened. I don't know. It just it doesn't feel right.
STU: This update makes me a little bit more suspicious of it than I was.
PAT: Well, the chakra thing, the way he talks in this New Age kind of I mean, it's weird.
GLENN: No wonder Tipper was, like
PAT: I know.
GLENN: She was, like, You take your chakras and get out.
PAT: I don't care if it's 40 years or 400. Get out.
STU: But, I mean, of course, he has a way to defend himself. That's why (inaudible.)
GLENN: Hang on just a second.
PAT: Well, besides, Tipper wouldn't release my second chakra.
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