Christie schools MSNBC |
GLENN: Okay, all right. Do we have any Chris Christie porn?
PAT: We do. He was on
GLENN: This is good stuff. Now listen, if you have children in the room, you might want to bring them extra close to the radio because this is the safe kind of porn, Chris Christie porn. Here it is.
VOICE: And it's not going to be pretty, but this is about freezing salaries and health care benefits for teachers in your state who are already feeling shortchanged.
PAT: By the way, that's obviously Mika Brzezinski from the Joe Scarborough MSNBC show.
STU: And how would that be obvious to anyone?
PAT: She's going to nail him, she even has the video to back it up. Teachers are hacked off at you, Chris Christie.
BRZEZINSKI: Take a look.
PAT: Let's take a look and
VOICE: You are not compensating me for my education and you are not compensating me for my experience.
CHRISTIE: You know what? Then you don't have to do it. I mean, the simple fact of the matter is
PAT: So good.
CHRISTIE: The matter is this
VOICE: Teachers do it because they love it.
CHRISTIE: Well, that's good.
VOICE: That's the reason I do it.
GLENN: Then do it for less!
CHRISTIE: And listen, and teachers go into it knowing what the pay scale is.
PAT: This is great.
VOICE: Okay. Well, welcome to your world.
CHRISTIE: That's fine. Listen, this teacher complaining, they are getting 4%, 5% salary increases a year in a 0% inflation world. They get free health benefits from the day they are hired for their entire family until the day they die. They believe they are entitled to this shelter from the recession when the people were paying for that shelter are the people who have been laid off, have lost their homes, had their hours cut back and all we ask them to do is freeze their salary for one year and pay 1 1/2% of their salary for the health benefits for the average teacher in New Jersey, you are talking about $750 a year for full family health coverage. Now, I don't think that's a lot to ask, and I don't think we can continue anymore to be having the good people of New Jersey who have been laid off and all the rest. As much as I love teachers, you know, everyone's got to be part of the sacrifice.
VOICE: So the question I have is how do you do this? Other states? How do you make this politically palatable? You have a spine but I've got to tell you a lot of other politicians don't.
GLENN: Who is this guy?
PAT: Just another one of the dolts that, you know, is in this round table discussion. I don't know his name.
GLENN: But he is not a dolt. He sounds
PAT: But he is.
GLENN: Oh, he is?
PAT: I mean, yeah.
CHRISTIE: Because the times demand it. And if what you are going to do is just play the same old game and not speak directly to people and not treat them like adults, then you are bound for failure. And listen, all I'm doing is speaking the truth as I see it.
GLENN: Hold on just a
CHRISTIE: And, you know
GLENN: I have to tell you
PAT: Need a cigarette?
GLENN: I do. I need a cigarette.
STU: So good.
GLENN: Take a rest for a second.
PAT: Oh, gosh.
GLENN: I mean, that's quite a wild romp there. I mean, that is just I mean, it's like, hello, baby.
STU: This is really the only way we can ruin Chris Christie clips.
PAT: Where is our Barry White?
GLENN: Sarah, we need some Barry White here. It's just, I mean, he is just talking about
PAT: Oh, yeah. That's right, momma.
GLENN: Just talking about some loving.
STU: (Laughing).
CHRISTIE: Other people have to make their own judgments.
VOICE: Are you not worried, though, about spending in your state, in terms of those teachers who are actually going to be taking these cuts, whether they are going to be able to keep spending in the state and what that means to the economy? That's
CHRISTIE: They are not taking any cuts. I asked them to take cuts and they said no. So what cuts are they taking?
STU: So good!
PAT: Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, that's right. Sexiest fat man in America.
GLENN: There is just I mean, I could just
PAT: I could listen to him all day.
GLENN: I tell you on a Friday night you could take this home it might not work for your wife but it might work for you. You could take this home, lay a little Barry White behind it and just listen to it and just it is better than any porn anyone could possibly play for you. I am just so hot for Chris Christie.
STU: (Laughing).
PAT: How is it
STU: So disturbing.
GLENN: You know, you watch him and you are like, I think I need to unbutton my shirt a little bit.
PAT: (Laughing).
GLENN: Hang on. Chris Christie's coming up. Turn down the lights, maybe light a candle or two.
PAT: (Laughing).
GLENN: And coming up, Chris Christie. Hang on, I think I need to run a hot bath.
PAT: (Laughing).
GLENN: By the time he comes on, I've got flower petals all around the TV. Oh, yes.
PAT: Yes.
GLENN: Do it to me again, Chris! Say it again! Say it again!
VOICE: And it's not going to be pretty, but this is about freezing salaries and healthcare benefits for teachers in your state who are already feeling very shortchanged. Take a look.
VOICE: You are not compensating me for my education and you are not compensating me for my experience.
GLENN: Listen how it comes out just disgusting?
CHRISTIE: You know what? Then you don't have to do it. I mean, the simple fact of the matter is...
GLENN: Yes! Yes!
VOICE: Teachers do it because they love it. That's the reason I do it.
CHRISTIE: Well, and listen. Teachers go into it knowing what the pay scale is.
VOICE: That's right.
BRZEZINSKI: Okay. Welcome to your world.
CHRISTIE: Yeah.
PAT: And he's like, yeah. Well...
GLENN: You know what? And even those a little erotic.
PAT: Yeah, it is.
GLENN: You know, Mika going, oh, I'm disgusted by you.
PAT: (Laughing).
GLENN: Hang on, Mika. I think I need to unbutton my shirt another button down.
PAT: (Laughing). Her turnoff is our turn on.
GLENN: Turn on, yeah. Turnoffs, turn ones. Oh, Mika is my turnoff. My turn ons? Mika being turned off by me or Chris Christie. Oh, I am so hot for her being so cold for me.