Glenn Beck: Christie schools MSNBC



Christie schools MSNBC

GLENN: Okay, all right. Do we have any Chris Christie porn?

PAT: We do. He was on

GLENN: This is good stuff. Now listen, if you have children in the room, you might want to bring them extra close to the radio because this is the safe kind of porn, Chris Christie porn. Here it is.

VOICE: And it's not going to be pretty, but this is about freezing salaries and health care benefits for teachers in your state who are already feeling shortchanged.

PAT: By the way, that's obviously Mika Brzezinski from the Joe Scarborough MSNBC show.

STU: And how would that be obvious to anyone?

PAT: She's going to nail him, she even has the video to back it up. Teachers are hacked off at you, Chris Christie.

BRZEZINSKI: Take a look.

PAT: Let's take a look and

VOICE: You are not compensating me for my education and you are not compensating me for my experience.

CHRISTIE: You know what? Then you don't have to do it. I mean, the simple fact of the matter is

PAT: So good.

CHRISTIE: The matter is this

VOICE: Teachers do it because they love it.

CHRISTIE: Well, that's good.

VOICE: That's the reason I do it.

GLENN: Then do it for less!

CHRISTIE: And listen, and teachers go into it knowing what the pay scale is.

PAT: This is great.

VOICE: Okay. Well, welcome to your world.

CHRISTIE: That's fine. Listen, this teacher complaining, they are getting 4%, 5% salary increases a year in a 0% inflation world. They get free health benefits from the day they are hired for their entire family until the day they die. They believe they are entitled to this shelter from the recession when the people were paying for that shelter are the people who have been laid off, have lost their homes, had their hours cut back and all we ask them to do is freeze their salary for one year and pay 1 1/2% of their salary for the health benefits for the average teacher in New Jersey, you are talking about $750 a year for full family health coverage. Now, I don't think that's a lot to ask, and I don't think we can continue anymore to be having the good people of New Jersey who have been laid off and all the rest. As much as I love teachers, you know, everyone's got to be part of the sacrifice.

VOICE: So the question I have is how do you do this? Other states? How do you make this politically palatable? You have a spine but I've got to tell you a lot of other politicians don't.

GLENN: Who is this guy?

PAT: Just another one of the dolts that, you know, is in this round table discussion. I don't know his name.

GLENN: But he is not a dolt. He sounds

PAT: But he is.

GLENN: Oh, he is?

PAT: I mean, yeah.

CHRISTIE: Because the times demand it. And if what you are going to do is just play the same old game and not speak directly to people and not treat them like adults, then you are bound for failure. And listen, all I'm doing is speaking the truth as I see it.

GLENN: Hold on just a

CHRISTIE: And, you know

GLENN: I have to tell you

PAT: Need a cigarette?

GLENN: I do. I need a cigarette.

STU: So good.

GLENN: Take a rest for a second.

PAT: Oh, gosh.

GLENN: I mean, that's quite a wild romp there. I mean, that is just I mean, it's like, hello, baby.

STU: This is really the only way we can ruin Chris Christie clips.

PAT: Where is our Barry White?

GLENN: Sarah, we need some Barry White here. It's just, I mean, he is just talking about

PAT: Oh, yeah. That's right, momma.

GLENN: Just talking about some loving.

STU: (Laughing).

CHRISTIE: Other people have to make their own judgments.

VOICE: Are you not worried, though, about spending in your state, in terms of those teachers who are actually going to be taking these cuts, whether they are going to be able to keep spending in the state and what that means to the economy? That's

CHRISTIE: They are not taking any cuts. I asked them to take cuts and they said no. So what cuts are they taking?

STU: So good!

PAT: Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, that's right. Sexiest fat man in America.

GLENN: There is just I mean, I could just

PAT: I could listen to him all day.

GLENN: I tell you on a Friday night you could take this home it might not work for your wife but it might work for you. You could take this home, lay a little Barry White behind it and just listen to it and just it is better than any porn anyone could possibly play for you. I am just so hot for Chris Christie.

STU: (Laughing).

PAT: How is it

STU: So disturbing.

GLENN: You know, you watch him and you are like, I think I need to unbutton my shirt a little bit.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: Hang on. Chris Christie's coming up. Turn down the lights, maybe light a candle or two.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: And coming up, Chris Christie. Hang on, I think I need to run a hot bath.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: By the time he comes on, I've got flower petals all around the TV. Oh, yes.

PAT: Yes.

GLENN: Do it to me again, Chris! Say it again! Say it again!

VOICE: And it's not going to be pretty, but this is about freezing salaries and healthcare benefits for teachers in your state who are already feeling very shortchanged. Take a look.

VOICE: You are not compensating me for my education and you are not compensating me for my experience.

GLENN: Listen how it comes out just disgusting?

CHRISTIE: You know what? Then you don't have to do it. I mean, the simple fact of the matter is...

GLENN: Yes! Yes!

VOICE: Teachers do it because they love it. That's the reason I do it.

CHRISTIE: Well, and listen. Teachers go into it knowing what the pay scale is.

VOICE: That's right.

BRZEZINSKI: Okay. Welcome to your world.

CHRISTIE: Yeah.

PAT: And he's like, yeah. Well...

GLENN: You know what? And even those a little erotic.

PAT: Yeah, it is.

GLENN: You know, Mika going, oh, I'm disgusted by you.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: Hang on, Mika. I think I need to unbutton my shirt another button down.

PAT: (Laughing). Her turnoff is our turn on.

GLENN: Turn on, yeah. Turnoffs, turn ones. Oh, Mika is my turnoff. My turn ons? Mika being turned off by me or Chris Christie. Oh, I am so hot for her being so cold for me.

We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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