Glenn Beck: America using a climate change weapon?

GLENN: According to Ashley Cleek, it appears as though the Russians are onto us. A Russian political scientist has claimed the United States may be, may there's no evidence yet, that we may be using our climate change weapons to alter the temperature and crop yields in Russia and central Asian countries. A recent article Andrei Areshev, deputy director of Strategic Culture Foundation, wrote at the moment climate weapons may be reaching their target capacity and may be used to evoke droughts, erase crops and produce various phenomena in certain countries. The article has been carried by publications throughout Russia in a television in a telephone interview, he appeared to back off some of the claims he made in the article saying that he was only pushing a theory that we were using our climate change weapons.

PAT: If we have a climate change weapon, why don't we change the climate here and stop the catastrophic temperature increase that we've been experiencing for so long ?

GLENN: Well, here's the interesting thing. They say that our climate change weapons

STU: What do they do?

GLENN: Are being used that we have them based in Alaska. Now, if you had a climate change weapon and you were based in Alaska

PAT: Wouldn't you warm it up?

GLENN: A little bit? I mean, don't you think there would come a day or two that you'd be like, damn it, I am freezing; I would like it to be 70 degrees.

STU: Well, if it goes 1 or 2 degrees warmer than it is now, all the polar bears will die.

GLENN: Well, we're up there now beating them in the head with, like I think we're beating them in the head with baby seals.

STU: You are saying we're killing baby seals.

GLENN: No, we're killing polar bears with baby seals.

STU: Live baby seals?

GLENN: Using live baby seals as clubs and we're beating the polar bears to death with the baby seals, that way man walks away and when scientists come up, they are like, what happened here?

STU: We record it, right?

PAT: Nature battle. It was a nature battle.

GLENN: Nature battle. It appears as though the baby seals were just repeatedly throwing themselves at the heads of the polar bears.

PAT: Would that

GLENN: It's the perfect murder.

PAT: Would that kill a polar bear? Uh...

GLENN: That's what they want you to believe, that it wouldn't.

STU: Oh.

PAT: I wouldn't think it would.

STU: So, they are both dead.

GLENN: I can't give all of the secrets out, okay?

STU: Like the weather machine, you can't just give those secrets out.

GLENN: I can't just give the weather machine out. So... didn't Russia have an earthquake machine?

PAT: Either that or a Supposedly they have got that Tesla weather machine.

GLENN: That's right. They I believe they were blamed

PAT: Didn't they

GLENN: Katrina.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: They started Katrina.

STU: I thought that was George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

GLENN: No. They blew up the levees.

STU: Oh, okay.

GLENN: It was the Russians that used their weather machine to create because you know what? Bad hurricanes don't happen.

PAT: No.

STU: No. Never happens in real life.

GLENN: Never happens.

PAT: Never.

GLENN: Drought doesn't happen.

STU: Never occurred in history.

GLENN: Never occurred in his toe.

PAT: Nope.

GLENN: It was Stalin who used his weather machine at the time for the dust bowl.

PAT: Gosh, we had them back then.

GLENN: Oh, yeah.

PAT: Back in the Thirties?

GLENN: Oh, yeah. You remember the dream that Joseph and his Technicolor dream coat?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Do you remember? What was the dream?

PAT: Seven years of drought.

GLENN: Weather machine.

PAT: Holy cow.

GLENN: Weather machine.

PAT: That is with the Assyrians? Is that who did that to the Egyptians?

GLENN: Well, you know, that's inside the pyramids that they don't want you to know.

PAT: Oh.

GLENN: Alien weather machines, alien weather machines.

GLENN: So

PAT: This technology's been around a long time, long time.

GLENN: Jeffy who is currently monitoring The Feed is shaking his head and, like, don't make fun of the weather machines.

STU: Believes everything.

GLENN: It's suddenly cold in here, isn't it? Brrrr.

STU: Now, the ice age from 450 million years ago, was that

GLENN: Weather machine.

STU: That was a weather machine, because really way back, 450

PAT: Whose technology was that?

GLENN: It was an alien otter technology. You never see the otters coming.

PAT: No.

STU: Back in the Paleozoic period?

GLENN: Just like the polar bears will never see the seals coming. Know what I'm saying?

STU: They probably wouldn't because they wouldn't be threatened by

GLENN: A baby seal?

STU: Would they be threatened by the people swinging the baby seals?

GLENN: No, they will have the invisibility cloak on.

STU: That's another weapon we have?

GLENN: Oh, yeah.

STU: Wow.

GLENN: Harry Potter, not a lot of people know this but J.K. Rowling

PAT: Based on actual events?

GLENN: Not a lot of people know this but she's a CIA plant.

PAT: Oh, man.

GLENN: Yeah, that whole thing was written to make the witches who are really the ones that you should be worried about, the witches. And it's to make the witches think we don't have this technology. See what I mean?

PAT: Well, we're learning a lot this morning.

GLENN: Jeffy, you actually believe in the weather machine, don't you?

JEFFY: I do. That's where the hurricanes all start, the weather machines kicked up the dust in Africa and pushes it out across the Atlantic.

GLENN: Where do they keep these weather machines?

JEFFY: I believe you've already discussed that. The pyramids.

STU: Oh, the pyramids.

GLENN: The pyramids. It's not in Alaska?

STU: That would be ridiculous.

GLENN: Because the Russians say we have it in Alaska.

JEFFY: Too many dead polar bears and seals in Alaska, would bring too many people there.

STU: That's a good point. People would be there for the carnage.

GLENN: He agrees that it is very, very hot in Russia but it's also very hot in the United States. This is this Russian scientist. But he says the United States is significantly farther south than Russia, meaning that such high temperatures are not so surprising there. May I just point out that I don't think it's been that hot of a summer.

PAT: I don't, either.

GLENN: It's been

PAT: I keep hearing, hottest July ever, hottest year on record! The hottest year?

GLENN: This may be, this may be an actual global warming denier here, but I don't mean it intentionally. I just don't think it's been that hot. I mean, we've had hot days, but

STU: Yeah, but you are measuring that on New York's temperature, not the global temperature.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: It has been a warm summer globally. But that's neither here, nor there in this debate. They try to make that out that that's the end all, be all.

GLENN: What debate? Weather machines?

STU: Of global warming versus weather machines. It's clearly weather machines, clearly.

GLENN: Can I ask if we have a global weather machine and we're making things hotter with our global weather machine, wouldn't that be proof positive that global warming is a hoax?

STU: If we had weather machines? That’s Jeffy saying that. I guess, yes, but we don't have weather machines.

GLENN: Oh, see, here he goes.

PAT: You are so naive, Stu.

STU: That's the sort of spin I have on this program.

PAT: He is so naive.

STU: I'm a weather machine denier.

GLENN: You know what comes to mind?

MICHELLE OBAMA: And Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices, we are going to have to change our conversation, we're going to have to change our traditions, our history, we're going to have to move into a different place.

GLENN: Move into a different place. Where is that after you've made this one too warm for us to live in? What is that different place? Why are you changing history that there were no otter alien weather machines in the great pyramids of Giza?

STU: That's history now? That's not just a comment that you made up three minutes ago?

GLENN: Jeffy

STU: Wait, Jeffy is the person who just agreed with you. Why would he be someone to confirm it?

JEFFY: History.

GLENN: History. Pat, had you heard that before?

PAT: Of course.

STU: Really? So the otters, alien otters, not just regular otters, are they called otters? Do they look like the otters that are here or are they just named from a planet named Ott?

GLENN: I can't tell you that. I can't tell you that. See, don't make it ridiculous.

STU: A planet called Ott is ridiculous?

PAT: You are just trying to cheapen it now, Stu. It's so obvious.

JEFFY: They have already tried to tell us in film. You haven't seen Transformers 2?

STU: No.

GLENN: I didn't see Transformers 2. Transformers 2, was that the one that was like uncomfortably sexual?

STU: Even Megan Fox couldn't get me to that one. I mean, when Megan Fox is running around in a really tight tank top and I still

GLENN: Is that who she is? Is that Megan Fox?

STU: It is Megan Fox.

JEFFY: It was tough to take as they were showing you the pyramids.

GLENN: Yeah. I really have a difficult time with the Transformers 2 because

STU: Not a good film.

GLENN: Hmmm?

STU: Not a good film.

GLENN: Were they trying?

STU: They were trying to show Megan Fox in a tank top, yes.

GLENN: Okay. I thought, this is a really bad porno.

STU: It's actually the reverse. It's just a bad movie that they added some porn to.

GLENN: Huh. Because I it seemed to be more like a bad porno than a bad movie.

STU: No.

JEFFY: Go to the pyramids.

GLENN: I saw the pyramids. We got it. Thank you.

STU: We didn't ask for it to be repeated. It wasn't that.

JEFFY: The weather machine in the pyramids.

GLENN: What are you talking about?

PAT: There was something-- I think he is talking about the fact that there was something in the pyramids, remember?

GLENN: Oh, I thought the pyramids were the

STU: Making a Fox joke.

GLENN: No, he's saying that the pyramids I don't even remember the pyramids. All I remember is, wow, this is bad, this is bad. And then I walked out with my wife, she said, I don't even understand it. And I said, because you've never been a 12 year old boy.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: If you were a 12 year old boy, this is the greatest movie ever made.

STU: I don't know that the guy who is running Friday Calvin Coolidge specials is their demographic. I think there might be a separation there. They might have realized that someone who wants to do that

GLENN: Every guy has a 12 year old boy inside of him.

STU: But not every guy has Calvin Coolidge specials on Friday night in them.

GLENN: That's right. That is a sign of a man.

STU: Is it now?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Okay. Yes.

GLENN: What did you say, Pat? That's the first sign of a man.

PAT: The first?

GLENN: Well, not the first. That's one of the signs.

STU: Yes.

GLENN: Yes, that's one of the signs. Come on, he knows about the weather machines.

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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