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GLENN: So the Huffington Post story which the president recommends, the new conservatives are true believers in the one right way and Democrats rarely agree on which way is the best way to go, but we can all agree that Fox News is a bad influence on America. It is time now to pop the tea baggers' favorite balloon.

With that in mind, this writer from the Los Angeles Times, a publisher and the editor in chief of the now defunct Air America and writer for the Huffington Post says, "With that in mind, I hereby offer to negotiate a $100,000 payday to the person who will come forward with a sex tape or phone records or anything else that succeeds in removing Glenn Beck from the public eye forever. I am not offering the cash myself but I will broker the deal and/or raise the money for what you bring to the table, but it better be good. If you have the goods or you want to contribute to the slush fund to buy more takedowns, contact us here."

STU: This is a rerun of what Keith Olbermann did on his website and then eventually pulled back from. But this is where they go when they can't debate, they just have to go to this nonsense.

GLENN: Now, if they will do $250,000, I may make a sex tape because no one will watch it.

STU: No one.

GLENN: Because no one wants to see me have sex.

STU: No.

GLENN: And I could get $250,000.

PAT: Yeah. Well

GLENN: That's good, isn't it?

PAT: Really? For a quarter of a million?

GLENN: Yeah. My wife, Tania won't do it.

STU: You mean just do it at all? Nothing to do with the sex thing?

GLENN: No, not even with a video camera. She just is like...

PAT: (Laughing). I think our wives are sharing notes.

GLENN: Oh, yeah.

PAT: "No, thank you."

GLENN: Come on, you can have a slice of me. (Making disgusting sounds). All I can just hear is... (making barfing noises). Once in a while if we decide, you know she just says, can you hold my hair over the toilet? Just hold my hair for a little while

PAT: So they're pretty into the debate.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: The diversity, I think, of the public

GLENN: I think--

PAT: Of the public airwaves.

GLENN: I think so.

STU: That's tolerant, tolerant of other opinions.

PAT: And diverse.

GLENN: It is tolerant. I like the way they have told me the way my faith treats women. I think that is I think that's fantastic.

PAT: Which they know nothing about, quite honestly.

GLENN: No, I think that's fantastic.

PAT: Yeah, it is.

GLENN: I think that shows how open and honest and

PAT: And how bigoted.

GLENN: How bigoted these people are.

PAT: You've got to believe that they are so supportive of the Muslim mosque at Ground Zero, it's interesting that they would have a different opinion about Mormons.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: And their stance on women, that's really fascinating to me. I'll bet you the same guy is all over the Ground Zero mosque. I'll bet you he's all over Islam.

GLENN: You know what? Why don't you look into that, okay?

PAT: Let's look into that.

GLENN: Why don't you look into that.

PAT: I think that's a good idea.

GLENN: Because that's fantastic. And I think it's great to offer a payday. Now, I want you to know that there isn't any sex tape out there. And if there was, you wouldn't want to see it. Phone records, that sounds almost illegal, doesn't it?

PAT: Sure does.

GLENN: Getting somebody's phone records?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Maybe that's why he says he's not offering to pay himself. He's just brokering the deal.

PAT: Whose money I wonder could he use potentially? I wonder whose money, if it's not his own money.

GLENN: Well, nobody involved at the Huffington Post would know anything about, like, Soros money.

PAT: No, no.

GLENN: No.

PAT: They would know nothing about that.

GLENN: But I know that they will get a ton of people to offer their money. While we raise money for the troops, they are raising money for takedowns of people like me. And the reason why I share that with you is because these are the kinds of people that you are battling against. And this is why I have told you in the past, look, I'm not ashamed of anything I have done in the last ten years. You go back ten, fifteen, twenty years, whoa, was I a dirt bag. But in the last ten years, I got nothing to hide. And, you know, if you want to waste your time doing that, that's fine. Whatever would come your way, gang, in the last ten years, it will be a lie. But that's okay. Because that was the point of the rally this weekend. It's not me. It's you. You do it. You continue to pick up your stick and do the right thing. You lead the charge.

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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