Glenn Beck: She's a witch!



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GLENN: I think this should be Christine O'Donnell's new theme: And now, Christine O'Donnell is... bewitched, with Robert Gibbs as Dr. Bombay, Lindsey Graham, a man who's living a lie pretending he's something he's not as Darrin Stephens. And Agnes Moorehead as... Nancy Pelosi.

PAT: Might make a good Uncle Arthur, too.

GLENN: Uncle Arthur, I don't remember Uncle Arthur.

PAT: You don't remember Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde? Come on, you do remember.

GLENN: I do remember. I'm trying to remember what his

PAT: I'll have to find a clip --

GLENN: I thought Darrin Stephens you know, Lindsey Graham is just pretending he's something that he's not. And isn't that what Darrin Stephens did?

PAT: Pretty much, yeah.

GLENN: He's pretending that he's, "What? No, I'm a Republican. Witches? What? No, no. No, I'm not for big government, uh uh, not me. Come on, just twitch your nose. Just make a huge giant government, will you?" Anybody have a problem with her witchhood?

STU: I don't.

PAT: Yeah, I do.

STU: I mean, she's in high school. She is says she got into it because she went on a date and she didn't even know she was going. This is before she was a candidate. It was she talked about it in 1996 and she was talking about it then in those sort of dismissive terms, I, you know, barely, you know I showed up, I dabbled and all this other nonsense. It's so stupid.

PAT: It was more than a date, though. She dabbled in it. She admits she dabbled in it, right?

GLENN: Play the music again while we talk about it.

PAT: She dabbled in witchcraft and then she says, for instance, she said this is real stuff. I'm not making this up. Like I went on a date, one of my first dates with a guy was or she said with a witch was when we went to a, I think they had a picnic at a Satanic altar. That's a little creepy. That was a long time ago.

STU: She said she didn't know it when she went on that, that's where they were going.

GLENN: To the Satanic altar?

STU: Yeah, she didn't know.

GLENN: Did she have a followup date? That's the question. I mean, if you bring a guy okay. So your first date is so a Satanic altar. First of all, guy, what are you doing? I mean, what are you going to top that with?

PAT: (Laughing).

STU: You feel like yeah.

GLENN: I mean, the first time you brought me to a Satanic altar, now we're going to a movie?

PAT: Second date has to be chicken sacrifices.

STU: Human sacrifice, and then

GLENN: So you got that going for you, which is really spooky.

PAT: That is spooky.

STU: It's not real I could be completely off base here but when is Satanism, generally speaking when you are talking about in high school, actually based on the following of Satan or

GLENN: I agree with you, Stu. May I just say I agree with you. It's nothing. It means nothing.

STU: When you're in high school.

GLENN: You are exactly right.

PAT: Exactly right.

STU: Come on.

GLENN: Earlier the better. Youthful indiscretions all the way up to 60.

STU: Please.

PAT: That's exactly right.

STU: Like, for example, everyone who did a Ouija board back in high school is now out of

PAT: Nothing wrong with Beelzebub, nothing wrong.

GLENN: Nothing wrong.

STU: Not acceptable as a candidate then?

PAT: No.

GLENN: No.

STU: Really?

GLENN: Yes, yes. No, look, here's the thing.

PAT: It's creepy.

STU: It is creepy.

PAT: It's tough to get over. As a Christian it's difficult to overcome.

GLENN: But if you did have the conversion can I tell you something?

STU: Look at the crap you did. Nothing to do with Satanism but I mean, you've done probably worse.

GLENN: ( as devil ) Let me tell you something. Beck was no matter how much I begged and pleaded, he was never at the Satanic altar, and I'll never forgive him for that.

STU: That's because he was too evil for the Satanic altar.

GLENN: Look, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Personally I think I can see dirtbags coming a thousand miles away where others can't because I was a dirt bag. And so you are like, yeah, that might work on other people, not me, because I mastered that one. You know what I mean? So, you know, if you've bottomed out and you are like, yeah, I really did some horrible things and now, you know, I get it, that's fine. If you are at a Satanic altar, that's a couple of steps beyond witchcraft, dabbling in witchcraft. Is it just me?

PAT: No, it's creepy. It's creepy but she obviously converted to Christianity.

STU: Yeah.

PAT: She obviously did I, she started SALT, which was Savior's Alliance for Lifting, I don't know.

GLENN: I don't know. I hate that word.

PAT: Whatever it was. But it was a great group and, you know, she changed.

GLENN: You can change.

STU: Yeah.

PAT: It shows a, I don't know, boy, those are some huge swings in her life.

GLENN: But there's nothing wrong with huge swings in your life.

Paul.

STU: High school. Remember you were 15 people are 15 years old in high school!

PAT: I never visited a Satanic altar!

GLENN: It doesn't matter! This argument was solved with Paul! Paul was Saul! He went and he persecuted the Christians. I mean, he was as bad as you could get.

PAT: Killed them.

GLENN: You can go to high school and be go to a Satanic altar on a date. That's not you know what? That's bad, but killing the Christians

PAT: That's kind of bad.

STU: Really bad.

GLENN: ( as devil ) I'd like to argue. I think that's actually not to bad.

GLENN: Kind of bad? That's really bad! And he had a conversion and look, it's Paul.

PAT: I know.

GLENN: So, you know, you can change your life. The question is

PAT: Could Paul have been elected a senator from Delaware. That's the question.

GLENN: Paul was

PAT: I'm not sure.

GLENN: I don't know. He was elected to be an apostle.

PAT: Yes.

STU: If Paul was running against an avowed Marxist, then probably, yes, he could

PAT: There you go. There's your choice, Delaware.

GLENN: I just want to know

PAT: Marxist or former witch. I'm going with the former witch.

GLENN: Was she a good witch or a bad witch. That's what I want to know.

PAT: I think she was a good witch.

GLENN: If you were at a Satanic altar, you were a bad witch.

PAT: Again like to Stu's point on that, that was a date and I don't think she knew she was going there. Right?

STU: I mean, that's what she said. In a point where she didn't need to defend herself way before she was a candidate.

GLENN: Play the music again.

PAT: All right.

GLENN: I never saw the episode where

PAT: Samantha went to a Satanic altar? I didn't, either.

GLENN: But we never saw the dating years. We only saw after they were married.

PAT: We never saw Samantha in high school. She could have been there every night. I don't know. We did see her at covens, though. We saw her at covens.

GLENN: At covens? Really?

PAT: Yeah, she went to a coven meeting a couple of times. You know, but they seemed harmless.

GLENN: Thou shalt not coven.

STU: That's a little bit different the it's like unalienable, inalienable. They are actually different.

GLENN: Again I go back to, are you a good witch or a bad witch. I've never met a good Marxist and that's who she's running against. So I think I'd still go with a good witch. What does that mean?

PAT: No, just, I'm agreeing.

GLENN: No, it didn't sound like you were agreeing.

PAT: Sure, sure.

GLENN: Didn't sound like it. Did it sound like he was agreeing? You disagree? Say it.

PAT: No, I agree.

GLENN: No, you don't.

STU: No, you don't seem to agree. I would say you don't.

PAT: I told you I'm struggling a little bit with it but, yeah, I agree.

GLENN: I mean, I can understand how you would struggle. She went on a date to a Satanic altar. I mean

PAT: I was okay on, you know, the super stance on lying, I'm good with that. The pro not masturbating thing, I'm okay with that. Good.

GLENN: But see, that doesn't seem to --

PAT: The Satanic altar, getting a little bit of a struggle.

GLENN: So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. She would -- can we get her on the phone.

PAT: Oh, that would be great.

GLENN: Can we get her on the phone?

STU: We can try.

GLENN: Let's see if we can try. Because look, everybody makes mistakes. Everybody does stupid stuff. Some more stupid than others. But I mean, I believe in pivot points. I would just like to know where her pivot point was. When would you go

PAT: That would be fascinating to hear.

GLENN: Yeah, it would.

PAT: She went from somebody who dabbled in witchcraft to, super Christian.

GLENN: Super Christian lady. So what happened?

STU: And some free advice for Christine O'Donnell.

GLENN: Don't take the phone call. Don't make the phone call.

STU: When the call comes in from the Glenn Beck, act like it's a Sunday show and cancel your appearance because something's going to go wrong. It's not going to turn out right. No, it's not going to turn out right. I'm just advising you as a member of this show not to take this interview.

PAT: As long as she's not a 9/11 Truther, she's perfectly fine.

GLENN: Or a devil worshipper. If she's a devil worshipper, she might also be in a wee bit of trouble.

PAT: Right.

GLENN: With not just show but the entire American population.

STU: (Laughing).

GLENN: With an exception of some that may be serving.

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Legal scholar and famed criminal defense attorney Alan Dershowitz has a message for partisans dividing America: "A plague on both your houses." He voted for Hillary Clinton. He endorsed Joe Biden. He's a man who is basically the Forrest Gump of American judicial history.

Look up a big court case over the past few decades, and you'll probably see him standing in the background. He's represented notorious clients like Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Harry Reems, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and yes, Donald Trump. It's made him a target for both the left and right.

Alan also describes himself as a "civil libertarian," and that's probably why he and Glenn Beck get along despite their opposing political views. His story is like a history lesson, spanning half a century, and it just might be the key to bridging the political divide.

On this week's podcast, Alan explained that while he's a strong defender of the Constitution, he's never been a big fan of the Second Amendment. In the past he's called it absurd and outdated, and even today, he admits that he wouldn't have ingrained it into our Constitution if he was a framer. However, with the whole Bill of Rights under attack, he's now fully in defense of our right to bear arms. Because if the Second Amendment changes, any amendment could be next.

"I'm now a supporter of the Second Amendment. I don't want to change it. I don't want to change one word of it, because I'm afraid that if I get to change the Second Amendment, other people will get to change the First Amendment, and the Fifth Amendment," Alan said. "So, I am committed to preserving the Bill of Rights, every single word, every comma, and every space between the words."

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Investigative reporter David Steinberg joined the radio program Monday, to explain how a new video may provide enough evidence to begin a FBI investigation into alleged illegal practices by Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's campaign.

In the video, which was produced and released by Project Veritas, residents of Omar's community describe campaign teams that not only conduct illegal ballot harvesting practices but also pay people for their blank absentee ballots.

Steinberg told Glenn that, if these charges prove to be true, the federal government could bypass Omar's friend and protector, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. Could 2020 be the beginning of the end for Omar's political career?

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Mike Fratantuono is the manager of Sunset Restaurant in Glen Burnie, Maryland. He wrote in the Washington Post's COVID-19 series about the recent, heartbreaking loss of his business, a restaurant that has been in his family for "four generations and counting."

"I know this virus is real, okay? It's real and it's awful. I'm not disputing any of that," Mike wrote. "But our national hysteria is worse. We allowed the virus to take over our economy, our small businesses, our schools, our social lives, our whole quality of life. We surrendered, and now everything is infected."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck reacted to Mike's letter, which he shared in full, adding his hope that those in government are ultimately held responsible for what he called the biggest theft of the Western world.

"This is the biggest theft of, not only money, but of heritage and of hope," Glenn said. "The United States government and many of the states are responsible for this, not you. And hopefully someday soon, we'll return to some semblance of sanity, and those responsible for this theft, this rape of the Western world, will be held responsible."

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]