GLENN: Now, speaking of Bill Ayers, I think this is a sad, sad day for Bill Ayers, which makes it a happy, happy day for me. The board of trustees has decided that the University of Chicago will not give him emeritus status.
PAT: Oh, no.
PAT: Oh, no.
GLENN: Uh-huh. And the man who killed it, a Kennedy.
PAT: Why would he do that? Why would he do something like that?
GLENN: Well, mainly because he's a, you know -- Christopher Kennedy and he noted that Bill Ayers dedicated a book to, among others, a man who killed Chairman Kennedy's father, Robert F. Kennedy, and he just has a hard time getting over that whole, Hey, you dedicated a book to the guy who killed my dad. I mean, what --
PAT: What a hot head. Come on. Let it go, man.
GLENN: The book includes a dedication to a lengthy list of revolutionary figures, musicians, including Sirhan Sirhan who shot Robert Kennedy to death in 1968. Kennedy -- Chairman Kennedy said there's nothing more apathetical to the hopes for a university that is lively and yet civil or to the hopes of our founding fathers -- this is a Kennedy? -- in hopes of our founding fathers for their great experiment of a self-governing people than to permanently seal off debate with one's opponents by killing them. There can be no place in a democracy to celebrate political assassination or to honor those who do so.
Is this a happy day?
PAT: And yet, there's no mention of his terrorist past. It's just the book dedication?
GLENN: Could you not rain on my parade, Mr. Little Black Rain Cloud? Huh?
PAT: It is something you right. That's nice.
GLENN: Do you know what this is? You become my wife. Okay. Let's talk about William Ayers. That makes me happen.
PAT: But you cite that? A book dedication over his actual terrorism?
GLENN: Could I have 10 seconds of happiness?
PAT: Let me just give you the moment.
GLENN: I mean --
PAT: The moment is yours. Cherish it.
GLENN: I am. I'm trying to but you're -- what are those, locusts?
PAT: Crickets. That's my being quiet.
GLENN: You're the loudest quiet person I'm --
PAT: It's your moment. Shhh. Shhh.
GLENN: You wrecked it. You wrecked it.
PAT: It's your moment. Go ahead. Celebrate. Celebrate the moment. It's yours. It's all you. It's all you. Go ahead. Live it, love it.
GLENN: If there could be a divorce for best friends, I would have divorced you long ago.