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GLENN: First of all let me just get this out on the table. Much to about half of the country, much to their chagrin and grave, grave disappointment, I'm not dying.

PAT: Oh, wow. Oh, gosh.

STU: Wait a minute.

PAT: Man!

GLENN: You guys aren't supposed to be part of the

STU: So typical. I mean the

PAT: The last two days.

STU: I want one thing to go my way, one. Unbelievable.

PAT: Wow.

GLENN: You guys are going to be in the other 50%.

PAT: We almost had the show, almost.

STU: Typical.

PAT: He was right there. Right there at my fingertips!

GLENN: Okay. I'm a little confused by this now. So they ruled out cancer, they ruled out MS which was kind of a spooky one.

PAT: Those are big.

GLENN: They ruled out lupus.

PAT: Which is also nasty.

GLENN: Yeah. Although it kind of sounds fun.

PAT: Lupus? No.

GLENN: I know it's not, but doesn't it sound that's too happy of a name.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: You know?

STU: They need a rebranding of that

GLENN: You need a rebranding of that. You're like, lupus, that's better than cancer.

STU: Yes.

GLENN: Cancer just sounds bad. Lupus, if you don't know anything about it, you're like

PAT: That sounds good. That's not bad.

GLENN: Kind of like Froot Loops. I like Froot Loops.

STU: It sounds like a character on a Froot Loops box.

GLENN: It does.

STU: Hey, it's Lupus the Froot Loop mascot. It does sound like it.

GLENN: It does. But it's definitely not.

STU: Fairly clear it's not.

GLENN: And so they've ruled that one out. They believe that I have small fiber neuropathy. However they are now counting the nerves, which is great. They get to take a couple of chunks out of you and then they just count the nerves. And apparently you're supposed to have a certain number of nerves in one place in your body and a certain number of nerves in the other place. I have to tell you as somebody who has ADD, I cannot imagine going under a microscope and counting somebody's nerves.

PAT: I there's no way.

GLENN: Be like, I don't know, there's more than a dozen. I don't know. (Laughing). Just awful. The I also, they think I have what is the other thing? Raynaud's? Which I guess is common and no big deal. The small fiber neuropathy, they don't you know, they don't know what's causing it. That can be no big deal. That can be kind of dicey but nothing threatening. Just, you know, just me walking around going, ow, that hurts, occasionally, would be the, I think the worst case scenario on that.

The vocal cords, they don't know. I've got what's called a vocal fold and half of the vocal cords have gone into some sort of paralysis. They are thinking that it is a virus at this point but that's just because the

PAT: That's really good. That's way better than the alternatives for that one, right?

GLENN: Yeah. They thought it was a they thought it was a major nerve that was

PAT: Be bad.

GLENN: was running out of my head. And let me tell you something. If you like MRIs and who doesn't if you, if you've experienced the splendor that is what I like to call the tube of coffin like death, they make it even better if they're doing an MRI with your head on your head and neck. It took me 90 minutes. I don't know if anybody's ever had that. If you have, right now you're in the car wherever you are going, oh, my gosh, that's horrible, they make that whole coffin like experience even better by putting your face in a cage.

PAT: There's no way I could do that.

GLENN: Yeah, it's great.

PAT: I don't know how you did that.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh.

PAT: They would have to put me out.

GLENN: No.

PAT: I would have to be in a coma to have that happen.

GLENN: No. I had Valium yesterday and that was not nearly enough. I had Valium and I'm like, I'm fine, I'm going to be just fine. They put the cage over my face and I'm like, wait, wait, you didn't tell me about a cage over my face. Wait a minute, I'm really freaking out here.

PAT: (Laughing).

GLENN: And then they're like, okay, now we're going to put you in a tube. Wait, with a cage on my face?

PAT: (Laughing). There's no way I could do that.

GLENN: Oh, it is un

PAT: That's unpleasant.

GLENN: You got the picture, didn't you? Send that in. Put that up on The Blaze. Have them post that on The Blaze or something.

PAT: Disquieting for sure.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh.

PAT: It's unpleasant.

GLENN: It is really unpleasant.

PAT: I don't know how you did that.

GLENN: And then they and then they brought me down, downstairs to the PET scan. Now, this is how my day started yesterday. Yesterday they started sticking needles in me and running juice through them and going, let's see if your let's see if your foot moves with this. I'm like, wait a minute, are you going to plug ow! You know, and they would they would give you a they gave me all kinds of shocks. And so that's how the day started. Then I had my face in a cage. Then they were going to take a chunk out of me, two chunks out of me and then I had the PET scan, which, a PET scan is they give you a radioactive isotope and then they take pictures of your entire body to see how that isotope is burning with your sugar to see if you have cancerous cells at all anywhere in the body. Now, they came in and said, we want you to know that this is akin to having a thousand chest x rays.

PAT: So they're going to give you cancer essentially in order to check for cancer.

GLENN: Correct. And they said it is, it is the equivalent of the, being exposed to the Nagasaki or Hiroshima bomb. And I'm like, didn't those weren't they just burned into shadows on the sidewalk? I don't know if that's a really do I survive this little, we're going to take a quick peek in you and give you cancer kind of thing?

STU: Isn't there a first do no harm sort of thing?

GLENN: That's what they said, that both doctors came in and said, we don't think you have cancer, we've done all these other tests. Because I had two MRIs, two CAT scans, something else and then I was going into the PET scan and they said, we've read all of the others, we don't think you have cancer, and you really get one this is a silver bullet and you get one shot at this. And, you know, if you don't have it now but we find out that you have cancer sometime down the road, you won't be able to really look for it with this because then you've got 2,000 chest x rays and you've been to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And I'm like, yeah, I don't think that's good.

PAT: No.

GLENN: So we didn't do that one. But I went out to the Huntsman Cancer Institute out in Utah. That's where I was for the four days over the weekend and the last two days, and I can't thank them enough. This these people and these doctors out there were remarkable and they worked with my doctors in New York. And it ended yesterday with this doctor, Dr. Dunson, who is I think the best doctor I've ever, ever seen. I've never been with this doctor spent like two hours of me getting a medical history, and he finished it with, have I missed anything? And I said, well, besides, like, my actual baby teeth and pictures of me in utero, no, I don't think so. But he ended with talking to me a little about spirituality and it was amazing. It was truly, truly amazing. I'll get into that a little bit tomorrow. But I want you to know today that I'm not dying.

 

This MUST be why Trump (allegedly) had NUCLEAR documents at Mar-a-Lago

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According to the Washington Post's "anonymous sources," the FBI was looking for documents related to nuclear weapons during its raid of Mar-a-Lago.

Who could have guessed what Donald Trump did with those documents (never mind that he allegedly had them for over a year before the FBI actually did anything)? And who knows why they were searching through Melania's drawers for such top-secret information? Also, isn't it interesting that even after both Attorney General Merrick Garland and Donald Trump asked for the search warrant to be unsealed, only this very unspecific and very damning bit of information was "leaked" to the Washington Post? And just a few months before the midterm elections?

Since the DOJ still hasn't told us much (what was leaked to the media), Glenn did his best to present a few "theories" of his own on "The Glenn Beck Program" Friday. Watch the video clip below to hear more from "The Glenn Beck Program." Can't watch? Download the podcast here.

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New details emerge about Trump raid — and 'it doesn't look good for the FBI'

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New, alleged details about the raid of former President Donald Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago hint that it's "not looking good for the FBI," said BlazeTV host Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday.

Trump has faced attacks from every direction, but despite all of it, he has "not been found guilty or had any kind of real, solid evidence against him," Glenn pointed out.

Glenn detailed a long list of investigations, accusations, and lawsuits against Trump, and the latest puzzling revelations about the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago, which only seem to raise even more questions. For example, did agents truly refuse to give Trump's lawyer a copy of the warrant upon arriving at the home? Because sources have alleged that his attorney was kept "10 feet away from the warrant" and was not allowed to actually read it. If that's true, then it was absolutely against the law.

Then there was the inordinate amount of time spent going through Melania Trump's closet. And did they have the proper authority to break into Trump's safe?

"That warrant had better damn well say that they can break into that safe because the law is, you can't go into somebody's house and ... just tear it all apart," Glenn said. "You have to have a pretty good idea of where things might be located, and you ask for permission for those areas. And you have to know exactly what you're looking for, and if it's in a safe, you need to specifically say, 'it's in a safe and we're having a safe cracker come in.' If they didn't say in the warrant that they could crack his safe, it's the fruit of the poisoned tree. By the way, there was nothing in the safe."

Glenn also explained that the FBI broke into a specific "safe room" that contained national archives, which Trump was allegedly told by investigators to keep in a locked room.

"[Trump] made a safe room, and put two locks on it, at their request. And that's what they broke into," Glenn said. "This doesn't look good for the FBI," he added.

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There’s an economic axis of evil taking shape right now, and the people in charge of our government are too stupid to acknowledge and deal with what’s happening. The U.S. dollar and the entire financial system are at stake, and, as Glenn Beck reveals on "Glenn TV" Wednesday, our enemies’ PUBLISHED plans to take the entire thing down.

While all of this is happening, our own leaders are making everything worse. We’ve got Nancy Pelosi risking an international incident, accelerating China’s plans to collapse us. And when Biden SHOULD be focusing on the security of our country, he’s instead preoccupied with controlling the weather with his Inflation "Reduction" Act.

Glenn exposes the TRUE numbers on what that bill will do to your family’s budget. Add to that, they’re more than doubling the IRS to make sure you feel the pain. And if you think they won’t come for you, look at what they just did to the former president of the United States. The DOJ and FBI just went after the political opponent of their boss, Joe Biden.

This is what they are focused on, and the threat to the dollar — and the entire financial system — isn’t even on their radar. Pain is coming for us, and they don’t care one bit.

Watch the full episode below:

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Speaking before signing the “PACT Act of 2022” on Wednesday morning, President Joe Biden claimed that his wonderful economic plan "is working" and that somehow July’s annual inflation rate of 8.5% was actually “zero.”

“I just want to say a number: zero. Today we received news that our economy had 0% inflation in the month of July,” Biden said during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dutifully echoed the president's not-at-all misleading claim:

The truth of the matter is that last month's inflation rate of 8.5% was a (small) step in the right direction, but only because it was lower than June's 41-year high of 9.1% — and the thing is, anyone who's graduated kindergarten knows it.

So, who do White House personnel think they're fooling? On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere broke down how the Biden administration came to this latest disingenuous conclusion about the economy, what the latest consumer price index actually shows, and why the inevitable Biden brag-fest will be unbearable.

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