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GLENN: Anyway, so Bill Clinton is there for you, especially if you're in
California. And here's what Bill Clinton had to say.
BILL CLINTON: Here are two facts every college student needs to know. There are
three million jobs available to be hired and filled today that are posted that
have been vacant for more than three weeks. What should we do? Every month when
Jerry Brown gets elected governor he should get every month he should get a list
of every job in California that's been open for three weeks or more and a check
from the federal government to train people that he can spend at a community
college in a labor program over the employees.
GLENN: I love labor programs and labor camps and stuff!
BILL CLINTON: That would lower the unemployment rate by 2%. So
PAT: I love 49 states paying for the programs of one! I love that!
GLENN: You know what should happen?
PAT: I love that!
GLENN: You should just get federal checks, everyone federal checks for
PAT: Free money, yay!
GLENN: Yes, I like the federal check thing very much. I think that is very, very
GLENN: That's got to be good. Stu, are you for federal checks for everybody?
STU: It sounds fantastic. Think of all the time off you'd have. Who needs to
work when you have federal check? Yay!
GLENN: Yay! Man, why didn't we think of this federal check thing before?
PAT: Who needs "The rent is too damn high" guy? Nobody! We've got Bill Clinton,
GLENN: You go to the mailbox! Yay!
GLENN: Okay, kids, go to the mailbox and open up your magic check. If there's
not one there yet, it will be soon. Yay!
GLENN: Oh, wouldn't it be great if we could all just bail out California?
PAT: It would.