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PAT: Broke debuted yesterday, was released in stores everywhere. You can pick it up anywhere and everywhere books are sold, and if you do, there's a really good chance we could make something really cool happen. We have some goals and so if you go to the website it's GlennBeck.com, right, where you go?

STU: Actually the poll itself where you want to vote it is at Glenn's Facebook page.

PAT: You go to the Facebook page. So I don't know anything about that. That's Facebook.com?

STU: Yeah. If you search for Facebook Glenn Beck, or you can get to it through GlennBeck.com as well.

PAT: And there's a whole bunch of different choices there that if the book sells a certain amount of copies and it's a lot.

STU: Yeah.

PAT: It's a huge number. But if it sells a certain amount of copies, you can vote on what you would like to see happen.

STU: And, you know, I don't know that we actually agreed to do any of these things, but it seems like now that it's on the Internet, we're kind of locked into it.

PAT: Seems like it.

STU: And I don't like that pattern because my name is mentioned in many of them.

PAT: Many.

STU: I don't understand why. I didn't do anything to deserve that.

PAT: I don't know about that, but it is true your name is prominently displayed among the choices.

STU: It's not the support I was looking for actually.


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PAT: Stu, Stu must stand outside of the Today Show with a sign promoting Broke until it's been seen on TV. That could take a while because you know they're going to avoid you.

STU: Yes, they will. I must dress and act like Linda Douglass as I did on the Fox News Channel show.

PAT: I like that one a lot because you were very good at that.

STU: I was very good at it, and I had the she was the woman who was hired, she went from the shocking and incredible 180 from journalist to Obama administration spokesperson.

PAT: Yeah, wasn't that weird?

STU: Back to journalist.

PAT: Weird.

STU: How do you do it? I mean, you want to talk about someone who's versatile.

PAT: Yeah.

STU: That's really difficult. But yeah, she was the one pitching health care when that was coming out. And I did dress up as her on television and now they want me to do it for a radio show, which I don't understand exactly I mean, you don't even see me unless you're on Insider Extreme right now. So I don't know what the benefit of that would be.

PAT: Oh, subscriptions go through the roof.

STU: This is the thing.

PAT: Subscriptions go through the roof.

STU: See, this is the thing, Pat. We need to now that Glenn's not here, we have a one time opportunity to promote things that involve Glenn.

PAT: Yeah. This is my favorite, frankly the one that, Glenn must use five words chosen by fans in a radio or TV monologue. I would have to say both. You know, in a radio and a TV monologue.

STU: Okay, all right.

PAT: On a given day.

STU: You have to do at least TV.

PAT: So that would be really fun because then you see him work the words into, you know dumb words. I don't know, kumquat.

STU: Right.

PAT: And he's got to get that into a monologue during the TV show. It would be fantastic.

STU: And the best part of that is that I mean, because on radio he could throw Emmys, he's ridiculous all the time. But on television it's a little more serious, he's by himself.

PAT: Yeah.

STU: He's going to have to figure out a way to do it. And the five words are chosen by you, the fans. So if this one gets selected and this is the one I'm pushing for. I'm campaigning hard for this. We need to get out the vote to Glenn's Facebook page and vote for Glenn must use five words chosen by fans into a radio or TV monologue in a given day.

PAT: Like it.

STU: Because then Glenn we can choose the most awkward words. We can choose words that we Noel mispronounce.

STU: Antidisestablishmentarianism.

STU: We can choose that thing that you just said, we can say Managua, Nicaragua.

PAT: Managua, Nicaragua. We can say it five times, Managua, Nicaragua. And it can be a normal story. It could be yesterday four people were killed and three others injured in an explosion in Managua, Nicaragua.

STU: And then he has to use the word kumquat in the same sentence.

PAT: Or just have him say commerce sometime during the show.

STU: Commrece?

PAT: Commrece? Commrece? Commrece what?

STU: Intil?

PAT: Intil commrece stops in this country, or at least in Massachusetts.

STU: And Socia Security, Socia Security.

PAT: (Laughing).

STU: Social! Glenn, Social Security! Not Socia Security.

PAT: Socia Security was supposed to be solvent intil 2035 but now... because of bad commrece, it... it's not gonna be.

STU: Oh, there's so many.

PAT: Especially Massachusetts.

STU: Massachusetts. It's like he comes out and says mass... it's just Massachusetts...

PAT: We have to eat this up because we only have 21 more minutes. All right, 1 888 727 BECK.

STU: By the way, Pat, real quick.

PAT: Yeah.

STU: I did start reading Broke last night. I got it on my iPad because I refuse to carry around big books anymore. So now I have to wait and buy it even though I could get a copy from Glenn. But it's very interesting. I started reading actually part of, towards the end, the third section which is all about the solutions and things that we could do, dramatic things that we can do to move this, you know, this car that's in a ditch. I don't know if you understand this analogy, but there's a car in a ditch right now.

PAT: Yeah. Are there alligators in the ditch?

STU: And there's alligators in the ditch.

PAT: Oh, my gosh.

STU: And what's happening right now is our president seems to be filling the ditch with water while we're still stuck in the car.

PAT: Are there huns, and alligators while we're still stuck in the bottom of the ditch?

STU: I think there are huns. I think there are huns there.

PAT: Huns, Vikings and alligators.

STU: And Attila is in there, too.

PAT: Okay.

STU: And the bottom line is

PAT: Is he pulling the other way on the car?

STU: They are pushing us off a 2,000 foot cliff for some reason and we don't understand why. And it starts with, there are larger concepts which I like because politicians will always try to move, "Well, we're going to lower taxes .004% over the next 60 decades and that's their big bold plan.

PAT: That's what Obama did for 95% of all Americans.

STU: $4 a week, Pat, these people were offered $4 a week as long as they didn't have a business or

PAT: Well, you had to pay it back at the end of the year.

STU: Right.

PAT: But for a while it wasn't deducted from your check. It was a really cool extra 4 bucks. You could do whatever you wanted with.

STU: If you invested it

PAT: Buy a new house.

STU: You could make $4.03 at the end of the year.

PAT: Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. So

STU: But these are big and they are pretty

PAT: Stop your whining. You should be thanking him.

STU: Right. You should be.

PAT: You should.

STU: You should be and I don't know why they are not getting the credit they should. But the broke thing because these are things that actually could happen. The first thing I read was there are three constitutional amendments. Now, this is something we don't amendment the Constitution regularly, but there's no reason we couldn't make these three amendments, three amendments. That's all we're looking for, these three. Well, that's not all we're looking for, but their main three amendments that are bipartisan. Everyone should be supporting them.

PAT: Amendment 1.

STU: I don't have them in front of me. You want me to list? That's the book. You are supposed to read the book to get the amendments.

PAT: All right. Where can I get it?

STU: Amendment 1, keep cars out of ditches. No more ditch analogies, no more 2,000 foot ditch analogies.

PAT: Like that.

STU: No more careening. Al Franken can never use the word careening ever again, although he did it multiple times in his analogy.

PAT: Okay.

STU: So I don't think

PAT: But if I wanted to get the book, where would I get it?

STU: I would say GlennBeck.com/books

PAT: Hardware?

STU: Bookstores everywhere.

PAT: Is it available in the Home Depot?

STU: It's available at Home Depot in the fix it section.


 

This MUST be why Trump (allegedly) had NUCLEAR documents at Mar-a-Lago

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According to the Washington Post's "anonymous sources," the FBI was looking for documents related to nuclear weapons during its raid of Mar-a-Lago.

Who could have guessed what Donald Trump did with those documents (never mind that he allegedly had them for over a year before the FBI actually did anything)? And who knows why they were searching through Melania's drawers for such top-secret information? Also, isn't it interesting that even after both Attorney General Merrick Garland and Donald Trump asked for the search warrant to be unsealed, only this very unspecific and very damning bit of information was "leaked" to the Washington Post? And just a few months before the midterm elections?

Since the DOJ still hasn't told us much (what was leaked to the media), Glenn did his best to present a few "theories" of his own on "The Glenn Beck Program" Friday. Watch the video clip below to hear more from "The Glenn Beck Program." Can't watch? Download the podcast here.

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New details emerge about Trump raid — and 'it doesn't look good for the FBI'

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New, alleged details about the raid of former President Donald Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago hint that it's "not looking good for the FBI," said BlazeTV host Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday.

Trump has faced attacks from every direction, but despite all of it, he has "not been found guilty or had any kind of real, solid evidence against him," Glenn pointed out.

Glenn detailed a long list of investigations, accusations, and lawsuits against Trump, and the latest puzzling revelations about the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago, which only seem to raise even more questions. For example, did agents truly refuse to give Trump's lawyer a copy of the warrant upon arriving at the home? Because sources have alleged that his attorney was kept "10 feet away from the warrant" and was not allowed to actually read it. If that's true, then it was absolutely against the law.

Then there was the inordinate amount of time spent going through Melania Trump's closet. And did they have the proper authority to break into Trump's safe?

"That warrant had better damn well say that they can break into that safe because the law is, you can't go into somebody's house and ... just tear it all apart," Glenn said. "You have to have a pretty good idea of where things might be located, and you ask for permission for those areas. And you have to know exactly what you're looking for, and if it's in a safe, you need to specifically say, 'it's in a safe and we're having a safe cracker come in.' If they didn't say in the warrant that they could crack his safe, it's the fruit of the poisoned tree. By the way, there was nothing in the safe."

Glenn also explained that the FBI broke into a specific "safe room" that contained national archives, which Trump was allegedly told by investigators to keep in a locked room.

"[Trump] made a safe room, and put two locks on it, at their request. And that's what they broke into," Glenn said. "This doesn't look good for the FBI," he added.

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There’s an economic axis of evil taking shape right now, and the people in charge of our government are too stupid to acknowledge and deal with what’s happening. The U.S. dollar and the entire financial system are at stake, and, as Glenn Beck reveals on "Glenn TV" Wednesday, our enemies’ PUBLISHED plans to take the entire thing down.

While all of this is happening, our own leaders are making everything worse. We’ve got Nancy Pelosi risking an international incident, accelerating China’s plans to collapse us. And when Biden SHOULD be focusing on the security of our country, he’s instead preoccupied with controlling the weather with his Inflation "Reduction" Act.

Glenn exposes the TRUE numbers on what that bill will do to your family’s budget. Add to that, they’re more than doubling the IRS to make sure you feel the pain. And if you think they won’t come for you, look at what they just did to the former president of the United States. The DOJ and FBI just went after the political opponent of their boss, Joe Biden.

This is what they are focused on, and the threat to the dollar — and the entire financial system — isn’t even on their radar. Pain is coming for us, and they don’t care one bit.

Watch the full episode below:

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Speaking before signing the “PACT Act of 2022” on Wednesday morning, President Joe Biden claimed that his wonderful economic plan "is working" and that somehow July’s annual inflation rate of 8.5% was actually “zero.”

“I just want to say a number: zero. Today we received news that our economy had 0% inflation in the month of July,” Biden said during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dutifully echoed the president's not-at-all misleading claim:

The truth of the matter is that last month's inflation rate of 8.5% was a (small) step in the right direction, but only because it was lower than June's 41-year high of 9.1% — and the thing is, anyone who's graduated kindergarten knows it.

So, who do White House personnel think they're fooling? On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere broke down how the Biden administration came to this latest disingenuous conclusion about the economy, what the latest consumer price index actually shows, and why the inevitable Biden brag-fest will be unbearable.

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