Gloat Fest 2010!



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GLENN: This is kind of happy in your face groovy, dope-smoking, hippy music, isn't it? Which I'm sure the dope smoking hippies are happy today. I mean, who wouldn't be? You know, especially when you can just take the word of Nancy Pelosi. She gets it right again.

PAT: She is a genius.

VOICE: Early returns and the overwhelming number of Democrats who are coming out, we're on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives.

PAT: [ Laughter ] O that's rich. [ Laughter ]

GLENN: So she's still going to the Speaker of the house. Oh, wait. She's not.

PAT: [ Laughter ]

GLENN: But the Democrats can still pass and jam down anybody's throat any bill that they want--

PAT: no. [ Laughter ]

GLENN: They can't.

PAT: [ Laughter ]

GLENN: Oh, I feel bad about that.

STU: They do, too. Here's the thing. The big establishment Republican party got their way and they crushed the Tea Party.

PAT: No, they didn't. [ Laughter ] There will be no Republican route. Wait a minute! [ Laughter ]

GLENN: Oh, man.

PAT:  I guess what we're saying is


¶ happy days are here again ¶


¶ GOP is in the house again ¶


¶ the socialist can't fight it again ¶


¶ the GOP is in the house ¶

GLENN: The socialist can bite it again? I don't remember those lyrics.

PAT: It's in there. Look it up

STU: You always point out that you have to watch the other hand. One of the things you are talking about a lot is inflation and inflationary things and I don't understand stuff like you do, but I notice that Alan Grayson was down by 7 and he lost by 18. Is that possibly inflation? Is that what that is?

[ Music ]

PAT: ¶ Alan Grayson is going home again ¶

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: There's a banner on the Insider Extreme cast, Alan Grayson lost!

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: That makes me happy.

PAT: How much did he lose by?

STU: 18.

GLENN: 18!

[ Laughter ]

PAT: ¶ happy days are here again ¶


¶ Alan Grayson lost by 18 points ¶


¶ Alan Grayson is going home right now ¶

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: Alan Grayson lost his?

PAT: His donkey.

GLENN: Here's the thing this is sad news. The one that they targeted to-- they put everything in it, Clinton, Obama, Pelosi, the Democratic caucus came out with all the money to destroy Michelle Bachman and of course Michelle Bachman lost.

PAT: No, she didn't!

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

GLENN: OK stop, stop, it's not right to gloat because there is some bad news. Charlie Crist lost and that, of course, is a big--

PAT: Wait a minute! That's pretty good

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

PAT: You might as well get it started.

GLENN: Why not.

PAT: He's got two years. He has a year before he needs to start campaigning.

STU: Is this what you call graceful in victory?

GLENN: Kids, this is wrong.

PAT: Don't try this at home. We're trained gloating professionals. Don't try this at home.

GLENN: You know, look, here's the thing. When you win a game, when the crowd is against you, the umpires are against you and the opposing team and many members of your own team are against you, I think it's okay. I think it's okay if you pull it out in the end and go-- [ Laughter ] and then we'll shake hands and say, nice game.

PAT: Nice game, yeah, right!

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

GLENN: Now that's uncalled for.

STU: Yes that's uncalled for. I will say that tomorrow this shouldn't happen again but today, I think it should.

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

PAT: ¶ GOP's in the house again ¶

GLENN: Stop, stop.

STU: Is that your natural singing voice?

PAT: You should hear me in church.

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: That's great. Sing a hymn for us, will you? You are saying that might be wrong.

PAT: Unlike what I am doing.

GLENN: I want you to know that I have nothing to do with this. I'm against this one 100%.

PAT: I can tell. It's clear you are.

GLENN: I am.

STU: It was not all good news. There's some down news.

GLENN: The establishment didn't win in Kentucky. I went to Rand Paul.

PAT: Wait a minute!

[ Laughter ]

[ Singing ]

GLENN: Come on, we haven't had a chance to laugh and gloat for two solid years.

STU: We have to focus on the bad news like Russ Feingold going back-- oh, wait, no.

[ Laughter ]

[ Singing ]

GLENN: Wait, wait! You still-- Barack Obama's seat still did go to the Democrats.

PAT: Wait a minute!

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

¶ a Republican kicked his ASS ¶

PAT: I don't know if I can do it anymore I'm about to pass out.

STU: You look a little flush.

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: Oh, man.

STU: You couldn't do it again if I tell you that Joe Sestak lost to Pat Toomey.

[ Laughter ]

[ Singing ]

PAT: I had one more in me.

[ Laughter ]

GLENN: I don't feel bad at all.

PAT: I don't either.

GLENN: Stuff your partisanship. Let's be bipartisan. Yeah, today, stuff it.

STU: Tomorrow

GLENN: Tomorrow, we're with you. Good game.

STU: Today

PAT: RAH, RAH! Democrat!

STU: Tomorrow, it's coming, just tune in.

GLENN: You can sit up in the front seat with us. Today, get in the trunk.

[ Laughter ]

[ Music ]

STU: D.C. can you hear the music when you're singing it?

PAT: Not anymore.

[ Laughter ]

Legal scholar and famed criminal defense attorney Alan Dershowitz has a message for partisans dividing America: "A plague on both your houses." He voted for Hillary Clinton. He endorsed Joe Biden. He's a man who is basically the Forrest Gump of American judicial history.

Look up a big court case over the past few decades, and you'll probably see him standing in the background. He's represented notorious clients like Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Harry Reems, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and yes, Donald Trump. It's made him a target for both the left and right.

Alan also describes himself as a "civil libertarian," and that's probably why he and Glenn Beck get along despite their opposing political views. His story is like a history lesson, spanning half a century, and it just might be the key to bridging the political divide.

On this week's podcast, Alan explained that while he's a strong defender of the Constitution, he's never been a big fan of the Second Amendment. In the past he's called it absurd and outdated, and even today, he admits that he wouldn't have ingrained it into our Constitution if he was a framer. However, with the whole Bill of Rights under attack, he's now fully in defense of our right to bear arms. Because if the Second Amendment changes, any amendment could be next.

"I'm now a supporter of the Second Amendment. I don't want to change it. I don't want to change one word of it, because I'm afraid that if I get to change the Second Amendment, other people will get to change the First Amendment, and the Fifth Amendment," Alan said. "So, I am committed to preserving the Bill of Rights, every single word, every comma, and every space between the words."

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Investigative reporter David Steinberg joined the radio program Monday, to explain how a new video may provide enough evidence to begin a FBI investigation into alleged illegal practices by Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's campaign.

In the video, which was produced and released by Project Veritas, residents of Omar's community describe campaign teams that not only conduct illegal ballot harvesting practices but also pay people for their blank absentee ballots.

Steinberg told Glenn that, if these charges prove to be true, the federal government could bypass Omar's friend and protector, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. Could 2020 be the beginning of the end for Omar's political career?

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Mike Fratantuono is the manager of Sunset Restaurant in Glen Burnie, Maryland. He wrote in the Washington Post's COVID-19 series about the recent, heartbreaking loss of his business, a restaurant that has been in his family for "four generations and counting."

"I know this virus is real, okay? It's real and it's awful. I'm not disputing any of that," Mike wrote. "But our national hysteria is worse. We allowed the virus to take over our economy, our small businesses, our schools, our social lives, our whole quality of life. We surrendered, and now everything is infected."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck reacted to Mike's letter, which he shared in full, adding his hope that those in government are ultimately held responsible for what he called the biggest theft of the Western world.

"This is the biggest theft of, not only money, but of heritage and of hope," Glenn said. "The United States government and many of the states are responsible for this, not you. And hopefully someday soon, we'll return to some semblance of sanity, and those responsible for this theft, this rape of the Western world, will be held responsible."

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]