TSA controversy a union ploy?

GLENN: As people get ready to go to the airport, have you ‑‑ I mean, are you lonely? Seriously. Because you might meet somebody special in the TSA, and the TSA has quite a future. My wife is flying, what, next week, and she said to me last night, she said, I think I'm just going to go through the scanner. And I said, good luck with that, honey. If you've ever wanted really hot pictures of you, they will be available now.

PAT: That's the thing.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: It's a tough choice.

GLENN: She's not going to do it.

PAT: For me it's a tough choice.

GLENN: She is not going to do it.

PAT: She's not going to do the scanner?

GLENN: No, she's not going to do the scanner.

PAT: Is she going to get the pat‑down?

GLENN: Yep. And she said, well, then I get the pat‑down and I said, honey, everybody's got to make their own choice, but I mean, I guess if I didn't believe the things that I do believe, I would be fine with the scanner: Fine, let's just do the scanner. But, you know, may I just, may I just put some things together here in your head and just tell me what you think. Tell, show me where this is wrong. How did this pat‑down thing start, this aggressive pat‑down? The pat‑down started aggressive like this because people were starting to protest the scanners. Now, we haven't had a speech, we haven't heard anything about, you know, that we have a terror threat. The terror threat hasn't been raised. It's the same terror threat. So at, what, 40 airports people started to have a problem with the scanners. So all of a sudden TSA starts to pat people down. Well, patting people down is one thing but then did you notice that a couple of days into that, maybe a week into that, they became very aggressive. You were seeing the normal pat‑down and then they became extraordinarily aggressive. May I suggest that this is the Overton Window? That they are assaulting our children, they are assaulting your crotch. And why? So if they decide to pull back on it, you'll gladly go to the scanner. I mean, when my wife said to me last night, "I know, but then you've got to do the pat‑down, and I don't want that pat‑down." You'd much rather just walk through for two seconds into a scanner where it's pornography! You know, if those things were erasing the pictures, maybe. Maybe. But they're not. They don't erase them. They can store, what is it, 30,000 of those pictures? And they can send them. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm sorry, I just don't trust the federal worker. I have nothing against TSA. Many of them do their job and do it very well. Some of them don't. They stink on ice. What a surprise, it's like the general population in everything else. But these are not law enforcement officials. These are people who got a job at the airport and they trained them. This isn't the military. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If the military were running the machines, strangely I'd feel better. But as a libertarian that doesn't make it better. So I think the Overton Window is happening.

And then yesterday in USA Today, I don't know if you saw this, but in USA Today there was a half‑page ad extolling the plight of the TSA worker. And we want you to know that we're behind you 110%. You are under so much pressure and so much stress, we want you to know what the big fat meanies say about you is just not true. Your friend, Richard Trumka, AFL‑CIO. Half‑page ad yesterday for the TSA.

Ten days ago the president opens up the ability for the TSA to unionize. That is something everybody agreed on after the PATRIOT Act passed which, by the way, was written in 1995 by Joe Biden. I mean, is any of this stuff coming together here for you?

So the left, who has had a problem with the TSA and Homeland Security being black ‑‑ or jack‑booted thugs, they have been the ones saying this is the Gestapo, we want a repeal of the PATRIOT Act. The PATRIOT Act with the wiretapping was written by Joe Biden. It's been a ruse, gang. Now they have had a problem, they don't want any questioning of anybody, they don't want ‑‑ there is no war on terror. This is nothing but scare tactics.

Have you noticed that every single person on the left has fallen into line with these extreme pat‑downs? Every single one? I haven't heard an out ‑‑ I haven't heard an outcry at all from the left.

PAT: Well, was it just last night when Chris Matthews said that it's ginned up by the right?

MATTHEWS: Future shocks, you don't like the new TSA security procedure. So think about what the world would be like five minutes after a plane blows up. Imagine the questions: Who let that guy on the plane? Why weren't stricter procedures followed?

GLENN: What did I tell you?

MATTHEWS: Who's at fault? The rightwing is ginning up this controversy but you want to know ‑‑

GLENN: What did I tell you?

MATTHEWS: Who is the rightwing going to blame if someone does get through that screen at the airport?

GLENN: Yep.

MATTHEWS: President Obama, that's who. So before we get all the way to that and all our arms up about our inconvenient days at the airport, ask yourself how you'll feel after the next terrorist attack.

PAT: Same guy, same people that were yelling and screaming about the warrantless wiretapping, that were screaming about the screening in the first place at the airport.

GLENN: So you know, so you know, the pat‑down at the airport is a violation of your Fourth Amendment rights. We're not talking about ‑‑ we're not talking about something small here. We are talking about the destruction of the Fourth Amendment.

PAT: It's actually happening.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: They couldn't point to a single incident as far as I know that we ever tracked down with the PATRIOT Act. Was there a single violation?

GLENN: No, there wasn't.

PAT: And this ‑‑

GLENN: Who was there?

PAT: This is ‑‑

STU: I mean, you know ‑‑

GLENN: Every six months ‑‑

PAT: Not that we know of.

GLENN: ‑‑ you have to go and testify and I used to ask you all the time, have you heard any testimony, has anybody brought in testimony?

STU: Right, there was always accusations but when you looked into them, they fell apart.

GLENN: Right, they fell apart. There was no testimony in congress of anybody specifically. There was always the group that said this could be. Well, yeah, it could be.

STU: Yeah, and there were people that said things happened to them and blah, blah‑blah, blah‑blah but, you know ‑‑

GLENN: Never made. Never made.

PAT: There was that library thing in Seattle I think that didn't pan out. And here's something that's happening every day to probably, if not hundreds of thousands of people.

GLENN: Wait, you want to talk about a library thing, how about what happened with Joe the plumber?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: I mean, with his records being released by government operatives. I mean, that's incredible. And yet nobody had a problem with that. So there is something wrong with this. First of all, they are unionizing the TSA. You do not want what the left called jack‑booted thugs. What the left called the Gestapo. You do not want them built into a union army. What do you think this is?

When we come back ‑‑ I'm going to take a quick break. When we come back, if you think that a union army, if you think that this is crazy, I'm going to play, how many pieces of audio do we have now? Three pieces, four pieces of new audio today on The Blaze where communists are saying now is the time for revolution. Exactly what I told you. Communists that are saying we have to take it. Communists that are now saying that it is the right that is raising the price of food and gasoline to prepare people for riots in the streets. They're actually having the cojones to say that this is a plan from the right. Excuse me. Haven't you been calling me a fear monger for the last two, actually four years on this, telling you that these things were coming? And they were calling me a fear monger. Now they accept the premise except they're blaming it on people like me!

If you think that the president wouldn't want a civilian defense force just as strong, just as well funded as the U.S. military, you can look to, you know, AmeriCorps or anything else. But as I was driving in this morning, I thought to myself, why, why would you want to go to AmeriCorps? Why would you want to have to build all this structure when the structure is already there? It's called the Department of Homeland Security.

I'm going to play some of this audio for you from the left and then I want to remind you what is happening in England today. There are more riots from the left because they're cutting subsidies for colleges, they're cutting spending and they're raising tuition. Exactly what's coming here in America. And the left has everybody in the streets. They are trying to take away your right to education. And then I will share this with you: Have no fear. God is not disengaged. God is aware and awake and active. I have seen miracles with my own eyes. I have seen things come together. This summer I'm going to tell you a story of something that has just happened to us this week that is full‑fledged, I mean almost, almost ‑‑ there's a guy who works on my staff that witnessed something this week that happened that is just unbelievable, unbelievable that said that is like spooky, it is so intense. There are things that are happening not just here but all over the country. God's involved and here's where you take solace. He doesn't lose. They are enemies of him. They are not enemies of ours because our freedom doesn't belong to us. It belongs to Him. Choose sides. And stand back. Stand behind Him. And prepare to see the hand of almighty God.


 

It's not as easy as it used to be for billion-dollar entertainment empires like The Walt Disney Company. It would be more streamlined for Disney to produce its major motion pictures in its own backyard. After all, abortion in California is readily available, as well as a protected, cherished right. And since abortion access is critical for movie production, right up there with lighting equipment and craft services, you would think California would be the common-sense choice for location shooting. Alas, even billion-dollar studios must pinch pennies these days. So, in recent years, Disney, among other major Hollywood studios, has been farming out production to backwater Southern lands like Georgia, and even Louisiana. Those states offer more generous tax breaks than Disney's native California. As a result, Georgia for example, played host to much of the shooting for the recent worldwide box office smash Avengers: Endgame.

But now it looks like it's Georgia's endgame. The state recently passed what is known as a "heartbeat" bill – a vicious, anti-woman law that would try to make pregnant women allow their babies to be born and actually live. It's a bridge too far for a major studio like Disney, which was largely built on creating family entertainment. How can Disney possibly go about making quality movies, often aimed at children, without access to unfettered abortion? It's unconscionable. Lack of abortion access makes it nearly impossible to shoot movies. So, what's a major studio to do? Disney might have considered migrating its business to Louisiana, but that state too has now signed a heartbeat bill into law. It's utter madness.

These monstrous anti-abortion bills, coupled with having to live under President Trump, has led Disney to seek a new home for its legendary movie magic. Last week, Disney's CEO, Bob Iger, announced that all future Disney movies will now be filmed on location in the Sub-Saharan African nation of Wakanda.

"Disney and Wakanda are a match made in heaven," Iger told reporters. "Wakanda was, until recently, a secret kingdom, much like our own Magic Kingdom. With this new partnership, we'll not only get to continue our legacy of making movies that parents and children everywhere enjoy together, but we'll get to do so in a safe space that reveres abortion as much as we do."

Wakanda is one of only four African countries (out of 55) that allow unrestricted abortion.

As home to the most advanced technology in the world – and with the planet's highest per-capita concentration of wokeness – Wakanda offers women painless, hassle-free abortion on demand. As the Wakandan health ministry website explains, the complete absence of any white-patriarchal-Judeo-Christian influence allows women in Wakanda to have complete control of their own bodies (with the exception of females who are still fetuses). As winner of the U.N.'s 2018 Golden Forceps award (the U.N.'s highest abortion honor) Wakanda continues its glowing record on abortion. That makes it an ideal location for Disney's next round of live-action remakes of its own animated movies in which the company plans to remove all male characters.

Iger says he hopes to convince Wakandan leadership to share their top-secret vibranium-based abortion procedure technology so that American women can enjoy the same convenient, spa-like abortion treatment that Wakandan women have enjoyed for years.

Wakanda is one of only four African countries (out of 55) that allow unrestricted abortion. Disney plans to boycott and/or retaliate against the other 51 African nations, as well as any U.S. states, that restrict abortion. Specific plans are being kept under wraps, but sources say Disney's potential retaliation may include beaming Beverly Hills Chihuahua into the offending territories on a continuous, indefinite loop.

When asked how Wakanda's futuristic capital city and distinctly African landscape would be able to double for American movie locations, Iger said, "I guess America will just have to look more like Wakanda from now on."

One potential wrinkle for the Left-leaning studio is the fact that Wakanda has an impenetrable border wall-shield-thing designed to keep out foreign invaders as well as illegal immigrants. Iger said he understands Wakanda's policy of exclusivity, adding, "After all, not everyone gets into Disneyland. You have to have a ticket to get in. Anyone is welcome, but you have to go through the process of getting a ticket." When one reporter pointed out that Iger's answer sounded like the conservative argument for legal immigration under the rule of law, Iger insisted that the reporter was "a moronic fascist."

What if the unthinkable happens and Florida also enacts its own "heartbeat" law? That would be problematic since Walt Disney World is located in Florida. Iger responded that Disney would "cross that bridge if we get to it" but that the most likely scenario would entail "dismantling Disney World piece-by-piece and relocating it to the actual happiest place on earth – Wakanda." As for whether Disney would ever open character-themed abortion clinics inside its theme parks, Iger remained coy, but said, "Well, it is the place where dreams come true."

With the Wakanda solution, Disney may have found a place where Minnie Mouse can finally follow her heart and have true freedom of choice.

When pressed about the cost of ramping up production in a secretive African kingdom that has no existing moviemaking infrastructure (which could easily end up being much more expensive than simply shooting in California) Iger said, "You can't put a price tag on abortion freedom. Wakanda Forever and Abortion Forever!"

With the Wakanda solution, Disney may have found a place where Minnie Mouse can finally follow her heart and have true freedom of choice. And that will be welcome relief to traditional families all over the world who keep the Walt Disney Company in business.

*Disclaimer: The preceding story is a parody. Bob Iger did not actually say any of the quotes in the story. Neither is Wakanda an actual nation on planet Earth.

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One of these times I'm going to go on vacation, and I'm just not going to come back. I learn so much on a farm.

You want to know how things work, go spend a summer on a farm. You're having problems with your son or daughter, go spend a summer on a farm.

My son changed. Over two weeks.

Getting him out of bed, getting him to do anything, is like insane. He's a 15-year-old kid. Going all through the normal 15-year-old boy stuff. Getting him on the farm, where he was getting up and actually accomplishing stuff, having to build or mend fences, was amazing. And it changed him.

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Our society does not allow our kids to grow up, ever. I am convinced that our 15-year-olds could be fixing all kinds of stuff. Could be actually really making an impact in a positive way in our society. And what's wrong with our society is, we have gotten away from how things actually work. We're living in this theoretical world. When you're out on a farm, there's no theory here. If it rains, the crops will grow. If it rains too much, the crops won't grow.

If there's no sun, they won't grow. If there's too much sun, they'll shrivel up and die. There's no theory. We were out mending fences. Now, when I say the phrase to you, mending fences, what does that mean? When you think of mending fences, you think of, what?

Coming together. Bringing people together. Repairing arguments.

I've never mended a fence before until I started stringing a fence and I was like, "I ain't doing this anymore! Where is it broken? Can't we just tie a piece of barbed wire together?"

Let's stop talking about building a wall. Because that has all kinds of negative imagery. Mending fences is what we need to do.

That's called mending fences.

And why do you mend fences? So your animals don't get out and start to graze on somebody else's land. When your fence goes down, your cow is now on somebody else's land. And your cow is now eating their food.

We look at the phrase, mending fences as saying, hey. You know, we were both wrong. Mending fences has nothing to do with that.

Mending fences means build a wall. My neighbors and I, we're going to get along fine, as long as my cows don't go and steal their food, or their cows don't come over and steal my cow's food.

We're perfectly neighborly with each other, until one of us needs to mend a fence, because, dude, you got to mend that, because your cows keep coming over and eating my food.

You know what we need to do with Mexico? Mend fences.

Now, that's a phrase. You hear build a wall. That's horrible.

No, no, no. We need to mend fences.

In a farming community, that means putting up an electric fence. That means putting up barbed wire.

So the cows — because the cows will — they'll stick their head through barbed wire. And they'll eat the grass close to the road. Or eat the grass close to the other side of the fence. And they'll get their heads in between those fences. And they can't get out sometimes. Because the grass is always greener on the other side. You look at these damn cows and say turn around, cow — there's plenty of stuff over here.

No. They want the grass on the other side of the fence.

So you mend it.

And if it's really bad, you do what we do. We had to put an electric fence up. Now, imagine putting an electric fence up. That seems pretty radical and expensive.

Does it really work? Does it shock them? What does that feel like to a cow?

The cows hit it once, and then they don't hit it again. They can actually hear the buzz of the electric fence. There's a warning. Don't do it. Don't do it. They hear the current and they hit it once and they're like, "I'm not going to do that again."

So you mend fences, which means, keep your stuff on your side. I like you. We're good neighbors. You keep your stuff on your side and I'll keep my stuff on my side and we'll get together at the town hall and we'll see each other at the grocery store. Because we're good neighbors. But what stops us from fighting is knowing that there is a fence there.

This is my stuff. That's your stuff. But we can still trade and we'll help each other. But let's stop talking about building a wall. Because that has all kinds of negative imagery. Mending fences is what we need to do.

You can have a tough fence. It could be a giant wall. It could be an electric fence. But you need one. And that's how you come together.

The side that's having the problem, mends the fence.

The following is part of an ongoing experiment by Glenn Beck program heartthrob, Stu Burguiere, to begin watching Game of Thrones in its final season, without any previous context. Other than highlights shown in commercials, Stu has never seen a second of Game of Thrones, and has never read a word about its characters or plot lines.

PREVIOUSLY on Game of Thrones: it seems like all the people who hated each other but then started working together, now hate each other again.

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS THIS WEEK!

- I think I missed last week's episode, but it's possible the opening credits have just been playing since last week, and I joined at the right time
- Uncle Fester is writing a letter
- Angry Elf is still alive
- Uncle Fester and John Snow(?) are saying their queen doesn't want to eat and shouldn't be left alone
- John Snow doesn't want to be king?
- Queen Blondie has a nice open air balcony with a sweet view
- Angry Elf apparently needs to ask Queen Blondie's permission before doing things, she must have a higher rank
- Uncle Fester burns his letter and hides his ring
- Uncle Fester brought to the beach at night
- Queen Blondie's name is Denarys! (or similar!)
- Uncle Fester sentenced to death by dragon fire breath
- There is some hidden truth about John Snow (maybe he's transitioned?)
- Queen Blondie and John Snow make out because the time immediately after burning a man to death is very romantic
- If some city rings bells, Queen Blondie will stop the attack
- "Next time you fail me, will be the last time you fail me" says Queen Blondie to Angry Elf
- Not a lot of smiling going on in this region
- Angry Elf tries to tell Obi Wan Kenobi a secret, which is difficult because of their height difference
- Frumpy Girl wants to kill Sercy?
- Someone known as the "Stupidest Lannister" is in prison
- Stupid Lannister gets freed by Angry Elf, going to do something to stop a lot of innocent people from dying
- "Tens of thousands of innocent people for one not so innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade"
- Angry Elf gives emotional speech to Stupid Lannister who was the only person around who was nice to him as a kid. A little middle school drama.
- Stupid Lannister has gold hand
- Doors to break into castle has disturbing amount of space between them
- 2 big armies stare each other down. At this point, it's important to note that I don't know why they're fighting or who they are
- Queen Love Child of Mick Jagger and Robin Wright makes an appearance
- Dragon versus old times wooden boats proving to be a bit of a mismatch
- Seems like instead of making lots of crossbows, these people should put their resources into dragon development and recruiting
- Dragon proves that my concern about the space between the doors was misplaced
- Unclear why they even bother to send an army when they have the dragon
- Queen Blondie is riding a dragon again. She should spend time making a saddle to make it easier
- Bells in the city ring, which is supposed to stop an attack—even though it's kind of already happened
- My interpretation is the people in the city surrendered, but Queen Blondie kept attacking, killing lots of people for no reason
- This horrifies John Snow and Angry Elf. Queen Blondie has gone dark… not with the hair, but with her murderous tendencies
- Considering all the stabbing and beheading, the dragons flame might be the preferable way to die
- Stupid Lannister is fighting with the lead singer of Coldplay,who apparently swam to safety following near direct hit from dragon
- Stupid Lannister gets himself stabbed
- Queen Mick Jagger/Robin Wright finally figures out she's going to lose and leaves her fancy tower
- Coldplay Lead Singer gets stabbed too. Stupid Lannister's name is possibly Jim Lannister?
- Frumpy Girl contemplates getting revenge on someone, maybe the Queen. Then thanks tall guy named Sandor or maybe Sandle
- Sandle's brother is a guard for the Queen. He kills the Queen's assistant so he can fight Sandle
- Big guard guy looks like Darth Vader without his helmet
- Stupid Lannister has connection Mick Jagger/Robin Wright Queen. She's in a very desperate place, similar to Robin Wright when she married Sean Penn
- Giant Darth Vader without his helmet gets stabbed with long sword, seems to enjoy it
- Again, since the dragon has done all the work, why did they send all these important people into this city?
- Frumpy Girl getting trampled, keeps getting saved at last second, indicating she's an important character
- Giant helmet-free Darth Vader gets stabbed a dozen times or so without dying, so his brother, now without eyes, tackles him off the side of the castle, probably killing them both
- Very dusty with the buildings all collapsing around them. Feels like there could be some fertile ground for the mesothelioma lawyers of the time
- Stupid Lannister and Mick Jagger/Robin Wright Queen escaping in underground tunnel
- Underground tunnel is no longer a tunnel
- Frumpy Girl really mourning lady who helped her up in previous scene
- Everyone is charred, but a horse inexplicably totally fine
- Again, Frumpy must be a big character for all of these nice coincidences to happen to her