Comrade update - good news! (If you are a socialist)

GLENN: Comrade!

STU: Ah, yes, comrade!

GLENN: Comrade, listen to the voices of the motherland. They are singing out today, "Good news from the Western front."

STU: What is the good news, comrade?

GLENN: Our Progressive plans are almost in place

STU: You mean they're not already?

GLENN: They're damn close. There's still a little breath in this gal but we're bound and determined to stuff it out, comrade.

STU: It's almost like a snub film of Lady Liberty.

GLENN: Here we go. This is the first thing that's going to make your day. Christopher Dodd has a plan. Our good friend, our good comrade Chris Dodd has a plan to establish a government body to buy all the troubled mortgages from the banks and investors and move homeowners into loans insured by the federal government! So when the private sector says, holy crap, how are we going to afford this, comrade.

STU: Yes, comrade.

GLENN: As God has swooped in, he will finally set our people free!

STU: Ah, comrade, comrade, it's like I always say. Power to the people who work in the government!

GLENN: Soon, soon our glorious Progressive dreams of all living in gray housing complexes will be a dream come true.

STU: Oh, I love -- maybe soon everything will look like beautiful downtown Chernobyl.

GLENN: Comrade, from our -- well, of course, I think we could be heard. So we better not. From that bad, bad newspaper that we disagree with so very much, the New York Times.

STU: Yes, comrade.

GLENN: There's a story today that Hillary Rodham Clinton, when did she become Rodham again? Nevermind, comrade! Listen to the voices of the people as they sing out!

STU: I so hope Hillary Clinton wins when she runs --

GLENN: Rodham.

STU: Hillary Rodham Clinton wins when she runs for the Politburo.

GLENN: She says when she becomes President, the federal government will take a more active role in the economy. (Applause.) Oh, this is good news. This is good news. We may finally permanently collapse that evil stock market thing. She says the government will take a more active role in the economy to address what she calls the excesses of the market.

STU: What did you say, comrade? Can you just repeat that?

GLENN: I was just thinking, the excesses of the capitalist market, the excesses. Comrade, pay no attention. There is never such a thing as federal excess. Spending $9 trillion, or truth be told, $56 trillion more than you have is never in excess. That, that is setting people free so they can sing about the glories of the homeless!

STU: Oh, comrade, it's so good to hear comrade Marx being quoted on the Western front.

GLENN: No, this is Hillary Clinton.

STU: Oh.

GLENN: She said that things need to be much different than they are today, and how true it is. She puts her emphasis on issues like inequality and government rather than market forces. I mean, this is -- it's crazy.

STU: It's great news from the Western front, isn't it?

GLENN: Ahhhh! I can't take it. Let me just say this to you. Hang on just a second. Stop the music for just a second. Wait!

I just have to say, I want you to know this personally. My business will grow 100-fold if this woman becomes President of the United States. And then torn because my business will be so unbelievably huge if she becomes President. The reason I'm torn is because while it may grow 100 fold, my taxes will grow 1,000% and really, isn't that the way it should be? Comrade!

STU: Oh, comrade.

GLENN: She's gone on. She said that economic excesses in the market, including executive pay packages that she says are offensive and wrong and a tax code that has become so far out of whack in favoring the wealthy, while holding down the standard of living of the middle class. And she's right. She is right. The middle class has shrunk, shrunk by 12%. Upper class grew by 12%. The lower class stayed the same. Pay no attention to those numbers, comrade. Pay no attention. Listen to the propaganda and the voice of the people as it rings out from beautiful shore to beautiful shore! She said, "If you go back and look at our history, we were most successful when we had that balance between an effective vigorous government and a dynamic appropriately regulated market." They must be still writing that history book because I haven't read that anywhere in history. I'm just trying to remember that part of history, but I'm sure -- oh, comrade!

STU: Yes!

GLENN: Remember that time, we shan't speak about it now or point out actual dates or places or people or things, but remember, remember back, oh, just over a mere 70 years ago when we had regulated markets and really vigorous government? Oh, those were the days in the 1930s. She said we had a systematically diminished role and the responsibility of our government and we watched our market become imbalanced. I want to get back to the appropriate balance of power between government and the market."

STU: Think of all the time people saved when they didn't have to check their bank accounts because they read zero all the time.

GLENN: She says the economy, her plan would have three main components. She would roll back the Bush tax cuts for households with incomes over $250,000, which basically are the small business owners in America, while creating more tax breaks below that threshold; impose closer scrutiny on financial markets including investments being made by foreign governments and raising spending on job-creating projects. Remember, comrade, when we built the Hoover dam? Oh, those were the days. Inequality is growing. The middle class is stalled. No, it's not. The American dream is premised on a growing economy where people are in a mediocrity -- meritocracy.

STU: That's a foreign word!

GLENN: If they are willing to work hard, they will realize the fruits of their labor. It reminds me of an old phrase, "Work shall set you free." Oh, it is so good, once again on the Western front, to hear the words that are so reminiscent of our founding fathers. So now from the former Soviet Union, I and our founding fathers say, bye-bye, America.

STU: You know, they are not using USSR. We already have U.S. We can just add on SR. We're there.

GLENN: S and an R. We are already making S's. We only need to make an R. That's it. Can't we get somebody from China to give us an R?

STU: Can we redesign -- maybe someone on the left side can do this today. Can we redo the stars and the flag to just do a sort of hammer/sickle thing?

GLENN: That would be great. That would be -- you know, I have to tell you, Stu, this is a kick-ass national anthem, too.

STU: So good.

GLENN: It's the former Soviet Union national anthem. They are not using it anymore.

STU: We could totally adopt it.

GLENN: Why don't we just use it?

STU: I mean, I would think they would say it's property of community. We wouldn't even have to buy it on the market.

GLENN: Which would you use it? It would be like Che Guevara licensing his image.

STU: He would never do that.

GLENN: He would never do that. Che is one with the people. Everything is free. They all own --

STU: They are already doing it.

GLENN: What?

STU: They are already licensing it for capitalist use.

GLENN: Listen to this music. Isn't it -- all right, stop the music here.

Here is the new T-shirt that I designed and I designed it just in advance just in case John McCain does win the primary and Hillary Clinton wins the primary and I'm going to unveil it now here on the web cam. It is vote donkaphant. And what I did is I had Paul Nunn who is our artist who's absolutely fantastic. I had him design a, well, it's a donkey and an elephant stitched together. It's a pretty ugly animal but isn't that really -- shouldn't that be the symbol of the donkaphant party, where you can't really tell them apart except it has a trunk and buck teeth, long ears and a move? That's the kind of place that we want to take America, isn't it? You know what, I don't think I could -- well, I know I can't vote for Hillary Clinton because this woman -- I mean, she admits it. She is a Progressive. And look it up, gang. Read Jonah Goldberg -- you know, I got a call from the book people today and they are all pissed off at me because Jonah Goldberg's book debuted at number 9 and then I made such a big deal out of it last week and I don't think it's because of me but they do, the book people do. It's now number 3 and it's beating our book and they were like, would you shut up about other books? And I'm like, no, it's a good book. And people should read this book. Liberal Fascism. There, I said it. Go out and buy it, after you buy "An Inconvenient Book." How is that? What, it's a capitalist thing.

Why did I bring up his book? What was I even talking about, Stu?

STU: I wasn't listening. There's another show on.

GLENN: Is it good?

STU: It's really good.

GLENN: So, you know, I've said before that I just can't vote for John McCain. I just can't do it.

STU: Have you said that, though? I don't think that you've actually made that statement.

GLENN: I can't do it. I can't do it.

STU: Under any senses?

GLENN: Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think it would be much better to just let them -- because here's what happened. You vote for John McCain and it's going to be a Democratic congress. You vote for John McCain and John McCain will compromise and he will be the flag bearer of the conservative movement and he's not. He doesn't -- I mean, he will sign in the global warming stuff. I mean, he's a nightmare. He's only good, kind of, on the war. I don't even think that you can give him 100% on the war. But I mean, at least he's got that down. But you know what? That's just not enough for me and I'm not willing to have him, you know, bipartisan move work hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder with socialists like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton. I'm just not willing to go down that road. I won't compromise, and he will. And so then what's left of the conservative movement? Nothing. Nothing. I'd rather have Hillary Clinton in there and a Democratic congress for two years, just absolutely nightmare and then maybe America will wake up. And then they will put a Republican congress in there. And maybe that Republican congress will see that we didn't -- we just didn't go and lap up their bullcrap when they tried to spoon-feed us socialism. We said "no, we don't really want to go there. Oh, I know you've got a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but no thank you. I don't flirt with socialism. I'm not interested in it. I'll go live in Cuba, I'll go live in Canada. There are options. Let's try something different. Oh, a little quaint thing I like to call the American experiment that was working pretty well until, oh, I don't know, the New Deal."

Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

As the Left tries to hide how radical the two candidates really are, Glenn takes us inside the Democrat war room to expose the wolf in pastor's clothing, Raphael Warnock, and America's Justin Trudeau, Jon Ossoff. Socialism, the Green New Deal, and "defund the police" are all on the table. And Glenn warns of what's to come if conservatives don't activate: Chuck Schumer will weaponize the Senate, and the radical Left will launch an all-out assault to ravage the Constitution.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" to explain how mail-in ballots are typically disqualified during recounts at a far higher rate than in-person, Election Day ballots, and why this is "good news" for President Donald Trump's legal battle over the election.

"One of the things that gives the greatest cause for optimism is, this election ... there's a pretty marked disparity in terms of how the votes were distributed. On Election Day, with in-person voting, Donald Trump won a significant majority of the votes cast on in-person voting on Election Day. Of mail-in voting, Joe Biden won a significant majority of the votes cast early on mail-in voting," Cruz explained.

"Now, here's the good news: If you look historically to recounts, if you look historically to election litigation, the votes cast in person on Election Day tend to stand. It's sort of hard to screw that up. Those votes are generally legal, and they're not set aside. Mail-in votes historically have a much higher rate of rejection … when they're examined, there are a whole series of legal requirements that vary state by state, but mail-in votes consistently have a higher rate of rejection, which suggests that as these votes begin being examined and subjected to scrutiny, that you're going to see Joe Biden's vote tallies go down. That's a good thing," he added. "The challenge is, for President Trump to prevail, he's got to run the table. He's got to win, not just in one state but in several states. That makes it a lot harder to prevail in the litigation. I hope that he does so, but it is a real challenge and we shouldn't try to convince ourselves otherwise."

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Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean is perhaps even more disgusted with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for his coronavirus response than BlazeTV's Stu Burguiere (read what Stu has to say on the subject here), and for a good reason.

She lost both of her in-laws to COVID-19 in New York's nursing homes after Gov. Cuomo's infamous nursing home mandate, which Cuomo has since had scrubbed from the state's website and blamed everyone from the New York Post to nursing care workers to (every leftist's favorite scapegoat) President Donald Trump.

Janice joined Glenn and Stu on the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to ask why mainstream media is not holding Gov. Cuomo — who recently published a book about his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic — accountable?

"I'm vocal because I have not seen the mainstream media ask these questions or demand accountability of their leaders. [Cuomo] really has been ruling with an iron fist, and every time he does get asked a question, he blames everybody else except the person that signed that order," Janice said.

"In my mind, he's profiting off the over 30 thousand New Yorkers, including my in-laws, that died by publishing a book on 'leadership' of New York," she added. "His order has helped kill thousands of relatives of New York state. And this is not political, Glenn. This is not about Republican or Democrat. My in-laws were registered Democrats. This is not about politics. This is about accountability for something that went wrong, and it's because of your [Cuomo's] leadership that we're put into this situation."

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As America grows divided and afraid to disagree with the Democrats' woke plan for America, Megyn Kelly is ready to fight back for the truth. For nearly two decades, she navigated the volatile and broken world of the media. But as America leans on independent voices more than ever, she's breaking new ground with "The Megyn Kelly Show."

She joined the latest Glenn Beck Podcast to break down what's coming next after the election: Black Lives Matter is mainstream, leftists are making lists of Trump supporters, and the Hunter Biden scandal is on the back burner.

Megyn and Glenn reminisce about their cable news days (including her infamous run-in with then-presidential candidate Donald Trump) and to look into the chaotic and shady world of journalism and the growing entitlement it's bred. For example, many conservatives have been shocked by how Fox News handled the election.

Megyn defended Fox News, saying she believes Fox News' mission "is a good one," but also didn't hold back on hosts like Neil Cavuto, who cut off a White House briefing to fact check it — something she never would have done, even while covering President Obama.

Megyn also shared this insightful takeaway from her time at NBC: "Jane Fonda was an ass."

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