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With Nerf Hoffelmeyer pulling out of the race early this year, radio host Jim Dingle has fully thrown his support behind Floyd Fluffinfluff.

GLENN: I don't know about you but I think one of the things, I think the reason people are having such a hard time knowing who to vote for is you don't know who to trust because they are all telling you exactly what they think you want to hear and, you know, I don't want to hear anything specifically except what you really, truly think the problems of the world are and what you really, truly believe the solutions are. Not what you think I want the problems to be or the solutions to be but what you really truly believe. But I don't think any candidate could ever have enough guts. I think they would win but I don't think they would have enough guts to actually tell you. Of course then again I should take that back. I don't know. If there was a candidate that ran an ad that was an honest ad and said here's what the problems are, would they win.

We put together a series here of campaign ads. Here's the first. My first thought was, okay, here's the ad that maybe would work because it's a little honest:

VOICE: This election is about change and the greatest change we need in Washington is honesty. So while other candidates will tell you what you want to hear, Floyd Fluffinfluff is the only one who will tell you what you need to hear, real lasting change. That's the Fluffinfluff promise. Vote for lieutenant deputy mayor Floyd Fluffinfluff. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth with no fluff, just Fluffinfluff.

GLENN: All right. And then I thought, that's not -- I mean, that doesn't -- any candidate can say "I'm going to tell you the truth." You've got to be a little more specific. What's the truth?

VOICE: While some candidates will say our economy is headed toward a recession, only Floyd Fluffinfluff will tell you the unvarnished truth: We're all screwed. A Great Depression would be like a minor flesh wound compared to the [BLEEP] kicking that's coming our way. So keep getting your fill of sugar-coated lies if you want or turn to Floyd Fluffinfluff and finally get a taste of the truth. Former executive assistant to the assistant deputy of the city clerk, Floyd Fluffinfluff for President because a bitter pill is a better pill.

GLENN: See, okay, that's the beginning. Sure, you are going to tell us the truth, you are going to tell us how bad things are but that's not helpful. Americans are positive. They don't want to look to the past, they don't want to look to today, they want to look to the future. "Okay, so it's bad. What are you going to do about it."

VOICE: John McCain says Social Security has big challenges ahead. Mitt Romney admits the retirement age might have to rise. But they're only giving you the fluff, not the Fluffinfluff. Only Floyd Fluffinfluff dares to tell our seniors the truth: Social Security is dead, over, finito. The Fluffinfluff solution, raise the retirement age to 106. Problem solved. Sure, there will be some pissed off seniors, but they will be dead soon. So who cares. Certainly not the Fluffster. Two-time local elementary school crosswalk guard Floyd Fluffinfluff for President because it's about time somebody told our seniors to get a frickin' job.

GLENN: Hey, I think that's too negative. I mean, he starts out attacking. You lose him at the beginning because he's attacking, you know, John McCain and Mitt Romney. He's got to just be who he is and then just lay it all on the line.

VOICE: Longtime local resident Floyd Fluffinfluff is the only presidential candidate who tells you the hard truths without all the fluff, only the Fluffinfluff. The truth: America is going bankrupt. Only Floyd Fluffinfluff will pledge to raise income taxes 92% on the middle class. The truth: America spends too much. Only Floyd Fluffinfluff will eliminate Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and welfare benefits, along with all federal prisons. The truth: America is growing too rapidly. Only Floyd Fluffinfluff will strictly enforce a two-child per household law along with banning all future adoptions. The truth, Americans are lazy. Only Floyd Fluffinfluff will pledge to disband OSHA and remove all child labor laws from the books. And there's plenty more where that came from. Floyd Fluffinfluff for President because it's time for some tough love and some tough Fluffinfluff love in the Oval Office.

Countless leaders on the left are now arguing that removing President Donald Trump from office won't be enough — they're now calling for the president's "cult-like" supporters to be "deprogrammed." And it's not just fringe politicians.

During an appearance on "Real Time with Bill Maher" last week, former NBC anchor Katie Couric said, "The question is, how are we going to really almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump."

Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi questioned whether the nation needs "a 9/11-type commission" to determine whether President Trump was colluding with Russian President Vladimir Putin "the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol." Clinton also made sure to include her favorite "deplorables" in her unsubstantiated conspiracy theory:

"But we now know that not just [Trump] but his enablers, his accomplices, his cult members, have the same disregard for democracy," Clinton said to Pelosi.

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine's Nikole Hannah-Jones agreed that there is a need for "millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans" to be deprogrammed and punished, during an MSNBC interview last week.

Now, a story from the Washington Post is also preaching that narrative and even added that we need more restrictions for conservatives on social media and in the broadcast industry.

"So now we have to be deprogrammed? We've heard this over and over and over and over again, for months," said Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday. He read through the shocking details of the Washington Post op-ed and discussed the extraordinary dangers of the latest anti-conservative movement in America.

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As calls for censorship and restrictions against conservative voices get louder, Glenn Beck said he feels an "awesome responsibility" to speak, not the words he'd personally like to say, but those he believes the Lord would want him to share.

"It's an awesome responsibility, and one that I am not worthy of," Glenn said. "I want to say ... what He wants me to say. And I have to listen very carefully, because I feel the same way you do. But that will get us nowhere."

Glenn said it's time for Americans who are awake — not woke — to come together, no matter which side of the political aisle you're on, and stand with the truth.

"We are the Alamo, we will stand. But we desperately, desperately need you," Glenn said. "We need the people who are awake — not woke — awake. You may disagree with us. We are your allies, not your enemies. And if you will not stand with us in our hour of need, there will be no one left to stand with you in your hour of need. We must all come together, anyone who is awake."

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The incoming Biden administration plans to waste no time in overturning much of the progress achieved by President Donald Trump.

On his radio program Monday, Glenn Beck ran through 10 executive orders President Joe Biden plans to announce on "day one" of his time in office — including rejoining the Paris climate accord, canceling the Keystone pipeline, mask mandates on federal land and during interstate travel, and a proposed federal minimum wage of $15 an hour.

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Eric Weinstein, managing director of investment firm Thiel Capital and host of "The Portal" podcast, is not a conservative, but he says conservative and center-right-affiliated media are the only ones who will still allow oppositional voices.

On "The Glenn Beck Podcast" this week, Eric told Glenn that the center-left media, which "controls the official version of events for the country," once welcomed him, but that all changed about eight years ago when they started avoiding any kind of criticism by branding those who disagree with them as "alt-right, far-right, neo-Nazi, etc.," even if they are coming from the left side of the aisle. But their efforts to discredit critical opinions don't stop there. According to Eric, there is a strategy being employed to destroy our national culture and make sure Americans with opposing views do not come together.

"We're trifling with the disillusionment of our national culture. And our national culture is what animates the country. If we lose the culture, the documents will not save us," Eric said. "I have a very strongly strategic perspective, which is that you save things up for an emergency. Well, we're there now."

In the clip below, Eric explains why, after many requests over the last few years, he finally agreed to this podcast.

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