State of the Program Address

Stu: Mr. Speaker of the House, the President of the Glenn Beck Program.

Glenn: Thank you, thank you. Why are only half of you standing up, get off your fat ass! Thank you. Thank you. My head writer, staff members, distinguished guests, fellow Glenn Beck fans, seven years have passed since I first stood before this microphone and tried to entertain and enlighten you, emphasis on the word try. Well, I may have done, oh, just a ton of crappy shows since then and it seems like the crappy shows seem to happen from time to time in a much more rapid pace lately, like two or three times a week, sometimes even four or five times a week, I am pleased to report to you that even with all of that show crappiness, the State of the Glenn Beck program is strong! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We have been busy doing the conservative work, fighting a stubborn enemy, liberal bloggers have posted over 10,000 action alerts to try to get me fired. But thanks to, you know, form being being sponsors and people who are actually born with spines and common sense, today I still have a job and simply by putting the complaints in context, we are making the enemy look even geekier and dumber than ever before. I will -- are you drinking?

Dan: What?

Glenn: I will not back down from that challenge, even if that means complete and utter humiliation. My commitment to this audience is unwavering. Despite having surgery on my butt which went horribly awry, I braved the embarrassment and was interviewed on dozens of television shows, including Good Morning America, where I rehashed my butt story and then I did it again over and over and over again, hundreds of times in interviews with radio hosts, newspaper journalists, and television hosts all across America, time and time again reminding me of the most embarrassing of all hospital procedures, butt surgery. That I had on my butt. Many people laughed at my expense. However, after 1400 interviews and 1 million views of my YouTube video and countless parodies about my butt surgery, it is pretty clear who has gotten the last laugh, my butt! Thank you (applause). Yes. That's right. The one who got the last laugh was my butt which happens to have close proximity to where I keep my wallet! (Applause.) Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to report to you that the state of my butt is strong!

Stu: That's kind of nasty. Can we get past the butt part?

Glenn: I wish we could. Oh, how I wish we could, but while the state of my butt is strong, there are many challenges that I face, such as my abs, my man boobs, the pasty white complex, the receding hairline, the triple chin thing that is getting worse and worse, but I have laid out a plan and I want to address this issue. That's why I beg of you, members of the audience please, please, please, please, please, please, for everything that is good and sacred, please renew the no doughnut left behind act! Why is Ted Kennedy standing on this one? It's like he's got rabies all of a sudden. Look at him foam in the mouth. Doughnuts! We've been doing other important work besides just talking about my butt and eating doughnuts or at least that's what they tell me. We've been also spreading the concept of common sense all across this great land with the help of my administration and the people of people like you everywhere, An Inconvenient Book has been on the "New York Times" best sellers list in the top five for nine weeks, which just proves any man boob can do it (applause) and there is no sign of letting up. That's a good sign that people need hope. They need -- they need to know that hope and change is on the horizon. You can find hope in that. So, on this -- (Applause.) Wait. So, on this day we hope that the hope and change, the kind of change that has changed the way Americans live, will inspire the change that we've so desperately hoped for! (Applause.) And because of change, well, that and ineptness, corruption, an a government that can't get out of its own way, the message of change I bring to you today is this: Our economy is changing. In fact, I think it's pretty much going to crumble right there beneath our -- (Applause.) Yes. I don't know why you're clapping for that one, because that kind of scarce the living dog crap out of me. The message of hope that I bring to you is it just might, if we all work together, it just might not crumble enough to make you stand in line for food (applause) and finally there is one last message of change that I'd like to talk to you about. As I talk about the issues and warn voters against the change dangers of electing a liberal President like Hillary Clinton or John McCain, I want this to be perfect clear. Although most people and our nation's economy would suffer, I mean unbelievably. It would be like hemorrhaging from every pore of your body, oh, but I want you to know, America, and I mean this sincerely, the exact opposite is true for this program!

(Applause.) This election is a win-win for me because if a conservative gets in, we all win: If Hillary Clinton or a democrat gets in, well, I mean, you're screwed to the wall, but my comedy dollars will flow like the salmon of Capistrano. So, remember hope, yes, remember hope and remember change. Thank you and God bless the Glenn Beck program (applause). I've got a doughnut. Fetch, fetch!

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck and Pat Gray discussed a series of recent polls that suggest presidential nominee Joe Biden's expected lead may be slipping with traditionally Democratic voters.

A new poll conducted by the Jewish Electorate Institute shows that two-thirds of Jewish voters still plan to vote for the Biden-Harris ticket in November. However, President Donald Trump's support within the Jewish community is also the highest among any Republican candidate in recent history.

In more bad news for Biden, a CNN poll (yes, CNN) released last month showed growing support for President Trump among black voters in swing states. Meanwhile, his support among Latino voters remains at roughly 33%.

"I don't think it's going to go the way the Democrats hope that it will," Glenn said of the election. "If you look at the groups that the Democrats have carefully fostered ... that's falling apart. If Donald Trump can grow that by 5%, and hurt the Democrats by 5% ... that alone could swing the election."

Watch the video below to catch more of the conversation:

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We're being set up for a civil war. The Left is grooming us for an Eastern European-style revolution this election, and they're not even trying to hide it any more. The playbook for Mainstreet USA is the exact same that has been used in places like Ukraine, initiated by the same people in order to completely upend the American system.

On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn Beck takes us through a tale of three chalkboards that will connect the dots: the Obama admin in Ukraine, the State Department's relationship with George Soros, Black Lives Matter and Antifa riots, the Great Reset, public school indoctrination, mail-in voting. It all points to something dangerous happening in November if we don't act now.

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The left has already determined that the wildfires raging across the West Coast were definitely caused by climate change and Big Tech is determined to silence anyone who dares suggest otherwise. Facebook even announced a sweeping policy on Saturday to remove posts that claim the fires were caused by arson from far-left activists.

But on his radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck revealed multiple arrest records for suspected arsonists in California, Oregon, and Washington — and several of those charged and arrested were also instigators in Black Lives Matter rallies, violent protests, and Antifa riots. He also called out the "news gods" in Big Tech, daring them to try to censor his video.

"I asked my staff, to see if there was any evidence [of arson] on the fires. And I don't mean evidence from Twitter. I mean evidence. Is there anybody who has been arrested for arson?" Glenn said. "Well, here they are. And YouTube and Facebook, go ahead. I want you to demonetize this clip. I want you to somehow or another say that we're lying. I want you to throttle this. Go ahead. Because then you're going to have to explain what we got wrong. And I happen to have all the documents right here. So my attorney is really ready for that throttling or demonetization. You say you're a protector of the truth? Great, here it is."

Glenn read off the first 10 arrest records, which combined allege the destruction of more than 120,000 acres and 700 structures, as well as tens of thousands of people evacuated from their homes.

"You want to tell us, PolitiFact, how you came to the conclusion ... that there was no arson in these fires?" Glenn asked. "Can you tell me how you came to that conclusion? Because your fact-check seems to be entirely false."

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Former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders joined Glenn Beck on this week's podcast to share her unique perspective as a trusted adviser and confidante to President Donald Trump for two and a half years, which she also details in her new book, "Speaking for Myself: Faith, Freedom, and the Fight of Our Lives Inside the Trump White House."

Sarah described the unprecedented levels of corruption she saw firsthand during the Russia probe and shocking lengths to which Democratic leaders and the mainstream media would go to "take the president down."

Sarah said she often saw sides of Donald Trump that the media never covered. Recently, she went on the record denying the Atlantic's claims that the president mocked our military during a 2018 trip to France. She was on that trip, she told Glenn, and her account of what really happened paints a very different picture.

"The people who are making this outrageous charge are such cowards for doing so in an anonymous way. If you really believed this, and believed it was wrong, one, why did it take you so long? And, two, put your name on it the way the rest of us have," Sarah said.

"He didn't say those things. Not only was I there that day, Glenn, I spent two and a half years traveling all over the world with the president, watching him interact with men and women of our armed forces almost every single day during that two-and-a-half year period," she added.

"This is a person who loves America and loves the people who allow the rest of us to live in America, free, and have prosperity. And I got to see that a lot. I think it is shameful that people are trying to distort who he is and what he has done, particularly when it comes to the men and women in the military."

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