Wormhole Evidence

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GLENN: Remember Hillary Clinton. Remember when she was inconsistent when she said driver's license for illegal aliens. Remember that? She was like, driver's license for illegal aliens (laughing), and everybody was like, what? And she would say (mumbling). And everybody went, I don't understand what you just said. And she said, it's very clear when it comes to driver's license for illegal aliens that (mumbling). And we thought, all right, that makes sense. Hillary Clinton's not really saying anything. That makes sense! Wormhole evidence.


 Hillary Clinton has now come out with her official stance on illegal alien driver's license and here it is, if I may quote: "I do not think it's appropriate to give a driver's license to someone who's here undocumented." (Inaudible). It makes even more sense. Hillary Clinton is starting to talk like a sane, rational person. Wait a minute. I know, there's just life up here. I don't think it's appropriate to give driver's license to someone who is here undocumented, putting them frankly at risk because that is clear evidence that they are not here legally.


 So we're now at a place where the person is running for President of the United States says "I don't want to help the police or anybody else find law breakers.


 VOICE: Wormhole evidence!.


 GLENN: How about this one. Story based on Three Little Pigs fairy tale, been turned down by a government agency's award panel because it might offend Muslims. The digital book retelling the classic story of the Three Little Pigs, huff and puff and blow your house down rejected by judges who warned that the use of pigs raises cultural issues. Judges also attacked the three little cowboy builders for offending builders. I never even heard of the Three Little Cowboy Builders. Have you heard of the Three Little Cowboy Builders? And I don't know why it would offend builders. Why would builders be offended? Because they are cowboys and cowboys went after Indians? Is that what it is, those damn racist cowboys? You know what? We should round up -- in this universe we should round up all of those cowboys, put them behind fences. Yeah, I know, wide open spaces, no fences. There should be fences for cowboys, while they wait trial at the Hague.


 VOICE: Wormhole evidence!.


 GLENN: Two senior bishops are urging people to cut back on carbon for lent instead of the conventional chocolate or alcohol. Wish somebody would have thought of this when I was 10. I would have been willing to do it. Sister Mary Francis comes in, got to cut your carbon footprint, kids. Have all the chocolate you want. "Sister Mary Francis?" "Yes, Glenn"? "I love Jesus and Lent."


 The bishops in England are launching a carbon fast with the help of an aid agency called Tearfund. See, in a sensible universe bishops wouldn't be, you know, trying to reduce the carbon footprint for 40 years. You know, I mean, you just bring up a good point. Jesus went out in the desert for 40 days. I don't remember a sand buggy, you know. Would have been cool. Jesus would have been out in the desert, you know, with some sort of a sand buggy? But he didn't have it, you know. Wouldn't have been out there for 40 days. Why would he be out there for 40 days? He had a sand buggy. You know what I mean? He didn't do that for 40 days. Hmmm? Wait a minute. You can. He was in the Middle East. Oil deposits under the sand. He didn't have to stop for gas. It was right there. Sure, there was no pumping station or something, but he's Jesus. He could walk on water. He couldn't say, "Hey, oil under the sand, get in the tank!" Of course he could have.


 VOICE: Wormhole evidence!.


 GLENN: Just trying to explain John McCain. That's all I'm trying to do. I'm trying to lay out evidence that the only way John McCain can be the conservative nominee is that we've slipped through a wormhole and we're in some parallel universe. Now, that may sound logical on the surface, but for those few skeptics out there, let me continue to lay out the evidence that we no longer live in a world that we were born in. We no longer live in a world that makes any kind of sense at all!


 Scientists have created human embryos with three parents. In a development they hope could lead to effective treatments for a range of serious diseases within five years. So kids will now have mom, dad, and dad. The researchers presented their findings in a medical conference over the weekend. The idea is to prevent women with faults in their mitochond -- DNA. I didn't want to get technical here. I know that sometimes we lose people on all the heavy science that we do in this program. Anyway, women have this DNA stuff in them and apparently they can pass that DNA right into their children and that's bad apparently. So the good news is the three parents is currently less than the four parents the children currently have: Mom, dad, mom and dad, two houses.


 I wonder if you get, I wonder instead of children having two houses and four parents if scientists can now create kids with three parents, if they get a house and a half.


 VOICE: Wormhole evidence!.


 GLENN: Just trying to explain John McCain.


 Dateline San Francisco. I don't think I need to even go any further than this.


 VOICE: Wormhole evidence!.

Blaze TV hosts Glenn Beck , Chad Prather, and Steven Crowder weighed-in with similar but different thoughts on the fascism associated with canceling Dr. Seuss.

Glenn Beck can't help but wonder, "What is wrong with us?" in light of the Dr. Seuss books that have been cancelled due to "hurtful and wrong" illustrations — that takes America one step closer to complete insanity.

Chad Prather approached the issue from a comedic perspective, stating that "Dr. Seuss is dead and could not be reached for comment."

Steven Crowder explained that Dr. Seuss books were banned for being offensive and insensitive to some. So Steven decided to parody the six banned children's books with progressively titled and hilariously inappropriate versions.

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'We DON'T destroy books'

"They are banning Dr. Seuss books. How much more do you need to see before all of America wakes up? ... This is fascism!" Glenn said. "We don't destroy books. What is wrong with us, America?" - Glenn Beck. Download the podcast here.

Chad Prather's comedic take on why Dr. Seuss got canceled

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Dr. Seuss BANNING Bonanza! New Progressive Book Titles Revealed! 

In this 7+1 segment-- Crowder uncovers, new, unreleased Dr. Seuss titles that will be released in the near future (parody). Download the podcast here.

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"What's your climate credit score?" That's a question Americans may have to answer if the green global elites get their way.

While the media has distracted us with Orange Man Bad! and Russia, Russia, Russia!, the Left has been busy working on the fundamental transformation of America with a primary pressure point — YOUR money through YOUR bank. Democrats, forgetting the words of MLK, like to group people into categories. They judge you based on what skin color you have, your religion, occupation, your ideology, and now … your carbon footprint.

On his Wednesday night TV special this week, Glenn Beck exposes how they're now planning, not only to categorize you, but to give you a score. It'll determine everything for you: whether you can buy a home, get a new car, open a business … EVERYTHING. And if you don't bend the knee? You'll be blacklisted. But this isn't some far-off conspiracy theory. Multiple big U.S. banks are part of a private U.S. financial group enacting these policies now. It's here, and we're ALL at risk.

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Unlike the mainstream media, we at the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" decided to actually do the research and get to the bottom of CPAC's controversial stage design, which many on the Left have suggested was purposefully shaped like an obscure Nazi symbol. We got our answers straight from the source — and it's not what the media is suggesting.

American Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp joined Glenn on Wednesday to share the real story of the stage design, who designed it, and why he's taking legal options against those smearing the Conservative Political Action Conference's name seriously.

Matt told Glenn he'd never heard of the alleged Nazi insignia, noting that even a staff member who "studied anti-Semitism in college" did not recognize the obscure symbol. He went on to explain how the stage designing firm, Design Foundry, and Hyatt Hotels worked collaboratively with CPAC event organizers for months throughout the designing and construction of the stage. However, when pressured by the cancel culture mob on social media, both companies "ran for the tall grass."

"Both the Hyatt and [Design Foundry] looked to CPAC and said [they] had nothing to do with this stage. That's outrageous," Matt stated. "This whole process takes months ... everybody saw this. Everybody had to figure out how to construct this. Everybody had eyes on it from every angle. And nobody in that process ever raised their hand and said, 'Oh, you know, I took a European history class, and I noticed [that the stage design looked like a Nazi symbol.] Nobody."

Matt went on to add that, while CPAC expects attacks from the Left, they also have every intention of standing up for themselves, the conservative community, the Jewish community, and all the people who love America.

"We're fine with taking the hits. We always take the hits, it's part of being a prominent conservative group. We'll take the hits, but we won't let people lie," Matt said.

"I can't tell you how many people have called me during the course of this most tumultuous of years and said, at what point does the conservative community, do the 74 million Americans who voted for Donald Trump, do the people who love America, and think it's okay to read Dr. Seuss, and love Thomas Jefferson and Mount Rushmore, at what point do they start pushing back on the cancel culture? At what point do they say, this is a line you can't cross? I think we're at that line," he added.

"We called our conference, 'America Uncanceled.' The whole thing became about them canceling us. At what point do we not have the right to say,' you can't treat us this way'? You're disparaging us. You're destroying our reputation. You're destroying our ability to be respected members of our community. So, I'm taking your challenge of pursuing our legal options very seriously. And I think we have to go broader. We can't let these companies just follow the woke mob. We can't do it."

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CNN reporter Jim Acosta was confronted at CPAC by The Federalist reporter David Marcus with a valid question: "When are you guys going to start covering Cuomo?" His answer — or, really, lack of an answer — perfectly demonstrates why he was earlier surrounded by CPAC attendees chanting, "CNN sucks!"

On the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday, Glenn and producer Stu Burguiere react to a video clip of the exchange with Acosta, as well as the mainstream media's double standards when it comes to Democratic New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

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